Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

Liu Wuwu pointed at his face and asked:

"Boss, do you know me?"

Bald Boss: “I don’t care who you are, you can’t leave today anyway!”

Liu Wuwu raised his leg and kicked the boss away.

Then he grabbed Husandao and Ji Di and ran away.

"If you don't know me, I still want me to work with you to compensate the Long family. Go ahead and dream!"

Liu Wuwen asked Hu Sandao as he ran: "Sandao, do you know where Zhang Er is taking a bath?"

Tiger Sandow, who hadn't figured out the situation yet, subconsciously replied: "There is a bathhouse on the corner of the street. Zhang Er shouldn't be able to run too far..."

Before Husandao finished speaking, Liu Wuwu changed direction and went straight to the bathhouse that Husandao had mentioned.

Ignoring the bathhouse owner's obstruction, Liu Wuyuan and his group rushed into the bathroom and found Zhang Er, who was being wiped off.

When Zhang Er saw a few brothers coming, he quickly said hello: "Come and take a bath too... Oh, Liu Wuyuan, what are you going to do!"

Liu Wuwen said nothing, mentioned Zhang Er and ran outside.

Seeing that he was about to go out naked, Zhang Er quickly shouted: "Clothes, I haven't put on clothes yet!"

Liu Wuyue paused and asked, "Did you bring your storage bag?"

Zhang Erzi pointed at the pendant on his neck and said, "I recently bought a storage ring and put all my things here."

"That's fine!"

After that, Liu Wuwu carried Zhang Er and rushed out of the bathhouse.

The moment he rushed out, a biting cold wind rushed directly to his forehead. Zhang Er cursed stupidly: "Liu, are you crazy? Do you want to freeze me to death?"

Liu Wuwu: "If you don't want to die, run with me!"

Zhang Er's face immediately fell.

"Brother, what bad thing did you do again? I just fucked you, why did you do it again?"

Liu Wuyou looked unhappy.

"It's really not my fault this time. I just asked the governor bird a question, and it exploded on its own. What does it have to do with me?"

"Exploded!!?"

Zhang Er's eyes were as wide as bells.

"Why did it explode? Senior brother, don't be joking. That broken bird is worth a lot of money at first glance. If you kill it, the Long family won't be able to kill you?"

Liu Wuwu sighed softly, looking helpless.

Zhang Er's heart skipped a beat and he looked at Hu Sandao with a hint of horror.

Husandao nodded: "He is indeed dead!"

Zhang Er stupefied and shouted: "Put me down!"

Liu Wuwen: "What, you want to go back and take the blame for me?"

Zhang Er was stunned: "Fart! You're holding me like this and delaying my escape!"

It has to be said that without the hindrance of clothes, Zhang Er could run very fast.

The surrounding melon-eating people had never seen such a scene before, and they all criticized him.

"Bah, shameless! Going out shopping without even wearing any clothes."

"The world is going down, the world is going down!"

There was also the thick-skinned aunt and little widow who peeked between their fingers and discussed in a low voice.

"Yeah, this young man's money is no good! It's much smaller than my family's capital."

"Haha... Why are you bragging? Not to mention your Mr. Wang's kidney deficiency, that thing looks like a silkworm..."

When the aunt heard this, her expression immediately changed.

"Bitch! I knew that you, a slutty bitch, was having an affair with that old guy. I'll see if I don't scratch you to death!"

The old lady wanted to hit the little widow next to her with all her teeth and claws, but was kicked away by Zhang Er who came back.

"You old man, you dare to say that I'm young and I can't kick you to death!"

All right......

Sure enough, it has to be Zhang Erlunzzi, the main character is shameless.

Back at the inn, everyone packed their packages.

Liu Wuwu grabbed Zhang Er who was trying to escape from the window.

Zhang Er was stunned: "Don't stop me, I don't want to die in this miserable place without any reason."

Liu Wuwu: "No matter how fast you run, can you still be mentally fast? If the Long family uses the power of the distraction stage to hunt us down, no matter how fast we run, we can't outrun the distraction stage, right?"

Zhang Er said anxiously: "Then what do you think we should do? We can't just stay here and wait to die, right?"

Liu Wuwu: "I think the bald boss is also shrewd and will definitely try his best to conceal this matter, so we still have time to hide."

Zhang Er was stunned: "Hide? Aren't you kidding me? Where can I isolate my consciousness during the distraction period..."

Halfway through his words, Zhang Er suddenly realized what he was saying.

"Fuck, there really is such a place. Senior brother, you are such a clever little kid, you have thought of all this."

Liu Wuyou: "That's right, your senior brother is a professional at escaping!"

Husandao listened for a long time and was still confused: "What place are you two talking about?"

Zhang Er took out the silver coffin from the storage bag and smashed it on the ground with a clang.

"Come on, everyone, come in!"

......

Liu Wuwu's plan was very simple. Everyone, including the little donkey, entered the silver coffin, and then Zhang Erluzi found a place to bury the silver coffin. Finally, Zhang Erluzi also hid in the silver coffin.

Zhang Erluzi's silver coffin is a magic weapon that is one level higher than the heaven-level spiritual weapon. Not to mention the distraction period, even if he comes to the Mahayana period, he can't check what's inside.

The interior space of the silver coffin was not large, and this large group of people, especially when the little donkey came in, instantly became extremely crowded.

Sister Zhi was confused by the group of people who suddenly broke in, but she didn't say anything more and just slapped Zhang Er, who came in later, twice.

Zhang Er was stunned and covered his beaten face, feeling so aggrieved that he almost cried.

"Honey, why did you hit me?"

Sister Corpse: “Where are your clothes?”

That's right, Zhang Erluzi has been without clothes for a whole day since he came out of the bathhouse.

Zhang Er stupefiedly glanced at Sister Corpse's stone bed, and then said righteously: "I like to sleep naked!"

Liu Wuwu: "???"

It's really off the mark.

Sleeping naked means sleeping naked, and you are a pervert by sleeping naked, okay?

Are these two the same thing?

Sister Corpse: "Sleeping naked... I watched you grow up, how come I didn't know you had this hobby?"

Liu Wuwu: "..."

Damn it, Sister Corpse actually believed it?

One of them dares to say it and the other dares to believe it. They really deserve to be a couple.

Liu Wuyuan was eating melon on the side, while Zhang Er continued to talk nonsense: "I just got a hobby recently."

Immediately, Zhang Erluo changed the topic.

"I think it's getting late. Let's go to bed."

Hearing this, Liu Wuwu finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Boy, do you have any conspiracy?"

Zhang Er was a little flustered by Liu Wuwu's stare, but he quickly calmed down.

He said confidently: "Why, I like to go to bed early, can't I?"

Liu Endless: "That's not impossible, it's just that we haven't even had lunch, so you have to go to bed. Isn't it too early for you to go to bed early?"

Zhang Er looked at Sister Shi with a guilty look, and he breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Sister Corpse didn't pay attention to her.

He pulled Liu Wuwu's sleeve and begged softly: "My good senior brother, please stop talking. If you say anything else, you will ruin my good deeds."