Pirate: Just ask, I know everything

Hearing that Sammy once again firmly rejected his request to hold a banquet, Luffy suddenly had a bitter look on his face.

"What the hell, Sammy, you're too stingy." Luffy said angrily, "It's a shame that I let you be the vice-captain."

"Then take it back quickly!" Sami was eager for him to do this. "I finally managed to store enough food with Keya's help. I don't want you to finish it in one day."

"What are you talking about, Sammy!" Luffy said forcefully, "I only need an hour!"

"What are you so proud of!" Sammy shouted with eyes wide open, "Go aside and stay well!"

After being scolded by Sami, Luffy, unwilling to accept it, shrunk his neck, pursed his lips, and wandered around the boat with crab steps.

It had only been less than half a day since sailing, and this guy was already bored.

"Zoron, get up and play cards. I'm bored now."

Zoro didn't even look at him. He waved the big and scary barbell in a horse stance and said breathlessly: "Wait until I finish...ten, ten thousand times of sword swing training...let's talk about it later. "

"What, it's so boring!" Luffy pursed his lips.

He expressed his disbelief at Zoro's efforts to keep exercising.

If you want to become stronger, don't you just need to eat more meat?

Why throw a barbell?

Zoro is really lazy.

Luffy secretly cursed and continued to take crab steps to find Usopp.

Suddenly he seemed to have discovered something interesting and asked excitedly: "Hey, Usopp, what are you doing?"

"Me? I'm practicing how to operate the cannon. After all, as a sniper, I have to be able to use any long-range weapon."

"Cannon! It's so interesting! Take me one!"

"Oh, oh, okay, can you jerk off, Luffy?"

Luffy shook his head and said sincerely: "I haven't tried it yet, but I can learn."

"Very good, then you can be my first apprentice." Usopp immediately became excited when he heard that Luffy, a pervert, had something he didn't know and asked him for advice.

"Okay, Master."

"Very good, I like your attitude." Usopp said proudly. After clearing his throat, he said in a lower voice, "The first step in having sex is to take off your clothes."

"clothing?"

"That's right, it's the gun jacket that covers the cannon and protects the barrel."

"Is that this?" Luffy understood immediately. It turned out to be the canvas on the cannon.

He quickly tore it off, revealing the smooth body of the gun. The black and thick barrel looked very ferocious.

"Yes, it seems that you have made great progress under my guidance. You are worthy of being my apprentice, Usopp."

"Long live Master Usopp! Long live."

"Yeah! Yeah! Keep a low profile and move on to the second step. Adjust the angle of the cannon and aim at the target."

"Okay, I'm done." Luffy picked up the cannon and took a casual look forward.

"Loading gunpowder and shells."

"It's loaded!"

"fire!"

"fire!"

Boom!

The cannon on the bow of the Meili let out a powerful roar, and the gun barrel spit out flames and fired the iron ball, hitting an island not far away.

"100 points, perfect shot!" Usopp shouted immediately when he saw the rock above the island broken into countless pieces through the telescope.

"Thank you, Master Usopp, for your teaching."

"You're welcome, you're welcome. It seems that you are already one-tenth as good as me. It's really gratifying."

"No matter where you are, Master Usopp, you are the most powerful."

"Hahaha, you are too complimentary."

The two troublemakers complimented each other, unaware that they had gotten into big trouble.

A small boat suddenly burst out of the mist of gravel and dust under the island reef, rushing over like an arrow.

A man with a tattoo on the right side of his face and wearing sunglasses brandished a long knife and shouted angrily at the Meili: "You bastard, you dare to sneak attack us, you stinky pirates should die!"

His face was gray and dusty, and it looked like he had suffered a lot of scratches.

There was also a gray-faced man lying in the boat, who looked like his life or death was unknown.

These two people are Johnny and Joseph - Zoro's younger brother when he first debuted, nicknamed the Sword Master and the Sword King.

"Ah! There are actually people on that island!"

"Heh... Luffy, you've got yourself into big trouble."

The two people were immediately in a panic.

Nami, who had been alarmed by the sound of Luffy's cannon fire, was also stunned.

This cannon can hit anyone on any rock.

What is this luck?

Why don't you gamble with others?

Only Sami, who was familiar with the plot, had anticipated it and silently brought a glass of lime juice, ready to wipe away Luffy's troubles.

As soon as Johnny got close to the Meili, he jumped up with agility, raised his knife and shouted menacingly: "Who attacked us just now, stand up quickly, I will teach you a lesson."

"I'm sorry, we didn't mean it." Luffy and Usopp immediately bowed and apologized.

"If saying sorry is useful, then why use the police?" The tattooed man didn't accept the apology at all and just slashed at him with a knife.

Usopp immediately ran away with his head in his arms, and Luffy jumped away to avoid it, knowing that he was in the wrong.

The three people immediately got involved and soon made the Meili a mess.

Sammy ignored the three people who were jostling, and slinked to the boat that Johnny and the others were driving on, and poured all the freshly squeezed lime juice into Joseph's mouth.

Soon, after drinking a glass of lime juice, the man who was suffering from sepsis was relieved of his symptoms and even opened his eyes after a while.

This is too outrageous!

Sami once again lamented the lack of science in the world of "One Piece".

You know, in the previous life on earth, even if the technology was so advanced, sepsis was still one of the difficult and complicated diseases that many doctors found difficult.

Because pathogenic microorganisms invade the blood circulation and produce a large amount of toxins, causing severe toxemia symptoms, the treatment of sepsis takes a long time and requires a variety of high-precision instruments and drugs.

How is it possible that drinking a glass of lime juice will cure you.

As soon as Joseph opened his eyes and saw Sami, he was immediately frightened. He rolled back on his hands and feet, grabbed his sword and asked alertly: "Who are you? Why are you on my boat?"

"My name is Ragnar Sammy, and I'm here to save you."

"Save me?" Joseph was stunned for a moment, and then felt a sour taste in his mouth. His expression immediately changed and he said, "What did you give me? Poison?"

"It's lime juice. It'll cure your scurvy."

"scurvy?"

"Yes, scurvy is... forget it, you won't understand it even if I explain it. Anyway, you just need to know that I am not your enemy."

"Then why did you save me?"

"Because my idiot captain did something very sorry for you." Sami said, "Besides, Zoro and I are also partners."

"Brother Sauron? Do you know Brother Sauron?" Joseph said in surprise. You must know that he and Sauron haven't met for a long time. How could he not be surprised when he heard Sauron's name now.

"Well, he is my companion now." Sami pointed to the Meili behind him and said, "Let's go, you should really want to see him, I will take you there."

As he said that, he dodged and returned to the Meili.

Just in time to see Sauron and Johnny recognize each other.

The culprits, Luffy and Usopp, were standing aside, acting like elementary school students who had made a mistake, with their heads lowered and motionless.

Judging from the big candied haws-like bumps on their heads, they must have been severely repaired by Zoro during Sammy's absence.