Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!
Chapter 331 There Are Tigers!
After leaving the city lord's mansion, Shi Gua led a group of servants to catch up with Liu Wuwu and his party.
Each servant holds a luxurious wooden box in his hand.
Shi Gua: "These are the instructions given by the Lord of the City. I hope Mr. Liu will accept them."
Liu Wuwu looked troubled: "Isn't this...not good?"
Seeing Liu Wuyue's refusal, Shi Gua quickly said: "They are all worthless local products."
When you open the wooden box, there are ivory, rhinoceros horn, deer antlers, mink skins that exude majestic aura...
Facing these seemingly ordinary gifts, Liu Wuyue was startled at first, then his eyes gradually became frightened and finally showed an expression as if he had seen a ghost in broad daylight.
"You...you actually gave me these things?"
These things seem normal, but this is a demon clan!
If you look at it from a human perspective.
Giving these things is equivalent to giving the teeth of the second uncle of the next door neighbor, the cartilage of the village boss Wang Dasha, and the skin of elementary school classmate Zhang Yong...
This is no longer a matter of human inhumanity, this is simply terrifying!
Shi Gua lowered his head in shame and took the relics of his compatriots as gifts. What he did was indeed quite an animal.
But for the great cause of the demon clan, Shi Gua could only bite the bullet and explain:
"The patriarch's words of giving everything he has include not only the living, but also the dead."
Liu Wuwu: "..."
He looked at Shi Gua with firm eyes for a moment, and a cold air rushed from the soles of his feet to the back of his head.
Crazy, this is a bunch of utter lunatics.
After a long silence, Liu Wuwuyi refused righteously: "I accept your offer, but I don't want anything."
Yes, Liu Wuwu was greedy for money, but these were not treasures but relics of the demon clan.
Seeing that Shi Gua seemed unwilling to give up, Liu Wuwu added: "Don't worry, I will consider the matter regarding Hushan Lord carefully and I won't let you down."
Seeing this, Shi Gua breathed a sigh of relief.
Although the gift was not delivered, his goal was achieved.
A big stone was put down in my heart, and the atmosphere relaxed.
Shi Gua patted Liu Wuwu's shoulder, winked and said, "Master Liu, a moment of spring dawn is worth a thousand pieces of gold, I won't disturb you to enjoy this beautiful night."
Liu Wuwu raised his eyebrows, becoming interested.
"Senior, what does this mean?"
Shi Gua bent down and whispered to Liu Wuwu: "Boy, you are very lucky tonight. Jiaojiao is one of the most beautiful women in our Hundred Demon City, and the demons chasing her can line up from the south to the north of the city. That is to say, her family is now in ruins. Well, in the past, it would have been difficult for a young lady like her to meet her."
Liu Wuyou doesn't care whether she is an eldest sister or a young lady. Hearing Shi Gua's description, Liu Wuwu, who had been single for decades, was a little excited.
"Senior, is this delicate girl very beautiful?"
Shi Gua nodded very seriously.
"More than just beautiful, she is absolutely beautiful. That butt, that waist...tsk tsk tsk, if I hadn't been old and there was a jealous lioness at home, otherwise I would have licked this old face to pursue him. Sweet girl."
At this point, Shi Gua touched his beard and sighed: "It's a pity that the years are gone, and I have more than enough ambition but not enough energy."
Liu Wuyuan didn't care how the old lion felt. At this moment, his heart was filled with images of the sexy foreign goddess with a busty figure and a small leather whip.
No, I have to go back now.
After hastily saying goodbye to Shi Gua, Liu Wuwu led everyone back to their residence during the day.
Looking at the dim lights in the room, Liu Wuwu felt happy and pretended:
"It's getting late, let's go to bed early."
Everyone knew what Liu Wuyuan was, and no one bothered to deal with such a sultry pervert. They all gave him a look and then went back to their rooms.
After everyone left, Liu Wuwu took out the mirror and dressed up a little. He touched his hair and wiped his nose.
"So handsome!"
Liu Wuwu sighed sincerely.
Look at this nose, these eyes, this mouth...everything is perfect.
If I were to describe Liu Wuwu in one word, I could only say that he has a "nose and eyes."
Of course, this is just an outsider's opinion. In Liu Wuwu's eyes, if he traveled back in time to ancient times, the four beauties in front of him might not even be worthy of carrying his shoes.
That's right, Liu Wuwu is so confident and shameless.
After admiring his beauty, Liu Wuwu tiptoed to his room.
Knocked on the wooden door. Lowering his throat, he asked in the CEO voice that only the male protagonist of Shuangwen would use:
"Is Miss Jiaojiao here? I am Liu Wuwu."
"Ugh......"
There was no words spoken in the room, but a soft sigh came from the room.
Liu Wuyue did not enter the house rashly, but asked through the door:
"If Miss Jiaojiao doesn't want to, she can leave on her own. I will never force you."
A good move is to retreat in order to advance.
At this time, Liu Wuyou is still pretending to be a gentleman. It is really a shame for the human race.
Jiaojiao obviously didn't fall for Liu Wuwu's trick, she seemed to accept her fate and said:
"Master, please don't be angry. It's not that Jiaojiao hates you, she's just lamenting the fate of people."
The voice in the room was sexy and charming, and just by listening to the voice, one could guess that the other person had a majestic figure of at least D or above.
Suppressing the heat in his heart, Liu Wuwu patiently advised: "Jiaojiao girl, please look away. There is a saying that there is no way out after mountains and rivers, and there is a village with dark flowers and bright flowers. Thirty years to the east of the river and thirty to the west of the river, don't bully young people into poverty. Everything in the world is unpredictable, and if everything goes wrong for you today, it will not delay your success in the future."
"Perhaps meeting me will be your turning point?"
In order to pick up girls, Liu Wuwu even used PUA. There was really no bottom line.
It's a pity that Hu Li Jiaojiao in the house has not been tortured by the chicken soup of later generations, otherwise she would have slapped the scumbag Liu Wuwu in the face.
Not only did Huli Jiaojiao not hate Liu Wuwu, she even thought he was a good person.
It's getting late.
In the dimly lit house, Hu Li Jiaojiao said in an inaudible voice: "I hope you will take pity on me..."
A simple sentence is much more powerful than Boruto's story.
Liu Wuyuan, the pervert, took off all his clothes outside the door without saying a word.
Pushing open the wooden door, Liu Wuwu's lewd voice came: "Jiaojiao baby, brother, I'm coming!"
Liu Wuwu stepped into the room and looked along the candlelight.
In the dark and unknown room, a large, colorful insect that was more than one foot long was lying on Liu Wuwu's bed, looking at Liu Wuwu with shy eyes.
Hu Li Jiaojiao lowered her head with a slightly red face: "Master Liu, why are you not wearing any clothes?"
Liu Wuyue's body went limp, and he ran out of the room rolling and crawling: "There... there is a tiger!!!"
Liu Wuwu ran out without thinking, and in a panic, he bumped into someone.
If you look carefully, it's Zhang Er.
At this moment, Zhang Er's face turned pale and his body was shaking like chaff.
"Senior...brother, there are...there are monsters!"
Liu Wuwu pointed back at his room, trembling in the same way.
"There's... there's a tiger!"
As a result of this commotion, people from the entire courtyard gathered around.
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