Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

Gray fish intestines, red fish liver, and white fish eyeballs under the gray fish head...

Xuanwudan raised his chopsticks...and put them down again.

When cooking, we pay attention to color, flavor and taste.

And this dish...can't be said to have any lack of connection with these three things. I can only say that it has nothing to do with color, fragrance, and taste.

The color is probably because there was no bleeding, so the whole dish was covered with a layer of gray.The fish offal was spread all over the plate.The two dead fish eyes glared fiercely, as if cursing the fish eaters.

Fragrant, the first smell is the aroma of aniseed.But this closer look is a big deal.The fishy smell, the rotten smell of vinegar, the earthy smell of aniseed...

Taking a deep breath, my stomach felt a little nauseous.

As for the final taste?

It tastes like your uncle. If you give this kind of thing to a dog, he will have to shake his head. Who the hell dares to put it in his mouth?

After hesitating for a long time, Xuanwudan pushed the plate out: "Well...I suddenly feel that I don't like eating fish that much anymore."

A water cockroach that lives on fish actually says he doesn't like eating fish?

This is really Arthur's silence and defense.

Liu Wuwu spent half an hour and painstakingly making a dish.If you say you don't want to eat, then you won't eat?

No, we absolutely cannot let it go like this.

The appearance of this dish may be a bit off, but it may taste very good.

Liu Wuwu comforted himself.

Seeing that Xuanwu Dan refused to move his chopsticks, Liu Wuyuan gritted his teeth and decided to give it a go.

He took a large mouthful of fish with a spoon and put it into his mouth in front of Xuanwu Dan.

Liu Wuwu: "Well, this fish tastes quite good. Don't worry, my cooking skills are impeccable."

Xuanwu Dan: "Why do you look so ugly?"

Liu Wuwu: "This smell reminds me of my dead grandpa."

Xuanwu Dan: "Why are you crying again?"

Liu Wuwu: "Wow...Grandpa, he died so tragically."

Xuanwu Dan: "It's not that I don't believe you, it's just that the presentation of this dish is really not good. How about you try it again?"

Liu Wuwu: "???"

Liu Wuwu wiped his tears, with a painful expression on his face as if he hit the bedside table with his little toe. When he fell down, a bamboo stick was inserted into the gap between his nails, and his balls were slammed against the corner of the table... ...

Let's put it this way, even if Liu Wuwu's biological father Liu Tao died here now, he might not be in such pain.

The problem now is no longer whether the food is delicious, but Liu Wuyang doesn't want to be a fool alone.

Does a person need comfort after becoming an unlucky person?No, what he wants is one more unlucky guy.If there are more unlucky people, they won't look particularly stupid.

In order to use the Xuanwu Dan as his backer, Liu Wuyue was desperate for his life. He picked up the plate and showed off his two big mouthfuls.

After eating the fish, Liu Wuwu's face turned livid, and he banged his head against the wall of the courtyard until he was bleeding.

Liu Wuwu, whose face was covered with blood, brought the fish to Xuanwu Dan: "Senior, can you eat it now?"

Xuanwu Dan pointed at the blood on Liu Wuwu's head: "What are you doing?"

Liu Wuwu: "It's okay, my scalp is itchy."

Xuanwu Dan obviously didn't believe it: "Is it a good idea to bump your itchy scalp?"

Liu Wuwen: "These are all trivial matters. Senior, please eat the fish and don't let it get cold."

"This......"

Xuanwu Dan was still a little hesitant.

Liu Wuwu: "Senior, please eat fish!"

It was hard to resist such hospitality, and Xuanwu Dan could only pick up a piece of fish offal under Liu Wuwu's gaze.

Before eating it, Xuanwu Dan thought that no matter how fishy or smelly it was, it would not be as good as dead fish.I grew up eating dead fish before, so I'm not afraid.

After eating, fuck me!This is too disgusting to eat.

Just one bite, sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, salty, fishy and numb... all kinds of flavors explode directly on the tip of the tongue!

The taste is hard to describe.Some are like sewer sludge with added salt, and some are like sucking dad’s smelly feet that haven’t been washed after a day’s work...

vomit......

Xuanwu Dan, the dignified ruler of heaven, actually vomited it.As soon as he vomited, it started to rain heavily in the Golden Pill Valley.

The rain is getting heavier and heavier, with no intention of stopping.

Liu Wuwu was finally able to vomit. He lay down by the well and vomited all at once into the well mouth.

Xuanwu Dan: "You... vomit... your uncle vomits... that is a well for drinking water... vomit..."

......

During a lunch, the two people who ate had bloodless faces and looked haggard.

Xuanwudan pointed at Liu Wuwu and said angrily: "Boy, you are cruel enough. In order to trick me into eating fish, you actually used such despicable methods."

Liu Wuwen: "If you are not ruthless, you will not stand up. Good things should be shared."

Xuanwu Dan is going to make me angry, it’s such a good thing.The food you cook is not even as good as garbage. The garbage smells a little bit, but it's not poisonous.If I take a bite of your fish, my cultivation will begin to decline.

The more Xuanwu Dan thought about it, the angrier he became. He pointed at Liu Wuwu and said fiercely: "Boy, I will retaliate against you, and I will retaliate against you severely!"

Liu Wuwu: "I..."

Just as Liu Wuyue was about to explain, Xuanwu Dan waved his hand.

The scene changed, and Liu Wuwu instantly arrived in front of a stone gate.

Different from the stone door of Ye Ming and others, Liu Wuwu's door is unusually large.

The other stone gates are only one and a half people tall, with nothing on the surface.

And Liu Wuwu is awesome here.

The door is eight feet high, and there are more than a dozen murals carved with gilt on the surface of the stone door.

Upon closer inspection, these murals tell a story.

The protagonist of the story is a big turtle.

When the big turtle was born, the color of the sky and the earth changed, and the sun and moon lost all light.Three other creatures were born with it.A gray-haired mouse, a bald chicken and an earthworm with horns.

Not long after the big turtle was born, a great change occurred in the world, and countless strange-looking demons crawled out of a particularly dark abyss.

The big turtle led his three younger brothers to fight against these demons for countless thousands of years.Finally, one afternoon when the sun set, they killed all the demons.

The last few paintings depict the happy life of the big turtle after the war. It cut off its tail to make a female turtle.

Two turtles lay two eggs in a volcanic crater.One of the eggs broke its shell, and then the sky and the earth suddenly changed with lightning and thunder.Something particularly scary seemed to come out of the egg.

The mural ends abruptly here, and does not describe the creatures born inside the eggs.

Liu Wuyue is a writer of online novels. How could he read such a clichéd story?

So...he started prying the gold leaf off the door.

Xuanwu Dan did not leave, but quietly observed Liu Wuwu in the void.

Originally, he had a dark mind and wanted to see Liu Wuwu's desperate and helpless expression.

But who knew that Liu Wuwu had not done anything yet, he broke through the defense first.

"Liu Wuwen, are you sick? In the Holy Valley alone, you robbed no less than 1000 million spiritual stones. You could scrape off all the gold foil on the door, less than a tael, and it's not even enough to fill the gap between your teeth. This door is an antique that has been around for countless years, and you really have the guts to do it."

Liu Wuyue did not stop, but continued to talk about the truth.

"As the old saying goes, if you don't accumulate small steps, you won't be able to reach a thousand miles; if you don't accumulate small streams, you won't be able to build a river. Isn't it just money if it is short of money?"

"When I look at you, you have never lived a hard life. I think back then, I was still a hot-blooded young man. Every time I saw the cool-dressed young ladies in the urban villages, I had the urge to help them. However, at that time, I had clean clothes and clothes in my pocket. Like a dog licking.”

"Sigh... If I had only one or two taels of gold in my hands at that time, I would have matured three or four years earlier."