Pirate: Just ask, I know everything

"Sammy boy!!!"

A tall figure ran towards Sammy.

She waved as she ran, her huge face and body forming even halves.

Sami quickly turned around and said with a smile: "Huh? It turns out to be Ivan-chan. Is everything done?"

"Of course!" Ivankov said confidently, "I won't disappoint you."

"Well, I have always believed in you." Sammy smiled.

He glanced at Ivankov and was immediately startled: "What's going on? Why are you so seriously injured?"

Ivankov's body was covered in blood, especially his face, which was bruised and bruised. There was almost no good skin on the door panel.

"That's because, because that guy Caesar is so powerful." Ivankov suddenly cried and babbled, "I was, was beaten and disfigured..."

As she spoke, she burst into tears without any scruples, looking like she was about to cry.

A helpless expression immediately appeared on Sammy's face.

After two years of getting along day and night, he naturally knew Ivankov's fun-loving character well.

This guy must be pretending to be right again.

If the commander of the Revolutionary Army's Grand Line Army can't even handle a Caesar, then everyone should stop playing.

Go home early and nurse the baby.

Thinking of this, Sami crossed his arms and looked at Ivankov expressionlessly.

Wanted to see how long she could keep up her tricks.

Robin also stood motionless with him, with a look of laughter on his face.

This time Ivankov was in trouble.

"Could it be possible that Sammy Boy has seen through it?" She thought, "No, it's impossible, right? I've been planning this for a long time, even if he's very smart..."

"Well, Ivan-chan, the makeup on your face is stained." Sami suddenly said.

"Impossible!" Ivankov immediately retorted without thinking, "I cried for a long time and my eyes were full of tears. How could my makeup be stained?"

"You still know!" Sammy complained, "Aren't you tired of playing tricks like this all the time?"

"I'm not tired at all! I will never stop until I fool you!"

"Don't do anything stupid! Bastard!" Sammy was completely speechless.

"No, no, no." Ivankov said proudly, wagging his index finger, "How can this be a stupid thing? Now it's a big dream of my life to deceive you, do you know?"

"Second only to the kind that turns all humans into transvestites."

"Each one is more outrageous than the other!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Seeing that Sami seemed shocked by him, Ivankov finally laughed as if he had won.

He stretched out his hand and wiped away all the "bruises" and "purples" on his face, and then applied a thicker pair of makeup on himself at the speed of light.

Especially the pair of purple eyeshadows as thick as putty, it really looked like someone had punched him in the eyes.

"Where's Caesar, have you captured that guy alive?" Robin asked quickly when he saw that the two people finally stopped arguing.

"Oh, you said that guy, I locked him up." Ivankov said. "Although he is not strong enough, his fruit ability is quite dangerous, so he needs to be watched carefully."

"No, it's in the box I brought."

He said, nodding towards a large box next to him.

"You are really attentive, Ivan-chan." Robin praised with a smile.

"Hahahaha, of course, I am the smart brain of the revolutionary army."

"A big head doesn't necessarily mean you're smart, little Ivan."

Sammy complained as he walked up to the box, reached out and opened it without saying a word.

"Kay..."

"call out!"

"Snapped!"

A firework suddenly flew out of the box, shot straight into the sky, and then made a crisp explosion in mid-air.

Even in the daytime, the explosion of this firework was bright enough, and the colorful firelight projected down, just reflecting Sammy's surprised face with his mouth wide open.

Ivankov immediately straightened his back, opened his arms, and cheered loudly.

"Hey!" He shouted happily, "You were surprised by me, Sammy boy! This is my surprise for you!!!"

……

Sammy clenched his hands into fists, his armed look looming over him.

It seemed like his whole body was trembling.

"Sammy, are you okay?" Robin asked worriedly.

"I-I'm fine!" Sammy finally put down his fist and smiled at Robin.

Then, he turned around and stared at Ivankov expressionlessly.

The temperature seemed to have suddenly gotten colder again.

"S-Sami boy?" Only then did Ivankov realize that he seemed to have made a big joke.

"Don't be afraid, little Ivan." Sami suddenly smiled, "I'm not angry. It's a joke. How could I be angry?"

"But you laugh so hard that I'm scared."

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I won't do anything to you." Sami smiled and narrowed his eyes. "At most, I will deduct three months' bonus from your army."

"Ah?" Ivankov's face turned green and his body bent back.

"Plus canceling half a year's vacation."

"Ah!" Ivankov was about to bend back again, almost touching the ground.

"I will also be punished by copying the "Code of Discipline" a hundred times."

"Huh?!" Ivankov fell back, his giant face smashing a deep hole into the ground.

"What's wrong? Are you afraid now? Do you regret it?" Sami smiled coldly.

"Sammy boy, I, I..." Ivankov said tremblingly, his tone full of tears.

"I actually lied to you! Hehe!"

"Even if you beat me half to death now, you still can't stop my joy after I deceived you! Haha!"

Ivankov suddenly straightened up from the ground and shouted excitedly.

……

"Ivankov!!!" Sami was furious, "Are you treating others as fools if they are not angry?"

Swish!

Countless flames flowed out of Sammy's body and instantly enveloped his whole body.

Different from the situation two years ago, this flame armor is no longer a dazzling silvery white, but a strange deep purple.

Because Sammy's Dragon Talisman has been upgraded to another level in the past two years.

"Dragon Talisman lv4

1 You can use the Dragon Talisman to control the temperature of the sun's color ball.

2When you activate the spell, you will be immune to high temperature damage below 10000c.

3When you activate the spell, solar armor will appear all over your body. "

A high temperature of 10000c.

Not even the Yonko could withstand such high temperatures.

Even if Ivankov's strength is not weaker than the average Shichibukai.

Even if he had already retreated hundreds of meters away the moment Sami made his move.

Even if Sammy just stood there and didn't do anything.

But Ivankov still felt severe pain all over his body in an instant, and his few clothes immediately spontaneously ignited.

Not just him, but everything around him began to burst into flames.

What was originally an extremely cold environment immediately turned into a scorching hot one.

The thick snow began to melt, and the snow water began to boil with a "squeaking" sound.

But before they could bubble, they were evaporated into a ball of white gas again.

The land began to crack and melt, and magma rolled out, quickly vaporizing like snow.

If Sami hadn't been able to control the scope of influence, I'm afraid the entire Punk Hassad would have been ignited and burned to the ground in the blink of an eye.

Ivankov was shocked, and his armed domineering energy instantly enveloped his body, resisting the high temperature.

"Ivan-chan!" Sami took a step towards Ivankov.

"Ah! Death wink! Hell wink! Galaxy wink!"

Ivankov was frightened and screamed, running around desperately, activating his abilities while running back, trying to prevent Sami from approaching him.

……

Watching the two people chasing and fleeing away, Robin covered his aching head and didn't know what to say.

In the past two years, Sami has had a very good relationship with many people in the Revolutionary Army, and everyone respects and loves him.

Only Ivankov, because of his personality and seniority, always fights and fights.

Many times, Sami's relationship with her was the same as with Luffy.

I'm always so angry that my teeth itch.

Fortunately, they both knew the rules and didn't cause any trouble, so he let them go.