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The man subconsciously touched the back of his head, and then saw blood on his hand...

"boom--"

The man closed his eyes and fell straight to the ground.

The mobile phone in his hand also fell to the ground.

Just when everyone in the live broadcast room was confused and confused, a blue pig that walked upright appeared in the live broadcast room.

A group of people looked carefully and saw that the pig was holding a large stone in its front hooves, with a mean smile on its face...

Everyone in the live broadcast room said, "..."

'Etc., etc!What did I see?Is this really a creature that exists in this world? '

'Is this fake?This is fake!Why are there blue pigs?Is it dyed? '

'I don't know if it's dyed upstairs, but this pig's smile is really mean...'

'...'

Just when everyone in the live broadcast room was chatting in full swing, they saw the little blue pig not far away with his hands on his hips and smiling arrogantly, "Young boys! Tie him up and throw him down the mountain!"

As soon as the words fell, everyone in the live broadcast room saw the squirrel originally standing on the tree quickly scurrying down the tree, finding a few vines from somewhere, and tying up the man on the ground.

Everyone in the live broadcast room said, "...!"

'Are these animals sperm? '

'No, is there something wrong? '

'...'

Barrage after barrage continued across the screen.

Suddenly, a long barrage slowly passed by, 'Fuck!Damn it!Damn it!Am I hallucinating?Did that pig speak just now? ! '

Seeing this barrage, everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned, and even the barrage paused for several seconds...

Then, the barrage exploded!

Some people shouted that it was unscientific, while others said it was all fake...

Just when everyone in the live broadcast room was quarreling, a black shadow appeared and shut them all up.

Looking at the black dragon slowly appearing behind the little blue pig, the barrage in the live broadcast room paused again for a few seconds...

The entire live broadcast room fell into a deathly silence, which was extremely strange.

I don't know how long it took before a barrage slowly passed by, "Am I blind or am I hallucinating? Is this a dragon? Is this a dragon!"

Seeing this barrage, the people in the live broadcast room were excited again, each one more excited than the other...

At this moment, the forest.

Dahei glanced curiously at the man tied into a rice dumpling by the squirrels, tilted his head and asked, "Why are you tying him up?"

Upon hearing this, 023 said seriously, "This human being is a bad person!"

Dahei frowned, as if he didn't understand the meaning of 023's words. Just when he was about to ask something, suddenly Dahei's eyes were fixed on one place and stopped moving.

Two seconds later, Dahei crawled towards the shining thing, bent down and picked up the mobile phone on the ground, stared curiously at the thing in his paws, and asked, "What is this?"

Hearing Dahei's doubtful voice, 023 approached him, followed Dahei's tail and climbed to the top of Dahei's head. He lowered his head and looked at the thing in Dahei's claws. The next second, 023 was stunned. He couldn't hold it back and directly Screaming out, "Throw it away! Throw it away! Throw it away!"

Dahei was stunned for a moment, but he still threw the things in his hands obediently.

Everyone in the live broadcast room said, "..."

Seeing this, 023 thought of something, and quickly jumped on Dahei's head, ran to pick up the mobile phone, thought about it, and said, "It's all scripts, it's all scripts!"

After that, 023 ended the live broadcast directly.

He stuffed his cell phone into the man's backpack, then asked the squirrels to carry him down the mountain and threw him at an intersection.

On the other side, see you after the live broadcast.

Someone was worried about the anchor and called the police directly.

At the same time, a video began to go viral.

A group of netizens were stunned when they saw the talking little blue pig and black dragon in the video.

Suddenly the mad scientist also noticed the two in the video...

So, someone had thoughts that they shouldn't have...

A few days later, groups of internet celebrities came to Xingxiang Village, the same village where a temple was built for Dahei.

The villagers were a little annoyed...

When Yun Qian heard the news from the little squirrels, his face darkened, and he directly picked up 023, who looked guilty.

"Tell me, what's going on?"

023 swallowed silently and said hesitantly, "This... it's none of my business... When that person came here before, I didn't know he was still running a live broadcast... People... life is impermanent. , The large intestine wraps up the small intestine..."

Yun Qian, "..." God's big intestine wraps up his small intestine...

Yun Qian's head was covered with black lines. She resisted the urge to slap the system away and asked expressionlessly, "What next?"

023, "But then...then Dahei and I were seen by those people..."

Seeing his host's cold eyes staring at him, 023 swallowed hard and quickly said, "I have a remedy!"

Yun Qian's face was expressionless, "Oh? How to remedy it?"

023 glanced at Yun Qian cautiously and swallowed again, "I...I said it was all a script..."

Yun Qian, "..."

Just when Yun Qian was about to slap 023 away, Dahei frowned and a confused voice came, "Why have there been so many malicious intentions recently? How strange..."

Hearing this, Yun Qian was stunned.

Thinking of something, Yun Qian glanced at 023 with a cool gaze.

At this moment, a miserable voice came into Yun Qian's ears.

"Lord Shenlong, help!"

Hearing this voice, Yun Qian and Dahei were stunned.

After a long while, Dahei said, "This voice sounds familiar to me. It seems to be from a villager down the mountain. I stole the pig from his house before."

Yun Qian, "..."