Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

"What are you two bastards doing? Stop it!"

After taking a bath, Long Zizai saw a scene that raised his blood pressure as soon as he went out.

I saw Liu Wuwu holding the immortal's head, while Zhang Er stupidly raised his ax and hacked at the head wildly.

I have to say that this immortal's head is really hard. Zhang Er's chops made a blazing sound and made a ping-pong sound, but he didn't break any skin.

When Long Zizai roared, the two of them looked at Long Zizai innocently.

Liu Wuwen: "Dad, why are you scolding me for no reason?"

Long Zizai's eyebrows raised in anger, he pointed at the immortal's head and asked:

"Say! What are you two doing?"

Liu Wuwu: "I'm going to split it in half. One half will be used to make wine for Zhang Er, and the other half I'm going to make a stir-fried brain dish."

Long Zizai: "???"

How many evil things did I have to do in my previous life to meet these two bastards!

Let's not discuss the philosophical issue of whether immortals are human beings. How could they talk about such a bloody head?

Long Zizai covered his forehead and stopped Liu Wuwu in pain: "I have other uses for this head, so don't bother with it."

Liu Wuyuan looked disappointed: "Okay..."

Long Zizi didn't seem to want to discuss this head too much, and took the initiative to change the topic to Hong Luan.

Long Zizai looked Hongluan up and down: "Is this the demon saint?"

Mentioning Hongluan, Liu Wuwu suddenly became interested.

"Dad, I spent a lot of effort to catch this demon girl, you have to reward me well."

Long Zizai said in confusion: "Are you confused, kid? I have no grudge against her, why should I reward you?"

Liu Wuwu’s eyebrows danced with joy:

"I see that my adopted father has always been alone, with no one around to warm the bed. As your dearest and most beloved adopted son, I was so worried that I couldn't sleep all night long."

"Of course, you are the best person in the world today. Even the girl who warms your bed must at least be a princess or a saint. However, my Blood Sea Sect is the most decent sect in the Xuanwu Continent. We are responsible for robbing civilian girls. Not coming out.”

"The boy was thinking hard, and suddenly an idea came to his mind. We can't do anything to the human race, but the demon race is our enemy!"

"This gang of dogs and beasts raped, plundered, killed and set fire to people. Everywhere they passed was like locusts scurrying across the land. Even the latrines were licked clean by them."

"I can't do anything to my own people, and I'm brave and diligent in dealing with monsters. Since I've decided to catch a monster girl to warm your bed, I naturally have to catch someone with a high status. For your happiness, I will go up the mountain of swords and the sea of ​​fire, and risk my life. Just stole this little girl Hong Luan from the Demon Clan’s territory.”

Liu Wuwu pushed Hong Luan in front of Long Zizai: "Dad, you must not be polite to me. You can play with this girl as you want. If you play to death, you will be considered as having contributed to the human race's anti-monster cause."

Hongluan: "???"

Zhang Erluzi and others: "..."

how to say?

Everyone has seen strong winds and waves.

Husandao was born in the Northern Continent, but practiced in the Central Continent.

Zhang Erluzi was born into a poor family, and he started his career by doing dangerous and fucked-up work as an undercover agent.

Not to mention Qinglin, the general manager of the Eastern Royal Palace in the Upper Realm. There are only a handful of people who are more knowledgeable than her.

The world of cultivating immortals is a huge cesspit, and you can encounter all kinds of garbage.

You can say that the number of bastards you have seen is as countless as the crucian carp crossing the river.

But even so, a bottomless beast like Liu Wuyue... is really a scorpion's shit, (poison) is unique.

Liu Wuwu said he would not sell Hongluan to a brothel, but then he sold her to Long Zizai, letting him waste her as he pleased...

As a companion, even Zhang Erlu felt that the grandson named Liu was hopeless.

Compared to the shock of Zhang Erluzi and others, Long Zizai was leisurely and looked at Liu Wuwu with a playful expression.

After Liu Wuwu finished speaking, he pointed at the hunchbacked old man beside him with a strange smile.

"Do you know who he is?"

It was only then that Liu Wuyou noticed that the old man's face was ashen and he looked very troublesome.

Upon closer inspection, the old man's eyebrows were somewhat similar to Long Zizai's.

Liu Wuwu asked tentatively: "He...is your father?"

In an instant, Long Zizai's face turned as dark and ugly as a dog's butt.

The Lobster Monarch couldn't help laughing loudly:

"Hahaha... Mr. Long, your adopted son may not have a very good character, but your eyes are surprisingly good. You can actually tell that we have a slight blood relationship. Hahaha... At my age, you won’t suffer any loss even if you call me grandpa.”

The Lobster Monarch wants to have a relationship, but Long Zizai is unwilling to deal with this old guy.

He retorted: "Senior, your descendants must be in the billions at least. I cannot afford to be a relative of yours."

A fierce light flashed in the eyes of the Lobster Monkey King, who had been refuted in public.

Long Zizai noticed it very keenly.

He closed his eyes slightly and said coldly: "What, do you want to do something?"

The Lobster Monarch said nothing and looked at Long Zizi expressionlessly.

The atmosphere suddenly became tense, and the originally cloudless sky darkened instantly.

The dark clouds in the sky were clearly divided into two camps.

On one side are countless black dragons shining with red light, and on the other side are countless large lobsters with blue shadows. The momentum of both sides is rising steadily, and countless purple lightnings continue to fall, with the momentum of destroying this world.

"Oh...I'm old, really old."

Just when the momentum reached its peak, the Lobster Sage sighed.

Then the lobster army retreated like a tide, and the black dragon group disappeared into the void without taking advantage of the victory.

The dark clouds dispersed, and the world became as quiet and peaceful as before.

The Lobster Sage, who had lost face, seemed to want to regain his place with Liu Wuwu, so he took the initiative and said:

"Old man, I am really old and cannot compare to you young people. However, my new disciple Hushanjun is extremely talented, and his talent is hundreds of times better than mine. I wonder if Mr. Liu, who hates monsters so much, is willing to fight with me. He gives it a try?"

The Lobster Sage stared at Liu Wuwu with a smile.

Liu Wuwu hid behind Long Zizai silently, and only dared to stick out his head after making sure that he was not in danger.

"Um...Senior Long, I'm not very smart, and I like to talk nonsense sometimes. Please ignore me and treat me like a fart."

The more Liu Wuwu panicked, the more certain the Lobster Sage became that this boy named Liu was a complete waste.

Geniuses have pride.

Just like his little apprentice Tiger Tiger.

Apart from practicing, he couldn't speak a few words in a month. What stood out was that he was aloof and arrogant.

Look at Liu Wuwu again...

Haha, he looks ordinary but acts vulgar.

Long Zizai was also blind to accept such a person as his adopted son.

It was a rare opportunity to humiliate Long Zizai, and the Lobster Sage would never let it go.

He said provocatively: "Young Master Liu, are you afraid? If you are really afraid, you can admit defeat. Long Zizai's adopted son cannot defeat the disciple of the Lobster Sage. I am very happy to see this happen."

This was forcing people into a corner, and Liu Wuyue couldn't help but agree.

Helpless, Liu Wuwu could only say:

"I can fight and stuff, but can you change someone else?"

"What, are you scared?" The Lobster Sage smiled happily.

Liu Wuwu frowned and said, "I'm not afraid, but this guy is a bit annoying."