Reborn in the Water Margin as emperor, built tanks to level the world

Wu Song was walking on the deserted Yanggu streets, and occasionally heard a few barking dogs.

As the sun gradually rose, there were more and more pedestrians on the road.

Merchants on both sides who were doing daily business now began to open their doors, preparing to sort out their goods and put them on the shelves for sale.

And some ordinary people who were rushing to work were now wearing thick cotton clothes.

He lowered his head, avoided the wind and snow, and marched forward.

It was still the same small town scene that Wu Song was quite familiar with.

It's just that this time, whenever Wu Song wants to say hello to those people, when those neighbors who were quite familiar with him see him, there will always be an inconvenient look on their faces or between their eyebrows. .

Either they exchanged a few words with him and turned around and left, or they just chatted with him without talking much.

Wu Song naturally felt very strange.

But when he wanted to ask further, the neighborhood merchants were already far away.

It was as if she was afraid of staying with him for too long.

This couldn't help but make Wu Song's heart sink even more.

A few dozen steps further is the first teahouse in Yanggu County.

The owner of the teahouse is named Zhang. Because he is practical and honest in business, he is often called Zhang Erga behind his back.

That Zhang Erga also opened very early today.

Although now, the morning chill has not dissipated.

But there were already several people sitting on the first floor of the teahouse.

Several of them were sitting around a square table, eating peanuts and drinking tea, while gossiping excitedly.

One of them had a slightly wretched appearance, a slender figure, and was quite flexible when running and jumping.

He is often called the jumping monkey by his neighbors.

This jumping monkey is a well-known idler in Yanggu County.

On weekdays, I just do those dirty tricks, stir up trouble and blackmail some money.

Today, as soon as he met some of his 'close friends', he started to talk a lot and show off what he had seen and heard in the past few days.

They are all scoundrels and idlers, so the topics these people talk about must be about women.

It just so happened that what the jumping monkey was talking about today was some erotic stories about Pan Jinlian, the wife of Wu Da.

Nawu's wife, Pan Jinlian, was tall because of her peach-like face, pink lips and sultry eyes.

Just a few days after moving here with her husband Wu Dalang, it attracted the covetous attention of almost all the idle and lazy people in Quanyanggu County.

Therefore, Mrs. Wu's romantic affair has become the most enduring topic among these idle and lazy people.

The Jumping Monkey had just taken a large sip of tea, and then mysteriously said to the few idle men sitting around:

"There's something that I'm afraid none of you know."

"Mrs. Wu, you don't know how to leave the front door or step out of the door, but when you do that romantic thing, you are really excited!"

When the idle and lazy people around heard what Jumping Monkey said, their eyes could not help but stare, a little bigger than a copper bell.

When the big mouth opened, the saliva in his mouth almost fell into several people's tea bowls.

With a lewd smile on his face, his breathing quickened:

"Jumping Monkey, don't try to whet the appetites of our brothers."

"Say it quickly!"

"Yes, yes, tell me quickly!"

"Isn't it that our brothers invited you to tea this time just to hear these things from your mouth?"

"If you don't say it now, then we won't invite you to tea."

"Yes, tell me quickly, our brothers are all impatient!"

Jumping Monkey looked at the extremely enthusiastic eyes of the brothers around him, and of course he felt extremely proud:

"Brothers, please don't be anxious."

"I'll tell you here."

"Didn't I tell my brothers last time that the senior official Ximen was interested in having a concubine with Mrs. Wu?"

"Then, after another tug from Wang Po, the matter was settled."

But just as Jumping Monkey was talking about this, he was interrupted by several people around him:

"Oh, we all know here. Later, when Wu Dalang went to catch the traitor, wasn't he kicked in the chest by Ximen Qingchao?"

"Since then, I can't seem to get up."

"We want to hear about the future. What about the future?"

The jumping monkey smiled slyly, and then smacked his lips in a mocking manner:

"We've had several bowls of this tea, and it's already tasteless."

“If you want to hear what’s coming next, do you have to find that Zhang Erga to refill the pot?”

After hearing this, the few people sitting around were helpless, but there was nothing they could do.

After all, what Jumping Monkey said a few days ago was really attractive.

So those few people collected some scattered copper coins and invited the Jumping Monkey to drink a pot of good tea again.

When the new pot of tea is served, the jumping monkey no longer cares about it.

He opened his mouth and could no longer close it:

"By the way, that day, I was preparing to think about some money-making business, and happened to pass by the door of Madam Wu's house."

"Guess what?"

"Oh my god, I actually heard the murmuring sounds of Pan Jinlian and Ximen officials coming from there!"

"Brothers, do you know how exciting that is?"

"Listen, I can't hold it any longer."

"So, after taking a look that no one was around, I leaned on the door panel and looked inside."

"But he said that the high-ranking official from Ximen is really a very brave man. He stole all this stuff to the master's house."

"If my guess is correct, Wu Dalang, who was kicked by Ximen Qing, was living on the second floor at that time."

"But Ximen Qing and Mrs. Wu happened to do that unspeakable thing on a square table in the main hall on the first floor!"

"The sound was so loud that it almost broke my ears."

"In the meantime, I also heard that Wu Dalang was roaring upstairs, asking for water and food."

"But Mrs. Wu only cares about having fun with Ximen officials and doesn't pay any attention to her."

"Originally, I wanted to lie there and watch and listen for a while, but I was afraid that the senior official from Ximen would find out."

"So every time I just listen for a while and then leave."

"Over time, I even had such an idea in my mind."

"I'm afraid that the senior official from Ximen didn't think Wu Dalang died quickly enough, so he deliberately used this method to piss him off."

"If this is really the case, then Wu Dalang's life will really be more miserable than that of Huang Lian!"

"It's really hard to die in peace when you marry a wife like this!"

Having said this, the jumping monkey just stopped for a while.

He drank a whole bowl of tea.

But even though he stopped talking, the people surrounding him started to gather in an endless stream:

"To tell you the truth, I have long been coveted by Madam Wu's body."

"Before this, I had never had the opportunity to see Madam Wu."

"And after that, Wu Dalang's younger brother Wu Song came back again."

"This makes me even more afraid."

"Finally, when Wu Song went to Tokyo for business, the high official from Ximen came in again!"

"This, this is really disappointing!"

"Yes, yes, if I can have a good relationship with Madam Wu in my lifetime, it will be worth my life!"

As soon as the naughty voice finished, the men around him burst into laughter.