Pirate: Just ask, I know everything

When Sami arrived at the banquet, the chief of the Sandia clan was politely inviting the Straw Hats to sit down.

"Doctor Qiaoba, you are our distinguished guest, please take a seat." The chief said sincerely, with a very humble attitude.

"No, no, no need, Chief. As a doctor, it is my duty to save lives and heal the wounded. You don't have to be so polite."

The little reindeer waved his hands repeatedly and backed away when he was frightened.

Sanji glanced at the seat the chief had spoken of.

It turned out to be a soft mat decorated with flowers.

Not only was it filled with all kinds of food and drinks, but there were also four young girls sitting on their knees waiting to be served.

The sexy chef immediately became jealous and said: "Hey, old man, don't you mean the seat with the four beautiful ladies when you talk about it?"

"Yes, doctor is the most respected profession in our clan, so Mr. Chopper, please don't refuse." The chief invited again.

Not only him, this time even Weber and the guerrillas joined the invitation.

After all, many of the people Chopper saved were their brothers, so they naturally wanted to be grateful.

Sanji yelled unwillingly: "Why! I have also cooked a lot of food!"

"Why can't I enjoy such treatment! Are you discriminating against chefs, old man! Give me eight beautiful ladies!"

"Shut up!" Nami slashed Sanji's head with a knife.

Chopper still seemed to refuse: "But, but..."

"Chopper, don't let down other people's kindness." Sammy patted his head and said.

"Yes, you are now the most distinguished guest, even more powerful than me." Luffy said with a smile.

"Yes, really?" Chopper was shocked and turned to ask the chief, "Then, do I need to give a speech? Like Luffy."

"No, no, no," the chief said with a smile, "You just need to enjoy it."

Chopper nodded after hearing this, swallowed, and walked towards the four young girls who were smiling and waving to him, with a look of determination on his face.

Sanji said angrily: "What is that guy worried about? Will the beautiful lady hurt him? This bastard."

Needless to say, this guy has upset 100 jealousy jars.

Soon, as soon as Chopper approached his seat, he was pulled by four girls and sat on the soft mat.

Then eight delicate hands brought all kinds of delicacies to Chopper's mouth.

Sanji yelled, threw his face to the ground, and kept beating the ground with his hands: "I hate it so much, why didn't I learn medical skills in the first place..."

Others are used to it.

Robin smiled and said, "Nobles really respect doctors."

"Yes, after all, this is how Nolando rescued us back then."

The chief smiled and said, "We Sandians attach great importance to banquet etiquette and will arrange the seats of arriving guests one by one according to their dignity."

"The doctor always comes first."

"What about the second one?"

"I don't know what your profession is, little girl."

"archaeologist."

"Oh, what a coincidence. The second most distinguished guest is an archaeologist. Please sit next to me." The chief said happily.

"Don't even think about it!" Sami was furious, "It seems like you made up these rules, old bastard!"

The chief quickly explained: "No, no, this is really an ancient tradition of our people. We Sandians respect history very much, after all..."

"What exactly?" Robin asked immediately.

"This is a secret that our family has kept for hundreds of years and must not be revealed to outsiders."

The chief said with a serious face, "If you don't want to get into trouble!"

"We won't ask anymore, we don't want to know." Usopp shouted immediately.

"But since you are all distinguished guests, I'd better tell you."

"Then why are you scaring me!!"

"In the hometown of our clan, a piece of historical text has been preserved on the golden bell of Shantora."

"For hundreds of years, we have been following the wishes of our ancestors and protecting it well," the chief said. "This is why we respect history."

Robin's eyes widened and he said in disbelief: "Historical text? There is actually a historical text here? Impossible, right?"

The Straw Hats all felt Robin's shock. They had never seen Robin act so out of control before.

Luffy was the first to ask: "Robin, what is the text of history?"

"The historical text records the historical truth of the 'Blank 100 Years', and it is also what I have been pursuing all my life."

"What are the blank 100 years?"

"The history of our world, although ancient, is recorded through various books and relics."

"Only about 800 to 900 years ago, this period of history is completely blank and cannot be found at all. So it is called the 'Blank 100 Years'."

"Oh, what is that relic text..."

"Hey! This guy has some common sense after all! Idiot!" Sanji cursed immediately when he saw that Luffy was still asking.

"Don't you see Sister Robin is very excited now?"

"sorry."

Robin smiled at Luffy and said not to worry.

Then she couldn't wait to ask the chief: "Old man, is the historical text you mentioned still in Shantola?"

"It's still there! The stone tablet with the record is very strong and will not be easily damaged."

"Okay!" Robin said firmly, as if he had made up his mind, "I must go and take a look."

"You're crazy! Robin!" Usopp shouted, "Shandora is now under the rule of God Enel. Aren't you afraid of being killed?"

"I must see the true text of history, even if I die, it doesn't matter."

"Don't sound so scary!"

Luffy smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, Usopp, don't forget that our purpose this time is to beat up Enel."

"That's right!" Sanji also became excited: "That guy actually dared to steal Miss Nami's golden clock and Miss Robin's historical text."

"I will never let him go, let him die to make amends!"

"Those two things obviously belong to us Sandians, when did they become yours?" Kamaqili couldn't help but complain.

"Idiot! As long as Miss Nami and Sister Robin like something, it belongs to us."

"Anyone who goes against a lady's will, I will kick them all away!"

"What a big breath!"

"That bastard scolded me?"

Sanji turned around angrily and was about to rant, but he didn't expect that the person speaking was actually the female guerrilla Raqi.

His expression immediately changed and he put on a perverted smile.

"Miss Lucky is so powerful when she scolds people! She is just as sexy as Miss Nami!"

"Don't take me with you! You idiot!" Nami angrily stabbed him again, and the cook immediately fell intoxicated.

Kamachili, who was cold and unsmiling by nature, looked at the dishonest Straw Hats.

He turned to Weber and asked, "Are you sure these are the helpers you found? And not a group of circus clowns?"

"Kamaqili, actually..."

Webb was about to explain, but was interrupted by another guerrilla Braham: "Webb, we should not doubt the decision you made as a warrior commander."

"But these guys don't look like they are capable of fighting. Are you sure they can help?"

Another guerrilla member, Jiebao, was more direct: "You can't say that, at least in terms of making people laugh, their stupidity and arrogance can already help."

These guys made sarcasm one after another, and each one was so loud that they completely regarded the Straw Hats as air.

Except for Luffy, who was still concentrating on eating and drinking, and Chopper, who was sitting on the seat and being tortured, everyone was angry.

The Straw Hats all have different personalities and likes and dislikes.

But there is only one thing that everyone is surprisingly consistent about, that is, they hate being looked down upon.

The same goes for Usopp, who is currently glaring at the Xandian guerrillas!

"I can't stand these guys even for the sake of gold."

"Asshole, I am the great Captain Usopp, the bravest Splatoon on the sea in the future, who do you look down on?"

"You are eating the food I made but you turned around and scolded the cook. It seems I have to teach you dining etiquette!"

Zoro finally put down the wine glass, touched the knife and sneered: "The wine of the Sandians is indeed not good!"

"Asshole! Are you insulting us?" Camachili was furious.

"You people from Qinghai who don't know the heights of heaven and earth," Braham said disdainfully.

"Do you know what kind of monster Enel is? How dare you overestimate your own abilities and try to defeat him. It's really laughable."

Lucky also said with a cold face: "For Dr. Chopper's sake, we will treat you like distinguished guests."

"Otherwise Qinghai people like you don't deserve our hospitality at all."

"Rakhi! That's enough!"

Weber couldn't bear it anymore and stood up and yelled at his team members, intending to stop them from speaking dangerously.

He knew the terrifying strength of the Straw Hats.

If a fight breaks out, no one in Sandia can stop it.

His own team members underestimated the strength of the Straw Hats based on their appearance. This was simply nonsense!

These guys don’t know how high the sky is!

Overcome!

For the first time, Weber felt the helplessness the Straw Hats had when they first faced him.

"Sammy, you..." Weber looked at Sammy who had been silent since the quarrel.

He was nervous inside.

If the Straw Hats asked who was the strongest, he wouldn't know.

But if you want to ask who is the scariest, it must be the young man in front of you, with a harmless smile on his face.

Sami grinned, clapped his hands fiercely and said: "As the saying goes, there is no deal without fighting, how about we compete?"