Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

Regarding Liu Wuwu's proposal to help the Hu family, not only Zhang Erluzi but also Hu Sandao clearly expressed their objections.

The three of them are just in the golden elixir stage, but they unexpectedly interfered in the war between the two great families. Isn't this just asking for death?

Liu Wuyou thought about it and felt that what Hu San Dao and the others said seemed to make sense.

It's such a bastard to let Hu San Dao and the others accompany him to risk their lives because of his own guilt.

You only have one life, so cherish it.

Of course, what you cherish is your own life. As for the lives of others, you can only make peace with your destiny.

The goose stewed in the iron pot is really good.

However, if you burp after eating too much, the smell of goose poop will easily come out, which is a bit uncomfortable.

In order to relieve their appetite, the three of them decided to take a stroll around the capital city.

Different from the purely human society in the Eastern Continent, some foreigners would appear on the streets of the Northern Continent from time to time.

For example, the ugly pig-headed man, or the goat demon businessman with beards, both men and women, old and young.

Of course, the most common ones are snakes, rats, hedgehogs, weasels and vixens, known as the Five Immortals.

Except for these five immortals, the status of the other alien races is extremely low.

Liu Wuwu once witnessed a human beggar beat up a luxuriously dressed sheep demon businessman.

The reason for beating people is also nonsense. When the beggar asks the sheep demon merchant for alms, he needs to kneel down and give him money.

Outrageous on Nima.

You are a beggar and you actually want others to kneel down and give you money. There is no objection from the human race for such a nonsense reason.They even praised the human beggars and denounced the sheep demon merchants for being unreasonable.

Liu Wuwu couldn't figure it out no matter how hard he tried, why did the Northern Continent, who looked down on the demon clan so much, later become a lackey of the demon clan and a traitor to the human race?

They couldn't figure it out, so they stopped thinking about it. A few people strolled to the end of the street and came to a dental shop called "Datong".

I don’t know what happened inside the tooth shop, but a large group of people gathered at the door.

Liu Wuwen and the others were all experienced melon-eaters, and they couldn't help but crane their heads to look inside.

Zhang Er even casually picked up a big man in front of him and asked, "What happened inside?"

The big man looked at Zhang Er with some horror.

This man had such great arm strength that he could lift me up with just one hand. He must be a very strong man.

Facing the strong man, the big man couldn't help lowering his voice and explained in a low voice: "I found a governor bird in Datong Yaxing, and everyone came to watch the fun."

"What is a governor bird?"

Liu Wuwu, the author of the novel, has never heard of this kind of bird.

Husandao had heard of this bird and took the initiative to explain: "It is said that this bird knows everything and knows Yin and Yang. No matter what you ask it, it can answer it."

Zhang Er was stunned: "Are you so awesome?"

Liu Wuwu: "Is this the Baidu Encyclopedia of another world?"

Immediately I became very interested.

This bird is a good thing!

The world of cultivation is ridiculously big, and there are too many strange and weird things in it.

The author Liu Wuwu only knows a small part of them.

If you have this governor bird, wouldn't it be too convenient to carry a Baidu Encyclopedia with you!

Thinking of this, Liu Wuwu raised his leg and gave the crowd in front of him a hard kick.

"Dunima, get out of the way, this young master wants it!"

The melon-eating people consciously parted ways.

Just by looking at this arrogant look, you can tell that this is a group of people who are not easy to mess with.

Entering the house, a pure white bird with long feathers comes into view.

Liu Wuwu pointed at the bird and said, "Is the boss here? I want this bird."

A bald old man stood up.

"A tael of silver."

"???"

Liu Wuwu: "Is it so cheap?"

The bald boss was also surprised: "You actually think it's cheap?"

Liu Wuwen: "If you sell this bird for one tael of silver, you will die at a loss?"

Bald boss: "It's just an ordinary long-haired parrot. I can make even [-] yuan from you."

Liu Wuwu: "..."

I haven't been this embarrassed in a long time.

But fortunately, Liu Wuwu has a thick skin.

After slapping the parrot, Liu Wuyou pretended to be nonchalant and said, "I'm looking for the governor bird. Where is it?"

The bald boss stared at the white parrot in confusion: "Why are you hitting my bird?"

Liu Wuwu: "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll beat you up too."

The bald boss did not argue with Liu Wuwu based on the idea of ​​making money by being friendly.

"If you want to see the governor bird, come with me."

The boss led Liu Wuwen and others into the backyard. There was a cage covered with black cloth next to the well in the backyard. The cage was shaking slightly, and there should be live animals inside.

The bald boss said: "The governor bird hates people saying it is ugly. You must not say anything rude. If you make it angry, you will have to pay for it."

Zhang Er said impatiently:

"I understand, I understand. Open it quickly and show it to us."

When the black cloth was lifted off, there was a bald bird inside... This was not entirely correct, because there was a ring of down on its head.

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Liu Wuwu wouldn't have believed that there were bald birds in the world.

It doesn’t matter if it’s bald. The bird’s eyes are very wide apart. The left eye looks to the left and the right eye looks to the right.When staring at people, their tongues flick back and forth.

Look like a very smart person.

"This......"

Liu Wuwu looked troubled, and then asked the bald boss in a low voice.

"Can I swear?"

The bald boss didn't speak, but rolled his eyes at Liu Wuwu.

Liu Wuwen: "Okay then, I have nothing to say."

Zhang Er was stunned: "Although it is said that people cannot be judged by appearance, and sea water cannot be measured. But this...this...forget it, I have nothing to say."

Tiger Sand Sword: "This ugly guy can predict? I don't believe it at all!"

"!!!"

Liu Wuwu and Zhang Erlunzi both gave Hu San Dao a thumbs up. Brother, you are still an upright person. Just open your mouth and get a hundred thousand critical hits.

When the governor bird heard someone scolding it, it turned its head and glared at Tiger Sand Saber with its eyes that could see in two directions at the same time.

"You actually cursed me! I want to curse you and curse you to give birth to a son without an asshole."

Everyone got goosebumps at this opening.This sound is like sawing stones, as unpleasant as it sounds.

Husandao looked frightened and quickly grabbed the bald boss and asked, "Will there be any problems if I am cursed by it?"

The bald boss touched his bald head.

"I've never heard of a governor bird having the ability to curse. It's probably just a quick talk."

Husandao breathed a long sigh of relief and stopped talking.You can't argue with a bird, it's a shame.

Liu Wuwu and Zhang Erluzi had no such scruples at all.

Zhang Erzi poked the Governor Bird's head with his finger and asked curiously: "Do all your species look like this, or are you the only one who looks like this?"

Governor Bird looked arrogant and didn't bother to answer Zhang Er.

"If you have any serious questions, you can ask me. I know everything about astronomy and geography."

"Of course, there is no such thing as a free lunch. Every problem is a spiritual stone worm, and fairness and justice will lead to no bully."