Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

Zi Yueqing said to Huangfu An'an: "Girl, come down and I will take you back. Don't worry, I will never let a pervert like Liu Wuwu touch a hair of yours."

Huangfu An'an: "I've been drugged and can't move. Can sister help me?"

Zi Yueqing was furious: "Liu Wuwu! You actually drugged me!!?"

Liu Wuwu: "Forget it, just destroy it. You can think whatever you want."

......

Zi Yueqing took Huangfu An'an away, and Liu Wuwu was also happy to be at ease.

Compared to Huangfu An'an, Liu Wuwu was obviously more concerned about Hu San Dao.

Two or three doctors were busy, and Liu Wuwu couldn't get involved.I could only step aside and chat with Zhang Er.

Liu Wuwu: "What happened to San Dao?"

Zhang Er was stunned: "Who knows? But this matter is most likely related to Master Miaoyu."

Liu Wuwu: "No way? It only takes two or three hours. Can it become like this?"

Zhang Er stupefied and laughed.

"There is a saying in my hometown. Thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger. A woman at fifty can absorb dirt while sitting on the ground. Miaoyu, an old witch, can be called the king among witches. It makes sense that she has this ability."

Liu Wuwu clicked his tongue and marveled at how big the world was.

......

The doctor spent the night rescuing him and finally rescued the tiger's three swords from his wife's hands.

Hu Sandao, who had just recovered from a serious illness, couldn't even lift his hands, so he had to be served by Zhang Er to drink porridge.

Liu Wuwu was also a gossip. As soon as Hu San Dao woke up, he couldn't wait to ask about the situation of last night's battle.

Mentioning this matter, Tiger Sandao, a mountain-like man, had tears in his eyes and his expression was extremely painful.

"Eighteen times, a total of eighteen times! That old witch is not a human being, she is simply an animal. I clearly said no, no more. She had to ask for it over and over again. In the end, if I hadn't forced her to die, she would have died on the bed. No. Wuwu..."

Eighteen times...

Liu Wuwu and Zhang Er stared at each other, and both saw the word fear in each other's eyes.The two of them made up their minds to stay away from Master Miaoyu in the future.

Huangfu An'an was picked up by the Huangfu family early in the morning.In order to repay Liu Wuwu, the other party left Liu Wuwu a silver token from the Huangfu family.

This thing is equivalent to VIP status, and you can get a [-]% discount on anything you buy at Huangfu's house.It's really a good thing.

Time flies by.

On this day, Master Miaoyu led everyone to prepare to return to Dongda Road.

According to the original plan, Master Miaoyu led everyone to take the teleportation array of Tai Chi Gate directly back to Langlang Mountain in the Eastern Continent.

Unexpectedly, the teleportation array of Tai Chi Sect was broken.

It happened that at this time, someone invited Master Miaoyu to attend a gathering of high-level monks called "Shang Dan".

Master Miaoyu couldn't shirk away, so he could only let Liu Wuwu lead everyone to Luofeng City, another city with a large teleportation array thousands of miles away.

A mere thousand miles away, it only takes two or three days to travel.Master Miaoyu, including Liu Wuwu and others, didn't think there was any problem.

So everyone set off happily.

Liu Wuwu was riding the little donkey while asking how it was doing recently.

Liu Wuwu: "Little donkey, where is the female donkey you bought? Why haven't you seen her recently?"

Little Donkey (Zi Yueqing helped translate): "It's divided."

Liu Wuwu: "Why did we break up? I remember that you two got along very well, didn't you?"

Little Donkey: "What a fart. At first, she lived in a public donkey shed without a roof, and ate the hay left over from other donkeys. After she followed me, she lived in an independent courtyard with a garden, and ate Three taels of silver per pound of southern polished rice.”

"She can do whatever she wants with food, clothing, housing and transportation. But when life gets better, her temper gets worse."

“I feel that my job is average and there is no room for advancement.

I dislike that I don't understand romance and can't make her happy.

She dislikes the fact that I go out every day and have no time to spend with her.

She dislikes the fact that I don’t earn as much as the person next door, so I can’t give her a sense of security...

Donkey day, the mother living next door is the elder who is in charge of the accounts of the Tai Chi Sect.She really didn't treat me like a donkey, did she? "

After the translation, Zi Yueqing couldn't help but comfort the little donkey and said: "It's all trivial matters, there's no need to break up, right?"

The little donkey rolled his eyes at Zi Yueqing, it really didn't hurt to stand and talk.I really want to slap this stinky woman.

But since he still wanted to use her as a translator, Xiaolu decided to endure it.

The little donkey spat hard on the ground, and then continued to Liu Wuwu:

"If she had only done this, I would have tolerated it. The most disgusting thing is that she also flirted with the breeding donkey in the west of the city. She often praised him for his humor in front of me and asked me to learn from him."

"Haha, imitate him? imitate him and imitate him eighteen times a day, or imitate him and go around flirting with little female donkeys? I am also a fucking stupid donkey, how could I fall in love with such a stupid female donkey?"

Liu Wuwu comforted him: "Maybe it's just a flirtation and nothing else?"

Little Donkey: "Shit! A few days ago, I saw this adulterer and adulteress staying in a ruined temple for a full hour. When she came out, her four legs were shaking. It's so fucking disgusting, disgusting to death. Got it!"

Such a big melon made Zhang Er couldn't help but interrupt and asked: "What happened next? How did you deal with these beasts?"

The little donkey smiled coldly.

"Haha... I kicked her out of the house and sold her back to the donkey farm at the time. Then I paid a veterinarian to gelding the breeding donkey in front of her. That bitch admitted her mistake to me. , my head was smashed. I didn’t bother him, and left without looking back.”

Zi Yueqing was stunned when he heard this, and looked at Liu Wuwu with some horror.

"I remember that donkey farm..."

"do not talk."

Liu Wuwu quickly interrupted Zi Yueqing's words, preventing her from continuing.

Little Donkey still doesn't know that the donkeys in that donkey farm are all meat donkeys. If he knew that his ex-girlfriend was eaten...this would be too cruel.

But who knows, there is always the sixth person who doesn't want others to get their wish.Ye Ming took out a piece of dried meat from his storage bag and chewed it.

He deliberately said in a loud voice: "Oh, this meat tastes so delicious. Do you want to try it?"

Ma Hu moved his nose, and his donkey hair suddenly exploded, and he glared at Ye Ming angrily.

"Ye, what kind of meat do you eat?"

Ye Ming glanced at the little donkey, full of disdain: "You're just a beast, how dare you yell at me?"

The little donkey didn't give up and still stared at the meat in Ye Ming's hand.

"Let me ask you, what kind of meat are you eating?"

Ye Ming deliberately tore off a large piece of meat in front of the little donkey and chewed it hard.

"I'm eating donkey meat, what can you do to me?"

"Ye Ming, I'll fuck your uncle!!!"

Who is the little donkey?

Before his debut, he was a stubborn donkey who would not stop grinding until death.

Except for Liu Wuwu, who can make him bow his head, he dares to spit a few times when the King of Heaven comes.

Yes, Ye Ming is awesome, Ye Ming is amazing.

But what does this have to do with the little donkey?

I saw the little donkey charging towards Ye Ming's head.

Ye Ming didn't get used to it and kicked the donkey on the head.

Liu Wuwu didn't tolerate Ye Ming, so he kicked Ye Ming on the head.

Looking at the embarrassed Ye Ming, Liu Wuwu laughed and cursed: "You idiot, do you think I don't exist? If you dare to hit my donkey, be careful I'll knock your head off."