Dad’s dog licking system

After breakfast, the four beauties, Jiumei, Wang Zihan, Pang Di, and Liu Yifei, put away the dishes and washed them, and then everyone sat down.He Ling spoke first: "Six guests, welcome to participate in the recording of the first episode of "Longing for Pastoral Life"! The first episode will last for one week, and during this week, you will live in this village. I As the hosts, Jiumei and I will be responsible for convening people, issuing tasks, living assistance, placement and adjustment, and scoring and approving your participation in activities. To put it bluntly, they are the housekeepers and referees!

Here are a few things you need to know in advance:

[-]. Several houses have been arranged in the village as your resettlement sites for the next week. Since they need to fit in with rural life, everyone must be accommodating in terms of conditions.

[-]. You can participate in the life and farming in the village and obtain the daily necessities you need.

[-]. The money you carry will expire during this week and cannot be used to purchase daily necessities.

[-]. You can get rewards from local villagers through labor, and you can accept gifts, but you are not allowed to ask for them!

[-]. You need to complete the tasks assigned by our program team. After completing the tasks, you can come to me to receive rewards, which are limited to living materials. You can also use the materials obtained during your tasks to trade with villagers.

[-]. You are not allowed to ask for leave unless necessary, you are not allowed to be absent from work, and you are not allowed to act crazy!

[-]. Civilized conversation and pleasant variety show.

As He Ling read out some rules and regulations, netizens became excited!

[Good guy!It’s not easy for my goddess to live here for seven days!I feel sorry for the goddess for three seconds! ]

[The one upstairs is too much!What three seconds?I feel sorry for the goddess for four seconds! ]

[Feeling sorry for the goddess for five seconds]

[Do you know where this is?Send a location!I want to see my Jianlian brother! ]

[Form a team and add 1, I want to see my brother Deng Chao! ]

[Team plus 2, I want to see my brother Zulan! ]

[Team plus 3, I want to see my goddess Zihan sister! ]

[Group plus 4, I want to see my fat girl]

……

[Group plus 10086, I’m going to find my romantic encounter! ]

A group of troll netizens are having a great time on the Internet. Douyin, Toutiao, and Weibo are all filled with discussions about the program "Longing for Pastoral Life" and its guests. The top ten most searched topics are all about "Longing for Pastoral Life".

He Ling continued: "The first task is to be released now, cooking! Our crew has allocated a piece of land in the west of the village. Next, we will arrange people to weed, fertilize and pick vegetables from time to time. If not, we can ask the villagers consult!"

"Now the six of you draw lots, and then each complete the task and cooperate to complete the task of making lunch, otherwise you will be hungry at noon!" After He Ling finished speaking, he took out a small bamboo tube with six bamboo sticks in it.

"Dear guests, come and try your luck!" He Ling said with a wicked smile, and Jiu Mei on the side also showed an expression as if she was watching a show.

"I'll do it first!" Deng Chao stepped forward and said, then stretched out his hand to draw a lot, opened it and saw that he had filled the well with a jar of water!

"Physical work, no problem!" After saying that, he clenched his fists and showed off his biceps a few times.Needless to say, it really made him bulge.

Then several people came forward to draw lots, and then unfolded them one by one:

[Zu Lan: chop wood and light a fire]

[Jianlian: Washing rice and cooking rice]

[Wang Zihan: washing vegetables and cutting vegetables]

[Liu Yifei: Cooking with a spoon]

[Pang Di: Go to the vegetable patch to pick vegetables]

After drawing lots, some people were happy and some were sad.

"Oops! I don't know where the vegetable field is! And I don't know which vegetables to pick!" Fatty covered his face in pain.

Liu Yifei also covered her face in pain, "I've never cooked before, so what should I do?"

Deng Chao came over and said, "What a big deal, I don't know how to teach you. Without Butcher Zhang, how can we still eat pigs with hair on them? Let's all work together, we will have enough food and clothing!" After speaking, he clenched his fist and waved.

The audience in the live broadcast room was also excited and left messages:

[I feel that Goddess Yifei and I are very much like a couple. She has never cooked and I don’t know how to cook. We are more like a family]

[I'm afraid you upstairs have some misunderstanding about the relationship between husband and wife?Was your Chinese taught by a physical education teacher? ]

[Don’t slander our physical education teachers, we never taught him]

[I feel sorry for Goddess Yifei, it’s hard to pass the cooking stage]

[I still feel sorry for Yifei, Zihan, Jianlian, Zulan, and Dengchao. If Fatty can’t pick vegetables, they will have to eat white rice, hahaha]

[Hey, that’s right!Fatty, leave quickly]

……

He Ling handed a small bamboo basket to Fatty's hand and warned: "Don't go to the wrong vegetable patch and pick the wrong vegetables, otherwise it won't count! Go back quickly, we are waiting for your triumph! Come on!"

Faced with He Ling's teasing, Fatty rolled her eyes. She carried the basket and walked out of the door. She raised her head and looked at the sun in the sky, identified the direction below, and walked towards the west direction she thought she was.