Dad’s dog licking system

[Brother Jiang is an old hunter and won’t do anything unreasonable]

[Hahaha, sit back and watch Brother Deng, Brother Jian, and Brother Zu stage a great escape]

[My mother asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast. Don’t ask, I just don’t have the energy to ask]

The online audience was in an uproar as the four people in the forest were slowly approaching the bottom of the valley.On the way, Brother Orion Jiang, just to be on the safe side, cut three wooden sticks that were as thick as a child's arm and were more than ten feet long, and sharpened one end for the three of them to use as close-quarter weapons!

There is a small pool at the bottom of the valley. The water in the pool flows from the lower end to the lower part of the mountain, forming a small stream wherever it passes.In some places with large drops, the water hits the rocks and makes a gurgling sound.There was a little wild boar weighing about [-] kilograms next to the small pool. After drinking a few water, he rolled in the mud beside the pool. After rolling a few times, he rubbed himself against a thick tree trunk nearby. He repeated this process. Comfortable!

Brother Jiang looked around and determined that there was only one lone wild boar. Because he was underage, small in size, and not very powerful in attack, he gave the three of them some combat skills and asked them to hunt the wild boar, and he He also took the shotgun on his back in his hand, ready to respond at any time.

"Brothers! Let's get closer and make sure the bow and arrow can deliver effective lethality, and then shoot at the weak point!" Deng Chao opened his mouth to lay out his tactics.

"it is good!"

"it is good!"

Zu Lan and Jian Lian agreed in unison.

Zu Lan said: "I think the three of us should stand in three directions and shoot the three weak points of the wild boar with bows and arrows from three directions. When the wild boar is injured and attacks, we will attack the wild boar with spears from three directions! Cooperate with each other and restrain each other! This will not only ensure that we will not be injured, but also slowly kill the wild boar!"

Deng Chao and Jianlian both gave thumbs up and praised Zulan for his brilliant suggestion. Brother Orion Jiang also nodded with approval after hearing this.

After some more division of labor, the wild boar, probably tired from playing, lay down on the ground and fell asleep.

Good opportunity, the three of them bent their bows and nocked arrows, drew the bow strings, swish, swish!Three arrows shot toward the wild boar's head like lightning.Porcupine, all three arrows hit the wild boar. One arrow hit the forehead and missed half an inch. One arrow missed a little and hit the back of the wild boar. It only scratched a little of the skin. The other arrow was a coincidence. The ground actually hit the wild boar in the left eye.

The wild boar was so hurt by the sudden injury that it got up from the ground. It shook its head vigorously and tried to throw the arrows out of its forehead and eyes. However, the pain and damage caused by the shaking became stronger. The wild boar kept screaming and screaming from its mouth. He looked around to find enemies who could hurt him.

"Go! Take advantage of its illness! Kill it!"

Before the wild boar could find them and attack, Deng Chao took the initiative to attack the three men, stabbing the head, neck, and abdomen of the wild boar, whose face was already covered in blood, with three spears.

The wild boar desperately struggled to avoid it and tried to fight back with its sharp fangs, but the three people stabbed each other in a tacit understanding and changed positions. The wild boar had more and more wounds, and it bled more and more, and its body slowly Weak, but failed to launch an effective attack. More than 20 minutes later, the suffocated wild boar fell to the ground and took its last breath unwillingly.

[Wow, that’s wonderful, like Brother Deng, Brother Zu, and Brother Jian]

[Three heroes were so awesome that they took the first kill of the wild boar without any damage]

[Ah, Alas, I was very worried at first, but I didn’t expect the three guys to be so brave!Love it, love it]

[Brother Deng is mighty!Zu Lan is domineering!Jian Shen is brave and invincible]

[Brothers and sisters!Let’s start and aim for Jiangjiacun!Go hunting wild boar]

[Brothers upstairs!Are you sure we can beat the wild boar]

[Wild boars are not scary!Just because we are literate!Let’s kill it with our brains]

[brother!The brain is a good thing, but I’m afraid it will fly away at the critical moment]

[Are you saying I have no brain?Do you dare to give me your address?I want to fight you]

A group of netizens went crazy in the live broadcast room, they were so excited!

In the program director's office, Ha Wanzhou picked up the freshly brewed tea and was about to drink it when the room door was pushed open with a bang. Her hands shook in fright and she almost tipped over a cup of tea on her body.

The glasses assistant saw that Ha Wanzhou looked wrong and knew that he had just caused trouble. He quickly apologized: "I'm sorry! Director Ha! I was too excited just now, didn't I scare you?"

"I almost fell over a cup of tea because you were so scared. Do you think you were scared? Ah!" Ha Wanzhou said in a bad tone.

"Uh-huh, Director! I'm sorry, I'll be careful next time! Be careful!" The glasses assistant apologized again and again.

"Tell me, what's so urgent?" Ha Wanzhou said.

"It exploded, Director Ha! It exploded!" The glasses assistant couldn't help shouting.

"What are you going to explode? Aren't I sitting here properly? Why are you howling? Speak up!" Ha Wanzhou said very unhappily, thinking that this assistant is neither serious nor serious, and he will be replaced sooner or later.

"Director Ha, we just tested the data in real time. The number of people online for the live broadcast has exceeded 4.5 million, and the TV ratings have exceeded 20%!"

"What?" Ha Wanzhou stood up suddenly!He grabbed the paper from the assistant's hand and couldn't help laughing when he saw the data curve chart and numerical annotation printed on it.

After a long time, Ha Wanzhou stopped smiling, patted his assistant on the shoulder, and said, "Well done! Report to me as soon as possible if you have anything in the future, and I will send you a red envelope at the end of the month!"

When the glasses assistant heard what Ha Wanzhou said, he quickly bowed and said, "Thank you, Director Ha!"

After the assistant left, Ha Wen quickly took out his mobile phone and dialed a number...