Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

When Long Zizai appeared in front of Liu Wuwu, these idiots were queuing up to pass Shanhaiguan.

Long Zizi's sudden appearance caused quite a stir, and even the thousand-foot-tall Shanhaiguan Pass was shocked.

The gatekeepers at Shanhaiguan, as if facing a formidable enemy, stepped forward and saluted Long Zizai with great vigilance.

"Brother Long, long time no see."

Long Zizai waved his hand.

"It has nothing to do with you, I'm not here to cause trouble for you."

The gatekeeper breathed a sigh of relief, but still did not dare to let down his guard.

Liu Wuwu rubbed his eyes, and after confirming again and again that the person in front of him was Long Zizai, he immediately knelt on the ground and hugged Long Zizai's thigh, crying like a wolf.

"Dad! You finally came to save me. I was bullied so badly. Wuwu...Dad, you must avenge me! Wuwuwu..."

Long Zizai: "..."

I haven’t seen him for many years, but this guy is still so shameless.

Liu Wuwu pointed at the gatekeeper and continued to wail:

"Dad, this old guy made things difficult for me and refused to let me out. Not only did he make things difficult for me, he also blackmailed me for a piece of fairy stone. He even shamelessly said that Long Zizai was nothing and he could crush him to death with one finger."

The gatekeeper who was acting as a melon-eater looked confused.

"What? I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"

He was really in a hurry.

Although there is not much difference in strength between monks in the Mahayana stage, Long Zizai is a bug.

Even if you can't defeat someone else in a Mahayana fight, you can still escape.

But Long Zizai, this bastard, had truly killed someone in the Mahayana stage, and there were more than one.

Who wouldn't be afraid of such a vicious person?

Long Zizai looked at Liu Wuwu speechlessly.

People in the world say that he is arrogant and unyielding, but when compared with Liu Wuyuan, Long Zizai is a normal person.

Just by picking at it with your fingers, you can calculate that there are no less than three Mahayana-level people that Liu Wuwu offended.

How dare a small Nascent Soul stage offend so many Mahayana stages...

Thinking of this, Long Zizai was stunned.

"Hey, have you broken through to Nascent Soul?"

Liu Wuwu immediately forgot about the gatekeeper and happily showed off:

"Dad, do you think I'm awesome?"

Long Zizi nodded speechlessly.

"It's pretty cool."

This cultivation speed is not only awesome, it is simply beyond human cognition.

It has been less than 20 years since Liu Wuwu broke through the golden elixir.

It took 20 years to break through from Jindan to Nascent Soul...

Damn it, is this the speed of cultivation that humans should have?

Cheating is done so blatantly these days, which is too much.

When Long Zizai was young, he was also the top genius in the Xuanwu Continent, but it took him a full 500 years to break through from the golden elixir to the Yuanying.

20 years vs 500 years?

It’s really worth comparing things with others, it’s so annoying to compare people to others.

Seeing that Long Zizai's expression was wrong, Liu Wuwu quickly stepped forward and said with concern:

"Dad, are you okay? Did you get hemorrhoids again?"

Long Zi looked at Liu Wuwu with a black line in his head.

"Boy, if you dare to call me dad again, I will break your legs."

Liu Wuwu curled his lips and didn't take Long Zizai's words seriously at all.

joke!

Now Liu Wuwu's enemies are many and strong.How could he dare to let go casually when he finally had a thigh to hold him?

Regardless of whether Long Zitong agrees or not, he has decided on this father today.

Long Zizai: "Alas..."

Now Long Zizai would feel his head hurt if he looked at Liu Wuwu more than once.

"Endless, I'm here to discuss something with you."

Liu Wuwu: "Dad, tell me."

Long Zizai rolled his eyes at Liu Wuwu and was too lazy to care.

Long Zizai: "Due to some special reasons, you can't return to the Eastern Continent now."

"What the hell? Why the hell...why?" Liu Wuwu was so excited that he almost cursed.

"No, I want to go back to the bridal chamber, and I want to go back to sleep with my wife! Why do you stop me from going back?"

Long Zi was speechless.

"As a monk, why are you so unmotivated? Are you filled with all kinds of dirty things in your head every day?"

Upon hearing this, Liu Wuwu immediately became unhappy.

"Long, do you hear what you are saying is human? How come things between men and women have become such a dirty thing. Young master, I practice for enjoyment. My wife and children are hot on the kang, and I wouldn't change them for a god."

"No, I have to go back. Even if the God King comes, he can't stop me from going back to the bridal chamber!"

Long Zizi's teeth creaked.

If it's good, he's the father; if it's bad, he's "the one with the surname Long".

Damn it, does this little brat named Liu have no sense of shame?

"Liu Wuwu, now I'll give you two choices."

"First, follow my arrangements and go to the Western Continent."

"Second, I'll give you a slap. If you can survive it, I won't care what you want to do in the future."

After saying that, Long Zizai waved his right hand.

A strong wind blew past, and a thousand-foot-high mountain peak dozens of miles away instantly turned into dust and disappeared between heaven and earth.

grunt...

Liu Wuwu swallowed a mouthful of saliva as he looked at the disappearing mountain peaks in the distance.

The dog-like dragon is at ease, but it's too much of a bully.Relying on strength really makes no sense at all.

Liu Wuwu cursed a few times, but finally had no choice but to agree.

"I can agree to go to the Western Continent, but you have to agree to a few conditions."

Long Zizai nodded.

This is what he did in an unethical manner, so a little compensation would make sense.

"First, I'm worried that there will be insidious people outside who will harm me. I want to recognize you as my father, so that I can have someone to support me."

"This......"

Long Zizai's forehead was wrinkled like a chrysanthemum, and his face looked as disgusted as after stepping on dog shit.

But he didn't refuse in the end.

There have been rumors about him and Liu Wuwu in the sect for a long time.Even if he doesn't recognize this godson, Liu Wuyuan, the bastard, has been spreading the word everywhere.

Whether you recognize it or not, the result is not much different.

Helpless, Long Zizai could only sigh.

"I can accept you as my godson, but you can't use my name to do anything wrong outside."

Liu Wuwu was happy.

"Dad, don't worry. Even for you, I will change my ways and be a new person."

Long Zizi nodded with satisfaction, this kid was quite sensible.

"Do you have any other requests? Say them all together."

Liu Wuyou didn't expect Long Zizai to be quite generous today, so he quickly continued:

"Second, dad, can you help me find where my grandson Ye Ming is? I want to catch up with him."

The grievances between Liu Wuwu and Ye Ming are well known to everyone in the Eastern Continent.Long Zizai couldn't say anything, so he could only nod in agreement.

Liu Wuwu continued:

"Third, dad, I want to give these two identities."

After saying that, Liu Wuwu pulled Ji Diyue and Qing Lin in front of him.

"This weasel is my godson. And this humanoid beauty, she is my new little brother."

Emperor Ji said that this little clever guy didn't say anything, and immediately knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Long Zizai.

"My dear Emperor Ji said he met his godfather the other day."

Long Zizai looked at Emperor Ji up and down and exclaimed: "What an innate beast!"

"Innate beast... what is it? Is it very powerful?" Liu Wuwu interjected and asked.

Long Zizai nodded.

"It is said that eating the innate beast can strengthen yang, and it is as hard as King Kong."

Emperor Ji said: "???"

I rub!

I call you godfather, but you actually treat me as a tonic. Do you have any humanity left?