Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!
Chapter 35 First Test
"The Blood Sea Sect's assessment is divided into a preliminary test and a re-examination. After passing the assessment, you will become the official disciples of the Blood Sea Sect."
Iron Bear mechanically read out the selection rules.
Don't blame Tie Xiong for being distracted, the scene of the saint carrying the donkey just now was too shocking.
There are five Saint Sons in the Blood Sea Sect, among whom there is only one woman, Long Xiaorou.
The Blood Sea Sect is not the Taixuan Holy Sect. It simply relies on talent to select the Son of God.
If you want to become the saint son and saint girl of the Blood Sea Sect, you must have strength, talent, and means.
Being able to fight her way out of hundreds of thousands of disciples and successfully become a saint, this in itself proves that Long Xiaorou is extraordinary.
Such a powerful person actually lowered his status to carry a donkey with a foreign boy?
This world is so crazy that it’s hard to understand.
Sensing Tie Xiong's gaze, Long Xiaorou glared back at him fiercely.
Tie Xiong was frightened and trembled. He quickly collected himself and continued: "For the first test, tell me about the bad things you have done before."
Liu Wuwu: "???"
Liu Wuwu was dumbfounded.
He knew that the Blood Sea Sect was a bit weird, but he never expected that it would be so weird.
He never expected that the first entrance test of the Blood Sea Sect would be so weird.
What bad things have you done?
Uh......
Apart from cursing Ye Ming to death behind his back and compiling a book to slander Ye Ming, Liu Wuwu behaved like a gentleman in front of outsiders.
According to Liu Wuwu's plan.As long as he can become a disciple of the Blood Sea Sect, he will have a way to become the Son of God of the Blood Sea Sect in a short period of time.Only in this way can we use the power of the Blood Sea Sect to fight against Ye Ming, who is also the Son of God.
He never expected that he would actually be stuck on the threshold of becoming a disciple of the Blood Sea Sect.
How about...making up something bad?I don’t know if recruitment in this world is done with back-propagation. If you find out that you lied, it will be a disaster.
While Liu Wuyuan was anxiously thinking of countermeasures, the other bastards were showing off the bad things they had done before.
"In Tang San, Xiahai County, I practiced the Tang Clan hidden weapon, a ancestral martial art. In order to reach the highest level of ruthlessness and righteousness, I used the hidden weapon to turn my girlfriend into a hornet's nest."
"Bah, you beast. Although I, Huang Laosi, are bad, I never take action against my family. I have no other hobbies. I just like to listen to people scream. The day before yesterday, I caught my enemy Hong Daniu. I dipped my knife in salt and cut it bit by bit. Click to cut his flesh. From the day before yesterday until this morning, he is still wailing in my storage bag."
"Tsk tsk... Your Excellency is really a pervert. Compared with our three-and-four brothers, you are much kinder. I, Liu Busan, particularly like women. It is no exaggeration to say that. Standing on the wall of our county and looking towards Look down, within a hundred miles, my mother-in-law is everywhere.
My younger brother Liu Busi likes to cut off other people's mouths, especially those of scholars.Have you heard of the Mute Academy in Hohai Academy?More than 150 of the notes inside are still hanging in my brother’s bedroom. "
......
Liu Wuwu was frightened when he heard this.
Tsk tsk... Abnormalities occur every year, all in the Blood Sea Sect.
If he were the way of heaven, he would have rained down a bolt of righteous thunder and killed these beasts.
But what he never expected was that the lame and mute brothers Bu San Bu Si were actually here...
Hey... wouldn't this bad thing just come to your door?
Liu Wuwu stared at the two brothers, and took out an aura machete from his arms.
After thinking for a moment, he put the machete back again.
Liu Wuyou had never killed anyone before, so slashing someone with a knife would be a psychological burden.
He wanted to find a brick, but the main hall of Xuehaimen was extremely clean, and there was not even a brick that he could find.
After digging around in the storage bag for a long time, I took out the shit-shaped cake I made a few days ago.
Liu Wuwu picked up the cake and knocked it on the stone pillar next to him.
"Dangdangdang..."
Yes, the hardness is definitely above the standard.
This cake is a bit ugly, but it's better than making it with bare hands.
Liu Wuwu, who was holding the cake, received more courage bonuses.
I saw him take a deep breath, and then yelled: "Hey! Take your life."
Everyone trembled in fright at the sudden loud roar.
Just as everyone was holding back their anger and looking for who the bad guy was, a figure quickly rushed into the crowd and kicked Liu Busan's good leg. At the same time, a black thing was pointed at the mute. Liu Busi smashed it head on.
This kick was so hard that Liu Busan hugged his good leg and cried loudly in pain.
The cake hit was really painful. Liu Busi's face was covered with blood and he screamed in pain.
Liu Wuwu was unyielding and slapped Liu Busi on the head a few more times.
"Shout, call your mother, shout?"
"Listen fucking well. I am the most evil person in Dugu City who scolds the mute mother, kicks the widow's door, kicks the lame man's good leg, and digs up the old bachelor's grave, the Liu family, Liu Wuwu!"
Ah? ? ?
Liu Wuwu's way of appearing was too coquettish. Everyone was so shocked that they all opened their mouths and didn't know what to say for a while.
Just when Liu Wuwu didn't know what to do next, a cry of surprise came from the crowd.
"Holy shit!!! The magic weapon this brother uses is actually a piece of shit!"
This time, everyone turned their attention to Liu Wuwu's right hand.
The crowd was amazed again.
"My dear, I thought that I, Lu Dashan, was already an invincible pervert. I never thought that there was such a person in the world."
"Awesome! People say that there are so many weird things in the Blood Sea Gate. I never thought that I could see such a pervert before I even entered the gate. It's really eye-opening."
"I used to be incompatible with the people around me because I was too perverted. I never thought that when I arrived at the Blood Sea Sect, I would be looked down upon by you because I was not perverted enough. God, do you want to kill me?"
......
Liu Wuwu couldn't bear it anymore.
These grandsons actually call the cake they worked so hard to make shit?
Grandma's.You can insult my character, but you can't insult my cooking skills!
Liu Wuwu raised the cake in his hand and explained to everyone viciously: "This is a snack from our hometown. Cake, cake!"
Everyone looked at Liu Busi whose nose was broken, and then looked at Liu Wuwu.
Although no one said anything, every cell in their bodies was telling Liu Wuyuan that they didn't believe it.
"Ye Ming is such a bitch! Okay, today I have to prove that this is a piece of cake."
After saying that, Liu Wuyou was about to put the cake into his mouth.
This scene almost scared Iron Bear to death.
"Quick, stop this kid!"
What if this kid really eats shit in public today?Not to mention the outer sect, the entire Blood Sea Sect would have to lose its face to grandma’s house.
If other sects knew that the Blood Sea Sect had accepted a shit-eating disciple, how could the Blood Sea Sect have the dignity to gain a foothold in the world in the future?
Iron Bear could already imagine the horrific scene.
Blood Sea Sect disciple: "I am from the Blood Sea Sect..."
Other sects: "Oh, oh, you are just a disciple of a sect that eats shit?"
......
Iron Bear took a long breath of air, this kind of thing must never happen.
Tie Xiong was frightened here, and Liu Wuwu was also stubborn over there.Seven or eight big men couldn't hold him down, and he insisted on taking a bite of the cake.
Seeing this, Iron Bear begged: "Brother...oh no, big brother. I'll beg you, okay? If you have any requests, just ask, but please don't eat."
Iron Bear mechanically read out the selection rules.
Don't blame Tie Xiong for being distracted, the scene of the saint carrying the donkey just now was too shocking.
There are five Saint Sons in the Blood Sea Sect, among whom there is only one woman, Long Xiaorou.
The Blood Sea Sect is not the Taixuan Holy Sect. It simply relies on talent to select the Son of God.
If you want to become the saint son and saint girl of the Blood Sea Sect, you must have strength, talent, and means.
Being able to fight her way out of hundreds of thousands of disciples and successfully become a saint, this in itself proves that Long Xiaorou is extraordinary.
Such a powerful person actually lowered his status to carry a donkey with a foreign boy?
This world is so crazy that it’s hard to understand.
Sensing Tie Xiong's gaze, Long Xiaorou glared back at him fiercely.
Tie Xiong was frightened and trembled. He quickly collected himself and continued: "For the first test, tell me about the bad things you have done before."
Liu Wuwu: "???"
Liu Wuwu was dumbfounded.
He knew that the Blood Sea Sect was a bit weird, but he never expected that it would be so weird.
He never expected that the first entrance test of the Blood Sea Sect would be so weird.
What bad things have you done?
Uh......
Apart from cursing Ye Ming to death behind his back and compiling a book to slander Ye Ming, Liu Wuwu behaved like a gentleman in front of outsiders.
According to Liu Wuwu's plan.As long as he can become a disciple of the Blood Sea Sect, he will have a way to become the Son of God of the Blood Sea Sect in a short period of time.Only in this way can we use the power of the Blood Sea Sect to fight against Ye Ming, who is also the Son of God.
He never expected that he would actually be stuck on the threshold of becoming a disciple of the Blood Sea Sect.
How about...making up something bad?I don’t know if recruitment in this world is done with back-propagation. If you find out that you lied, it will be a disaster.
While Liu Wuyuan was anxiously thinking of countermeasures, the other bastards were showing off the bad things they had done before.
"In Tang San, Xiahai County, I practiced the Tang Clan hidden weapon, a ancestral martial art. In order to reach the highest level of ruthlessness and righteousness, I used the hidden weapon to turn my girlfriend into a hornet's nest."
"Bah, you beast. Although I, Huang Laosi, are bad, I never take action against my family. I have no other hobbies. I just like to listen to people scream. The day before yesterday, I caught my enemy Hong Daniu. I dipped my knife in salt and cut it bit by bit. Click to cut his flesh. From the day before yesterday until this morning, he is still wailing in my storage bag."
"Tsk tsk... Your Excellency is really a pervert. Compared with our three-and-four brothers, you are much kinder. I, Liu Busan, particularly like women. It is no exaggeration to say that. Standing on the wall of our county and looking towards Look down, within a hundred miles, my mother-in-law is everywhere.
My younger brother Liu Busi likes to cut off other people's mouths, especially those of scholars.Have you heard of the Mute Academy in Hohai Academy?More than 150 of the notes inside are still hanging in my brother’s bedroom. "
......
Liu Wuwu was frightened when he heard this.
Tsk tsk... Abnormalities occur every year, all in the Blood Sea Sect.
If he were the way of heaven, he would have rained down a bolt of righteous thunder and killed these beasts.
But what he never expected was that the lame and mute brothers Bu San Bu Si were actually here...
Hey... wouldn't this bad thing just come to your door?
Liu Wuwu stared at the two brothers, and took out an aura machete from his arms.
After thinking for a moment, he put the machete back again.
Liu Wuyou had never killed anyone before, so slashing someone with a knife would be a psychological burden.
He wanted to find a brick, but the main hall of Xuehaimen was extremely clean, and there was not even a brick that he could find.
After digging around in the storage bag for a long time, I took out the shit-shaped cake I made a few days ago.
Liu Wuwu picked up the cake and knocked it on the stone pillar next to him.
"Dangdangdang..."
Yes, the hardness is definitely above the standard.
This cake is a bit ugly, but it's better than making it with bare hands.
Liu Wuwu, who was holding the cake, received more courage bonuses.
I saw him take a deep breath, and then yelled: "Hey! Take your life."
Everyone trembled in fright at the sudden loud roar.
Just as everyone was holding back their anger and looking for who the bad guy was, a figure quickly rushed into the crowd and kicked Liu Busan's good leg. At the same time, a black thing was pointed at the mute. Liu Busi smashed it head on.
This kick was so hard that Liu Busan hugged his good leg and cried loudly in pain.
The cake hit was really painful. Liu Busi's face was covered with blood and he screamed in pain.
Liu Wuwu was unyielding and slapped Liu Busi on the head a few more times.
"Shout, call your mother, shout?"
"Listen fucking well. I am the most evil person in Dugu City who scolds the mute mother, kicks the widow's door, kicks the lame man's good leg, and digs up the old bachelor's grave, the Liu family, Liu Wuwu!"
Ah? ? ?
Liu Wuwu's way of appearing was too coquettish. Everyone was so shocked that they all opened their mouths and didn't know what to say for a while.
Just when Liu Wuwu didn't know what to do next, a cry of surprise came from the crowd.
"Holy shit!!! The magic weapon this brother uses is actually a piece of shit!"
This time, everyone turned their attention to Liu Wuwu's right hand.
The crowd was amazed again.
"My dear, I thought that I, Lu Dashan, was already an invincible pervert. I never thought that there was such a person in the world."
"Awesome! People say that there are so many weird things in the Blood Sea Gate. I never thought that I could see such a pervert before I even entered the gate. It's really eye-opening."
"I used to be incompatible with the people around me because I was too perverted. I never thought that when I arrived at the Blood Sea Sect, I would be looked down upon by you because I was not perverted enough. God, do you want to kill me?"
......
Liu Wuwu couldn't bear it anymore.
These grandsons actually call the cake they worked so hard to make shit?
Grandma's.You can insult my character, but you can't insult my cooking skills!
Liu Wuwu raised the cake in his hand and explained to everyone viciously: "This is a snack from our hometown. Cake, cake!"
Everyone looked at Liu Busi whose nose was broken, and then looked at Liu Wuwu.
Although no one said anything, every cell in their bodies was telling Liu Wuyuan that they didn't believe it.
"Ye Ming is such a bitch! Okay, today I have to prove that this is a piece of cake."
After saying that, Liu Wuyou was about to put the cake into his mouth.
This scene almost scared Iron Bear to death.
"Quick, stop this kid!"
What if this kid really eats shit in public today?Not to mention the outer sect, the entire Blood Sea Sect would have to lose its face to grandma’s house.
If other sects knew that the Blood Sea Sect had accepted a shit-eating disciple, how could the Blood Sea Sect have the dignity to gain a foothold in the world in the future?
Iron Bear could already imagine the horrific scene.
Blood Sea Sect disciple: "I am from the Blood Sea Sect..."
Other sects: "Oh, oh, you are just a disciple of a sect that eats shit?"
......
Iron Bear took a long breath of air, this kind of thing must never happen.
Tie Xiong was frightened here, and Liu Wuwu was also stubborn over there.Seven or eight big men couldn't hold him down, and he insisted on taking a bite of the cake.
Seeing this, Iron Bear begged: "Brother...oh no, big brother. I'll beg you, okay? If you have any requests, just ask, but please don't eat."
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