Pirate: Just ask, I know everything

Zoro waved Hedao Yimon forward and said with a serious expression: "Are you ready?"

"Hey, you, you guy, no, you can't be serious, right?"

"This is a battle!" Sauron smiled coldly and slashed with his sword.

Yidaoliu·pinga.

"Ah! Murderer! We are companions!" Long Nose screamed while spreading his legs and running around on the deck.

"Usopp escaped the battle without authorization. Zoro won this duel." Sami declared expressionlessly without looking at Usopp.

“目前索隆45胜63平1负，暂列第一，乌索普12胜12平97负，排名倒数第一。”

Sauron put away the knife handsomely and said with a slight smile: "Oh? I'm the first again. Tsk, it's really not challenging."

"Zoro! That's amazing! Number one!" Luffy clapped his hands and laughed.

Nami rolled her eyes at him: "What are you laughing at? As a captain, shouldn't you be number one?"

"Does this have anything to do with it? I'm very happy whichever one of you is first! Hahahaha!"

"Really, it just happened to win, that's all. Why are you proud?" Sanji is the person who despises the green algae head the most.

"Ah? When did the third one dare to talk to the first one like this?" Zoro didn't even raise his eyelids when he said this, with complete contempt.

The yellow-haired man suddenly became angry: "Why are you so proud? Green-haired bastard, see how I will kick you to death in the end?"

The two quarreled again over a trivial matter, and then Nami asked her to leave the group chat because of their heated words.

Since witnessing the two giant armed warriors, in the past few days since leaving the small garden, things have been going on aboard the Meili:

"First in the competition, second in the ranking, forget about friendship; strengthen your body, train your body, and promote the steady development of armed domineering"

internal discussion activities.

With Sami as the referee, there is a one-on-one duel and the ranking order is recorded: one point is awarded for a win, no points for a tie, and one point is deducted for a loss.

Zoro is currently ranked first.

Nami is second (48 wins, 25 draws and 20 losses)

Sanji is third (31 wins, 63 draws, 10 losses)

Luffy is fourth (24 wins, 0 draws and 19 losses)

Weiwei ranked fifth (12 wins, 58 draws and 7 losses)

Usopp is sixth.

Looking at the ranking report card in his hand, Sami seemed to be a class teacher who had just finished counting the scores. He sighed and felt sad.

The reason Sanji is ranked fourth is because there were two women on the boat and he surrendered as soon as he encountered them.

Luffy ranks fifth because he always likes to play and has no competition at all.

After all, only Zoro was playing seriously.

"There is no point in such a game! It's a complete waste of time."Sammy slammed the notepad in his hand onto the deck.

He lowered his head and turned on the machine in front of him, "Let's watch the video again."

A beam of light shot out from the machine in front of him and onto the Merry's huge sail, revealing two tall figures.

It was Brockie and Donley.

It turned out that the thing in front of him was a projector, and the video was recorded with a video recorder at that time.

Both were restored using the Rat Charm.

Even though it was not their first time watching it, the Straw Hats were still shocked, and Luffy even had his mouth opened.

"Sammy, this thing called a projector is incredible."

"No matter how much I praise you, I won't let you play with me."

When Luffy heard this, he immediately stopped and rolled back and forth on the ground.

"No, no, I want to play! I want to play with the video recorder and the projector."

Do you think you are Pig Man?

Do you want this or that?

Seeing that Luffy was still making trouble, Sami frowned: "Do you think my sword is harmful?"

Luffy immediately sat up and shouted: "My sword...I'm sorry, I don't dare to mess around anymore."

Be firm and sincere.

Sammy smiled and nodded, retracting his sandbag-sized fist.

"The next match is Nami vs. Vivi."

As soon as Sami finished speaking, Sanji, who was still arguing with Zoro, teleported here.

Duan Zhengzheng sat down obediently, startling Usopp in the front row.

"Don't show up suddenly, you bastard!"

"Hey hey hey, beauties are fighting... tearing off clothes... hehe hey..."

Sami covered his head and resisted the desire to announce the end of the competition, "Nami, Weiwei, it's your turn."

"It's not good, Mr. Sami, Nami, Nami seems..."

"What's wrong with Miss Nami?" Guardian Knight Sanji was the first to react and teleported to Nami's side again.

I saw the orange girl sitting on the deck at this time, her whole body was limp and weak.

His face was red, and he squinted his eyes slightly and gasped for air.

"What's wrong with you? Miss Nami? Is it okay?" Sanji asked anxiously, his face full of worry.

Everyone gathered around immediately.

Nami took a breath, smiled with difficulty and said, "I, I, I'm not, I'm fine, don't... worry..." The voice was so weak that it was almost inaudible.

Weiwei reached out and touched Nami's forehead, and immediately retracted as if she was electrocuted.

"It's so hot! Nami, you have a fever!"

"Fever? What is that?"

"never heard of that?"

"Is it a disease?"

Weiwei's eyes widened: "Don't you have a fever?"

Luffy, Sanji and Usopp tilted their heads, with three big question marks on their heads.

"What a monster!" Weiwei roared silently in her heart, and then said.

"Fever is a disease. When the disease occurs, a person's body temperature will rise rapidly and the patient will be in pain."

"Painful? No way, Miss Nami, are you okay!" Sanji couldn't hear such news, and his eyes were filled with heartache and tears.

"Sick? Is Nami going to die?" Luffy was shocked.

"How could this happen?" Usopp was also anxious.

"It's all your fault, Sammy. It must be your cruel special training these days that made Nami's body unable to bear it, and that's why she got sick."

"High-intensity training is really intolerable to the body." Fitness guru Sauron said from the sidelines.

"I'm right! The culprit is you, Sammy!" Usopp said sadly.

"I have long said that Nami and I are very weak and cannot train so hard. If we continue like this, our bodies will collapse, but you just don't listen. Nami..."

Sammy punched the long nose that wanted to seize the opportunity to rebel and knocked him down on the deck, stopping his reactionary remarks.

Then he walked over and touched Nami's forehead. It was indeed frighteningly hot.

Sanji shouted to Sami: "Sammy, think of a way to cure Miss Nami. Seeing her in such pain, I really, really feel..."

Sami shook his head and said, "I don't know how to treat illnesses."

Luffy's mouth immediately dropped: "Huh? Sammy doesn't know how to cure diseases?"

"You're not lying, are you?"

"Hard to say."

"Hey! Scheming man, if you make fun of me again at this time, I will kick you to death!"

Although Wei said nothing, she also looked unbelieving.

Sami almost laughed out of anger: "I'm not kidding. I'm not a doctor, how can I treat patients?"

As soon as these words came out, Luffy and his friends were shocked.

"So there are things in this world that Sammy can't do?"

"It's just, it's incredible."

"Isn't this the only one he can't do?"

"Hard to say."

"Don't whisper in front of me!"

Seeing a group of people gathered together, with their heads turned inward and their buttocks turned outward, discussing themselves in whispers, Sammy felt very weird.

"Ahem, since you said you don't have medical skills, let's just believe it."

"Why tentatively?! No, it just won't happen. I didn't say panic."

"I'm afraid this is your trick again." Zoro said seriously.

"Why should I play tricks on this kind of thing? Am I free?"

"Hard to say."

"I ride a horse!"

"Okay, okay, stop arguing." Sanji interrupted, "What should we do now?"

"Treat the disease, what else can I do?"

"How?"

"How about some meat?"

"How about a drink?"

"Eat oranges. Don't Nami like oranges the most?"

"Are you devils?" Weiwei couldn't bear to listen to their words of killing each other and shouted loudly.

"Of course it's a doctor! A bunch of idiots."

"Yes, yes, let's go find a doctor!"

"But where is the doctor?"

"Huh? You don't know?"

"Yeah yeah."

“It’s better to eat meat simply.”

"Drink another bucket of ice wine..."

"Oh!"

"Oh!"

Sammy knocked the fair-weather brother to the ground with two punches, and then calmly spoke to the others.

"I know where the doctor is."

"Sanji, carry Nami into the cabin."

"Usopp, go to the helm and change the course."

"Target, Drum Island!"

"Full speed ahead!"