Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

Tonight, the moon and stars are sparse.

Liu Wuwu and his party came outside the city at night.

Four people and a donkey stood on the top of a mountain, and the white moonlight shone on them, which was quite poetic.

There are two villages at the foot of the mountain, facing each other in the north and south, and about the same size.

Zhang Erzi opened his mouth and introduced: "The village on the left is called Shanghetao Village, and the one on the right is called Lower Hetao Village."

"There are 510 two-household households in Upper Loop Village, and one less household in Lower Loop Village than Upper Loop Village. There are 510 one-household households in total."

Zhang Er looked at Emperor Ji and Xiaolu in a daze.

“The rules of the game are as follows.

[-]. You both fart downwind of the village at the same time. Whoever stuns more people wins.

Second, if all the people in two villages are fainted, compare who faints faster.

Third, if villagers are smoked to death.If one person is smoked to death, the number of people fainted will be reduced by two. "

"Do you two have a problem with this?"

Ma Hu shook the big donkey's head and asked (in animal language): "Why are people not allowed to be smoked to death?"

After Ji Di said his translation, Liu Wuwu explained: "Your Mahu cultivation level is much higher than Ji Di said, what if you cheat and kill everyone with a violent fart. How can Ji Di say win?"

Little Donkey: "Liu, do you doubt my character?"

Liu Wuwu nodded seriously.

"A little bit."

Little Donkey rolled his eyes at Liu Wuwen and continued to ask: "There is one more question. It is late at night and the villagers are all asleep. How do you referees judge whether these villagers were knocked out by us instead of falling asleep?"

Zhang Erzi took out the Dragon Tooth Tiger Finger and put it on his hand: "You don't need to worry about this matter. We have our own way to wake up all the villagers."

The little donkey nodded.

"I have no problem. Ji Xiaoji, what about you?"

Emperor Ji asked: How could this idiot know this? He pretended to think deeply for a second, and then shook his head.

Agreement reached.

Ji Di said he chose Upper Hetao Village, and Xiaolu chose Lower Hetao Village.

A rat and a wolf stood at the entrance of the two villages, facing each other from a distance.

Even before the game started, there was already a smell of gunpowder between the two.

After making sure that both parties were ready, Zhang Er walked to the middle of the two villages.

drink!

Zhang Er shouted softly, and a strong death aura wrapped around his right hand, and then he punched the ground hard.

The soft ground was like throwing a pebble into a calm pool of water. Centered on Zhang Erlunzi's fist, it formed a circle of waves, covering a range of more than ten miles.

As the two villages shook, Zhang Er yelled at the top of his voice:

"Everyone, get up! There's an earthquake!!!"

With this roar, the two villages instantly became lively, and countless people fled from their homes in a hurry.

Some anxious young wives and older girls didn’t even put on their pants and ran out with their buttocks bare.

This exciting scene made Emperor Ji dumbfounded. He stood there and stared blankly.

Liu Wuwu raised his hand and slapped him.

"You bastard, fart! Don't you want to become a disciple?"

Emperor Ji woke up suddenly and quickly revealed his true form, turning into a pure white weasel...

Wait a minute!

Why did he turn white? When did this kid change his skin?

Liu Wuwu clearly remembered that Emperor Ji said that he was a yellow weasel before he transformed. How come it turned into white just a few days ago?

Just when Liu Wuyuan was about to ask, Emperor Ji raised his tail and a level [-] small whirlwind spurted out from his butt.

A gust of white mist drifted slowly down the Hetao Village in the wind.

Wherever the white mist passed, villagers fell to the ground one after another as if they had been immobilized.

"My God, this fog is poisonous, everyone, run away!"

"No, there's poisonous fog all around. I can't escape."

"I...it smells so bad!"

At the same time, the little donkey also started.

Emperor Ji said that he was a weasel, and farting was his innate magical power, so his farts were equivalent to a special spell.

It's different when a donkey farts.

He farts entirely because he eats too much and his stomach's digestive capacity is too strong, causing him to often produce a lot of excess gas in his stomach.

Emperor Ji said that you can control farts with spiritual energy, but all the little donkey can control is the sphincter on the buttocks.

But this was enough. Xiaolu relied on his powerful cultivation to add super acceleration to his fart.

If Emperor Ji's fart is like a spring breeze, then the little donkey's fart is like a tenth-level gust of wind.

A huge typhoon wrapped in yellow mist randomly blew an old man who had just escaped from the village from the east end of the village to the center of the village.

Wherever the yellow mist passes, people and animals fall.

Not to mention people, even the big buffaloes plowing the fields in the village were so smoked by the yellow mist that their limbs were turned upside down and foaming at the mouth.

Two villages, hell on earth.

Poor villagers lay scattered in every corner of the village.

Husandao frowned and opened his mouth but did not speak.

What a bunch of beasts!

These villagers are really unlucky.

It doesn't matter if he was woken up by an artificial earthquake for no reason, but he was beaten to death as soon as he woke up.

Everyone in the world is suffering, but the people in these two villages are suffering even more.

Husandao wanted to curse but didn't.

It's not that he is not kind anymore, but Liu Wuyuan has been very restrained, okay? He even asked not to kill anyone. This is God's eyes open, okay?

Having no time to pay attention to Hu San Dao's random thoughts, Liu Wuwu was covering the two villages with his spiritual consciousness at the moment, observing the situation of everyone in the village.

After all the fog in the two villages dissipated, Liu Wuwu said:

"A total of 980 people fainted in Upper Hetao Village, and a total of 980 people fainted in Lower Hetao Village. Emperor Ji said victory!"

Little Donkey: "Is there any mistake? There is obviously an extra person here."

Liu Wuwu looked at the little donkey speechlessly.

"There are dead people on your side. According to the previous agreement, you should subtract two more people."

Little Donkey: "??? Someone is dead!"

Liu Wuwu led everyone to a private house in Shanghetao Village.

Other villagers live in thatched and adobe houses, but this family only lives in brick houses.

Obviously, even if this family is not the village chief's family, it is still a wealthy family in the village.

Liu Wuwu kicked the door open, and the room was in a mess.

An old man in his fifties or sixties with gray hair was lying naked on top of a girl who was all covered in black.

Perhaps the doors and windows were closed tightly, so the girl was not fainted, but the old man on her body had lost his breath.

When the girl saw someone coming, she quickly covered her head with the quilt.

"I...I was forced, wuwu...wuwu..."

Everyone ignored the girl and stepped forward to inspect the old man's body.

Zhang Erzi said to Liu Wuwu: "The old man has a bad heart. He should have been frightened to death."

Little Donkey: "Can I be blamed for this?"

Liu Wuwu: "Doesn't it count?"

The little donkey sighed softly: "Okay...I lost."

Zhang Er stunned and patted the black girl lying on the bed: "No need to hide, we are not from this village and will not betray you."

The girl didn't speak, she just covered her head and cried.

Hearing the people outside about to leave, the girl quickly said: "Wait a minute, can you do me a favor?"

Everyone turned around and looked at the girl in confusion.

Girl: "Um...can you help me move the village chief away? He...he's stuck on me."

Zhang Er was stunned and understood instantly.

"Holy shit, is this old man so strong! He's already dead and he still wants to continue?"