Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

When he opened the coffin, there was nothing inside except a skeleton.

He really had nothing, not even the most basic clothes.

It’s so outrageous that someone was buried with their buttocks naked. It’s such a big world and there are so many surprises there.

Zhang Er looked at Liu Wuwu in a daze, his eyes filled with suspicion.

"Brother, it seems there is no key here that you mentioned."

Liu Wuyou didn't panic at all, pointing at the bones and saying, "It's the key I want."

Zhang Er was stunned: "???"

Damn it, this person named Liu is definitely not normal.This was the first time he had heard of tomb robbing in order to steal the bodies in the tombs.

Corpses cannot be eaten or spent, so should they be taken home as decorations?

It's really disgusting to use other people's ancestors as decorations.

Fortunately, Liu Wuwu couldn't hear Zhang Er's inner complaints, otherwise he would have to beat him up.

Using corpses as decorations?

How perverted must one be to do something so unreliable.

Liu Wuwu pretended to bow to the skeleton, pointed at the little cat and muttered:

"The sky is bright and the earth is bright, don't look for me, Ye Ming, for revenge. If you want to look for it, look for this little cat. She dug your grave."

Hua Mao Mao had already expected this result, but she was still a little confused.

"This young master is not named Liu, so why does he call himself Ye Ming?"

Zhang Er stupefied and sneered twice.

"Ye Ming is his trumpet. Whenever he does bad things, he will let Ye Ming, the trumpet, take the blame. This is a routine operation and you will get used to it."

After Liu Wuwuxu finished chanting, he put the bones into a jar, and then handed the jar to the little cat.

"Hold it carefully, if you let go a little I will knock your skull off."

Flower Kitten: "..."

It's really unlucky. If I had known I would encounter these damn bastards, I might as well have died in the village.

Holding the bones in his hands, Liu Wuwu led everyone to continue walking into the mountains.

When it got dark, everyone set up tents and prepared to spend the night casually.

Liu Wuwu and Hu Sandao were responsible for setting up the tent, while Zhang Erluzi was responsible for lighting the fire and cooking.

Hua Mao Mao wanted to step forward to help, but was kicked away by Zhang Er.

"Damn girl, do you want to poison us?"

"You...how did you know I was going to poison you?"

The little cat was shocked. She just had this idea and didn't even touch the poison.

Are today’s bad guys so powerful?He can actually read minds!

Zhang Er stupefied Liu Wuwu with his chin slightly proudly.

"Have you seen that guy? He poisoned me more than 200 times in seven days. For a little poisoner like you, if you look at me more, I can guess what you are going to poison me. poison."

The little cat's eyes widened with disbelief on his face: "Is it so powerful?"

Zhang Er stunned and nodded arrogantly.

Flower Kitten: "I have another question."

Zhang Er was stunned: "Say."

Hua Mao Mao: "Master Liu has poisoned you so many times, shouldn't you two be enemies?"

Zhang Er was so stunned by this sentence that he shut himself up.

Yup!

Why should I follow Liu Wuwu?

Do you want him to snore while sleeping, or do you want him to trick his teammates without any limit?Or the leek chicken he made?

The more stupid Zhang Er thought about it, the more he doubted his life. Finally he couldn't help but look at Liu Wuwu:

"Brother, I want to ask you something."

Liu Wuwu said with a nail hanging in his mouth, he glanced sideways at Zhang Er and said, "Let go!"

Zhang Er was stunned: "I've been hanging out with you for so many years, and you never seem to have brought me any benefit."

Ah......

Liu Wuwu's eyes almost rolled to the sky.

"This sounds like fart. Have you brought me any benefit? It doesn't matter that you are ugly, but your talent is as bad as a dog."

"If it weren't for the fact that you are my brother, I would have kicked you long ago. And you asked me to give you a favor? Damn it, when have I ever encountered something good to nourish the kidneys without bringing you a portion?"

Although Liu Wuwu was full of foul words, Zhang Er's heart felt warm.

I'm really nothing!Actually doubting the brotherly relationship between you and Senior Brother Liu?

Zhang Er was so angry that he gave Hua Xiaomao a big butt bag.

"Damn girl, if you dare to instigate feelings between our brothers again, I will beat you to death!"

Hua Maomao covered her face and looked at Zhang Er in disbelief.

No, is this person sick?

It was obviously Liu who poisoned you, why did you hit me?

Hua Mao Mao finally figured out that these bastards were not only bad, but also perverted.

It was really karma. At this moment, Hua Mao Mao regretted killing those innocent earthworms in Foot Basin Village. If he hadn't killed them, maybe they wouldn't have fallen into the hands of these perverts now.

......

It turns out that Zhang Er's cooking skills are not as good as he imagined.

Tonight he roasted four chickens.

Those who like steak will probably like Zhang Er Lengzi’s roasted chicken, because these four chickens are extremely rich in taste.

They are rated [-]-rare on the surface, then medium-rare, medium-rare, medium-rare, medium-rare, and finally under-rare.

In a mere chicken, you can actually enjoy different levels of deliciousness at the same time.

From this aspect, Zhang Erluzi can also be regarded as a culinary talent.

It's a pity that Liu Wuwu and Hu Sandao are both old and rough. They have never been to high-end restaurants and cannot taste the unique and delicious taste of this chicken.

Liu Wuwu: "This chicken... seems to be mushy."

Hu Sandao took a bite, and the juice in the chicken belly burst out.

"This chicken is undercooked."

Zhang Er was stunned: "I'm sorry, I was wrong."

Liu Wuwu silently took out the dried meat, feeling depressed.

"Forget it, get used to it."

Then he took out an iron pot and placed it on the fire, poured water in and boiled it for a while.

When the temperature was almost the same, he said to the little cat: "Here, pour the bones in the jar."

Flower Kitten: "!!!"

Zhang Er was stunned: "???"

Tiger Sand Sword: "..."

The three of them were all going crazy. This pervert actually wanted to drink human bone soup?

Zhang Er was stunned: "Senior brother, this is not a joke. It's too damaging to one's moral integrity. Aren't you afraid of being struck alive by lightning?"

Husandao also advised: "Senior brother, if you are hungry, I will cook broth for you to drink. These bones... have no nutrition."

The little cat hugged the jar and backed away.

"You pervert, stay away from me. Drink human bone soup? No beast can do such a thing!"

Liu Wuwu frowned and glanced at everyone.

"Are you guys sick? Who is a good person who would drink human bone soup? I'm not a pervert. How could I do such an unscrupulous thing?"

"Of course I'll be useful if I ask you to make bone soup. Just do it."

Hua MaoMao retorted:

"You want to use it yourself, why do you tell me to boil it?"

Liu Wuwu: "Nonsense. Doing this is too damaging to one's moral character. I'm afraid of being struck by lightning!"

Flower Kitten: "???"

That’s ridiculous!You living people are afraid of lightning strikes, but I, a ghost who is born to be restrained by thunder and lightning, are not afraid?