Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!
Chapter 396 The Corpse Sister comes out of the coffin
Conditions for winning or losing fishing competitions:
Whoever catches the most fish in three hours wins.
Zhou Ming didn't lie, he was indeed a fishing master.
An hour passed and Zhou Ming caught more than 80 kilograms of fish.
As for Liu Wuwu... haha, this guy didn't even catch a fish bone, and his hair was scratched into a chicken nest in his anxiety.
It didn't matter if he didn't catch any fish, he still had to bear the cynicism from Zhang Er and others.
Zhang Er stupefied: "Brother, give up! Fishing is not a practice, it also requires special talent. If we don't have diamonds, don't take this porcelain job. Just admit defeat, I won't laugh at you."
Qinglin also interjected:
"I think it's getting late today. Give up early, it's time to go back and have dinner."
The little donkey also pretended to teach Di Ji next to him: "In life, there will be wins and losses. Losing is not terrible, and accepting it frankly is more important than anything else. You must never imitate your adoptive father in the future, he is a A tough guy who won’t eat anything.”
Di Ji said: "Ah...?"
Being called stubborn by a donkey?
Liu Wuyuan had never been so wronged before. He was so angry that he threw the mace on the ground and started to take off his clothes.
Zhang Er was stunned: "Senior brother, you... what are you going to do?"
Liu Wuwu said angrily: "Go into the water!"
Qinglin said quickly: "This is a fishing competition, not a fish-catching competition. You are violating the rules. Also...can you leave your underwear on when you take off your clothes? It's dangling around, it's disgusting." "
Liu Wuwu waved his hand: "Don't worry, I won't break the rules."
After saying that, he plunged into the water with a sudden force.
After some waves, the lake gradually calmed down.
Zhang Er stared at Zhou Ming, who was fishing quietly in the distance, and then at the calm lake. He asked in confusion: "What kind of trick is Senior Brother playing?"
Qinglin curled his lips:
"As long as he dares to violate the rules, I will immediately sentence him to lose."
Zhang Er was stunned: "It shouldn't be possible, right? Senior brother has suffered some losses. But he is not stupid. He knows what can and cannot be done."
Time passed by, and a quarter of an hour later a huge black shadow appeared on the lake.
Just when Zhang Er was wondering what this thing was, Liu Wuwu jumped onto the shore holding a black crocodile more than ten meters long.
Qinglin was so excited that he jumped out quickly: "Brother, you broke the rules!"
Liu Wuwu wiped the water from his face and looked at Qinglin speechlessly:
"Sister, crocodiles are not fish. Besides, why did I ever say this was the fish I caught?"
Qinglin didn't understand Liu Wuwu's words, so he pointed at the crocodile on Liu Wuwu's shoulder and asked:
"Then what do you mean..."
Liu Wuyou ignored him and threw the crocodile to the ground naked. There was a loud rumble, and the weight of more than 20 tons shook the ground and made dust fly.
Liu Wuwen said nothing, just slapped the giant crocodile like a big-mouthed man.
The poor crocodile, whose cultivation was only in the Qi Refining stage, was no match for Liu Wuwu, a big boss in the Nascent Soul stage. He whimpered and choked up and kept retreating after being beaten.
The heartless Liu Wuwu didn't care whether it was pitiful or not, he dragged the giant crocodile back to its original position by its teeth.
“Are you the master of this body of water?”
The giant crocodile nodded.
Liu Wuwu pointed at the mace and fishing rod and said, "Do you recognize this thing?"
The giant crocodile continued to nod.
"I've been fishing here for a full hour." Liu Wuwu raised his little finger, "I didn't catch even a small fish. Don't you want to say something?"
The giant crocodile was stunned. What does it matter to me if you can't catch fish?
Just being stunned for a moment was really a shame.
Liu Wuwu rounded his arms and slapped him with a sonic boom, causing the giant crocodile to spin three times.
Liu Wuwu pinched his waist, stepped on the tip of the giant crocodile's nose and said, "Boy, be smart. If you can't catch any more fish, I will stew you. Do you understand?"
The giant crocodile nodded wildly.
Liu Wuwen scolded loudly: "You understand, why don't you go into the water and help me fish?"
Before the giant crocodile could react, Liu Wuwu kicked it into the lake, causing a huge wave.
The onlookers on the sidelines were dumbfounded.
Zhang Er was stunned: "Is this... considered cheating?"
Qinglin: "Is this cheating?"
Liu Wuwu said categorically: "This is not cheating!"
After a few seconds, the fish started to hit.
Liu Wuwu didn't even need to put out any bait. The three to five meter long fishing line was densely packed with fish.
Toss a basket of fish, toss a basket of fish.
This is not fishing, this is buying goods at the seafood market.
Seeing this scene, Zhou Ming was almost furious.
"Shameless and despicable, how can you fish like this! No nesting, no bait, just go down to the river to catch fish. It's so shameless and shameless!"
Qinglin jumped to his feet anxiously, leaned close to Zhang Er and whispered: "Think of a solution quickly, I don't want to die in a ghost place like this without any explanation."
Zhang Er's eyes rolled and he had an idea. He deliberately said loudly: "I need to urinate urgently. I'll go and make a quickie."
After saying that, Zhang Er stupefied and left in a hurry.
After three or five minutes, Zhang Er came back again.
Qinglin: "You..."
Zhang Er stupefied and whispered: "Don't worry, I'll do the work."
Not long after, something strange happened.
Liu Wuwu’s fishing rod was actually empty!
From a rod and a basket of fish, it became an air force.
This time the miracle did not happen again. Liu Wuwu was stunned not to catch a single fish until the end of the game.
Liu Wuwu: "Okay, I admit defeat!"
Liu Wuwu was also a bachelor and gave up without even ordering a fish.
Just when everyone was breathing a sigh of relief, Liu Wuwu suddenly changed the subject.
"Even if I lose, I still have to figure out what the hell you are doing."
Zhang Er was stunned: "Senior brother, I don't want it!"
Liu Wuyuan ignored him, raised his hands upward, and the river more than ten feet wide was directly lifted up by him into a hundred meters long open space.
Under the water, the soaked corpse sister is holding a silver coffin to collect fish in the river...
Zhang Er was stunned and covered his forehead with an embarrassed look on his face: "Brother, please listen to my explanation. Things are not what you think."
Liu Wuwu pushed Zhang Er away with an expressionless expression, walked to the river and squatted down.
"Sister Corpse, let me tell you a secret."
Sister Corpse put away the silver coffin with an indifferent expression.
"This matter has nothing to do with others. If you want to fight, I will accompany you."
Liu Wuwu thought to himself: "Zhang Erluzi and I went to Dajin City a few days ago. We entered a brothel called "Ji Yuan"..."
"Liu Wuwu, shut up!!!"
Zhang Er's face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly stepped forward and tried to cover his mouth. To be honest, Zhang Er was really thinking about killing Liu Wuwu at this moment.
"roll!"
Unexpectedly, before Zhang Er could even touch the corner of Liu Wuwu's clothes, Sister Zhi dodged and kicked him away.
Sister Corpse flew in front of Liu Wuwu and stared straight at Liu Wuwu with her dark pupils:
"go on!"
Looking at Zhang Er who was waving his hands crazily in the distance, he glanced at the menacing corpse sister in front of him.
Liu Wuwu sighed softly.
"It's nothing, I'm just talking nonsense."
call......
Zhang Er was stunned and breathed a sigh of relief.
Sister Corpse was full of disbelief.
"You lied to me, do you believe I'll beat you up?"
Liu Wuwu was immediately amused.
"Sister Corpse, are you stupid for seclusion? You don't really think that you will be invincible after a few years of seclusion, do you?"
Sister Zhi was full of fighting spirit: "Try?"
Liu Wuwu rolled up his sleeves: "Just give it a try!"
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