Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

"Give me the boss, and you can allocate the rest as you like. Damn it!!! Such a beautiful woman was fucked by a wild boar with earthworm tattoos on her body. Today, I, Zhang Er, will be a good person for once and shave this beast alive."

Liu Wuwen: "No, leave this beast to me. When I think of such a vulgar man doing such shameless and disgusting things on the fair and tender goddess, my lungs are about to explode. If I don't torture him, it will be hard to get rid of it." The hatred in my heart.”

You can kill people, but there is something wrong with the distribution.

Needless to say, the flower kitten took up two places.But the remaining three must be killed, right?

The problem now is that both Liu Wuwu and Zhang Erwan want to kill Boss Liu for no other reason than because this beast slept with the little kid’s mother.

Of course, it doesn't matter whose mother she is, what's important is that she is beautiful, and she is exactly the ideal type of Liu Wuwu and Zhang Erluzi.

It felt like the goddess of my dreams was slept with by an incel with yellow hair and a bunch of iron rings on her nose in an Internet cafe.

Who wouldn't be upset about this matter, and wouldn't gnash their teeth with hatred?

I saw the two of them almost fighting over a bastard (mainly because Liu Wuyuan wanted to beat up Zhang Er for being stupid).Hu San Dao, who is sober in the world, suggested:

"You two just want to torture Boss Liu, right? It's a simple matter, just take turns."

Liu Wuwu suddenly became enlightened.

"Yes, this method is good."

Flower Kitty picked Old Man Liu and Liu Fugui.

These two were also beasts who deserved to be cut to pieces. They were the ones responsible for what happened to the young girl in the village.

The little cat with more than 800 lives in his hands is also a veteran murderer. He will not have any psychological burden to deal with such a heartless villain.

The little cat found an iron hook more than a foot long from a villager's house, and simply straightened the top hook.

He came to Liu Fugui first.

Liu Fugui was so frightened that he peed like urine and kept retreating.

His tongue was cut off, and he could only moan out "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

The little cat disliked Liu Fugui's constant movement and angrily trampled on his limbs. Now Liu Fugui couldn't even escape.

The iron hook... no, it should be called an iron needle now.

The little cat took the iron needle and inserted it from the lower part of Liu Fugui's abdomen, and then pushed it up little by little...

The iron needle passes through the intestines, stomach, liver, lungs and points to the brain.

What a cruel punishment this is!

Penetrating the liver will not cause Liu Fugui to die immediately, but it will make him feel the extreme pain of having his internal organs punctured.

Death is like a black snake swimming in the distance, constantly spitting poisonous messages, approaching little by little.

The extreme pain that cannot be described in words made Liu Fugui tremble all over, and his body was as stooped as a fried shrimp.

But the more he did this, the more the iron needle in his belly messed up his internal organs.

When the iron needle penetrated Liu Fugui's chin and was only half an inch away from his head, Hua Mao Mao did not continue to push in.

Zhang Er was stunned and asked curiously: "Why, did your conscience find out?"

Flower Kitten: "Shit, I just don't want him to die so happily. Just leave it like this. His blood will drain out in an hour or two. I want him to slowly experience death."

Zhang Erzi silently gave Hua Mao Mao a thumbs up.

"I didn't see it. You little girl's methods are quite vicious. So what are you going to do with this old man?"

Zhang Er asked, pointing at Lao Liutou.

Hua Mao Mao was stunned: "You can also poke it with an iron needle, right?"

Liu Wuwu interjected from the side:

"Okay, okay. But when I was a novel author, readers complained every day that my postures were single and I had too few tricks. So I suggest you try another way."

Seeing the little cat looking confused, Liu Wuyuan helped her out and said:

"I'll teach you a trick. Just replace the iron needle with a dry old bamboo stick. That thing has barbs all over it. With just a little force, it can pierce all the old man's internal organs."

hiss......

The little cat took a long breath of air.

Poking with bamboo...it hurts just thinking about it.

She thought she was cruel enough, but when it comes to the real devil, she is not even qualified to support others.

Hua Mao Mao poked Zhang Er beside him and asked in a low voice: "Boss Liu has also written novels. What are they about? The top ten tortures in Xuanwu Continent?"

When mentioning this matter, Zhang Er's face looked strange: "Kitty cat, have you read "The Secrets Ye Ming Has to Tell"?"

The little cat's face instantly turned red.

"I am a female ghost from a serious family. Who...who would read such a shameless book?"

The panicked look on the little cat's face betrayed everything.

Zhang Er never expected that even ghosts had read the pornographic books written by Liu Wuyue.

Zhang Er didn't expose Hua Mao Mao's lie, but pointed at Liu Wuwu.

"He wrote that shameless book."

"How is that possible! Shouldn't the person who wrote the book be a suave, carefree and elegant young man from an aristocratic family? How could it be the devil who taught me to poke people in the butt with a bamboo stick?"

The little cat was so surprised that it screamed.

Liu Wuwen's eyes looked like he was seeing a ghost.

Liu Wuwu looked at Hua Mao Mao in confusion: "What's wrong with you?"

Hua MaoMao read carefully:

"People...if life is just like the first time we met, what's the matter with the autumn wind and the sad painted fan."

Liu Wuwu hesitated and replied:

"...It's easy to change people's hearts, but they say that people's hearts are easy to change?"

Immediately, Liu Wuwu's expression changed drastically.

"Holy crap, you're a time traveler too..."

Before Liu Wuwu finished speaking, Hua Mao Mao ran away crying.

"Wuwu... Liars, they are all liars! Wuwu..."

Liu Wuwu was stunned and looked at Zhang Er.

"What's wrong with this girl's hair?"

Zhang Er stupefied: "Uh...she seems to be your fan."

Liu Wuyou suddenly realized: "I am so handsome, it is normal to have a crush on me."

"???"

Zhang Er stared blankly at Liu Wuwu, why could this guy be so confident?

"She's a fan of your books."

Liu Wuwu suddenly realized it again.

"My damn memory. I forgot to quote Mr. Nalan when I wrote the chapter about Ye Ming fighting the 60-year-old widow in the south of the village. I was scared to death. I thought I had met a colleague... "

Liu Wuwu didn't want to explain too much on this, so he quickly changed the topic halfway through.

"By the way, since this girl is my fan, why did she run away crying? Shouldn't she ask me for an autograph?"

Zhang Er scratched his head in a daze.To be honest, it's easy to get beaten.Forget it, let’s call it nonsense.

"Kitten...she was so excited to see you that she cried."

Liu Wuwu suddenly became proud and complacent, raising his head like an old hen that had just laid eggs.

"You said this girl is the same. We have been together for so long. Doesn't she know that I am just an ordinary person?"

"In addition to having a little more money than others, I am a little more handsome, a little more talented, a little better in shape, a little more knowledgeable, a little better in literary talent than you, a little more moral than others, and a little stronger in kidneys than ordinary people... ..."

Liu Wuwu talked for a full quarter of an hour.

"...Aside from these advantages, I am just like you, the most ordinary ordinary person."

Zhang Erzi agreed superficially: "Ah, yes, yes, everything you said is right."

But I was screaming in my heart: God, please show mercy and accept this narcissist who doesn’t want to show off at all!