Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

"Is this your son?"

Old Ancestor Liu pointed at the naughty child and asked.

Patriarch Liu looked at it carefully and suddenly broke out in sweat: "This...may be."

Snapped!

Ancestor Liu was not used to it at all and slapped Liu Tao on the face.

"Didn't you name him, and why the hell is he called Liu Long? He's just a bastard, does he deserve it?"

Patriarch Liu covered his swollen left face and nodded again.

Snapped!Another loud mouth.

"Where is this naughty kid's mother from?"

"Lifangyuan..."

Snapped!

"You have never eaten any good pork. There are thousands of women in Dugu City, so you have to hunt for treasure in the cesspit."

Patriarch Liu: "She...has a good figure and good kung fu."

Snapped!

"Confused! Now, drive this woman and the naughty child out of Dugu City immediately. If you dare to stay for a second, you will no longer be the leader of the clan."

Liu Tao, who had been a coward all his life, finally became a man for once and protected the woman and the naughty child behind him.

"I'll protect my seed. If you don't want me to be the head of the Liu family, I won't."

Snapped!

Ancestor Liu: "Don't think that I don't know the little thoughts of you bastard. Since you are the endless father, I really can't do anything to you, right?"

"Besides, this woman has been eaten by thousands of people. How can you be sure that this naughty child is your seed?"

Chief Liu: "This..."

Patriarch Liu hesitated, and the woman almost went crazy with anxiety: "Brother Tao, you have to believe me! Ever since I followed you, I have been as guarded as a jade, even the male dogs on the roadside have stayed away. I dare to face the sky. I swear, this child must be yours."

Ancestor Liu interjected: "This is just your one-sided statement. A woman's mouth is a liar. How can a woman from the land of Yanliu tell the truth?"

Seeing that the woman wanted to refute, Old Ancestor Liu waved his hand to indicate that he didn't want to listen.

He turned to look at the doctor in the corner.

"Doctor Zhang, is there any way to confirm that this child is not a descendant of our Liu family?"

Doctor Zhang glanced at Patriarch Liu with some embarrassment.Old Ancestor Liu grinned and gave him a very "kind" smile.

Doctor Zhang: "This...should be there, right?"

Ancestor Liu nodded with great satisfaction.

"Thanks to your superb medical skills, otherwise I would definitely destroy this shabby shop of yours."

Doctor Zhang: "..."

I forgot to read the almanac when I went out today. Otherwise, how could I have met this old bastard from the Liu family?

"How about trying a blood test?"

As an excellent doctor, Zhang Zheng naturally knew that blood recognition was not reliable at all.To put it bluntly, the blood of any dog ​​can be fused with human blood.But who can give birth to a dog son?

Yes, Dr. Zhang loves medicine, but how can truth be more important than life?

Ancestor Liu: "Can you confirm that this naughty kid is not a descendant of my Liu family?"

Doctor Zhang: "Blood identification can confirm that the child is a member of the Liu family."

Ancestor Liu: "Then let's try another method."

Chief Liu: "..."

This old man has gone too far. He must put a cuckold on himself today, right?

Patriarch Liu was depressed, and Doctor Zhang was even more depressed.

Apart from spilling blood to recognize his relatives, he really had no other option.

Doctor Zhang hesitated: "How about... let me feel your pulse first?"

There was no other way. In order to keep the medical clinic, Dr. Zhang could only try every means to prove that this naughty child was not a member of the Liu family.

Doctor Zhang first examined the naughty child’s mother.As soon as he took a pulse, his expression became extremely strange.

Patriarch Liu was confused because of his concern, and he no longer cared about Patriarch Liu. He asked anxiously: "What's the matter? Yan'er is not in good health?"

Doctor Zhang: "This...can't be said to be bad. Chief Liu, have you ever heard of occupational diseases?"

Patriarch Liu: "What do you mean?"

Doctor Zhang: "Your wife's previous work was too hard and she suffered from occupational diseases."

How about saying that cultural people are hateful?He can actually use the most polite words to curse the most vicious words.Even before you could refute, I asked you if you were angry?

Patriarch Liu was so angry that he could only push Yan'er away.He put his arm across Dr. Zhang's face and threatened fiercely: "Please take a good look at it for me. If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will tear your old bones apart."

Snapped!

Before Doctor Zhang could speak, Patriarch Liu slapped Patriarch Liu again: "Just seeing a doctor, where does all this nonsense come from?"

Patriarch Liu rubbed his head in grievance and did not dare to speak any more.

Doctor Zhang stretched out three fingers and pressed on Chief Liu's pulse.

After a while, Doctor Zhang's expression became very strange, and he stared at Patriarch Liu for a long time.

No one can bear to be stared at like this by a doctor, and Patriarch Liu is no exception.

"Doctor Zhang, please tell me if you have anything to say. I can't bear it anymore."

Doctor Zhang: "Clan Leader Liu, haven't you had a physical examination for a long time?"

Patriarch Liu: "It's been almost 30 to [-] years. I'm not sick or suffering from any disaster. What kind of physical examination should I do?"

Doctor Zhang: "Are you thirsty? Why don't you drink some water first? Or you can go for a while first."

The more Doctor Zhang behaves like this, the more panicked Patriarch Liu becomes: "I'm not thirsty. Doctor Zhang, what's wrong with me? Do I have a terminal illness?"

Doctor Zhang nodded and then shook his head: "The patriarch's connections are weak and weak, and his kidneys are weak and he has little energy. He may have difficulty having children."

Patriarch Liu used to be a playboy, and he didn't understand a simple sentence.

He didn't understand, so he asked in a pretentious manner: "Doctor, do you mean I can't die?"

Doctor Zhang: "???"

Are people today so open-minded?Cuckolding doesn't matter.

Ancestor Liu angrily kicked Patriarch Liu on the butt: "You idiot, Doctor Zhang said you are infertile. Hahaha... I'm just saying, this bastard can't be me. From the Liu family. Hahaha..."

Smiling and laughing, Old Ancestor Liu couldn't laugh anymore.

Because he suddenly remembered that there was another person in the house, Liu Wuwu.

That bastard Liu Tao is infertile, so whose seed is that endless precious grandson?

Thinking of this, Old Ancestor Liu broke into a cold sweat.

The current power of the Liu family does not depend on him, the ancestor of the Liu family, but Liu Wuwu, the son of the God of the Blood Sea Sect.If Liu Wuwu is not a member of the Liu family...

Isn't this the end of the calf?

At this moment, Patriarch Liu regretted and really wanted to slap himself twice.If I had known this, I would have checked it out like crazy.Wouldn't it be enough to just slap the mother and son to death?

Patriarch Liu was also dumbfounded.

Infertility?

What about his thirteenth bedroom and sixteen children outside?

Liars, women are liars!

There were a lot of cuckolds, so much that Chief Liu felt desperate.

He grabbed Yan Niang's clothes, his eyes were bloodshot, and asked sternly: "Tell me, who is this bastard's biological father?"

At this time, Yanniang had already collapsed on the ground, trembling with fear: "The slave family is not sure either."

"Not sure! How can you not be sure?"

Patriarch Liu is going crazy.

Yanniang knew that things couldn't go well today, and now she just wanted to suffer less torture.Just break the jar and tell the truth.

"After I slept with you that day, in order to get pregnant immediately, I invited five or six men..."

Snapped!

An angry slap interrupted Yan Niang's words.

"Why! Why! I, Liu Tao, ask myself, I have never treated you badly. Why do you want to insult me ​​like this?"

Patriarch Liu almost collapsed and kept shaking Yan Niang’s head.

Yanniang just cried and said nothing.

......

Originally, Liu Wuwu was just eating melon quietly.

I never expected that eating melon would actually happen to me.My father, Liu Tao, is infertile... Then where did I come from?