Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!
Chapter 120 Diarrhea
The person who was kicked was named Lang Zhaotian and was Long Aotian's number one henchman.
Hearing that Liu Wuwu was on the other side, Lang Zhaotian breathed a sigh of relief.
Lang Zhaotian had seen Ye Ming's Bliss Blade, and had seen the world-destroying battle between Zhang Erluzi and Zi Yueqing.
Lang Zhaotian is the most powerful genius of the Lang family in the northern continent, and he also has his own pride.
But there is a difference between genius and monster.You may feel ashamed if you can't beat the genius, but it's human nature if you can't beat the monster.
Lang Zhangtian admitted that he could not defeat Ye Ming and others, but this did not include Liu Wuwu.
Although Liu Wuwu is the leader of the Eastern Continent, many people speculate that Liu Wuwu is just a useless idiot like Long Aotian.
The reasons they gave were also simple.
First, Liu Wuwu never took action.
Although this reason sounds unreliable, considering Zhuge Shaoming's public humiliation of Liu Wuwu, he did not dare to face it head-on.Liu Wuwu's martial arts value is definitely lower than Zhuge Shaoming's.
Second, Liu Wuwu acted too obscenely.
As the old saying goes, strength can defeat all conspiracies.In the same way, if you are not strong enough, you can use conspiracy.
Liu Wuwu looks wretched and does not look like a strong man at first glance.
Third, there are already three monster-level strong men in the Eastern Continent, so there won’t be another pervert who is stronger than them, right?
To sum up, Liu Wuwu is probably just a idiot who became the leader of the Eastern Continent due to his family background.
Naturally, Lang Zhatian is not afraid of idiots.
Liu Wuwen, this idiot, actually dares to conduct a sneak attack?
It is unbearable!Lang Zhaotian lifted up his wet pants and walked straight to "Liu Wuwu".
Raising his hand is a big mouth.
"You idiot Liu Wuwu. If you dare to sneak attack me, do you want to die?"
This slap stunned Ye Ming.
He never expected that the first slap he received in his life would be for Liu Wuwu.
That's right, Ye Ming has never been slapped in the face by others.
Because this had never happened before, he never thought of getting defensive.
Then...Ye Ming became angry.
If you want to fight, go and fight Liu Wuwu. What's going on if you hit me?
Ye Ming was very angry, and the consequences were serious.
First, they slapped Lang Zhatian unconscious, then snatched his storage bag, weapons, jacket, trousers and underwear... Finally, he tied the naked Lang Zhatian to a tall pine tree.
Despite being so ruined, Lang Zhaotian was still lucky.Fortunately, Ye Ming wanted to trick Liu Wuwu, otherwise Langzhao would have died at least three times today just from the slap he just received.
......
Not long after Ye Ming left, Liu Wuwu appeared here with his teammates.
Under the leadership of Liu Wuwu, this group of geniuses successfully transformed into the street runners of Jindan Valley.
I only think about three things every day.
What to eat in the morning, what to eat at lunch, and what to eat in the evening.
Zhang Erlunzi, Zi Yueqing and Hu Sandao chose to lie down completely after getting Ye Ming's treasure.
Everyone came to participate in the Tianjiao Competition to compete for cultivation resources. Now that the resources have been obtained, why bother working hard?
Zhuge Shaoming is now a loyal believer of Liu Wuwu, and whatever Liu Wuwu says is right.Even if Liu Wuwu farts, he will always praise Liu Engong for his good intestines.
The problem is that Liu Engong's intestines and stomach were a little too good today, and he farted more than ten times during just one lunch.
Fortunately, everyone was well-informed, otherwise they might have misunderstood that there was some strange musical instrument hidden on Liu Wuyue's body.
When Liu Wuyue farts at No. 20, Zhang Er finally couldn't help but said: "Brother, why don't you go and solve it? If this continues, we won't be able to eat. The problem is that Zhuge Shenzi can't find anyone to praise him. Your words."
Having said this, Zhang Er looked at Zhuge Shaoming with admiration.
"Zhuge Shenzi, you are also a talent. You can use more than 100 complimentary adjectives out of twenty or so. You are not a swordsman here. You might as well change your profession and become a Chinese teacher."
Zhuge Shaoming regards Liu Wuwu as a god, but he doesn't have a good look towards others.
In an instant, he took out a sword from his crotch and pointed it at Zhang Er, "If you don't accept the challenge, challenge him to a duel!"
Zhang Er was stunned: "I'm sorry, I was wrong."
It's not that Zhang Er is a coward, but who is not afraid of the sword pulled out of his crotch?
And this Zhuge Shaoming is a little strange.
The day before yesterday, when this guy had diarrhea, he exerted a little force, and the flowers, plants and trees within a radius of dozens of feet were cut off at the waist. The cross-section was as smooth as a mirror.
Yesterday, Zhuge Shaoming went to chase a hare.The moment he exerted his strength, the weeds under his feet shattered into powder.
For this, Hu San Dao was envious.It is said that Zhuge Shaoming has reached the threshold, and if he takes another step forward, his swordsmanship will be unrivaled in the world.
Of course, Zhang Er didn't really believe Hu San Dao's lies.You are still invincible. No matter how powerful you are, can you defeat these two perverts, Ye Ming and Liu Wuwu?
However, Zhang Er had to admit that Zhuge Shaoming was indeed getting stronger at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Before entering the valley, Zhang Er was [-]% sure of defeating Zhuge Shaoming, but now he was only [-]% sure.But don't underestimate this [-]%. This mere [-]% is enough to prove that Zhuge Shaoming has become the top genius of this generation.
Could it be that Yingxi can improve his strength?
Zhang Er was stunned and fell into deep doubts.
In Liu Wuwu's eyes, Zhuge Shaoming was a completely different existence.
Zhuge Shaoming is a guy with a somewhat abnormal mind.He often stared at Liu Wuwu with a pair of adoring eyes.
Liu Wuwu was quite useful at first. After living in another world for so many years, he was able to find a fan without rashly traveling through time.
But when Zhuge Shaoming peeked at Liu Wuwu in the shower, pooped and peed with such adoring eyes, things became a little scary.
puff......
Just when Liu Wuwu was thinking about how to avoid Zhuge Shaoming, he couldn't help but sigh again.
Liu Wuyue couldn't bear it anymore and quickly bid farewell to everyone and prepared to solve the problem.He also warned Zhuge Shaoming righteously not to follow him.
Liu Wuyou secretly regretted it while holding his stomach. This was the result of greed.
Yesterday, Liu Wuwu discovered a mushroom that looked particularly like a matsutake mushroom in the woods.There is only one mushroom, which is not enough.
So Liu Wuwu, who was greedy, secretly cooked a bowl and a half of soup using the mushrooms.He drank a bowl and left the remaining half for Zi Yueqing.
Speaking of Zi Yueqing, Liu Wuwu realized that he hadn't seen this senior sister since breakfast. Could it be that she also had a stomachache?
While thinking, Liu Wuwu found a big pine tree.Seeing no one around, Liu Wuwu dug a hole under the tree.
After taking off his pants, Liu Wuwu added a formation to hide his body.
This operation is common in the wild.After all, monks have spiritual consciousness. If the enemy finds you poking your butt out and defecating, they will come to kill you with a knife.Should you lift your pants first or save your life first?
Soon, Liu Wuwu filled a hole.So he moved his butt and walked around the big pine tree, trying to dig another hole.
As soon as he arrived opposite the pine tree, a pair of big eyes that suddenly appeared almost frightened Liu Wuwu into sitting on the ground.
The person squatting on the back of the tree is Zi Yueqing, and she is also... Ahem, I can only say that Zi Yueqing's butt is really white.
Hearing that Liu Wuwu was on the other side, Lang Zhaotian breathed a sigh of relief.
Lang Zhaotian had seen Ye Ming's Bliss Blade, and had seen the world-destroying battle between Zhang Erluzi and Zi Yueqing.
Lang Zhaotian is the most powerful genius of the Lang family in the northern continent, and he also has his own pride.
But there is a difference between genius and monster.You may feel ashamed if you can't beat the genius, but it's human nature if you can't beat the monster.
Lang Zhangtian admitted that he could not defeat Ye Ming and others, but this did not include Liu Wuwu.
Although Liu Wuwu is the leader of the Eastern Continent, many people speculate that Liu Wuwu is just a useless idiot like Long Aotian.
The reasons they gave were also simple.
First, Liu Wuwu never took action.
Although this reason sounds unreliable, considering Zhuge Shaoming's public humiliation of Liu Wuwu, he did not dare to face it head-on.Liu Wuwu's martial arts value is definitely lower than Zhuge Shaoming's.
Second, Liu Wuwu acted too obscenely.
As the old saying goes, strength can defeat all conspiracies.In the same way, if you are not strong enough, you can use conspiracy.
Liu Wuwu looks wretched and does not look like a strong man at first glance.
Third, there are already three monster-level strong men in the Eastern Continent, so there won’t be another pervert who is stronger than them, right?
To sum up, Liu Wuwu is probably just a idiot who became the leader of the Eastern Continent due to his family background.
Naturally, Lang Zhatian is not afraid of idiots.
Liu Wuwen, this idiot, actually dares to conduct a sneak attack?
It is unbearable!Lang Zhaotian lifted up his wet pants and walked straight to "Liu Wuwu".
Raising his hand is a big mouth.
"You idiot Liu Wuwu. If you dare to sneak attack me, do you want to die?"
This slap stunned Ye Ming.
He never expected that the first slap he received in his life would be for Liu Wuwu.
That's right, Ye Ming has never been slapped in the face by others.
Because this had never happened before, he never thought of getting defensive.
Then...Ye Ming became angry.
If you want to fight, go and fight Liu Wuwu. What's going on if you hit me?
Ye Ming was very angry, and the consequences were serious.
First, they slapped Lang Zhatian unconscious, then snatched his storage bag, weapons, jacket, trousers and underwear... Finally, he tied the naked Lang Zhatian to a tall pine tree.
Despite being so ruined, Lang Zhaotian was still lucky.Fortunately, Ye Ming wanted to trick Liu Wuwu, otherwise Langzhao would have died at least three times today just from the slap he just received.
......
Not long after Ye Ming left, Liu Wuwu appeared here with his teammates.
Under the leadership of Liu Wuwu, this group of geniuses successfully transformed into the street runners of Jindan Valley.
I only think about three things every day.
What to eat in the morning, what to eat at lunch, and what to eat in the evening.
Zhang Erlunzi, Zi Yueqing and Hu Sandao chose to lie down completely after getting Ye Ming's treasure.
Everyone came to participate in the Tianjiao Competition to compete for cultivation resources. Now that the resources have been obtained, why bother working hard?
Zhuge Shaoming is now a loyal believer of Liu Wuwu, and whatever Liu Wuwu says is right.Even if Liu Wuwu farts, he will always praise Liu Engong for his good intestines.
The problem is that Liu Engong's intestines and stomach were a little too good today, and he farted more than ten times during just one lunch.
Fortunately, everyone was well-informed, otherwise they might have misunderstood that there was some strange musical instrument hidden on Liu Wuyue's body.
When Liu Wuyue farts at No. 20, Zhang Er finally couldn't help but said: "Brother, why don't you go and solve it? If this continues, we won't be able to eat. The problem is that Zhuge Shenzi can't find anyone to praise him. Your words."
Having said this, Zhang Er looked at Zhuge Shaoming with admiration.
"Zhuge Shenzi, you are also a talent. You can use more than 100 complimentary adjectives out of twenty or so. You are not a swordsman here. You might as well change your profession and become a Chinese teacher."
Zhuge Shaoming regards Liu Wuwu as a god, but he doesn't have a good look towards others.
In an instant, he took out a sword from his crotch and pointed it at Zhang Er, "If you don't accept the challenge, challenge him to a duel!"
Zhang Er was stunned: "I'm sorry, I was wrong."
It's not that Zhang Er is a coward, but who is not afraid of the sword pulled out of his crotch?
And this Zhuge Shaoming is a little strange.
The day before yesterday, when this guy had diarrhea, he exerted a little force, and the flowers, plants and trees within a radius of dozens of feet were cut off at the waist. The cross-section was as smooth as a mirror.
Yesterday, Zhuge Shaoming went to chase a hare.The moment he exerted his strength, the weeds under his feet shattered into powder.
For this, Hu San Dao was envious.It is said that Zhuge Shaoming has reached the threshold, and if he takes another step forward, his swordsmanship will be unrivaled in the world.
Of course, Zhang Er didn't really believe Hu San Dao's lies.You are still invincible. No matter how powerful you are, can you defeat these two perverts, Ye Ming and Liu Wuwu?
However, Zhang Er had to admit that Zhuge Shaoming was indeed getting stronger at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Before entering the valley, Zhang Er was [-]% sure of defeating Zhuge Shaoming, but now he was only [-]% sure.But don't underestimate this [-]%. This mere [-]% is enough to prove that Zhuge Shaoming has become the top genius of this generation.
Could it be that Yingxi can improve his strength?
Zhang Er was stunned and fell into deep doubts.
In Liu Wuwu's eyes, Zhuge Shaoming was a completely different existence.
Zhuge Shaoming is a guy with a somewhat abnormal mind.He often stared at Liu Wuwu with a pair of adoring eyes.
Liu Wuwu was quite useful at first. After living in another world for so many years, he was able to find a fan without rashly traveling through time.
But when Zhuge Shaoming peeked at Liu Wuwu in the shower, pooped and peed with such adoring eyes, things became a little scary.
puff......
Just when Liu Wuwu was thinking about how to avoid Zhuge Shaoming, he couldn't help but sigh again.
Liu Wuyue couldn't bear it anymore and quickly bid farewell to everyone and prepared to solve the problem.He also warned Zhuge Shaoming righteously not to follow him.
Liu Wuyou secretly regretted it while holding his stomach. This was the result of greed.
Yesterday, Liu Wuwu discovered a mushroom that looked particularly like a matsutake mushroom in the woods.There is only one mushroom, which is not enough.
So Liu Wuwu, who was greedy, secretly cooked a bowl and a half of soup using the mushrooms.He drank a bowl and left the remaining half for Zi Yueqing.
Speaking of Zi Yueqing, Liu Wuwu realized that he hadn't seen this senior sister since breakfast. Could it be that she also had a stomachache?
While thinking, Liu Wuwu found a big pine tree.Seeing no one around, Liu Wuwu dug a hole under the tree.
After taking off his pants, Liu Wuwu added a formation to hide his body.
This operation is common in the wild.After all, monks have spiritual consciousness. If the enemy finds you poking your butt out and defecating, they will come to kill you with a knife.Should you lift your pants first or save your life first?
Soon, Liu Wuwu filled a hole.So he moved his butt and walked around the big pine tree, trying to dig another hole.
As soon as he arrived opposite the pine tree, a pair of big eyes that suddenly appeared almost frightened Liu Wuwu into sitting on the ground.
The person squatting on the back of the tree is Zi Yueqing, and she is also... Ahem, I can only say that Zi Yueqing's butt is really white.
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