Reborn as Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms, let’s see who can block my way
Chapter 97 1 Bold Idea
Yu Lifu was not angry at Lu Bu's threat.
It is obvious that Yu Lifu has been in a high-ranking position since he was a child. In addition, he is quite old now and has a little bit of influence.He habitually maintained the appearance of a gentleman, with his face slightly twisted into a cruel smile.
Slowly taking a step back, Yu Lifu stretched out his right hand, staring casually at the index finger scratching his thumb in mid-air, with a look that wanted to kill without reservation.
"Just wait, Yu Tao is my son, I will definitely find out about this matter. Remember, if this matter has anything to do with you, humph, I will make you walk around without food, if..."
Yu Lifu spoke unhurriedly in an arrogant tone, as if everything was under his control, just like a gangster boss.
"hiss!"
Looking at Yu Lifu's condition, a gasp of cold air could be heard quietly in the hall.
Everyone knows that when the famous Yu Lifu, the elder of the Yu family, says such words, the consequences will definitely be very serious, and a bloody storm is inevitable.
Everyone quietly turned to look at Lu Bu, secretly feeling sorry for him.This budding star on the battlefield may die young.
At this moment, if Lu Bu had been replaced by someone else, he would have been frightened by Yu Lifu's domineering temperament.
Even if you meet a big boss with the same status as Yu Lifu, the other person will probably cherish his status, and at most he will use the same domineering tone to say threatening words.
Unfortunately, Yu Lifu was unlucky today. He met Lu Bu, who traveled back in time and didn't understand noble etiquette, and Zang Ba, who was born to be a fool.
"Ouch, this Yu Lifu's pretense is quite impressive. A big boss who understands etiquette is really extraordinary in his pretense. In comparison, I am still relatively low-level in this aspect. It seems that I need to learn more!"
Just when Lu Bu was admiring Yu Lifu's pretentious skills and couldn't help himself, Zang Ba on the side was obviously a bad boy who didn't like to learn.
"cough……"
Before Lifu could finish his threatening words, Lu Bu heard a clear and hoarse coughing voice next to him.
Just as Lu Bu was about to look sideways, another "bah" sound came out.
Then Lu Bu saw a line of thick phlegm that was white with yellow in it and a little bit black in yellow, spurting out from Zang Ba's unshaven mouth and heading straight for Yu Lifu's face.
"Hey!"
Yu Lifu can be considered to be very powerful in martial arts and his reactions are very sensitive, but if he is too close, it will be too late to hide, so he can only raise his hands to block.
"Pah!" A mouthful of thick phlegm instantly hit Yu Lifu's hand, which was wearing three gemstone rings.
Looking at the disgusting phlegm on his hand, Yu Lifu's expression changed drastically. His fair right hand trembled for a while before he remembered to swing it down hard.
However, due to the haste of throwing it away, he accidentally threw it on his gorgeous official uniform.
After a while, the people beside Yu Lifu realized what he was doing and hurriedly took out their handkerchiefs to wipe the former.
The sticky feeling on his hands made Yu Lifu retch several times.
"You...you damn bastard...you're rude, damn it!" At this moment, Yu Lifu no longer pretended to be a gentleman, and blurted out vulgar and swear words, acting like a shrew.
"Damn, that's awesome!"
Raising a thumbs up to Zang Ba, Lu Bu admired from the bottom of his heart.
Just now, I was admiring Yu Lifu's pretentious temperament and secretly learning from him. Unexpectedly, Zang Ba broke his guard with a mouthful of thick phlegm, and the other party actually opened his mouth to curse.
If someone curses someone with bad words, Lu Bu can be counted as one of his ancestors.
Lu Bu didn't need to learn bad words at all. When he was in school, he didn't learn other serious subjects well, but he learned a lot of dirty words.
With a big belly, it can be said that he is rich in knowledge, and he can greet his eighteen generations of ancestors from Yu Lifu's mother.
You can't call him an ancestor, after all, I just said that Lu Bu can be regarded as Yu Lifu's ancestor.If he scolded his ancestors, wouldn't that be equivalent to scolding himself?
"Ha ha……"
"puff……"
Seeing this dramatic scene, everyone in the hall was stunned for a moment, then someone couldn't help laughing, and then everyone was amused.
In the originally solemn hall, all the civil and military officials were laughing out of breath, especially Yu Lifu Wangri's rival, who laughed even louder.
"What the hell, shut up!" Yu Lifu's loud roar startled everyone.
Yu Lifu, who doesn't pretend to be a gentleman, speaks foul language very smoothly.
"Are you looking for fucking death?"
"You're looking for death, uncle. Why don't you try touching me?"
For a moment, the people following Yu Lifu and the younger brother behind Lu Bu all stepped forward angrily, colliding with their bodies and insulting each other.
Even Yu Lifu, who pretended to be a gentleman, showed no shame at this moment, jumping around and shouting curses.
In this regard, Lu Bu did not tolerate him at all, and gave full play to his advantages of being knowledgeable and rich.
He took out Yu Lifu's father and mother and described them one by one, mixing sexual organs, sexual verbs, adjectives, adverbials, etc.
Even though the side halls were all talented people who had read the books of sages, they were still shocked by Lu Bu's rich vocabulary combination ability.Before meeting Lu Bu, they never imagined that cursing could be so artistic.
Everyone in the hall stared at Lu Bu in stunned silence, their mouths wide open and their admiring saliva dripping all over the floor.
In the solemn hall, a bloody storm is about to break out!
"uh-huh!"
Just when the timid man hid in the corner, a rough voice, not very loud, suddenly silenced the hall.
Everyone could tell that Dong Zhuo was coming.
"Clang, clang, clang!" The fat man Dong Zhuo held an unsheathed dagger in his hand and gently knocked on the door frame with a playful smile in his eyes.
"Are you going to have a fight here?" Seeing that everyone stopped talking, Dong Zhuo glanced at the language expert Lu Bu with admiration before saying calmly.
"Master!"
After shaking his head that was scolded by Lu Bu, Yu Lifu bowed to Dong Zhuo, then took a breath and told the story of Dong Yue's death again, insinuating that Lu Bu was suspected of serious wrongdoing.
Lu Bu didn't explain at all, and he felt unhappy now.
The Bingzhou Army of more than 1 of his direct relatives was actually misled by two boys, Dong Zhuo and Dong Yue, and now there are only more than 3000 people left.
Today, Yu Lifu was angry again, and Lu Bu was very angry.If this boy Dong Zhuo dares to be rude to him, I will kill him today.
"Then what do you say about this?"
Dong Yue's death was also a big deal for Dong Zhuo, and he did not let go of it in his heart.
But there is no evidence, and Lu Bu has killed two other princes this time and achieved great success. Dong Zhuo will not touch Lu Bu easily.
"Lehua Manor cannot be given to Lu Bu until the matter is found out!" After thinking for a moment, Yu Lifu said with a grin.
"Who do you think you are? You won't give it to me if you don't want to? Lehua Manor awarded me a reward because of my military exploits." Dong Zhuo didn't say anything, and Lu Bu snorted coldly.
Yu Lifu was disdainful: "With your little ability and military merit, it's hard to say whether it's true or not?"
"Haha, are you doubting my ability?"
"I just doubt it. If you have the ability, would you dare to compete with me?"
A bold idea suddenly popped into Yu Lifu's mind, and martial arts students often competed together.
Today I see that Lu Bu is a brave and foolhardy warrior. Why not provoke him into a duel with him, and then take the opportunity to finish him off.
It is obvious that Yu Lifu has been in a high-ranking position since he was a child. In addition, he is quite old now and has a little bit of influence.He habitually maintained the appearance of a gentleman, with his face slightly twisted into a cruel smile.
Slowly taking a step back, Yu Lifu stretched out his right hand, staring casually at the index finger scratching his thumb in mid-air, with a look that wanted to kill without reservation.
"Just wait, Yu Tao is my son, I will definitely find out about this matter. Remember, if this matter has anything to do with you, humph, I will make you walk around without food, if..."
Yu Lifu spoke unhurriedly in an arrogant tone, as if everything was under his control, just like a gangster boss.
"hiss!"
Looking at Yu Lifu's condition, a gasp of cold air could be heard quietly in the hall.
Everyone knows that when the famous Yu Lifu, the elder of the Yu family, says such words, the consequences will definitely be very serious, and a bloody storm is inevitable.
Everyone quietly turned to look at Lu Bu, secretly feeling sorry for him.This budding star on the battlefield may die young.
At this moment, if Lu Bu had been replaced by someone else, he would have been frightened by Yu Lifu's domineering temperament.
Even if you meet a big boss with the same status as Yu Lifu, the other person will probably cherish his status, and at most he will use the same domineering tone to say threatening words.
Unfortunately, Yu Lifu was unlucky today. He met Lu Bu, who traveled back in time and didn't understand noble etiquette, and Zang Ba, who was born to be a fool.
"Ouch, this Yu Lifu's pretense is quite impressive. A big boss who understands etiquette is really extraordinary in his pretense. In comparison, I am still relatively low-level in this aspect. It seems that I need to learn more!"
Just when Lu Bu was admiring Yu Lifu's pretentious skills and couldn't help himself, Zang Ba on the side was obviously a bad boy who didn't like to learn.
"cough……"
Before Lifu could finish his threatening words, Lu Bu heard a clear and hoarse coughing voice next to him.
Just as Lu Bu was about to look sideways, another "bah" sound came out.
Then Lu Bu saw a line of thick phlegm that was white with yellow in it and a little bit black in yellow, spurting out from Zang Ba's unshaven mouth and heading straight for Yu Lifu's face.
"Hey!"
Yu Lifu can be considered to be very powerful in martial arts and his reactions are very sensitive, but if he is too close, it will be too late to hide, so he can only raise his hands to block.
"Pah!" A mouthful of thick phlegm instantly hit Yu Lifu's hand, which was wearing three gemstone rings.
Looking at the disgusting phlegm on his hand, Yu Lifu's expression changed drastically. His fair right hand trembled for a while before he remembered to swing it down hard.
However, due to the haste of throwing it away, he accidentally threw it on his gorgeous official uniform.
After a while, the people beside Yu Lifu realized what he was doing and hurriedly took out their handkerchiefs to wipe the former.
The sticky feeling on his hands made Yu Lifu retch several times.
"You...you damn bastard...you're rude, damn it!" At this moment, Yu Lifu no longer pretended to be a gentleman, and blurted out vulgar and swear words, acting like a shrew.
"Damn, that's awesome!"
Raising a thumbs up to Zang Ba, Lu Bu admired from the bottom of his heart.
Just now, I was admiring Yu Lifu's pretentious temperament and secretly learning from him. Unexpectedly, Zang Ba broke his guard with a mouthful of thick phlegm, and the other party actually opened his mouth to curse.
If someone curses someone with bad words, Lu Bu can be counted as one of his ancestors.
Lu Bu didn't need to learn bad words at all. When he was in school, he didn't learn other serious subjects well, but he learned a lot of dirty words.
With a big belly, it can be said that he is rich in knowledge, and he can greet his eighteen generations of ancestors from Yu Lifu's mother.
You can't call him an ancestor, after all, I just said that Lu Bu can be regarded as Yu Lifu's ancestor.If he scolded his ancestors, wouldn't that be equivalent to scolding himself?
"Ha ha……"
"puff……"
Seeing this dramatic scene, everyone in the hall was stunned for a moment, then someone couldn't help laughing, and then everyone was amused.
In the originally solemn hall, all the civil and military officials were laughing out of breath, especially Yu Lifu Wangri's rival, who laughed even louder.
"What the hell, shut up!" Yu Lifu's loud roar startled everyone.
Yu Lifu, who doesn't pretend to be a gentleman, speaks foul language very smoothly.
"Are you looking for fucking death?"
"You're looking for death, uncle. Why don't you try touching me?"
For a moment, the people following Yu Lifu and the younger brother behind Lu Bu all stepped forward angrily, colliding with their bodies and insulting each other.
Even Yu Lifu, who pretended to be a gentleman, showed no shame at this moment, jumping around and shouting curses.
In this regard, Lu Bu did not tolerate him at all, and gave full play to his advantages of being knowledgeable and rich.
He took out Yu Lifu's father and mother and described them one by one, mixing sexual organs, sexual verbs, adjectives, adverbials, etc.
Even though the side halls were all talented people who had read the books of sages, they were still shocked by Lu Bu's rich vocabulary combination ability.Before meeting Lu Bu, they never imagined that cursing could be so artistic.
Everyone in the hall stared at Lu Bu in stunned silence, their mouths wide open and their admiring saliva dripping all over the floor.
In the solemn hall, a bloody storm is about to break out!
"uh-huh!"
Just when the timid man hid in the corner, a rough voice, not very loud, suddenly silenced the hall.
Everyone could tell that Dong Zhuo was coming.
"Clang, clang, clang!" The fat man Dong Zhuo held an unsheathed dagger in his hand and gently knocked on the door frame with a playful smile in his eyes.
"Are you going to have a fight here?" Seeing that everyone stopped talking, Dong Zhuo glanced at the language expert Lu Bu with admiration before saying calmly.
"Master!"
After shaking his head that was scolded by Lu Bu, Yu Lifu bowed to Dong Zhuo, then took a breath and told the story of Dong Yue's death again, insinuating that Lu Bu was suspected of serious wrongdoing.
Lu Bu didn't explain at all, and he felt unhappy now.
The Bingzhou Army of more than 1 of his direct relatives was actually misled by two boys, Dong Zhuo and Dong Yue, and now there are only more than 3000 people left.
Today, Yu Lifu was angry again, and Lu Bu was very angry.If this boy Dong Zhuo dares to be rude to him, I will kill him today.
"Then what do you say about this?"
Dong Yue's death was also a big deal for Dong Zhuo, and he did not let go of it in his heart.
But there is no evidence, and Lu Bu has killed two other princes this time and achieved great success. Dong Zhuo will not touch Lu Bu easily.
"Lehua Manor cannot be given to Lu Bu until the matter is found out!" After thinking for a moment, Yu Lifu said with a grin.
"Who do you think you are? You won't give it to me if you don't want to? Lehua Manor awarded me a reward because of my military exploits." Dong Zhuo didn't say anything, and Lu Bu snorted coldly.
Yu Lifu was disdainful: "With your little ability and military merit, it's hard to say whether it's true or not?"
"Haha, are you doubting my ability?"
"I just doubt it. If you have the ability, would you dare to compete with me?"
A bold idea suddenly popped into Yu Lifu's mind, and martial arts students often competed together.
Today I see that Lu Bu is a brave and foolhardy warrior. Why not provoke him into a duel with him, and then take the opportunity to finish him off.
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