Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

The first thing Lang Zhaotian saw when he woke up was Liu Wuyue's big face.

When he was confused, Liu Wuwu asked viciously: "Tell me, who stripped you naked?"

Only then did Lang Zhaotian realize that his whole body was feeling cold, and there were waves of tingling pain in his waist.

He lowered his head and looked: "Fuck, who the hell is sick? They actually gave me pants made of pine needles. Whose punishment is this? It's too scary."

A little ashamed, Liu Wuwu took out a big red lace thong from the storage bag and threw it to the wolf.

"Put this on first and stop howling."

Lang Zhaotian didn't reach out to pick it up, but stood up and looked directly at Liu Wuwu.

"Shi Ke can't be humiliated! Mr. Liu, if you rob me, forget about it. What's going on if you strip me naked?"

After saying that, Lang Zhaotian tore off the pine branches around his waist.The severe pain made his face distorted and he gasped.

After adapting to the pain, Lang Zhaotian pointed to his butt with some collapse and asked: "Liu, I only want to ask you one thing now. During the time when I fainted, did you do anything to it that would make people angry?" Something about?"

Liu Wuwu: "???"

The rest of the melon-eating crowd: "!!!"

Damn it, this bastard named Liu actually robbed Lang Zhatian.It's also possible that you did something to him that went beyond friendship!

This melon is a bit big and a bit yellow!

Liu Wuyou was so fucking stupid.

I thought that after Lang Zhaotian woke up, he would return his innocence.But now not only is Liu Wuwu's innocence gone, Lang Zhatian even suspects that his innocence has been taken away by Liu Wuwu.

At this moment, everyone looked at Liu Wuwen in a wrong way.

Everyone complained silently in their hearts.

Zhang Er was stunned: This bastard named Liu actually likes men?No, I have to make iron pants when I get back, just in case.

Hu San Dao: Hey, why did you get on Liu Wuwu's pirate ship?I think Hu San Dao is also a famous young talent in the North.Look at now, following Liu Wuwuwu's butt every day to rob.Forget about robbing, now he is robbing people.

Sigh... Nine times out of ten things will go wrong in life, and I'm afraid my reputation won't get better in the future.

Zi Yueqing: Two male protagonists... I have read this novel.For such an exciting thing, I must not let go of any details.

Zhuge Shaoming: Liu Engong actually likes men.But...but I like women, what should I do?

Liu Wuyue's head was a little confused at the moment.

This matter must be explained clearly today, otherwise his reputation will be ruined in the hands of this surnamed Wolf for the rest of his life.

"Lang Zhangtian, you said I robbed you. Do you have any evidence?"

Lang Zhangtian spread his hands: "I'm like this now, is it necessary to lie?"

Liu Wuwu frowned and continued to ask, "When and where did I rob you?"

Lang Zhatian: "When I peed this morning, you kicked me away. Grandma, you tickled my face..."

Liu Wuwen: "Wait a minute, that's not right. I've been staying with everyone in the morning and I didn't have time to rob you. Are you sure it's me who robbed you?"

When Liu Wuwu said this, Lang Zhaotian also hesitated: "The other person was wearing a mask and claimed to be Liu Wuwu..."

Liu Wuwu clapped his hands.

"Isn't this right? Someone pretended to be me and robbed you."

The matter has been explained clearly, but who pretended to be Liu Wuwu and robbed him?

Liu Wuwu thought for less than a second and immediately thought of who it was.

"Ye Ming, the bastard, dares to destroy my reputation outside! Grandson, don't let me catch him. I have to cut his head out this time."

The scolding alone wasn't enough, so Liu Wuwu took out his little curse book No. 20 and wrote on it: On November [-]th, I curse Ye Ming for farting on his heels, for having sand in his rice, and for eating vegetables with Half a worm...

After writing a short curse essay of more than 1000 words, Liu Wuwu was mostly relieved.

The private matters are settled, and now it’s the turn of the business affairs.

Liu Wuwu came to Lang Zhangtian and patted his shoulder kindly.

"Little brother, let me discuss something with you."

Lang Zhatian nodded blankly.

Liu Wuwu took out a machete from his waist and put it on Lang Zhatian's neck.

"Robbery, hand over all the valuables on you."

Langzhaotian: "???"

The wolf is going crazy.

If you don't play like this, doesn't this guy named Liu want to prove his innocence?Why did he turn around and become a robber again?

This world is so crazy that people can’t understand it at all.

Lang Zha Tianren was numb, and he spread his hands directly: "Liu, do you think there is anything else hidden on my body?"

Liu Wuwu circled around Lang Zhatian, his brows furrowed like willow bark.

It was clear at a glance that there was nothing.

Zhang Erzi leaned close to Liu Wuwu's ear and came up with an idea: "I heard someone said that Ku Ding in the bank can hide 100 taels of silver with his butt. How about I go search for it?"

Lang Zhangtian pretended not to hear, but silently covered his buttocks with his hands.

Liu Wuwu rolled his eyes at Zhang Er.

"You are too wicked. Besides, you can only hide a dozen spirit stones in your butt. Who am I? Liu Wuwu, the richest man in Dugu City! I don't even bother to pick up a dozen spirit stones if you throw them on the ground."

Zhang Er was unwilling to give in: "What if there is a spiritual grass and spiritual elixir hidden inside?"

Liu Wuwu glared at Zhang Er speechlessly: "You're a nice guy, but you've lost your mind. Will you put the thing from your entrance into your butt?"

Zhang Er was a little helpless: "If this doesn't work, that won't work either, so what do you think we should do?"

Liu Wuwu frowned and came to Lang Zhatian again: "How about we discuss it again?"

Lang Zhangtian looked unhappy: "Do I have room for negotiation?"

Liu Wuwu: "I won't rob anymore."

Before Wolf Zha Tian could breathe a sigh of relief.

Liu Wuwen continued: "...change it to kidnapping. How much money can your family spend to ransom you?"

Wolf Zha Tian was about to cry.

"Brother, do you still have any professional ethics? You just rob well, why did you start kidnapping again? As the old saying goes, if you are the best in 360 professions, you have to love the profession you work in. You change professions at will, How can we make our business bigger and stronger?”

Uh......

What Lang Zhangtian said made sense, and for a moment he had no words to refute.

Liu Wuwu hesitated for a long time, and then explained to Lang Zhaotian in a low voice with some embarrassment: "Brother, have you seen those melon-eating people in the back? They are all my younger brothers."

Lang Zhatian: "Are you showing off?"

Liu Wuyou: "No, I mean that as the eldest brother, I want to save face. It's so hard to rob someone, but it would be embarrassing if I couldn't get any spiritual stones."

Lang Zhatian: "Then what do you mean..."

Liu Wuwen: "Otherwise, you ask your friend to bring you one hundred thousand spirit stones to redeem you. This way I can save my face and have a reason to let you go."

Lang Zhatian: "One hundred thousand spirit stones... OK, I'll do as you say."

Is one hundred thousand spirit stones a lot?Of course there are many.

But for these geniuses from the Golden Core Valley, a hundred thousand spirit stones are really nothing.

Lang Zhatian is a direct descendant of the Lang family in the Northern Continent, and his monthly pocket money alone is [-] to [-] spirit stones.These [-] spirit stones are indeed not much to him.

After thinking for a moment, Lang Zhaotian used Liu Wuwu's transmission talisman to contact Long Aotian.

Lang Zhatian: "Brother Long..."

As soon as Lang Zhatian opened his mouth, a very irritable curse came from the other side: "Er Gouzi, where the hell did you die? I asked you to hunt, and you disappeared for a whole fucking day. I'm hungry, and it's all him You're going to fucking starve to death. You show up right in front of my fucking eyes right now, otherwise I'm gonna slap you in the face..."

Snapped!

Liu Wuwu helped Lang Zhatian hang up the teleportation talisman.

Liu Wuwu glanced at the confused Lang Zhaotian and asked doubtfully: "Is Long Aotian a mama's boy? The rate of talking about motherhood is too high."