Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!
Chapter 385 The Great Accomplishment of Magical Skills
Long Zizi exerted force on his hand, and Anni was held in his hand like a little chicken.
An Zhu wanted to fight back, but found that his body was restrained by a dark red power.
Long Zizai: "Tell me! What is the purpose of your coming down to earth?"
An Zhu shook his head, pointed at his neck and begged.
"Oh, you are quite strict. I still don't believe it. There are still monks in the world who are not afraid of death."
Long Zizi continued to exert force on his hands, and An Zhu's face turned red and veins popped out.
Dark Borer: "Woooo..."
Still no answer.
Long Zizai lifted An Ji with his right hand, raised his left fist and punched his stomach twice.
Without the protection of his cultivation, An Zhu was instantly beaten into a bent prawn, with bleeding from the corner of his mouth and serious injuries.
Poor Anbo, as an immortal, has not felt pain for tens of thousands of years. The ordinary pain was immediately magnified hundreds or thousands of times. Today's beating was sour.
Even so, An Zhu still didn't say a word.
Seeing this, even Long Zizai was impressed.
"I never expected it! The upper world actually has such strong bones."
Seeing that An Borer was about to be crushed to death by Long Zizi, the Lobster Sage beside him couldn't help but said: "Sect Master Long, he may not be a tough guy, but it's just because you pinched his vocal cords..."
Long Zizai quickly let go: "Fuck me!"
......
Liu Wuwu's retreat only lasted three days.
At noon on the third day, he excitedly showed off his cultivation achievements at the dinner table.
"Zhou Ming Bald Donkey, come fight with me!"
Zhou Ming refused without hesitation: "No, I can't beat you!"
Yes, Zhou Ming really wanted to beat Liu Wuwu. But the ideal is very full, and the reality is very skinny. Even ten Zhou Mings tied up could not beat Liu Wuwu.
Liu Wuyou didn't expect Zhou Ming to refuse so simply, and said quickly:
"How about I give you one right hand to fight you with one hand?"
"this......"
Zhou Ming was a little moved, but suddenly thought of Liu Wuwu's insidious character, and finally shook his head.
Liu Wuwen continued to add, "If you still don't believe it, I won't fight you with my hands and feet. How about that?"
And such good things?
Zhou Ming looked at Liu Wuwu with some suspicion. Is this grandson trying to set a trap for him? Otherwise, how could it be possible to propose such harsh conditions for the battle.
In order to test Liu Wuwu, Zhou Ming cautiously said, "It's okay to fight, but you have to agree to one condition."
Liu Wuwen's anger suddenly emerged: "What the hell, I have to agree to your terms to make a date with you? Believe it or not, I will roll up my sleeves and beat you to pieces right now!"
Seeing that Liu Wuwen was about to take action, Zhou Ming quickly explained: "I just want you to have a fishing competition with me. If you lose, please leave here on your own."
"fishing?"
Liu Wuwu thought for a while. He wasn't happy to be such a bullshit kitchen manager in the first place, so even if he lost, he didn't seem to have much to lose.
"Okay, I agree to the conditions, let's start getting beaten!"
"what???"
Zhou Ming was stunned to agree to such harsh conditions. Could this Liu Wuyuan be a fool?
After lunch, everyone came to a wasteland outside the military camp.
Zhou Ming and Liu Wuwu faced each other from a distance.
Zhang Erlunzhi gave the order and Zhou Ming took the lead.
Knowing that Liu Wuwu was not an ordinary person, Zhou Ming came up with his strongest move.
I saw him clasping his hands together, and his whole body was emitting a subtle golden light. The beads broke and turned into 108 stardust scattered throughout the battlefield.
"Tiangang Earth Evil Formation!?"
Qinglin, who is proficient in formations, can see the mystery of the Buddhist beads in the sky at a glance.
Seeing everyone's doubts, Qinglin explained: "This Tiangang Earth Evil Formation is extremely powerful and can exert ten times the attack power of the person holding the formation. However, it takes a lot of time to set up this formation, and it can generally only be used to protect residences or clans. Door."
"But this Master Zhou Ming is simply a genius. He carved the formation runes on one hundred and eight Buddhist beads, and immediately used the Tiangang Earth Evil Formation during the battle. I have to say that this approach is extremely smart."
Hearing Qinglin's approval, even Zhou Ming, a monk, couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.
Zhou Ming pointed at the Buddha beads flying all over the sky and said with a smile: "Donor Liu, I know that your talent is amazing, and it is difficult for any fellow practitioner to defeat you. But today, I want to teach you a truth: No matter when or where you are, don't underestimate it." Your own enemy! Otherwise, you will suffer a big loss."
As soon as he finished speaking, one hundred and eight beads in the sky turned into meteors and shot towards Liu Wuwu.
The power of each Buddhist bead is equivalent to a full blow in the early stage of Nascent Soul. Zhou Ming did not believe that Liu Wuwu could escape unscathed from the siege of one hundred and eight Yuanyings in the early stage.
Just when Zhou Ming was about to laugh out loud with joy, Liu Wuwu took action.
He didn't make any move, he just opened his mouth and shouted at Zhou Ming
"Pee!"
Pee, what the hell?
Just when Zhou Ming was curious about what Liu Wuwu was doing, a fierce urge to urinate came over him.
Zhou Ming didn't even have time to clip the gear. The urine had already surged out, making a large area wet in an instant.
At this time, Zhou Mingmo concentrated on controlling the beads. At this moment, he didn't even know whether to continue fighting or call a timeout and change his pants.
"Humph, you despicable villain."
Zhang Erluzi already knew who Liu Wuwu was, so he didn't have any expectations for Zhou Ming.
After scolding, Zhang Er's expression suddenly changed, and he felt a need to urinate.
He did not dare to delay and quickly found an open space to release the water. While peeing, he turned around and scolded Liu Wuwu angrily: "Liu, are you immoral? You actually attacked the referee in the ring!"
Liu Wuwu laughed and said:
"This is the new trick "Diabetes Insipidus" that I developed in retreat. When I use this trick, all creatures within a ten-mile radius with me as the center will be forced to urinate."
Zhang Er glanced at the others in a daze. Good guys, they are all sticking their butts out in the grass.
Zhang Er glared at Liu Wuyuan fiercely and cursed angrily: "You are such a beast."
Liu Wuyue snapped his fingers to relieve the "diabetes insipidus", and explained with some guilt: "It's just to test the new trick, to test the new trick."
Then Liu Wuwu looked at Zhou Ming, who was about to go back to change his pants, and said hurriedly:
"The game isn't over yet, why are you running?"
Zhou Ming waved his hand: "My pants are wet. I'll change my pants."
Liu Wuwu: "No need to change."
Zhou Ming: "Why?"
Before Zhou Ming could figure out what Liu Wuwu meant by "no need to change", Liu Wuwu's next attack came.
Liu Wuwu shouted:
"Water escape? Water combo!"
"Bah, bah, bah..."
Liu Wuwu's mouth was like a machine gun, and a water ball was fired from his mouth with the word "Bah".
The speed of these water balls was extremely fast. Before Zhou Ming could react, the sticky blisters had already slapped him to the ground.
The water cannon was so powerful that Zhou Ming was dizzy and seriously injured after just a few hits.
Unable to bear it any longer, Zhou Ming quickly raised his hands and surrendered.
"No fight, no fight. You're both peeing and drooling. Fighting with you is too painful, and my heart can't stand it."
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