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Unable to bear Dahua's enthusiasm, Liu Wuwu asked Dahua for five eggs, half a pound of refined flour and some sugar as a reward for rescuing her.

After saying goodbye to Dahua, Liu Wuwu brought these things to a restaurant.

Borrowing the restaurant owner's kitchen, Liu Wuwu started mixing dough and making cakes.

In fact, Liu Wuwu had never made a cake at all.

He only knew that making a cake requires water, eggs, sugar and dough.As for the specific steps, he didn't know anything.

But what a man says is like spitting out nails.Since I promised twelve, I must make the cake.

It's a pity that the ideal is full, but the reality is cruel.

The first step of making the cake was kneading the dough, which stumped Liu Wuwu.

Even though Liu Wuyue tried his best, he couldn't knead the dough into a lump.

If there is too much noodles, add water; if there is too much water, add noodles.

What was originally half a kilogram of noodles was suddenly given to Liu Wuyue in a large bowl.

In the end, the restaurant chef was reluctant to waste and helped Liu Wuwu knead the dough.

Liu Wuwu couldn't help but sigh in his heart while he was busy.

It’s so troublesome to make a cake, but if it’s to make glass, gunpowder, soap… why not bother yourself to death?

Fortunately, I am a brainless harem novelist. If I were writing historical novels, wouldn't I have to steal poems and make glass every day?

By the way, what is glass made of?

Uh... burn it hard with sand?

While Liu Wuwu was thinking wildly, the cook had already kneaded the dough mixed with eggs.

Buttery and oily, it looks pretty good.

Making a cake requires an oven, but Liu Wuyue doesn't think it's a big problem.

Isn't it just heating? Put it on the fire, the effect should be the same.

In order to make the cake look more exquisite, Liu Wuwu even styled the cake.

He was going to make a Baumkuchen, which was more popular in his previous life, that kind of layer-by-layer cake.

However, Liu Wuwu didn't know how to achieve layering.So he rolled the egg noodles into long strips first, and then twisted them together in circles.

After the finished product...

How should I put it? To put it mildly, it sounds like a snail rubbed by a three-year-old child.To put it mildly, it looks like a piece of shit.

Liu Wuwu looked at it as if he was blind and very satisfied, and placed these abstract snails on the pan one by one.

After roasting for half an hour, the yellow snail turned into a black snail.

The cracked black surface reveals the yellow heart.

Except for the burnt smell, it was exactly the same as stool.

Seeing the cake looking like this, Twelve looked in disbelief: "Sir, are your human delicacies so... so... heavy in taste?"

Twelve wanted to use as euphemistic words as possible to describe the thing in front of him, but there was no room for euphemism in this thing.

The thick-skinned Liu Wuyou blushed for the first time: "Although this cake looks a bit vulgar, the taste... should still be good."

After saying that, Liu Wuwu picked up a piece of cake.

After hesitating for a long time, he didn't dare to put it in his mouth.

Finally, he looked for help at the cook who was watching the excitement.

"Brother, why don't you try it?"

bang dang...

The kitchen knife in the cook's hand was frightened, and he knelt down to Liu Wuwu on the spot.

"Sir, please spare my life. My little one has an 80-year-old mother on top and a three-year-old baby waiting to be fed. Please spare my life!"

Liu Wuwu: "..."

Liu Wuwu looked at Twelve again, and Twelve silently raised his head to look at the roof.

"Oh, the weather is really nice today."

Unwilling to be reconciled, Liu Wuyou walked out of the kitchen and soon brought in the big wolf dog raised by the restaurant owner.

Facing this black cake, the big wolf dog also looked puzzled. He seemed to be wondering why today's stool smelled like eggs?

After hesitating for a long time, the big wolf dog took a bite of the black cake.

click...

A crisp sound.

Then there was the whining sound of the big wolf dog.

If it could talk, it would definitely curse.

Fuck, why is the shit so hard today?

Twelve curiously picked up the bitten cake.Three or four broken dog teeth were neatly arranged on it.

Twelve opened his mouth in surprise and showed the cake to Liu Wuwu in disbelief.

Liu Wuwen: "Ahem...this dog may be old and has bad teeth."

The resentful voice of the cook on the side came: "Huzi is only two years old this year, and he usually likes to chew pig bones."

Liu Wuyou became angry with embarrassment: "If you don't speak, no one will think you are mute."

Liu Wuwu blushed and put away all the remaining six cakes.

"If you don't eat it, I'll keep it for myself."

Sure enough, a man's mouth is as tough as a diamond set in titanium alloy.

After lunch, the two of them walked another thirty to fifty miles.

Finally in the evening, the two arrived at their final destination, Wangbagou.

Before entering the village, the two men's eyes widened.

Damn it, a small village of a few hundred households is packed with tens of thousands of grotesque humans.

These people have crooked eyes, lame legs, missing arms and legs, none of them are normal.It was noisy and there was never a moment of silence.

After some inquiring, Liu Wuyou learned that everyone came to participate in the Blood Sea Sect's selection and wanted to become a disciple of the Blood Sea Sect.

Among them, Liu Wuwu also discovered a pair of acquaintances.The lame brother Liu Busan and the mute brother Liu Busi.

Thinking that such scum would come to participate in the Blood Sea Sect's selection, Liu Wuwu was very worried about his future.

The entrance to the Blood Sea Gate is a dry well. With this dry well as the center, countless people are noisily packed.

No one from the Blood Sea Sect showed up.Some bastards may have waited too long and actually yelled at the dry well.

Dry wells' long lack of response made them more and more courageous. Some of them who were not afraid of death even kicked and hit the well mouth.

It wasn't until a warrior appeared that there was any movement in Kujing.

The warrior loosened his belt, pointed at the mouth of the well and was about to urinate.

The moment he took off his pants, a very beautiful hand stretched out from the well.

Slender and slender, white and tender as jade.Paired with scarlet nails, this hand is a piece of art worthy of being put in a museum.

Just when everyone was having countless thoughts about the owner of the hand, the jade hand pinched the two balls.

A gentle squeeze, a firm squeeze.

puff...

what! ! ! !

The warriors' wails resounded throughout Wangbagou.

hiss......

All the males present gasped.

My balls were actually pinched and exploded. How much does it hurt?

"Hello, you stinky brothers. I am your favorite sister, Long Xiaorou, the most beautiful girl in the Blood Sea Sect. I haven't seen you for a long time, and I really miss my slave family."

Just when everyone was focusing on the Egg Exploding Warrior, a beautiful woman with a sweet appearance and a hot figure emerged from the well.

Men are lustful, not to mention the people here are a bunch of bastards who do all kinds of evil.

Normally, someone would have made fun of her.But now everyone has become a moral monk, and no one dares to look at Long Xiaorou.

Liu Wuwu was also very afraid of the Queen of Explosive Eggs.But when he heard the words Long Xiaorou, he still couldn't restrain his curiosity and took a second look.

According to the timeline of the novel, Long Xiaorou should be the saint of the Blood Sea Sect at this moment.

20 years later, she was named the Goddess of the Blood Sea Sect because of her repeated military exploits in the Eastern War.

In the novel "Long Aotian's Harem", Long Xiaorou is a rare independent woman.

Long Xiaorou has goals and plans in doing things, and she will do whatever it takes to achieve her goals.

It's a pity that readers don't like this kind of career-oriented woman, so Liu Wuyuan killed her in the early stages of the novel.

And in order to satisfy the hobby of some perverted readers, Long Xiaorou died miserably.

He was attacked by that bastard Ye Ming and captured alive.After having enough fun, he gave it to an elder from the Taixuan Sect as a cauldron to collect yin and replenish yang, and was tortured to death...

"Smelly brother, look again. Be careful I dig out your eyeballs!"

Liu Wuwu forgot to take his eyes away from Long Xiaorou when he was wandering in the sky.

So immortal, looking from Long Xiaorou’s sight.Liu Wuwu, the bastard, just stared at her breasts and actually looked like a pig brother.How could she not be angry?