Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

Chen Qian'er died, and Liu Wuyuan didn't feel much at all.

He came through the soul and inherited the memory of the old "Liu Wuwu", but he did not inherit his emotions.

In Liu Wuwu's eyes, Chen Qian'er was just an annoying little fairy.

Her death can certainly make people applaud, but this happiness can only be seen from the perspective of a pure passerby.

After all, stepping on a cockroach to death would make people feel good, let alone killing an extremely annoying little fairy?

After drinking a bowl of hangover soup, Liu Wuwu returned to Xinliu Mansion singing a ditty.

After arranging the accommodation for Hu Sandao and Zhang Erluzi, Liu Wuwu went straight to Bai Ruoshui's courtyard.

Before entering the door, Liu Wuwu stretched his neck and shouted: "Honey wife, I'm here for you! Hehehehe..."

This laughter is so lewd and outrageous.

The door opened, and Huang Ningxiang was there.

Both women were wearing gauze pajamas, their exquisite jade bodies were looming, and their red faces were slightly shy.

"I have seen my husband!"

Liu Wuwen was so excited!Start taking off your clothes in the yard.

"You two wait for a while, I'll take a shower first. I'll be ready soon..."

Liu Wuwu said as he rushed to the bathing room.

Unexpectedly, less than two seconds later, there was an exclamation in the room.

"Oh my god, why is it so dark!!?"

The two Bai Ruoshui girls were also shocked and quickly went in to check.

As soon as they entered, the two women also exclaimed at the same time: "Ah!!? This is too dark!"

Bai Ruoshui put on a coat and quickly called a maid after leaving the yard.

"Quick, go to the old house and ask Doctor Zhang to come over."

A quarter of an hour later, the old Dr. Zhang was carried into the courtyard in a bamboo sedan.

Opening the door, Liu Wuyue came forward in panic.

"Doctor, doctor, save me!"

Dr. Zhang took a few steps back.

"Just seeing a doctor, can you put your pants on first?"

Liu Wuwu said with a sad face:

"But...but now there's a problem here."

Zhang Yuyi held up the candle and stepped forward to take a closer look, and was surprised.

"I'll go, why is it so dark?"

Everything from Liu Wuwu's belly button to his thighs was as black as ink, especially Liu Niu Niu's area, which was so dark that it reflected light.

Doctor Zhang looked at it carefully for a long time.He pricked it again with a silver needle and flicked it with his fingers.

"Give me your hand."

Dr. Zhang stroked his goatee while feeling Liu Wuwu's pulse.

"Master, have you eaten or come into contact with anything strange recently?"

Liu Wuwu: "No..."

Suddenly, he thought of something, something about Chen Qian'er.

However, Liu Wuyuan was not sure whether the matter had anything to do with her, so he quickly ordered people to call Zhang Er Lengzi and Hu San Dao.

As soon as the two of them appeared, their mouths opened wide.

Zhang Er was stunned: "Holy shit! Senior brother, have you mutated? Why are you so dark!"

Tiger Sand Sword: "Quick, go find the doctor!"

Liu Wuwu and Zhang Yuyi looked at each other.

Liu Wuwen: "How about...you show these two guys' brains first?"

Zhang Yuyi rolled his eyes at Liu Wuwu, and then said to Hu San Dao and Zhang Er Lengzi:

"You two, take off your pants."

"What's the matter?"

Zhang Er grasped the waistband of his pants and jumped back: "Old pervert, don't think anything wrong about me."

Doctor Zhang explained with a dark face:

"I am a doctor and I suspect you have been poisoned."

Zhang Er patted his chest in a daze.

"I eat well and sleep well. I'm as strong as a cow, how could I be poisoned?"

Zhang Er said it confidently, but he was still a little worried as he opened his pants and looked inside.

With just one glance, Zhang Er was frightened and cried on the spot.

"Doctor, help me!!!"

Husandao's face also fell.

Yes, he is also black.

At this time, Doctor Zhang finally nodded with certainty: "You three are all poisoned."

Liu Wuwu added from the side:

"This poison was most likely poisoned by Chen Qian'er. I am the one who has caused trouble to everyone. I'm sorry."

Things had already happened, and Zhang Er was embarrassed to blame Liu Wuwu. After all, no one would have expected that Chen Qian'er would be so vicious.

Zhang Er was stunned: "Doctor, is there any way to help us detoxify?"

Dr. Zhang: "There are three treatment methods. You should listen to them first."

Liu Wuwu on the side secretly admired that he was indeed an imperial doctor and could come up with three solutions in the blink of an eye.

Dr. Zhang: "The first method is naturally to find an antidote. According to Master Liu, the poison is most likely related to the Master of Five Poisons. Although the Master of Five Poisons is dead, his disciple Jiuzhen Taoist is still alive." Yes. He should be able to cure this poison."

Liu Wuwu shook his head.

"Master Five Poisons is dead, I'm afraid it will be difficult to find this apprentice."

Dr. Zhang continued: "Another way is to try the antidote. There are several poisons in the medical books that are similar to the poisons you have. How about I prepare them and you guys try them one by one?"

Zhang Er stupidly interjected: "Is this reliable? What if the antidote is not found and you poison us again?"

Doctor Zhang did not refute.

"This method is a bit dangerous. However, I have one last way to get rid of it once and for all."

With that said, Doctor Zhang took out a shiny knife from the medical box.

"I can help you cut off the poisoned part. Don't worry, I worked in the cleaning room for a period of time when I was young. At that time, I was called "Kuaidao Zhang" and could make more than 30 eunuchs a day."

hiss......

Liu Wuwu and the three of them covered their gears and took a step back.

Liu Wuwen: "Yi Zhang, please don't be joking. I don't have any children yet. It doesn't matter if you cut me with this knife. Aren't you afraid of cutting off my Liu family's heirs?"

Zhang Erluzi even scolded directly:

"Old pervert, keep your knife away from me. If you scare my big baby, be careful and I will beat your brains out."

Seeing the resolute attitude of the three of them, Dr. Zhang had no choice but to put away the scalpel angrily.

"Just don't want to cut it. Now I can only prescribe you some medicine to neutralize the fire and disinfect it. You can only think of the rest by yourself."

Doctor Zhang finished writing the prescription and ordered someone to prepare the medicine, while he packed the medical box and prepared to leave.

After hesitating for a long time, Liu Wuwu stopped the other party awkwardly.

"Well... Doctor Zhang, can I ask you something?"

Doctor Zhang: "Master Liu, please tell me."

Liu Wuyou: "That's it...that...can I have an intimate moment with my wife...that tonight?"

Doctor Zhang took a deep look at Liu Wuwu, his eyes seemed to be cursing.

"Master Liu, I can understand that young people are very passionate. But your thing has turned into a black charcoal stick, and you are still thinking about such things. Isn't it a bit too much?"

Liu Wuwu: "I..."

Liu Wuwu was really suffering and couldn't express it!

It's obvious that I've been holding it in for several years, and the two wives are obviously lying on the bed...

Damn it, Chen Qian'er is so stupid!

Damn it! ! !

Dr. Zhang left.

Not long after he left, Liu Wuwen's miserable singing came from his yard.

"...

I want~

What is the use of this iron rod!

I have~

What about this change?

......"