Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

Liu Wuyang originally wanted to beat Emperor Ji, but finally gave up after thinking about it.

This coffin shop is just a front, it really doesn't matter whether it makes money or not.

If Ji Di said this, this coffin shop would probably never have business again. After all, no matter who died, they would not be happy when they saw the sign of "Good Luck and Good Luck".

In addition to having no business, Liu Wuyue also had to endure the strange looks from nearby merchants.

How should I put it, they were looking at Liu Wuwen and his group as if they were looking at the idiots in the village.

Poor and helpless.

After giving Emperor Ji a hard look, Liu Wuwu hid in the coffin shop.

He met Tiger Sandow who was sitting on the coffin eating.

This old boy was eating noodles, gnawing on chili peppers while eating noodles, and was sweating profusely.

Zhang Er glanced at the coffin under his butt and said with some disgust:

"Look at the place you chose, aren't you afraid of bad luck?"

Husandao smiled and said: "An unused coffin is just a pile of rotten wood. Am I afraid of a chicken?"

"Besides, I'm afraid of heat. It's hot everywhere else, but it's cool here."

It was the Dog Days of Summer, the hottest weather of the year in the Northern Continent.

Being reminded by Hu San Dao, Liu Wuwu also felt that the hall filled with coffins was extremely cool.

He tilted his buttocks and sat on a coffin: "San Dao, do you still have some noodles? Give me a bowl too."

After a while, a bowl of noodles appeared in Liu Wuyue's hand, but his bowl of noodles was different from Husandao's plain noodles. An egg and half a bowl of beef were added to it.

Seeing that the two of them were enjoying the food, Zhang Er was also a little greedy.After taking a bowl of noodles, he hesitated and chose a coffin to sit on.

But as soon as I sat down, there was a sudden shock under my butt.

Zhang Er looked back confusedly and found nothing unusual.

Then he sat down again.

Boom...boom...boom...

A series of knocking sounds came from under Zhang Er's buttocks.

Zhang Er was stunned and glared at Liu Wuwu.

"Brother, please don't make such vulgar jokes!"

"???"

Liu Wuyou: "Are you sick? I haven't done anything, so don't frame me."

Zhang Er's face was full of doubts: "Really?"

Liu Wuwu: "Really"

At this moment, Zhang Er's face was already a little ugly, and he turned his attention to Hu Sandao again.

Tiger Sand Sword: "I don't like to joke, what do you want me to do?"

Zhang Er's face instantly turned pale, and his body became slightly stiff as he moved down from the coffin.

He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, pointed tremblingly at the coffin he was sitting on just now and said:

"This...there seems to be something in here."

Liu Wuwu said disdainfully: "How could there be something in the coffin..."

As he spoke, Liu Wuwu's expression changed drastically.

"Holy shit, why did you forget her?"

Liu Wuwu hurriedly put down the beef noodles, walked around Zhang Er, stepped forward, and pushed open the coffin lid.

Inside the coffin was the emaciated and pale beauty Qing Lin.

In order to prevent Qing Lin from escaping, Liu Wuwu sealed her cultivation level and put her in a coffin.

In other words, this poor child had been starving in a coffin for half a month with his mortal body.

Qing Lin burst into tears the moment she saw Liu Wuwu.

She was so hungry that she could no longer speak. She could only curse with her dry lips moving up and down:

"Liu Wuwu, I'll fuck you!"

Liu Wuwu couldn't understand the lip language, so he thought she was thanking him for saving her.

Feeling guilty, Liu Wuwu took Qinglin out of the coffin.

Don't tell me, this girl seems to be quite tall and quite light.

Unlock the Qinglin cultivation, and the spiritual energy pours in.

The blue scales recover at a speed visible to the naked eye.

When Qinglin's strength returned to [-]%, she took out the magic whip without hesitation and hit Liu Wuwu's head hard.

This sudden blow stunned Liu Wuwu.He covered his head and glared at Qing Lin with bared teeth.

"You must be sick! Why did you hit me again?"

Qing Lin collapsed and shouted:

"Hit you? I want to fucking beat you to death! Do you know how I spent these fifteen days?"

"I eat clothes when I'm hungry, and drink my own urine when I'm thirsty. I'm Qinglin, the first priest under the throne of God, Daluo Jinxian Qinglin!!!"

"Liu, I will definitely kill you. Even if the God King comes, he can't stop me from killing you. I said he can't stop me!!!"

Liu Wuwu touched Qinglin's forehead.

"You don't even have a fever? Why are you talking nonsense? Damn it, are you crazy? You idiot, go find a doctor quickly."

Worried that Qing Lin would hit someone else, Liu Wuyuan snatched the whip from her hand and threw it into his storage bag.

"What are you doing! Return the whip to me quickly."

Seeing that the divine whip was taken away, Qing Lin became anxious.This is her only support in this world.

Qing Lin desperately pounced on Liu Wuwu, trying to snatch the magic whip back.

Liu Wuyuan had never seen such a crazy woman before, so he quickly grabbed her hair and tore it out.

"Go away, you crazy bitch!"

Qing Lin used his hands and feet like an octopus to tightly wrap around Liu Wuwu.

"If you don't return the whip to me, I will haunt you forever!"

Liu Wuwen: "If you don't stop, I'll beat you to death! What a girl, even if her body smells like urine, she's not ashamed of herself."

Qing Lin: "I am a man, do you understand what a man is? If you don't give me back the whip, I will piss all over you."

Liu Wuwen: "I still don't believe it. A big girl like you dares to urinate in public..."

While Liu Wuyuan was talking, Qing Lin actually started to untie his skirt and take off his pants.

"Hey, hey, you madman! Put your pants on quickly. As long as you promise not to hit me with that broken whip in the future, I will give it back to you, how about it?"

Unexpectedly, Qing Lin actually shook his head.

"No! I must use the whip to kill him."

Liu Wuyuan was going crazy.

"No, girl, are you sick? Come on, pee if you want. Anyway, you don't want this divine whip anymore, you don't want it anymore in this life!"

Qinglin's eyes widened angrily: "You..."

"What are you two doing, performing a live erotica?"

At some unknown time, Zhang Er came in with a doctor.

The doctor was an old-fashioned man. When he saw this couple doing such shady things in public, he couldn't help but cursed.

Liu Wuwu and Qinglin looked at each other.

The posture between the two of them was indeed a bit inelegant at this moment.

Qing Lin hugged Liu Wuwu's upper body, while his left hand was still taking off his pants...

Huh~ It's disgusting!

The two separated quickly as if they were electrocuted.

Qing Lin was so disgusted that he retched.

Seeing this, the doctor quickly stepped forward and reprimanded:

"Madam, don't think about these messy things when you're pregnant."

Having said this, the doctor glared at Liu Wuyuan again.

"You are a grown man, can't you endure it for a few months?"

Liu Wuwu: "???"