Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

People tend to let themselves go more freely when no one else is around.

Liu Wuwu was born in a rural area in his previous life. In the early [-]s, solar energy was not widely available. Rural boys liked to go to rivers or ponds to take a bath.

There is a small river behind Liu Wuwu's hometown.At that time, less pesticides and fertilizers were used, and the water was crystal clear, and there were often some small fish and shrimps in it.

When I was eight years old, it was a midsummer afternoon.Liu Wuwei, who was suffering from the heat and saw no one around, took off his clothes and lay down in the river to cool off.

Because it was too cool, Liu Wuyue accidentally fell asleep.

When I woke up again, it was almost dark.Reach out and touch it, huh?The clothes are missing.

Liu Wuyue still remembers several people he met when he returned home.

Neighbor Uncle Chen and his two eldest sons were having dinner, Grandma Yin across the street and her family were playing cards, and Bo Xiaoning and her mother at the same table were enjoying the cool air...

The road that day was extremely long, and there were a lot of mosquitoes that day.

Originally Liu Wuwu was running with his lower body covered, but his deskmate and crush Bo Xiaoning recognized Liu Wuwu from a distance and called his name.

Then...Liu Wuwu could only cover his face and run.

Every time he thought of this incident, Liu Wuwu was glad that he had traveled through time and no one would ever know about this embarrassing incident.

A decent person like Liu Wuyuan (what he thinks has nothing to do with the author) would let himself go so freely when no one else is around, let alone a guy with a dark heart like Ye Ming.

Anyway, Ye Ming didn't put on his clothes after dancing. Instead, he entered the seventh floor wearing a pair of big pants.

He was then greeted by a puff of gray dust.Just when Ye Ming was curious about what this thing was, he felt tingling all over his body.

Uncle, it’s actually a mosquito!

Ye Ming hurriedly used spiritual energy to resist.It's a pity that he underestimated the power of these golden elixir stage mosquitoes, and the aura defense was broken through by the mosquito swarm in less than a second.

Ye Ming reacted quickly enough and immediately set up fire walls around him to protect himself, finally containing the mosquito attack.

After being bitten by dozens of mosquitoes, Ye Ming finally defended himself against the first round of attacks, and the rest was easy.With a little bit of effort, these mosquitoes can be wiped out.

After the battle ended, Ye Ming didn't feel anything happened at first.After walking a few steps, my whole body felt hot and hot.

Look in the mirror, my dear.

My whole body was swollen and there were big bumps everywhere.Pustules the size of a baby's fist were spread all over the body.

Not good, poisonous.

Ye Ming quickly sat down cross-legged and tried to use spiritual energy to force the poison out of the body.

He never thought that the poison would be extremely difficult to give birth to. Ye Ming's spiritual energy was already smoking, and the poison was forced out a little bit.

......

Xuanwu Dan stared at Ye Ming in the mirror and asked curiously: "I remember that the Aedes mosquitoes are not that toxic, right?"

Xuanwu Dan looked at Liu Wuwu, hoping he would give an explanation.

Liu Wuwu shrugged.

"Actually, it's nothing. I just let these mosquitoes take a bath in the special venom before setting off. They are all small tricks, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning."

It can be seen that Liu Wuyuan is very proud of what he has done.

Xuanwu Dan, on the other hand, silently stayed away from Liu Wuwu.Just standing with this kind of person will cause your quality to plummet.

Ye Ming's poison takes a lot of time to detoxify, but how could Liu Wuwu, a bastard, give him a chance?

After the mosquitoes were eliminated, a group of stinky rats came.The name is Rat, but it actually has the same ancestor as the skunk.

It's a pity that Ye Ming didn't know these rats, so he simply raised his shield to defend.

Then... he became sad.

What the Stinky Rat is good at is not physical attacks at all but magic attacks.

I saw hundreds of stinky rats turning around collectively, raising their tails and exposing their dark buttocks.

Just when Ye Ming was curious about what these mice wanted to do, all the mice started their own performance in unison.

puff......

This is a mouse with a good stomach.

Phew~puff~puff...

This is a rat that doesn’t have a hard time squeezing.

Puff~puff~prick...

This is a rat with diarrhea and farting.

......

For just a moment, the entire stone room could be said to be completely invisible.

The yellow mist in the sky was so mesmerizing that the smelly farts almost suffocated someone to death.

How smelly are skunk farts?

It is the stinkiest animal in the world, and one fart can knock people out!Its stench exceeds the human body's tolerance limit and can make people shed tears and become blind!

The stinky fart rat is equivalent to a perverted and enhanced version of the skunk. One fart of the golden elixir stage stinky fart rat can melt a three-inch thick steel plate.

That's right, Ye Ming is in the Golden Elixir stage and has a sacred bone that can make him invulnerable to all poisons.

But this thing irritates your eyes!

Tears flowed uncontrollably, and Ye Ming held his head in pain.

"Ah! My eyes!!! Damn Liu Wuwu, I will definitely get the Ascension Fruit and kill you!"

Ye Ming whined and began to launch frantic attacks on all the creatures in the room.

Liu Wuyuan looked at Xuanwu Dan with a confused look on his face: "Senior, do you think this Ye Ming is sick? I am such a good person, why should he scold me? Why!!!"

Xuanwu Dan: "Did you release the mosquitoes?"

Liu Wuwu: "Yes"

"Did you put the stinky rat in there?"

"Yes."

"You did everything, why can't he scold you?"

Liu Wuyue was about to nod when he immediately noticed something fishy.

"No, no, no, no. Ye Ming doesn't know that I put these things. If he wants to scold you, he should scold you. Why should he scold me?"

Xuanwu Dan: "..."

Reason is this principle, and logic is also this logic.But why should he take the blame for the bastard Liu Wuyue?

You two are a child of destiny and a god of bad luck.Why should I bring my ignorance into the fight?

No, I have to let Ye Ming know that it was Liu Wuwu who messed with him.Whoever loves this inexplicable shit basin should take it away.

While Xuanwu Dan was thinking about how to get rid of suspicion, Liu Wuwu started his next plan.

At this time, poor Ye Ming was miserable.

Not to mention the stench.His eyes were swollen as big as his fists, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and there was no good flesh on his body.

Just when Ye Ming thought it was over, a stone stool appeared in front of him.

There is a line of writing on the stool.

"Don't leave your stool for an hour."

At this point, Ye Ming no longer has the right to choose to say no.

After checking around and not noticing anything unusual, Ye Ming carefully sat on the stone bench.

......

Liu Wuwu said to himself: "After two rounds of torture, Ye Ming's mental power should have been almost exhausted. Now we can officially start..."

The moment Ye Ming sat on the stone bench, the scenery in front of him changed drastically.

The surroundings were filled with fog and nothing could be seen clearly.

In the distance, there was faint singing.

......

At midnight, the moon was covered with clouds.

Zhang Junrui was asleep in his bedroom.

Thinking about the luan on the balcony, the luan is playing with the phoenix...

Take a closer look, what a guy!

This is a women's bathhouse.

This time I really sent Monkey King to see the Peach Garden, here we come!