Pirate: Just ask, I know everything

the other side.

Usopp left the restaurant and went straight to Keya's house.

It's time for daily storytelling.

As usual, he dodged the guards, got through the guardrail, climbed up the big tree outside the window, sat on the branch and called out Keya, and then began to eloquently tell adventure stories that didn't exist at all.

Although each of these stories was more outrageous than the last, they still made the little beauty laugh.

Looking at Keya's innocent smile, Usopp felt even happier than receiving the honor of "the bravest warrior on the sea".

After all, to a certain extent, the danger of seducing a rich lady in a private meeting is no worse than fighting a huge whale.

Soon, after the story was told, Usopp brought the topic to today's interesting events.

"Keya, I met a group of pirates today, and every one of them is a fierce guy." Usopp said enthusiastically, "Although it's not as good as Captain Usopp, it's not bad either, hahahaha .”

"Really? A pirate?"

"Well, they are real pirates. The leader is a guy with a straw hat, but he doesn't seem to have a very good mind."

The eldest daughter of a wealthy family who was educated in etiquette quickly interrupted him: "Usopp, you can't speak ill of people behind their backs."

"Okay, actually that guy looks really powerful." Afraid of Keya being angry, Usopp quickly praised Luffy, "I think ten of those guys together can probably rival me."

"Really? Then he's really not bad."

"You know, Keya, one day I will go to sea and become a real warrior on the sea. When I think of this, my heart that longs for freedom is beating." Usopp said more and more He became more and more excited, "Don't worry, Keya, I will tell you all the adventure stories when I come back one day."

"Thank you, Usopp, for staying with me during my illness."

"Hahaha, it's okay. Although Captain Usopp is a ruthless person, he treats his friends as warmly as spring."

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

The two people talked and laughed happily.

until……

"Hey, Usopp, where is the boiled whale you mentioned? Where is it?" A boy wearing a straw hat suddenly stuck his head out from the tree.

His long neck fell from the leaves, jumping and jumping like a hanged man!

"Ah, monster!"

Usopp, who was admiring the beautiful smile of his childhood sweetheart, was startled by Luffy's sudden appearance.

"Monster? Where are you?" Luffy said excitedly, turning to look at Keya, "Is that you? Watch me beat you away! Rubber rubber..."

"stop!"

Usopp roared after reacting.

Keya almost died.

"What's wrong? Isn't she a monster?"

"It doesn't look like it no matter how you look at it!"

"Really? I know." Luffy jumped up from the tree and landed on the window sill, scaring Keya so much that he stepped back, "You just boil the whale, I'm going to start it!"

"Stop! Idiot!" Usopp hurriedly reached out to grab Luffy, and the two of them immediately lost their center of gravity and fell to the ground.

Even though he was beaten to a pulp, he at least prevented a sexual assault.

"What are you doing, Usopp, you are too stingy, I just want to have a taste."

"Did she give you something to taste?"

"Don't mind, we can be together."

"Stop talking!" Usopp put a knife on Luffy's head, stopping him from speaking as he could not pass the trial.

"Okay, since you don't want to, forget it." Luffy stood up and dusted himself off, "I'm going back to find Sammy. He likes to give me half of the things."

Usopp ignored Luffy, raised his head and asked anxiously: "Keya, are you okay? Are you not scared?"

"No, Usopp, I'm fine." Keya poked her head out from the window sill, "Is this person the pirate you mentioned?"

"Ang, yes, he is." Usopp said, "Although he is not very smart, he is the captain of the pirate group. By the way, he also knows my father!"

"Huh? Does he know Uncle Jesus Bu?"

Luffy heard someone calling Jesus Bu's name and asked in surprise: "Hey, Miss Whale, do you know Jesus Bu too?"

"Yes, although I have never met him, I often hear Usopp mention it."

"Really? Hehe." Luffy said happily, "Jesus Bu is a very powerful pirate. I once saw him hit a wine bottle from a long distance. Hahahaha, it's really awesome! "

When Usopp heard Luffy praising his father, he immediately said proudly: "Of course, my father is a true sea warrior."

"Sea warrior? Stop joking! He's just a dirty pirate who abandoned his wife and children!"

A serious and cold voice suddenly broke in, interrupting the conversation between the three of them.

Keya and Usopp's faces suddenly changed.

Luffy tilted his head, pointed at the man who just walked over and asked, "Who is this uncle with shit on his body?"

The person who came was a cold man wearing a black suit and big glasses. The "shit on his body" refers to the Xiang-like pattern on both sides of his pockets.

"Hmph! Saying such vulgar words is simply insulting to people's ears." The man opened his mouth and sarcastically said, "Looking at the stupid look on your face, it goes without saying that you are also a dirty pirate."

"I am indeed a pirate, hehe." Luffy said with a smile, "My name is Monkey D. Luffy, and I am the man who wants to become the Pirate King."

"One Piece!" The man was obviously stunned when he heard this, and then frowned and said, "I don't care what your stupid dream is, get out of this manor as soon as possible!"

"Krabatl! That's so rude!" Keya heard the man's expulsion order and immediately stopped him.

"Miss! How can you see outsiders privately? Have you forgotten what the doctor said?" Krabattle, also known as Crowe, said seriously, "If these rude guys disturb your rest, then how can I die?" The master will tell you."

"Stop talking, Krabaatar!" Keya immediately became unhappy when he mentioned his dead father.

Although her father has passed away several years ago, she still has not gotten over her grief, which is why her health has always been poor.

It's a pity that Crowe didn't stop talking: "Since the master entrusted you to me before his death, I have to take responsibility."

After he finished speaking, he looked at Usopp and continued to spray venom: "I have heard that there is a poor boy in the village who comes to see you every day. This is really rude. How can you make friends with such a person? There is no such thing as this I can’t allow such people to tarnish our manor.”

"What did you say? You guy!" Usopp couldn't bear it anymore after hearing this. He jumped up and punched Crowe, knocking him to the ground.

Keya immediately shouted: "No! Usopp!"

Crowe, who was lying on the ground, showed an imperceptible smile.

Obviously, his purpose is to anger Usopp.

Pretending to be seriously injured and continuing to lie on the ground, Crowe touched the hit cheek while continuing to insult Usopp: "Sure enough, you will use violence if you disagree! This kind of rude behavior is your trash father. Was it given to you?"

"You guy!" Usopp couldn't help but rushed over and wanted to punch him again.

Keya yelled and stopped: "Stop, Usopp, don't use violence!"

"Koya?" Usopp woke up and quickly looked up.

Keya was crying, looking at the two of them helplessly.

As the one caught between the two, she is really in a dilemma now!

Krabaatar was the housekeeper left by her father, and she regarded him as a relative.

Usopp is her best friend and only friend.

No matter which one, she couldn't choose.

"Keya, what's wrong with you? Did I scare you? Don't cry!" Usopp was anxiously thinking of remedies.

He knew about Keya's condition, and such excitement would definitely aggravate her condition.

It's a pity that he is the only one who thinks so.

Kroko didn't care about this, he never cared about Keya's health.

"As expected, I am of dirty pirate blood. I will hit anyone if I disagree with you. If you still want to hit me, then go ahead. However, no matter what, I will not let someone with ill intentions like you get close to Miss Keya. .”

"I..." Usopp picked up his fist and forced it down, "No, I can't be a rude person in front of Keya."

He silently lowered his fist.

Prepare to leave from here first.

Seeing Usopp's actions, Crowe had a proud smile on his face, as if he was proud of his successful attack.

"What an idiot, he can even fall for such a little trick." Crowe thought proudly.

For a long time, he was most proud of his various tricks.

Whether they are pirates, navy, subordinates, enemies, or friends, just by using their brains, they can play with these idiots and achieve their goals easily.

This feeling of having a winning chance made Crowe extremely obsessed with it.

As if he were a god.

Now, thinking that the plan he had been holding back for three years would soon be successful, he felt like he was in a state of ecstasy all over his body.

"A bunch of brainless idiots." Crowe said contemptuously in his heart again.

……

"Hey, hey, who's that bastard saying that pirates are dirty guys?" came an arrogant voice, "As a real pirate, I can't pretend I didn't hear this!"