Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

After breakfast, two people and one donkey came to the market that specializes in buying and selling livestock.

This market is quite big.At a glance, there are countless cattle, sheep, horses, donkeys, pigs, dogs, sheep and ducks.

If there are too many animals, the sanitary conditions will not be good.The air was filled with the smell of sheep, but what was even worse was the various kinds of feces everywhere.

Thick, thin, thin, round, smelly, coquettish...

Ever since entering this place, Zi Yueqing's frown has not relaxed.

Liu Wuwu didn't want to stay in this place any longer, so he urged the little donkey:

"Take your time. You're just choosing a female donkey, not a wife. Hurry up."

(The following dialogues are all translated by Zi Yueqing.)

Little Donkey: "Liu, do you think what you are saying is human? I am just choosing a wife. Otherwise, what do you think I am doing, visiting a brothel?"

Liu Wuwen: "You can get it. How can anyone go to the donkey market to pick a wife? I don't think you should pick a wife. I think those mares just now are good. How about we do something exciting?"

Donkey: "You are really a toad playing with frogs, and you are ugly and playing with flowers. If you marry a female horse, wouldn't the child born be a mule? Besides, I like petite and cute little female donkeys. The female horse is not good, the butt is too big Big, too loose.”

Liu Wuyue suddenly realized: "Boy, why do you, a virgin, have such an experience? Are you secretly studying behind my back?"

The little donkey smiled naively: "When I have nothing to do, I often eavesdrop on the whispers between the servants. I am such a good boy, it is an eye-opener. To put it bluntly, just listening to a few words is enough to go to jail. of."

Liu Wuyou suddenly became interested: "Take me with you when you have time, and I'll treat you to carrots."

......

Xiaolu and Liu Wuwu chatted happily, but for Zi Yueqing, the translator, it was a disaster.

Is there something wrong with this person and the donkey?Although they are obviously not the same species, why can they discuss erotic matters so enthusiastically?

What's even more outrageous is that this man doesn't seem to regard himself as a woman at all. Otherwise, how could he discuss such things in front of her so unscrupulously?

Zi Yueqing felt aggrieved. She was obviously a beautiful woman, okay? Why didn't even a donkey look down on her?

A few people wandered around and came to a merchant that specialized in selling donkeys.

Looking around, there are hundreds of little female donkeys densely packed.

When the little donkey saw it, he was immediately delighted.Isn’t this the real version of heaven and earth?

He lifted up his hooves and swooped in.

The merchant selling donkeys felt his eyes go dark as a huge thing passed by.

Looking back, I saw an extra donkey as fat as a pig in my donkey farm, lowering its head to harass my little donkey.

When the shopkeeper saw this, he was furious. He took out his whip and was about to slap him: "Where did you come from, that fat donkey? Are you looking for death?"

Liu Wuwu, who had sharp eyes and quick hands, quickly stopped him.If he were a step too late, the shopkeeper would probably be kicked to death by a donkey.

"That donkey is mine, and it's helping me choose a donkey."

The boss glanced at Liu Wuwu.

The person in front of him was dressed gorgeously, not like a mortal, and immediately changed into a villain.

"Sir, you are here. If you ask around for a hundred miles, there will be no one who doesn't know the craftsmanship of Wang Sanxiang. You can look around and pick out the donkeys that are fed with good fodder. Which one do you like? , I’ll kill it for you on the spot.”

Liu Wuyou was shocked: "Are you selling donkey meat here?"

Donkey boss: "How refreshing are your words? As a donkey meat seller, can I still raise donkeys for grinding?"

Liu Wuwu and Zi Yueqing looked at each other, both speechless.

At this moment, Ma Hu was still playing happily with the other little female donkeys, completely unaware that what he was playing with were plates of dishes waiting to be served.

Zi Yueqing looked pitifully at the little donkeys in the distance: "Junior Brother Liu, how about we buy all these little donkeys?"

Liu Endless: "It's okay to buy it, but where can I put such a big group of donkeys after I bring them back? If they are released into the mountains, all these domesticated donkeys will be eaten by wild wolves within a day. I can't be allowed to carry a few with me." A hundred donkeys, right? This is too ridiculous."

Zi Yueqing: "..."

There are nine out of ten unsatisfactory things in life.

It’s easy to be born as a donkey, and it was already served to the table before I even understood the meaning of this sentence.

Half an hour later, the little donkey brought back a petite female donkey with a happy face.

The little donkey said to the donkey boss: "Oooo, ooo, ooooo? (How much money do I need to redeem this little female donkey?)"

After Zi Yueqing explained, Liu Wuyue took the initiative to pay for Xiaolu.

The little donkey was also a sensible person and thanked Liu Wuwu repeatedly.

Liu Wuyue let out a long sigh and said to Zi Yueqing: "You guys should go back first, I have something to deal with."

Zi Yueqing left without knowing why.

The reason why Liu Wuwu left Zi Yueqing.It was because he suddenly thought of something, a major event that would happen a few years later, the Eastern War.

Calculating the time, it will be about seven years later.The leader of the Blood Sea Sect, Long Zizai, suddenly disappeared, leaving the Blood Sea Sect leaderless and in chaos.

The sixth son of Kongzi led a group of big guys from the Taixuan Saint Sect to sneak attack on the Blood Sea Sect, and a war in the east broke out that shocked the entire continent.

At the same time, the demon clan of the Western Continent suddenly counterattacked Dalingshan and killed the contemporary Buddha Sakyamuni.

besides.The Long family in the northern continent went crazy and suddenly launched an attack on the Three Kings family.

There was no peace in the Central Continent either, and something went wrong in the Xuanwu Ancestral Land at this critical moment.A remnant soul of an ancient dragon appeared out of thin air, and several superpowers joined forces to fight against the remnant soul for hundreds of years but still could not completely eliminate it.

Of course, others may not know the reasons for these mysteries.But Liu Wuwu, the author, knew it clearly.These things were all caused by one person, the most powerful person in the Xuanwu Continent, the Ghost Immortal Lobster Monkey King.

The Lobster Monkey King's request is also very simple. To restore the status of the demon clan, at least it must be on an equal footing with the human race.The Western Continent will be ceded to the Monster Clan and no humans will be allowed to set foot on the Western Continent.

This request... is actually not too much.

After all, the Lobster Great Sage is the strongest person in the mainland, and the rest of the Mahayana Stages tied together cannot defeat this ghost immortal.

Besides, the hidden strength of the demon clan is actually not weak.If they really let go of their arms and fight the human race with real swords and guns, the demon race has at least a [-]% chance of winning.

Of course, the Lobster Monarch is not a kind person either.If he wasn't afraid of the ancestors of each family who ascended to the immortal world, he could kill all the clans by himself.

This world war lasted for a full 1000 years, sacrificing [-]% of mortal lives and hundreds of millions of monks.

That can be called one.White bones are exposed in the wild, and there is no rooster crow for thousands of miles.One of the hundreds of things left behind by the living people will break people's hearts just thinking about it.

In the end, both sides were in so much pain that they could only sit at the negotiation table.

The Lobster Great Sage knows that the number of monsters is small, but the human race can be too fertile.The Monster Clan would lose if it continued any longer, so they took the initiative to lower the price and only asked for the cession of the Western Continent.

The situation at that time was that Daling Mountain had been destroyed, and the demon clan had occupied most of the territory of the Western Continent and the Northern Continent.

They say they are making demands, but they are actually giving land to the human race for free.

The human race boss had never seen such a good thing before, and he quickly asked for a peace agreement.

But there was only one big boss from the human race who objected.

That's right, it's our lovely protagonist Ye Ming again.