Pirate: Just ask, I know everything

"Don't, don't shoot, wow..." A girl with orange hair and a great figure immediately walked out of the warehouse.

I saw her crying, trembling, and a look of horror on her face.

People who don't know the situation will definitely think of her as a frightened, weak girl and let their guard down.

But Sammy wasn't fooled.

As a little thief cat who dared to make an agreement with the fish-man dragon to save the village at the age of 10, and has since stolen all major ships, Nami is not the kind of little girl who is easily scared to tears.

"Brother, are you the hero who came to save me?" Nami opened her big, watery, innocent eyes and deceived Sami with her admiring eyes. "I was kidnapped. It scared me to death!"

She said as she moved closer.

"Ah, I'm here to save you, beautiful lady." Sammy said deliberately.

"Great! Brother is so handsome, especially the way you shoot, you look like a knight." Nami continued to deceive Sami, getting closer step by step.

"A man like you..."

Three steps left.

"Not only kind but also powerful..."

Two steps left.

"I really love you to death."

One step left.

"Big brother..."

close.

"Suffer death, trash pirate!"

Nami suddenly stretched out her long legs and kicked Sami hard and fast in the crotch.

Her face already showed a smile of victory after she had succeeded. This ruthless trick of first seducing and then quitting has been tried and tested in the past ten years.

Sammy, who was well prepared, immediately closed his knees.

"when!"

Although it was blocked, the crisp sound still gave Sammy goosebumps.

"This girl, this is a deadly move!"

If he was suddenly hit by this move, even Kaido would have to scream, right?

Seeing that the opponent actually blocked her fatal blow, Nami became furious and tried to retreat, but Sami grabbed her arm and raised the pistol instantly.

"Brother, I was wrong, I thought you were a pirate, I..." Nami immediately began to explain.

"Stop playing tricks, Miss Nami, I know you very well."

When the other party suddenly revealed her name, Nami immediately became frightened.

"You, how do you know my name?"

"Who doesn't know the famous little thief cat? I heard that you are a thief who specializes in stealing pirate treasures." Sami smiled evilly, "Your backpack is not filled with treasures now, right?"

"No way, haha, how could it be possible? These are girls' personal belongings, haha." Nami smiled more and more awkwardly.

Sammy snapped his fingers, and the pet brutal lion plopped back from outside the cabin. There was still a large amount of blood red at the corner of his mouth, and there were also some vaguely minced meat.

Sami pointed at Nami's backpack and said, "Search it."

"Roar!"

"Wait a minute!" Nami raised her palm, "These are all the treasures I found, and they are given to you."

She threw her backpack to the ground in an instant, and the heavy package made a "bang" sound when it hit the ground.

Simply, neatly.

A good man does not suffer from immediate losses.

"Can I go?" Nami said, holding back her heartache.

"No problem." Sammy and the Brutal Lion immediately made way.

Nami clenched her fists, walked over angrily, and whispered: "Smelly pirate, damn it, so unlucky!"

"Wait a minute." Sammy's calm voice came.

Someone's pupils immediately turned white.

"I suspect you still have Bailey hidden in you."

"Brother, this, how is this possible? Look at how little I wear, how can I hide my things?"

Sammy became playful.

Somehow, he always wanted to play a prank on the Straw Hats' number one combat force, the underground captain, and the female devil who easily controlled Lu Suoxiang.

He showed a hungry look on his face and said, "I suspect there is stolen goods in your vagina, and I want to search you."

"Yamiro!" Nami immediately flew into a rage and punched Sami on the head.

"Fuck! It hurts!" Sammy felt a sharp pain coming from his head.

Is this the power to beat the whole ship?

Armed color and domineering is nothing more than that!

"I'm sorry, please leave. I was wrong." Sammy said, holding back tears.

"Really, that's so rude." Nami said fiercely, striding forward. When she passed by the cruel lion, she roared and kicked hard, "Get out of the way, you lustful lion!"

The cruel lion trembled and wanted to cry but had no tears.

"I'm going to offend whoever I'm riding on."

Sure enough, it was Nami. After getting angry, all humans and animals within ten meters died.

Watching Nami leave, Sami shook his head.

He never thought about doing anything to Nami. As an indispensable member of the Straw Hats, Sami believed that sooner or later everyone would meet again.

As for kidnapping Nami now?

Are you kidding? Let's leave such rude things to the idiot captain.

Moreover, before Aaron is dealt with, Nami will be unstable even if she stays.

Shaking his head, Sami picked up the backpack on the ground, and his eyes lit up at the heavy hand.

Heavy, too heavy.

The Iron Rod Pirates have been robbing the East China Sea over the years and have robbed a lot of treasures. Although a lot of it was spent, not a few were left behind.

Sammy opened his backpack and took a visual inspection. The coins alone were at least 300 million beli, and there were even more gold and jewelry: gold crowns, gold wine glasses, pearl necklaces, gemstone jewelry, all piled up in a mess.

"Not bad, good harvest," Sami said with satisfaction.Although at least two-thirds of it will be spent on Luffy's food, the rest is his own.

"What should I buy?" Sami wondered, "Food? Weapons? Alcohol? Medicines?"

"and many more!"

"I don't think I have anything to buy."

"Damn! Am I so wantless?"

Sammy was on the verge of tears.

It seems that I really have no needs at all.

He is neither a pot-bellied king nor a drunkard nor a sword-maniac, and there is no village to save.

If we were still on earth, I would buy some game consoles, figurine wives, sneakers and comics...

But in this world, there seems to be nothing that I like.

"It's such a failure. I don't know how to spend the money I made. This is the most painful thing."

Sammy put on his backpack in despair and walked out slowly.There was no need to search the remaining rooms, he trusted Nami's cleaning ability.

……

On the other side, the merchant ship was robbed.

"Hey, Kebi, who is this rude aunt?" Luffy asked innocently.

Everyone who heard it was dumbfounded.

"what……"

"What is this guy talking about?"

"No, the boss's expression has changed."

Kebi immediately started sweating profusely, waving his hands wildly, wanting Luffy to take back his words: "Mr. Luffy..."

"Damn it, you guy!" The obese Arrita raised a huge iron bar and hammered it down hard.

Luffy immediately dodged nimbly, then pulled Kirby and jumped easily from the hole to the wide deck of the passenger ship.

The minions who had been waiting for a long time immediately rushed forward, but were quickly turned upside down by Luffy's trick.

"Hey, you guy, have you eaten a devil fruit?" Arrita, who missed the attack, asked when she saw Luffy's limbs stretched out wantonly.

"Well, I ate the rubber fruit."

"Really, so you think you can beat me? Are you a bounty hunter?"

"No, I'm a pirate?"

"Pirate? Are you alone?"

"No, he is not alone." A strange voice suddenly came from the side.

Arrita immediately turned her head.

I saw a young man carrying a huge backpack standing on the railing of the passenger ship.

Luffy complained: "Sammy, why did you come here? You are too slow!"

"I'm sorry, I just went to find the treasure."

"Treasure?"

"Yes, I took all the treasures on their ship."

"Ah? So Sammy, are you a thief?" Luffy suddenly realized.

"Asshole! How dare you rob my treasure? Guys, catch them and kill them all." Arrita was furious.

How dare you play the mantis stalking the cicada with my "iron rod", which is unforgivable.

Sammy jumped down from the railing nimbly and whistled.

"Roar!"

The huge and brutal lion immediately rushed up and rushed towards the pirates fiercely.

"Ah, Daxiji!"

Everyone was running around in a hurry.

Seeing that his men were being chased to pieces, Arrita immediately swung the big iron rod and hammered it at Sami.

"Damn it, don't underestimate me!"

but!

"Rubber rubber pistol."

The strong rubber fist hit Arrita's body instantly, and the huge impact directly knocked her away, like a shooting star, disappearing in the blink of an eye.

Ok.

Sure enough, the hard iron rod is still inferior to the flexible rubber.