Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

"Brother, do you have any plans?"

Early the next morning, the three members of the Liu family team sat at the door of the iron house and drank porridge together.

Liu Wuyou was beaten badly yesterday, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.In order to ease the embarrassment, Hu Sandao had nothing to say.

Liu Wuwu: "Go to Zhang Erlunzzi first. All the things I brought are at his place."

Husandao looked at the endless forest around him and frowned: "I'm afraid it won't be easy to find."

Liu Wuwu: "It's okay. Zhang Erlu has a locator on him. Let's just go there."

After breakfast, the three of them officially set off.

This silly girl Zi Yueqing actually wanted to fly over, but was pulled down by Liu Wuyue.

"Senior sister, you can't fly. There are many monsters here, and you can easily become a target if you fly so high."

Zi Yueqing's face turned red: "What should we do? Let's walk over?"

Liu Wuwen: "How about I drive you there."

As soon as he said this, Husandao was so frightened that he almost threw the knife out of his arms.

"Liu Wuwu! You can kill me, but you can't let me ride in your car."

Poor Husandao was obviously in a shadow even when he was sitting in the car.

If you don't want to ride in a car, you can only catch a mount.

This place was originally the territory of the red-eyed demon wolf, but unfortunately they were almost killed by Liu Wuwu and Zi Yueqing.

The only thing left that is suitable as a mount is the wild boar.

Catching wild boar is very simple, you can do it with dozens of big bags and a pot of noodles.

Riding a wild boar is more uncomfortable.The hair on this thing is hard and pricks the buttocks.What's even more disgusting is that this thing runs like a little donkey and likes to jump up and down.

During the journey of more than thirty miles, Liu Wuwu got a hair prick on his butt.

When they arrived at the destination, everyone walked with straight figures, and Liu Wuwu even walked while squatting on a horse.

Liu Wuyue tried to pull out the hair on his butt, but the hair was too deep and hidden so he could only ask Zi Yueqing for help: "Senior sister, can you step aside? I want to take off my pants."

Zi Yueqing covered her chest with both hands and angrily shouted: "Asshole, what do you want to do?"

Liu Wuwu: "What are you thinking about? I just want Sandao to help me pluck the hair off my butt. It's inconvenient for you to be here."

Zi Yueqing knew that she had misunderstood Liu Wuwu, so she shyly avoided it.

As soon as Zi Yueqing left, Liu Wuwu immediately took off his pants and stuck his butt out.

"Sandao, help me pull out the hair quickly. It's so damn uncomfortable if it's stuck in there."

Husandao looked embarrassed, but he still had to help Liu Wuwu pull out the needle.

Half a quarter of an hour later, all the pig hair on Liu Wuwu's butt was plucked out.

Hu Sandao touched his butt, and he felt very uncomfortable.

"This...that...can you help me pull it out too?"

Naturally, Liu Wuwu would not refuse this small favor.

Hu San Dao's butt was exposed, and Liu Wuyue exclaimed: "Good guy, why did your butt get stabbed so many times? This is really a big project."

After saying that, Liu Wuwu grabbed a handful and pulled it hard.

"hiss......"

Husandao gasped in pain.

Liu Wuwu: "How can a grown man be so afraid of pain? It will be over if you just endure it."

Hu San Dao gritted his teeth: "What a fool, you are picking out my own hair. Brother, please be careful and pick out the wild boar's hair."

Liu Wuwu clicked his tongue and marveled: "You actually have hair on your butt? It's really weird in the world."

After another half-quarter of an hour, Hu San Dao was healed.

Liu Wuwu shouted into the distance: "Senior sister, senior sister, you can come out now."

After shouting for a long time, there was no response.

Liu Wuwu's expression changed. Could something have happened?

Liu Wuwu asked Hu Sandao to keep an eye on the luggage while he went to look for Zi Yueqing alone.

After walking no more than 300 meters in the woods, Liu Wuwu saw a scene he would never forget.

Not far away, Zi Yueqing was squatting next to a small pool with her butt naked, using the reflection in the water to pull out the pig hair needles on her butt.

how to say?So round and white.

Liu Wuwu said to himself, "Oh no!" He immediately covered his eyes and tried to escape.

It's a pity that he underestimated Zi Yueqing's vigilance after all.Zi Yueqing immediately noticed Liu Wuwu's movement.

"Who!"

Liu Wuwen said nothing, covered his head and ran away.Liu Wuwu is also a talented person, running with his eyes covered in the dense virgin forest.

Sure enough, before running a few steps, he hit his head on a tree.

After this delay, Zi Yueqing, who had pulled up her pants, had already caught up.

Seeing that he couldn't run away, Liu Wuwu could only look at Zi Yueqing sincerely.

"Sister, if I said I didn't see anything just now, would you believe it?"

Zi Yueqing's eyes were a little flustered, and her hands kept pulling at the corners of her clothes.

"I didn't do anything. You...what can you see?"

Liu Wuwu breathed a sigh of relief.It would be best for both parties to pretend that this never happened.

It's not that bastard Liu Wuwu doesn't want to take responsibility, but it's just that this matter is really difficult to handle.

These days, except for the weird ones like Chen Qian'er, most women regard chastity as more important than life.

If Liu Wuwu admitted to the peek just now, Zi Yueqing only had two choices.

One is to fight Liu Wuwu.

The second is to marry Liu Wuwu.

Reality is not fiction, monks rarely have a love brain.Even though Zi Yueqing had a crush on Liu Wuwu, she didn't want to decide her life-long affairs so rashly.

Although neither party admits this, it is still a bit awkward when they are alone.

The two returned to the camp and greeted Hu San Dao at the same time: "Junior Brother Hu, good morning!"

Tiger Sand Sword: "???"

Are these two people sick?It's so early at noon.

Liu Wuwu also realized that he had said the wrong thing and quickly changed the subject.Pointing to the deep pool opposite, he said: "Zhang Er is trapped down there, how do we rescue him?"

Husandao shook his head: "I went down to take a look just now when you were not here. There are at least four to five thousand golden elixir-stage monster fish in Grandpa Tianshen's house. The three of us might not be able to fill the teeth of these beasts. "

Liu Wuwu was not angry but happy, and he casually took out a nuclear bomb the size of a human head from his waist.

"Look, isn't it my turn to appear?"

As soon as the nuclear bomb came out, Zi Yueqing's face immediately turned dark.

"Junior brother, don't be impulsive. Of course, your explosion can wipe out the fish school, but what about Zhang Er? Do you want to kill him too?"

Liu Wuwu: "..."

What Zi Yueqing said made sense, but Liu Wuyue couldn't find a reason to refute it.

Knowing that the nuclear bomb could not be dropped, Liu Wuwu looked a little disappointed.

"You can't use nuclear bombs...Okay, then I'll try another method."

After saying that, Liu Wuyue tinkered for a while.

After a while, he produced two huge machines that were incomprehensible.

The machines are placed on both sides of the pool, one in the south and the other in the north. They have two large copper pillars inserted into the water.

Zi Yueqing knew that most of the things Liu Wuwu manufactured were unreliable, so he stepped forward and asked cautiously: "Junior brother, how do you use these two machines?"

Liu Wuwu explained calmly: "These are two ultra-high-power generators. In order to electrocute these golden elixir-stage fish, I plan to increase the power to 1 million watts."

Zi Yueqing stepped back.

Although she didn't understand what Liu Wuwu was talking about, she always felt that these two machines were dangerous.