Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

"How about you serve as my mount and I'll pay you three cents a day?"

"Ooo! Ooo, ooo! Ooo, ooo, ooooo..."

Liu Wuwu turned to look at Translator Twelve on the side: "What did Ma Hu say? Was he thanking me?"

Twelve looked a little ugly.

"Sir, Mahu doesn't agree. He thinks the salary is too low."

Liu Wuwu: "???It howled for 10 minutes and only said this little thing?"

Twelve looked embarrassed: "Well...most of what Little Donkey said was cursing."

"curse?"

Liu Wuyuan was confused at first, and then became excited.

"Beast, you dare to scold me!"

Liu Wuwu raised his hand to strike, but was stopped by Twelve.

"Young Master, calm down. The little donkey has only been enlightened for less than half a year. He is already a gifted person to be able to communicate normally. We can't ask for too much."

Liu Wuyou suddenly realized it and murmured to himself: "That's right. After all, Ma Hu has never even been to kindergarten, so it is normal for him to have no quality."

"However, you can't be lawless without quality. You think three cents is too low, how about I increase it to five cents?"

Ma Hu: "Oooh, ooh, ooh..."

Another two and a half minutes of crazy output.

Liu Wuwen looked at Twelve, who covered his forehead and looked shameless.

"Little donkey...he didn't say anything?"

Liu Wuwu glared and slapped Ma Hu with his backhand.

"This beast scolded me for two and a half minutes? Tell me, what did it scold me for?"

Twelve: "It's a bit unpleasant, I can't say it."

Liu Wuwu's stubborn temper rose.

"To be honest, I'm not angry."

Twelve looked down at Liu Wuwu's clenched fists and didn't believe his nonsense.Instead, he carefully probed: "Master, if I say that the little donkey greets your wife, how will you deal with it?"

Liu Wuwu glared at Ma Hu fiercely.

"I can make a pot of donkey soup."

Twelve: "That's it. What he scolded you just now is enough to stew eighteen pots of soup and roast a whole donkey twice."

"My Nima!"

Liu Wuwu stood up and was about to give Ma Hu a slap, but as soon as he gathered his spiritual energy, it dissipated again.

Twelve was a little confused when he saw this.

"Master, what's wrong with you?"

Liu Wuwu shook his head.

"You can't beat him. This bastard owes me 100 million spiritual stones, and he is my creditor. If he accidentally beats him to death, who should I go to to collect the debt?"

Twelve: This iron rooster.

Ma Hu: This grandson can handle it.

He couldn't hit him, but Liu Wuyue's anger didn't go away.

He stabbed Ma Hu fiercely with both eyes and complained: "Three cents is not enough, and you don't agree with five cents. Tell me yourself, how much salary do you want?"

Ma Hu: "Ooo, ooo, ooo..."

Twelve: "The little donkey said he is a spiritual beast, and he will receive at least a salary of one spiritual stone every day plus..."

Speaking of this, Twelve blushed slightly.

"... plus give him eighteen little female donkeys as wives."

This time Liu Wuwu was not angry, but took out a shining silver knife.

"For eighteen little female donkeys, believe it or not, I'll geld you right now?"

After that, Liu Wuwu pretended to grab Ma Hu's leg, which frightened the little donkey into barking wildly.

Twelve was frightened to tears when he saw the little donkey, and he couldn't bear to persuade him:

"Sir, please stop scaring it. Even though it is big, it is timid."

Ma Hu nodded crazily: "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Twelve: "The price of the little donkey has been reduced. He said: As long as he doesn't move his baby donkey, he can accept the salary of five cents a day."

Hearing this, Liu Wuwu finally showed a satisfied smile.

He patted the donkey's head to comfort the injured horse.

"That's right. Xiaoma, do you know how high the unemployment rate is now? Look at what kind of jobs the average little donkey is looking for."

"Pulling mills, pulling carts, plowing fields... they are all dirty and tiring jobs that don't have a donkey to do. This is not bad, and the little donkey who couldn't find a job was taken directly to the slaughterhouse. .The donkey meat is eaten, the donkey skin is made into glue, and the bones are used to make soup.”

"Such a tough economy. I can give you a job, and you should be grateful to me, not resent the low salary."

"In my hometown, there are still people who take out loans to work. Now I not only give you a salary, but also include food and accommodation. You can't find such a good job even with a lantern..."

Ma Hu's expression gradually changed from angry to confused to an expression of "I don't know what you said, but it's awesome" under Liu Wuyuan's words.

In the end, Liu Wuwu didn't forget to draw a big cake for Ma Hu.

"Work hard. When I become rich in the future, let alone becoming an immortal or a Buddha, even if I become a Mahayana stage, I will give you the title of chief mount general. Not to mention eighteen female donkeys by then. , that’s 180, I’ll also get you [-] little female donkeys.”

"We won't eat grass at that time. We will eat white rice, and we will eat rice that spits out every bite. Don't ask why, if you ask, it is because we are rich and willful..."

The little donkey's eyes gradually became blurred, and he was already imagining the scene of a thousand little female donkeys serving him.

hiss......

The little donkey took a long sip of saliva.

I can't think about it, I can't think about it. Just thinking about it makes me feel weak.

At this time, it looked at Liu Wuwu with even a hint of regret in its eyes.

The boss is so kind to me, but I still have the nerve to ask him for wages?I...I'm really not a good donkey!

Ugh......

Don't call Ma Hu stupid for even believing such nonsense.Not to mention a little donkey like him who has never even read a book, even a newly graduated college student is still being fooled.

It's just that Liu Wuyou played a more ruthless way and was not even willing to pay the internship salary of [-].

After successfully deceiving Ma Hu, Liu Wuwu got a mount as fat as a pig.

The donkey's back is very wide, so two people can sit on it without feeling cramped.

Donkeys have short legs and walk very slowly.It took an hour to walk less than two miles.

The sky was blue and the sun was so hot that Liu Wuwu felt dizzy.

"Xiao Ma, can you hurry up? At your speed, I'm afraid I won't even have enough time to travel during my half-year vacation."

Ma Hu: "Oooh, love ooooo."

Twelve: "The little donkey said it can go faster, but it will be a little bumpy."

Liu Wuwu: "Bumping? Isn't this normal? Who's horse is not bumpy when running? Twelve, tell Ma Hu. Let him run freely. Master, I am not afraid of bumps."

"Ow!"

Without using twelve translators, Ma Hu said he understood.

Unlike ordinary horses trotting and accelerating, Ma Hu actually stopped in place, with his limbs slightly bent downwards.

With the little donkey as the center, the surrounding spiritual energy gradually converged towards him, and the unique earth-yellow spiritual energy gathered on the limbs.

The little donkey's body continued to become heavier, and cracks appeared on the loess under the pressure.

Liu Wuyou felt that something was wrong with the situation and opened his mouth to dissuade him: "Little..."

boom! ! !

Unfortunately, Ma Hu took off before Liu Wuwu finished speaking.

No, it would be more accurate to use the word launch.

The little donkey jumped with all his strength, and the huge reaction force directly formed a large pit with a radius of three feet on the ground.

Ma Hu, together with Liu Wuwu and Twelve, shot straight into the sky like freshly discharged cannonballs.

Liu Wuwu: "Ahhh!"

Twelve: "Wow wow wow!"

The instant unparalleled acceleration made Liu Wuwu feel that he had flown away, but his soul remained on the ground.

One donkey and two people flew past sparrows, passed through the clouds, and stepped on goshawks.

The sky above is getting darker and darker, getting closer and closer.The air is getting colder and thinner.

When it reached its highest altitude, the three of them almost flew out of outer space.

After a pause for half a second, one person and two donkeys began to land rapidly.

The acceleration of 10 meters per second quickly made the three creatures fall at an astonishing speed of [-] kilometers per hour.

The fierce friction with the air caused the two donkeys to turn into a ball of red flames and shoot straight to the ground.

Looking at the ground getting closer and closer, Liu Wuyue not only did not feel at ease, but instead tried his best to protect Twelve and Mahu with his spiritual energy.

Such a huge impact was enough to knock Twelve and Mahu into a pulp.

Boom~ boom!

The huge shock wave formed a huge circular crater on the ground, causing slight vibrations for hundreds of miles.

Although Twelve and Little Donkey were in a sorry state, they were intact under Liu Wuwu's protection.

Liu Wuwu was sitting on the donkey's back with a bruised face, indescribable pain on his expression.

Seeing this scene, Twelve was so frightened that he trembled all over.

"Mr...Mr., are you okay?"

Liu Wuyue, who was in so much pain that he couldn't speak out, squeezed out a few words through his teeth: "Quickly, go find the doctor. I...my balls exploded!"