Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

"Xiaoji, where does your sister live?"

"Fumanyuan."

"Is this a restaurant?"

"No, this is a brothel."

Liu Wuwu widened his eyes.

"What the hell, your sister is in a brothel! What is she doing there, a cook or a cleaner and a servant?"

"No, she is the girl inside. In our Ji family, she has the best job."

Emperor Ji said these words with a hint of pride.

Ugh......

Liu Wuwu said that he really couldn't stand the weasel's weird outlook.

"Ji Di said, are you literate?"

Emperor Ji said: "Heaven, earth and people, one, two, three. I know a lot of characters."

Liu Wuyou took out a few old books from his storage ring and said, "These are the books your Uncle Ma read when he was a child. This one is "The Analects of Confucius", this one is "The Doctrine of the Mean", this one is "What Ye Ming Can't Say"... ...Zhang Er is stupid!Why are your books here with me? "

Liu Wuwu pulled out one of the books and threw it to the ground.

He blushed slightly, not sure if it was because of embarrassment or anger.

Zhang Er was stunned: "Senior brother, can you please stop blaming me for all bad things? It's like you don't read these books."

Zhang Er glanced at the book on the ground and his expression changed instantly.

"This...this is actually a handwritten manuscript. Senior brother, please don't step on it. Give me this good thing, I want it."

Liu Wuwu was also stunned.

"You can't eat or drink it. What do you want this for?"

Zhang Er stumbled over to pick up the book, patted the dust on it, and made sure it was intact before putting it in his arms.

"Senior brother, do you know Ye Ming?"

Liu Wuwen: "Aren't you talking nonsense? I can't sleep unless I curse ten or eight times every night that my grandson must die a good death."

Zhang Er was secretly glad that he had not become an enemy of his grandson, otherwise he would not be able to live a peaceful life in this life.

"Ye Ming is offering a reward of [-] spirit stones on the black market for the original manuscript of this book. You don't want this book anyway, I'll sell it for a little money."

Liu Wuwu frowned, a little confused.

"Ye Ming, is this grandson full of food? Spend [-] spirit stones to buy this crappy book."

Zhang Er was stunned: "Is there any need to think about this? Ye Ming is a small-minded person, and he will be rewarded for his actions."

"Before you wrote this book, his reputation in the Taixuan Sect was decent. But since this book was published, everyone from the Taixuan Sect, from the sect leader Kongzi to the servant Wang Xiaosan who brought tea and water, saw Ye Ming would spit a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground, and then say "Disgusting, what a pervert"."

"How could Ye Ming not take such a big hatred to heart? Naturally, he tried his best to find out the author of this book, then cut him into eight pieces, chopped his body into thousands of pieces, and chopped it into meat paste..."

Zhang Er was a little excited when he said it. He couldn't control it and said everything in his heart.

Liu Wuwu rolled his eyes at Zhang Er and didn't think much about it.He murmured to himself:

"The response has been so good. Is it time for a second part of "Ye Ming's Untold Secret"?"

After listening for a long time, Emperor Ji couldn't help but said curiously: "Dad, what kind of book are you talking about Ye Ming? I want to read it too."

Liu Wuwu raised his hand and slapped him, scolding: "What are you reading? Is this a book that children can read?"

"Be careful I beat you! Aren't the Four Books and Five Classics in your hand not enough for you to read? Boy, from now on I will check these books from time to time. If not, I will treat you to fried pork with bamboo shoots."

The naive Ji Di said: "Fried meat with bamboo shoots? I haven't eaten it yet."

With a dark face, Liu Wuwu took out a bamboo stick from his storage bag and flicked it against the stone pillar on the roadside.

boom!

The stone pillar, which was half a man's height, was beaten into powder.

Liu Wuyou looked at Emperor Ji with a cold face and said, "Do you like eating fried meat with bamboo shoots like this?"

Emperor Ji's face turned pale with fright, and he lowered his head and did not dare to say another word.

Following Ji Di's guidance, several people came to a brothel with ordinary decoration.

The brothel madam saw such a large group of people, and they were all dressed in luxurious clothes. Even the elephant (little donkey) following them wore a large brocade coat that was rare in the north.

I thought a big customer was coming, so I hurriedly rushed towards him, waving my handkerchief.

"Oh my! What kind of wind is blowing today? There are so many distinguished guests here. Everyone, please take a seat. I will ask the best girl in the building to come down and serve the distinguished guests. Waiter, waiter, please pour the tea quickly. If you neglect these Distinguished guests, be careful with your skin!”

Because of Emperor Ji's presence, the elder Liu Wuyou had no choice but to pretend to be serious.

After dodging the madam, Liu Wuyuan said righteously: "Old aunt, please respect yourself!"

The bustard: "???"

Are you sick?

Here is the brothel, the brothel, the brothel!

Important things to say three times.

You, a prostitute, actually tell me that you respect yourself?I started selling myself when I was 16 years old. Why don’t you respect your mother’s legs?

Acting serious in a brothel?

Phew, hypocrite!

The madam was scolding her inwardly, but she could still maintain the most basic courtesy on her face.

"I wonder what kind of girl you want to find?"

Liu Wuwu tilted his head and looked at Emperor Ji and said, "What's your sister's name?"

"Ji Sanya."

Liu Wuwen: "Well... based on this comparison, the name I gave you is pretty good."

When the madam heard that he was a relative of his own girl, his face turned as black as the bottom of a pot.

"Go away, you are a bunch of poor people who don't know what they are called. Get out of here, don't delay our business."

Seeing that the waiter was still serving tea to Liu Wuyuan and others, the madam went up and slapped her twice.

"It's a blind thing. They are not guests, so why should you give them money to drink tea? The money for today's tea will be deducted from your salary."

Emperor Ji said, pointing at the old bustard and angrily saying:

"Don't look down on others..."

Before he finished speaking, Liu Wuwu stopped him.

"Boy, remember. We are monks and people with status. Try not to conflict with mortals when doing things in the future. Because no matter we win or lose, it is very embarrassing."

Seeing Emperor Ji, he was at a loss and looked like he didn't understand.

Liu Wuwu could only put it another way.

"Ji Di said, if you stepped on shit while walking on the road, would you quarrel with the shit?"

Emperor Ji said with a look of disgust.

"I'm not a pervert, why would I argue with shit?"

Liu Wuwu pointed at the old bustard and said:

"So...you can't argue with this thing."

Liu Wuyue's words almost made the madam mad, and he opened his mouth to curse.

But his throat was blocked by a grain of yellow gold.

Liu Wuwu threw the gold to the madam.

"Let Ji Sanya come out immediately. If you delay me for a second longer, I will tear down your broken building."

The madam's face turned from gloomy to clear in an instant.

"Oh, my dear guest, please wait a moment. Please wait a moment. I will go and invite Miss Sanya now."

Before leaving, he didn't forget to kick the waiter.

"Silly Que, why are you still standing here? Why don't you serve tea to all the bosses? Serve the best tea."

The waiter covered his face, lowered his head, and cursed in a low voice: "I'm going to make you $##-#$..."

Monks have good ears.

The madam couldn't hear, but Liu Wuwu and others heard clearly.

The waiter scolded me very dirty.

With the Madam's parents as the center and the Madam's eight generations of ancestors as the radius, there was no one he couldn't scold.