Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

Hu Sandao wants to face, but Zhang Er is shameless.

In order to prove that the bastard Liu Wuyou was framing him, Zhang Er was so lucky that he farted in public.

puff......

A smell of rotten eggs permeated the crowd.

Facing this wave of stinky farts, Zhang Er was as arrogant as a little rooster.

"Do you smell it? My fart has the purest smell of rotten eggs, which is completely different from the stench just now. At this moment, I am very suspicious of someone who is shouting to catch a thief. It is obvious that he farts, but he framed an innocent person like me .”

These words were slapped on his mother's face, could Liu Wuyue endure it?Absolutely intolerable.

Lift your butt.

Goo...

Liu Wuwu also farted.

The taste is also quite awesome, even a little smokey to the eyes.It's awesome, but this smell is different from the stench just now.

Liu Wuwu said nothing, but proved his innocence with practical actions.

In the end, the two of them turned their attention to Tiger Sandow, and seemed to believe that Tiger Sandow was the bad guy who farted secretly just now and didn't dare to admit it.

How could the upright and kind-hearted Hu San Dao bear such a false accusation? He could only hesitate and said:

"How about... I put one in too?"

Liu Wuwen: "Forget it, we are all brothers. This matter has passed, there is no need to take it seriously."

Zhang Er was stunned: "Senior brother is right. It doesn't matter who released it, just treat it as if you were careless."

Ha ha......

These two guys are really old hermaphrodites. They say it doesn't matter, but they believe that Hu San Dao is the culprit.

How could the straight-tempered Hu San Dao endure such grievances?

Isn't that just farting?You two can be shameless, and I can be shameless.

Hu San Dao took a long breath.

Bang...a muffled sound.

A faint yellow mist enveloped the three of them.

This fart... tastes like chives.

Tiger Sand Sword: "Did you smell it? That fart just now was not from me at all!"

Zhang Erluzi and Liu Wuwu looked at each other, and then looked at the maids around them at the same time.

The maids collectively covered their noses and looked at Liu Wuwu and the others with disgust.

Zhang Er was stunned: "..."

Liu Wuwu: "..."

After a long silence, Liu Wuwu finally spoke.

"You idiot, do we look like idiots?"

Zhang Er nodded helplessly.

"It does look like it. The murderer didn't find out and didn't tell anyone. He even sniffed three farts for no reason."

......

The Liu family's banquet was very sumptuous and boring.

The ingredients are rich, including shark's fin, abalone, bear's paw, humpback... a hundred delicacies are served in a row, and the food continues without stopping.

The boring people are mainly Zhang Erluzi and Hu Sandao.

Just a meal, but surrounded by a bunch of sycophants.

The most outrageous thing is that all these flatterers surround Liu Wuwu, leaving no flattery for him.

"I wish Mr. Liu all the best and prosperity every year."

"Longevity without borders, scenery thousands of miles away."

This is a relatively common form of flattery.

"I wish Mr. Liu that his dreams will shine brightly, he will grow wildly, and he will never hesitate."

"Xi Jun has wings, transforming Beiming fish!"

This is the flattery of a poor gentleman with some literary talents.

Of course, there is no shortage of second-guessing girls anywhere.

such as:

"Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to Mr. Liu!"

It's been two months since the Mid-Autumn Festival.

"I wish Mr. Liu a long life!"

Liu Wuwu is now in the golden elixir stage, and his normal life span can be at least five hundred years old. This is no different from cursing Liu Wuwu to die young.

"I wish the three of you a long life together and a happy family full of children and grandchildren!"

But the only people sitting on the table were Liu Wuwu, Zhang Erlunzi and Hu Sandao.

This time, Liu Wuyuan finally couldn't bear it anymore. He kicked the opponent over with a big foot and cursed:

"Someone, get this bastard out of here. Grandma, if you don't know how to speak, just stop talking. Really, I was in a good mood today, and I didn't want to beat anyone up, but you had to force me to do it."

With Liu Wuwu's roar, the originally cheerful banquet immediately fell silent.Everyone quickly put down their bowls and chopsticks, stood up and apologized to Liu Wuwu.

"Please forgive me, Mr. Liu. I deserve death."

Liu Wuwu rolled his eyes.

I've heard a lot of flattery today, and I'm almost numb to it.Seeing everyone's trembling looks, Liu Wuwu sighed softly.

"Forget it, everyone, please sit down. Keep singing and dancing. Come on, drink!"

Liu Wuwu toasted everyone with a glass of wine, and everyone felt relieved and returned the gift one after another.

The banquet lasted until evening. Everyone, including Liu Wuwu, drank a little too much, and a group of people piled up everywhere.

Seeing this, Liu Qingqing quickly ordered the maid to bring everyone a bowl of hot white porridge, which would sober up the drunkenness and nourish the stomach.

Drowsily, Liu Wuwu smelled the fishy smell again.

A bowl of white porridge also appeared in front of Liu Wuyou. Looking down his arm, he saw a girl who looked very unfamiliar.

Liu Wuwu looked at the girl and suddenly said:

"Is it possible that after drinking this bowl of porridge, our grudges will be settled? Chen, Qian, Er!"

As soon as the three words "Chen Qian'er" came out, Liu Qingqing's face changed drastically and she quickly shouted:

"There are assassins!!!"

In an instant, dozens of figures appeared around the Liu family's banquet. All of these people were dressed in black and their faces could not be seen clearly, and none of them had cultivation levels lower than the Nascent Soul stage.

Chen Qian'er had no intention of leaving the Liu Mansion alive. Faced with such a situation, instead of being nervous, she unleashed her mid-stage Jindan cultivation, took out a dagger with blue light, and stabbed Liu Wuwu fiercely.

Liu Wuyou didn't make a move because Hu San Dao moved.

What a tiger three swords.

She overturned the table with both hands, and then with a flying kick, Chen Qian'er and the dining table were kicked ten feet away.

It may be difficult for ordinary people to defeat monks of the same level, but for people like Liu Wuyue, defeating monks of the same level is even easier than eating and drinking.

The moment Chen Qian'er landed, a dozen weapons had surrounded her.

Chen Qian'er looked at Liu Wuwu with crazy eyes: "Why, why! I have been preparing for this day for three years, and now I have failed?"

Liu Wuwu: "You shout softly, I almost forgot my words when you yelled at me."

"Same for you, mother-in-law. I've been called a holy mother for several years because I didn't go to settle the score with you. If I don't kill you, you should be burning incense. Why do you have to seek death?"

Chen Qian'er glared at Liu Wuwu and tore the human skin mask off her face.

Seeing Chen Qian'er's true appearance, the people around were shocked.

"Fuck, it's so disgusting."

"Oh my God, is this still a person?"

"No, I'm going to throw up."

......

Under the mask, Chen Qian'er's entire face seemed to have been torn off.There were no eyelids, no lips, and earthworm-like scars covered the entire head.

The most uncomfortable thing is her two eyes, most of which are bulging out, like a weird alien.

Chen Qianer pointed at her face and roared:

"Liu Wuwu, do you know why I turned into such a ghost?"

Liu Wuwu thought for a long time and suddenly realized:

"Plastic surgery failed?"

Chen Qian'er: "I..."

Liu Wuyuan is also really awesome. One sentence made Chen Qian'er's brain go crazy, and she completely forgot what she wanted to say.