Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

"Long Aotian, it must be Long Aotian!"

The fear of death overwhelmed Long Diaotian's reason.

However, Long Diaotian's reasoning was not without any trace of logic.

I ambush Long Aotian, and Long Aotian will definitely ambush me.

Traps, all of these are naked traps.

From the moment the broken stone appeared in Chen's house, he had been trapped.

Damn Long Aotian, what a deep calculation!

The more Long Diaotian thought about it, the angrier he became, and the more he thought about it, the more afraid he became.

"No! Even if I die, I have to drag that beast Long Aotian with me."

"Mr. Xu, take my token and go to Beicheng's alley to find a fish seller named Zhu Er, and tell him to kill the fish, the biggest one!"

Compared to Long Diaotian's fear, Mr. Xu seemed much calmer.

After the panic, Mr. Xu had determined that the poison did not pose a threat to his life.

Although the poison is extremely stubborn and takes a long time to fully recover, the toxicity is far from fatal.

However, Mr. Xu was not prepared to tell Long Diaotian about this.

The two of them are just business partners and there is no need to show their heart and soul to each other.

Besides, Black Thorn is a killer organization, not a charity.The infighting within the Long family might also bring business to their own organization, so why not?

......

While Long Diaotian roared incompetently, Liu Wuwen and the others gathered around the remote control in silence for a long time.

Zhang Er was stunned: "Well... how about we go to the ruined temple and take a look? If the explosion kills some big shot, we might as well run away in advance, right?"

Liu Wuwu nodded, then shook his head.

"There are hundreds of miles around the ruined temple and there is no one inhabited. Maybe we heard it wrong, and that "who" is just a bird? There is a bird in my hometown called a parrot, and it can talk. Some of them are awesome, and they can even Read poetry..."

As he spoke, Liu Wuwu realized that something was wrong with the way everyone looked at him.

How should I put it, [-]% surprised and [-]% weird.

Liu Wuwen: "What do you guys mean? Why are you looking at me like this?"

Zhang Er raised his eyebrows in a daze.

"Senior brother, something is wrong with you, something is very wrong."

Liu Wuwu lowered his head and looked at himself, but found nothing unusual, and then glared at Zhang Er.

"If you have something to say, let it go!"

puff~

A muffled sound came from behind Zhang Er, followed by a strong smell of rotten eggs.

Liu Wuwu(?☉???☉?)?! ! !

I'm just talking, I didn't ask you to let it go!Just let it go. Isn't this person too honest?

Everyone's eyes changed when they looked at Zhang Er, it was disgusting!

How could Zhang Er take such a blame? He quickly explained: "I didn't do it."

He turned around and looked around, and immediately found Ji Di who was hiding in the corner eating carrots.

Emperor Ji said he was a bachelor and admitted directly: "I'm sorry, it was me who farted."

Liu Wuwu waved his hand to disperse the stench from the tip of his nose: "Forget it, it's just a fart, nothing to make a fuss about."

Then the conversation changed.

"Zhang Er, you said something is wrong with me. What exactly is wrong with me?"

Zhang Er was dumbfounded: "Senior brother, the mortals you killed in the tiger clan's territory must be over [-] million, right?"

Liu Wuwu's face darkened.

"I've said it many times. It was an accident, it was an accident!"

Zhang Er stupefied: "Okay, even if the Hu family's incident was an accident. What about the Kong family's incident? You killed so many people. You should eat and drink. I have never seen you showing any remorse."

"But today you are actually worried that someone at the ruined temple will be bombed to death, and you even deceive yourself and say that it is a bird's call."

Speaking of this, Zhang Er took a deep look at Liu Wuwu.

"Senior brother, could it be that some holy mother took your body away from you?"

Liu Wuwu became a little flustered visibly.

"This... movement is absolute, and stillness is relative. People and things are constantly changing and developing. Can't I suddenly believe in Buddhism and want to be a good person?"

"..."

Zhang Er didn't say anything, just stared at Liu Wuwu, with three words "I don't believe it" clearly hanging on his face.

"Okay, I confess!"

Unable to stand Zhang Er's contemptuous look, Liu Wuwu finally decided to tell the truth.

"I keep dreaming at night lately."

"You should also know that I am a young man in the prime of his life. I usually dream about washing my pants the next day."

"But the dreams I have had in the past few nights have been quite strange. I always dream of a bird, a snake, a cat and a turtle talking in my dreams."

"These four guys are bragging every day when they don't do business. One moment they say they will send all the sons of destiny in the three thousand worlds to kill me, and the next moment they say I kill too many sins and that I am the real lord of destruction. Anyway, there is no such thing. A kind word.”

"In my dream, I wanted to crush these four unlucky things to death, but my whole body felt like it was filled with cement and I couldn't move. I could only watch these idiots talking about me."

Zhang Er was dumbfounded: "So senior brother suspects that this nightmare is caused by excessive killing?"

Liu Wuwu scratched his head, looking depressed.

"I can't find any other reason. Is it because of the wrong sleeping position?"

Zhang Er blinked in a daze and whispered in Liu Wuwu's ear:

"Actually... I'd rather know what dream you had about washing your pants. Can you tell me in detail?"

Liu Wuwu smacked his lips and said with endless aftertaste: "Tsk, tsk... You have never seen that kind of scene in your life. There are so many beauties, in the realm of gods, you will get kidney failure just thinking about it."

Zhang Er scratched his ears and head anxiously.

"Senior brother, please stop being enticing and explain it carefully."

Not only Zhang Er was stupid, but even the female pervert Qing Lin stuck her head over.

"Huh, I don't believe it anymore. Can you still have fun with me?"

Liu Wuwu: "I..."

puff~

As soon as he opened his mouth, a stench hit him.

This mouthful almost choked Liu Wuwu to death.

After taking a breath, Liu Wuwu glared at Emperor Ji and said, "Xiao Ji, can you deal with it?"

Emperor Ji nodded a little aggrievedly.

"Got it, Dad."

Then Emperor Ji approached a coffin under the watchful eyes of everyone.

Open the coffin lid and stuff your butt inside.

Bang!

There was a muffled sound like a tire exploding.

Emperor Ji said with a relieved face.

Perhaps because he was worried that the smell would affect other people, Emperor Ji quickly closed the coffin tightly after farting.

Liu Wuwu was stunned by this operation, and his mood for telling dirty jokes was gone.

Liu Wuwu pointed at the coffin under Emperor Ji's butt and asked, "Xiao Ji, do you usually fart like this?"

Emperor Ji said: "It's not all like this. When there are people at the neighbor's house, I put it in the coffin. When there is no one around, I always lie on the wall and put it in his house."

Liu Wuwu looked disgusted.

"Fart at your neighbor's house? You're such a beast! But it's not a big deal. Some people can't fart a few times a month..."

As he was talking, Liu Wuyou looked at Emperor Ji and said something wasn't right about his face.

A pat on the head.

"I almost forgot, you are a weasel and you are different from us. How many days do you fart?"

Emperor Ji raised three fingers in embarrassment.

Liu Wuwu's face was a little dark.

"Once in three days? That's... still acceptable."

Emperor Ji shook his head.

"Yes...three times a day."

"???"

At this moment, Liu Wuyou just wanted to know if his neighbor was still alive and healthy.