Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!
Chapter 55 The unexpected surprise you want
In order to prevent Ye Ming's birthday and horoscope from being leaked, the two bosses took some blood.
Kuangzi gave Liu Wuwu a set of Xuan-level sect-protecting arrays.This set of magic circles called Spirit Guards can withstand a full blow from the late Nascent Soul.
Although this thing is useless to Kongzi, it is very suitable for the Liu family.
Long Zizai was a bit shameless.It was okay to give him nothing, but he actually said with a big face that he would help Liu Wuwu introduce a wife.
Liu Wuwu almost laughed angrily when he heard this.
Although I am still a virgin, is it okay to have three or four wives at home?You, a thousand-year-old bachelor, don't worry about having no one to take care of you in your old age, so what are you doing with your leisure time?
Complaints are all complaints, but in front of outsiders Liu Wuwu could only show a look of tears of gratitude.
There is no way, you still need to have some emotional intelligence to be someone's younger brother.
Kuangzi was very satisfied with Liu Wuwu's performance.
After giving some verbal encouragement and a wave of his hand, Liu Wuwen was sent back to Xuehai Gate to rest.
After Liu Wuwu left, the smiles on Kong Zizi and Long Zizai's faces immediately disappeared.
Long Zizai scanned the surroundings with his spiritual consciousness and made sure no one was listening before he spoke: "Old Xu, what do you think about this?"
Kongzi obviously also knew what Long Zizai was asking.
He sighed softly, with a depressed look on his face: "Is my opinion useful? The question is what you think. If there are really remnants of ancient dragons and phoenixes above, are you, the strongest, sure you can deal with them?"
Long Zizai frowned: "I once went to the Pangu battlefield outside the territory alone. From the traces left in it, it is inferred that the strength of the ancient dragon and ancient phoenix clan is indeed strong, and adult individuals can easily reach the Mahayana stage. At least [-]% of these individuals The strength far exceeds mine..."
Seeing Kongzi's solemn expression, Long Zizai quickly explained: "Of course, I am only talking about hand-to-hand combat, and did not include the skills and spiritual weapons. After all, in the Pangu era, there were almost no skills and spiritual weapons. If we add these With the addition of things, I am confident of defeating [-]% of the ancient dragons and phoenixes of the same realm."
Kongzi's frown still didn't relax: "Ninety percent? It's still too low. You are the top existence in the Xuanwu Continent. Even you are not [-]% sure, what will the others do?"
"Besides, the ancient dragon and ancient phoenix have disappeared for hundreds of millions of years, and no one is sure what will happen during this period. What if they also develop more powerful techniques and spiritual weapons? What should we do?"
Hearing what Kuangzi said, Long Zizai felt more and more unsure.
He looked up at the sky.Dark clouds cover the earth, and the world is shrouded in darkness.
"Old Xu, you don't have to worry too much. Didn't the old thief Tianjizi say that the human race still has the luck of at least three reincarnations. Every time there is a big disaster, there will always be a son of destiny who comes out to save the world."
Speaking of the Son of Destiny, Long Zizai suddenly remembered something: "Lao Xu, the old thief Tianjizi once said that the Son of Destiny came from the East. Could he be talking about Ye Ming?"
"Ye Ming?"
Kongzi hesitated for a while, and finally shook his head: "It shouldn't be right? Ye Ming's luck is really great. He is one of those super lucky people who lose money if they can't find it when they go out. But this kid has a broken eyebrow, good character, It's still very bad. If he is the son of destiny...God is really blind."
Ah......
Long Zizi couldn't help but sneered.
"Who said that the character of a child of destiny must be good? If nothing else, let's talk about the person named Zhang above. That character... tsk tsk, he is a complete lunatic. I heard that he has been obsessed with it recently. Eat the liver of a beautiful woman..."
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Kuangzi quickly covered his ears, unwilling to hear another word.
"Sect Master Long, Uncle Long. You can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense. If you want to die, please don't take me with you!"
Long Zizi smiled contemptuously.
"The scar on your head is no bigger than a bowl. Are you afraid of something?"
Kongzi glanced back at Long Zizai and cursed in his heart: You are such a reckless man.
When mentioning the Son of Destiny, Kongzi also thought of a person.
"Brother Long, do you think it's possible that the Son of Destiny is Liu Wuwu?"
"You mean Liu Wuwu???"
Long Zi had a question mark on his face.
At this moment, he looked at Kuangzi as if he were looking at a hopeless fool.
Kuangzi felt uncomfortable with the strange eyes and couldn't help but ask.
"Brother Long, if you have anything to say, just say it. Don't stare at me like this, it's so awkward."
Long Zizai looked Kongzi up and down with a complicated expression.
"We've known each other for at least 5 years. I thought you didn't have any shortcomings except that you were a little ugly, a little talented, a little bad-tempered... but it wasn't until today that I discovered your My brain doesn’t seem to work very well either.”
"Liu Wuwu, the Son of Destiny? Good guy, whose Son of Destiny's Thunder Tribulation is like a killer, and is so ruthless that he wants to kill him. In return of the Son of Destiny, he should be called the Son of Bad Luck."
Kuangzi: "Liu Wuwu not only survived the thunder catastrophe, but also obtained an unprecedented thunder tribulation body, and obtained three fairy stones. Survive from a desperate situation, isn't this also great luck?"
"This......"
The two poles were reversed, and Long Zizai suddenly felt that he was not as smart as he thought.
Fortunately, Long Zizai is a monk who has been practicing for hundreds of thousands of years, and his thick skin has already reached the level of invulnerability to water, fire, and weapons.
Even if he knew that he might be wrong, he could still argue without blushing and without a beating heart: "Liu Wuwu escaped by luck this time. But what about the next Nascent Soul Tribulation? If someone is not careful, he will be bombed to pieces. Scum."
Kuangzi: "..."
This guy surnamed Long can't get along well.Before the fairy stone given by Liu Wuwu was warmed up, the dog surnamed Long began to curse Liu Wuwu for being blasted into slag.Is this something a human can do?
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Long Zizai also felt a little regretful.But he was stubborn and refused to admit his mistakes.
In order to alleviate the embarrassment, he could only forcefully change the subject.
"Speaking of Lao Xu, is Ye Ming your biological son? For him, you can actually give up a fairy stone."
Kongzi was stunned for a moment, and replied subconsciously: "I sit upright, how can I betray my disciples for a small profit? Where is our Taixuan Saint Sect, the authentic Xuanmen! Li Zong is basically a noble student of immortality. , there is no measure of people. To put it simply, it means to have a kind heart, be a good person, and do good deeds..."
"..."
Long Zizi didn't say anything, just quietly watching Kongzi's performance.
Kongzi's practice is obviously not as good as Long Zizuo's, and his face is not thick enough.
Being stared at by Long Zizi like this, he felt a little guilty.The righteous speeches are becoming less and less confident, and the voices are getting smaller and smaller...
It wasn't until Kongzi closed his mouth with a guilty conscience that Long Zizai finally spoke: "Old Xu, do you not know the function of fairy stones?"
Kongzi's face turned slightly red and he nodded helplessly.
Long Zizai: "Then you really want to save face and suffer. Cultivation before the Mahayana period relies on spiritual energy, and cultivation after the Mahayana period relies on enlightenment. I don't need to explain how difficult it is to attain enlightenment, right?"
Kuangzi was still puzzled: "Is this related to the fairy stone?"
Long Zizai: "Every piece of immortal stone contains a trace of the original avenue..."
"F*ck!!!!"
Kongzi suddenly felt that he had lost a hundred million.
That's called regret.If he wasn't afraid of Long Zizi's jokes, he would definitely slap himself twice.
Compared with the origin of the avenue, Ye Ming and even Taixuan Saint Sect are nothing?
After struggling for a long time, Kongzi licked his old face and came to Long Zizai's side: "Brother Long, please do me a favor. Go back and ask Brother Liu if Ye Ming dies unexpectedly, can the immortal stone be resupplied to me?"
Long Zi was stunned: "Accident?"
Kuangzi nodded repeatedly: "Yes, it's an accident. You can have any kind of accident you want. Hanging with a rope, falling from a cliff, hacking to death with a knife...anything will do."
Kuangzi gave Liu Wuwu a set of Xuan-level sect-protecting arrays.This set of magic circles called Spirit Guards can withstand a full blow from the late Nascent Soul.
Although this thing is useless to Kongzi, it is very suitable for the Liu family.
Long Zizai was a bit shameless.It was okay to give him nothing, but he actually said with a big face that he would help Liu Wuwu introduce a wife.
Liu Wuwu almost laughed angrily when he heard this.
Although I am still a virgin, is it okay to have three or four wives at home?You, a thousand-year-old bachelor, don't worry about having no one to take care of you in your old age, so what are you doing with your leisure time?
Complaints are all complaints, but in front of outsiders Liu Wuwu could only show a look of tears of gratitude.
There is no way, you still need to have some emotional intelligence to be someone's younger brother.
Kuangzi was very satisfied with Liu Wuwu's performance.
After giving some verbal encouragement and a wave of his hand, Liu Wuwen was sent back to Xuehai Gate to rest.
After Liu Wuwu left, the smiles on Kong Zizi and Long Zizai's faces immediately disappeared.
Long Zizai scanned the surroundings with his spiritual consciousness and made sure no one was listening before he spoke: "Old Xu, what do you think about this?"
Kongzi obviously also knew what Long Zizai was asking.
He sighed softly, with a depressed look on his face: "Is my opinion useful? The question is what you think. If there are really remnants of ancient dragons and phoenixes above, are you, the strongest, sure you can deal with them?"
Long Zizai frowned: "I once went to the Pangu battlefield outside the territory alone. From the traces left in it, it is inferred that the strength of the ancient dragon and ancient phoenix clan is indeed strong, and adult individuals can easily reach the Mahayana stage. At least [-]% of these individuals The strength far exceeds mine..."
Seeing Kongzi's solemn expression, Long Zizai quickly explained: "Of course, I am only talking about hand-to-hand combat, and did not include the skills and spiritual weapons. After all, in the Pangu era, there were almost no skills and spiritual weapons. If we add these With the addition of things, I am confident of defeating [-]% of the ancient dragons and phoenixes of the same realm."
Kongzi's frown still didn't relax: "Ninety percent? It's still too low. You are the top existence in the Xuanwu Continent. Even you are not [-]% sure, what will the others do?"
"Besides, the ancient dragon and ancient phoenix have disappeared for hundreds of millions of years, and no one is sure what will happen during this period. What if they also develop more powerful techniques and spiritual weapons? What should we do?"
Hearing what Kuangzi said, Long Zizai felt more and more unsure.
He looked up at the sky.Dark clouds cover the earth, and the world is shrouded in darkness.
"Old Xu, you don't have to worry too much. Didn't the old thief Tianjizi say that the human race still has the luck of at least three reincarnations. Every time there is a big disaster, there will always be a son of destiny who comes out to save the world."
Speaking of the Son of Destiny, Long Zizai suddenly remembered something: "Lao Xu, the old thief Tianjizi once said that the Son of Destiny came from the East. Could he be talking about Ye Ming?"
"Ye Ming?"
Kongzi hesitated for a while, and finally shook his head: "It shouldn't be right? Ye Ming's luck is really great. He is one of those super lucky people who lose money if they can't find it when they go out. But this kid has a broken eyebrow, good character, It's still very bad. If he is the son of destiny...God is really blind."
Ah......
Long Zizi couldn't help but sneered.
"Who said that the character of a child of destiny must be good? If nothing else, let's talk about the person named Zhang above. That character... tsk tsk, he is a complete lunatic. I heard that he has been obsessed with it recently. Eat the liver of a beautiful woman..."
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Kuangzi quickly covered his ears, unwilling to hear another word.
"Sect Master Long, Uncle Long. You can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense. If you want to die, please don't take me with you!"
Long Zizi smiled contemptuously.
"The scar on your head is no bigger than a bowl. Are you afraid of something?"
Kongzi glanced back at Long Zizai and cursed in his heart: You are such a reckless man.
When mentioning the Son of Destiny, Kongzi also thought of a person.
"Brother Long, do you think it's possible that the Son of Destiny is Liu Wuwu?"
"You mean Liu Wuwu???"
Long Zi had a question mark on his face.
At this moment, he looked at Kuangzi as if he were looking at a hopeless fool.
Kuangzi felt uncomfortable with the strange eyes and couldn't help but ask.
"Brother Long, if you have anything to say, just say it. Don't stare at me like this, it's so awkward."
Long Zizai looked Kongzi up and down with a complicated expression.
"We've known each other for at least 5 years. I thought you didn't have any shortcomings except that you were a little ugly, a little talented, a little bad-tempered... but it wasn't until today that I discovered your My brain doesn’t seem to work very well either.”
"Liu Wuwu, the Son of Destiny? Good guy, whose Son of Destiny's Thunder Tribulation is like a killer, and is so ruthless that he wants to kill him. In return of the Son of Destiny, he should be called the Son of Bad Luck."
Kuangzi: "Liu Wuwu not only survived the thunder catastrophe, but also obtained an unprecedented thunder tribulation body, and obtained three fairy stones. Survive from a desperate situation, isn't this also great luck?"
"This......"
The two poles were reversed, and Long Zizai suddenly felt that he was not as smart as he thought.
Fortunately, Long Zizai is a monk who has been practicing for hundreds of thousands of years, and his thick skin has already reached the level of invulnerability to water, fire, and weapons.
Even if he knew that he might be wrong, he could still argue without blushing and without a beating heart: "Liu Wuwu escaped by luck this time. But what about the next Nascent Soul Tribulation? If someone is not careful, he will be bombed to pieces. Scum."
Kuangzi: "..."
This guy surnamed Long can't get along well.Before the fairy stone given by Liu Wuwu was warmed up, the dog surnamed Long began to curse Liu Wuwu for being blasted into slag.Is this something a human can do?
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Long Zizai also felt a little regretful.But he was stubborn and refused to admit his mistakes.
In order to alleviate the embarrassment, he could only forcefully change the subject.
"Speaking of Lao Xu, is Ye Ming your biological son? For him, you can actually give up a fairy stone."
Kongzi was stunned for a moment, and replied subconsciously: "I sit upright, how can I betray my disciples for a small profit? Where is our Taixuan Saint Sect, the authentic Xuanmen! Li Zong is basically a noble student of immortality. , there is no measure of people. To put it simply, it means to have a kind heart, be a good person, and do good deeds..."
"..."
Long Zizi didn't say anything, just quietly watching Kongzi's performance.
Kongzi's practice is obviously not as good as Long Zizuo's, and his face is not thick enough.
Being stared at by Long Zizi like this, he felt a little guilty.The righteous speeches are becoming less and less confident, and the voices are getting smaller and smaller...
It wasn't until Kongzi closed his mouth with a guilty conscience that Long Zizai finally spoke: "Old Xu, do you not know the function of fairy stones?"
Kongzi's face turned slightly red and he nodded helplessly.
Long Zizai: "Then you really want to save face and suffer. Cultivation before the Mahayana period relies on spiritual energy, and cultivation after the Mahayana period relies on enlightenment. I don't need to explain how difficult it is to attain enlightenment, right?"
Kuangzi was still puzzled: "Is this related to the fairy stone?"
Long Zizai: "Every piece of immortal stone contains a trace of the original avenue..."
"F*ck!!!!"
Kongzi suddenly felt that he had lost a hundred million.
That's called regret.If he wasn't afraid of Long Zizi's jokes, he would definitely slap himself twice.
Compared with the origin of the avenue, Ye Ming and even Taixuan Saint Sect are nothing?
After struggling for a long time, Kongzi licked his old face and came to Long Zizai's side: "Brother Long, please do me a favor. Go back and ask Brother Liu if Ye Ming dies unexpectedly, can the immortal stone be resupplied to me?"
Long Zi was stunned: "Accident?"
Kuangzi nodded repeatedly: "Yes, it's an accident. You can have any kind of accident you want. Hanging with a rope, falling from a cliff, hacking to death with a knife...anything will do."
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