Reborn in the Water Margin as emperor, built tanks to level the world
Chapter 1 What's the situation?
Somehow, Zhao Ji slept very comfortably.
I always feel that the air in my dream is quite fresh and the quilt on the bed is particularly soft.
When I feel comfortable physically and mentally, I twist my waist and want to change my posture.
But suddenly, a sharp pain hit his head, forcing him to open his eyes.
All around are golden dragon tents, showing luxury and nobility.
The body was covered with a golden silk brocade quilt embroidered with a five-clawed dragon.
Turning around and looking out of the bed, what he saw were either dragon-carved wooden doors made of rosewood, or all kinds of furniture with golden and pure red as the main colors.
On the ground, there is a gorgeous yellow and red carpet, which is luxurious and grand.
who am I?
where am I?
What am I going to do?
Zhao Ji is confused!
Because the place he was in now was not at all the place he was familiar with.
Although this pillow is extremely fine in workmanship, isn't its style too old?
There are also two candle lamps hanging on the left and right sides in front of the bed, decorated with tassels.
This thing can also be used for lighting?
However, the workmanship is really exquisite, and it would not be an exaggeration to say it is a handicraft.
Where am I?
Why are there not only no lamps and light bulbs here, but also no sockets that are most commonly used in daily life?
I vaguely remember that when I went out on a date with the nurse, I seemed to have been hit by a car.
How come you are here in the blink of an eye?
Just when Zhao Ji's mind was in chaos and he wanted to struggle to get up from the bed and prepare to take a closer look at where this was...
A woman in palace clothes, leaning on the side of the big bed, dozing off, came into view.
She was an extremely dignified and delicate woman.
Judging from his appearance, he is probably only eighteen or nineteen years old.
Among the rather complicated headwear, there are both pale pink silk peonies and flower-shaped pure gold tassels.
Three thousand green silk hair is tied up in a bun at the back of the head, and a round jade pendant with light green and dark blue tassels is worn on the chest.
Especially that lovely face like a beautiful jade, plus the cherry-shaped mouth that was slightly pursed while sleeping.
Zhao Ji only took one look and found it difficult to look away.
Because he always felt that those pink lips were tempting him all the time.
Zhao Ji used his arms to support his body and slowly stood up.
As the distance gradually got closer, a trace of sweet smell slowly filled the nasal cavity.
This is a feeling that is both refreshing and extremely exciting.
But for some reason, just when Zhao Ji was about to kiss the beautiful lady in palace attire, he felt a sudden sharp pain three inches above his forehead.
The feeling like an ax chopping with a knife suddenly made Zhao Ji so painful that he had difficulty breathing.
As if instinctively, he touched the painful area, and a bruised pustule, slightly larger than a quail egg, popped out on his head.
As the severe pain continued, Zhao Ji lost his previous interest and began to re-evaluate the environment here.
Judging from the interior decoration alone, I am afraid that I am already on the set of a costume drama crew.
Otherwise, everything around here is completely unexplainable.
However, even if you are filming, you still have to tell me!
No matter the salary, no script, no preparation for anything, you dragged me here while I was in a daze?
On my head, a bag came out for me inexplicably?
Also, where are the cameras, directors, lighting engineers, etc.?
Why did I look around several times but couldn't find it?
How about I wake that woman up first and ask her what's going on?
never mind!
No matter what the situation, I have no interest in accompanying a bunch of incomprehensible guys and talking nonsense here!
Hurry up and contact my little nurse sister, she is the real deal!
Thinking of this, Zhao Ji suddenly reached down with his hands, trying to take out his mobile phone.
But after touching it down, I found that let alone the mobile phone, this dress didn't even have pockets!
As for the area near the pillow, there was no sign of a mobile phone at all.
Now that things have happened, Zhao Ji is really anxious.
What are you doing, where is my phone?
That nurse girl, I just hooked up with online a few days ago.
Just waiting to go on a date tonight.
If I can't get in touch at this point, wouldn't my hard work these days have been in vain?
While Zhao Ji was hurriedly looking for his cell phone on the bed, he unknowingly made a louder noise.
After a while, the beautiful woman in palace clothes who was leaning on the side of the big bed woke up:
"Official, official?"
"Guanjia, you finally woke up. It's really, really great."
"I will report this good news to the Queen and all my sisters now."
After the beautiful lady in palace clothes finished speaking, she twisted her slender waist and was about to run out the door.
But at this moment, he was stopped by Zhao Ji from behind:
"Well, that little beauty, please wait a moment..."
"Can you tell me, what kind of crew are you here?"
"Who is the director?"
"Isn't this style of doing things too wild?
"No one else has figured out what's going on, so you just drag them over to act?"
"If you want to ask me to film a movie, you have to tell me how much the salary is and where the script is, right?"
"Also, where did you do my cell phone?"
Ever since Zhao Ji said the first words to the beauty in palace attire, the beauty in palace attire seemed to have been cast a immobilization spell.
Not to mention opening his mouth to speak, he didn't even move his body.
And as Zhao Ji spoke more and more, the expression on the face of the beautiful lady in palace clothes became more frightened.
Even those small white jade-like hands began to tremble involuntarily.
At the end, I burst out crying:
"Woooooooo..."
"Guan Jia, what's wrong with you?"
"Could it be possible, could it be that you hit your head?"
"This, what can we do?"
"I, my concubine, will help the officials call the imperial doctor!"
When Zhao Ji saw the beautiful woman in palace attire, instead of facing his problem directly, she acted more and more well.
I couldn't help but feel a little angry in my heart:
"Hey!"
"Are you done with this woman? You're addicted to acting, aren't you?"
"Okay, next, it's not enough if you don't act!"
"Since you call me Guanjia, then I am the emperor of the Song Dynasty now, right?"
"Then I want you to come here quickly, take off your palace clothes, and lie down on the dragon's roof!"
The beautiful lady in palace attire was full of astonishment, her beautiful eyes were filled with tears, and she was biting her tender lips.
His expression was very hesitant.
But after all, he still dared not disobey Zhao Ji's will.
Zhao Ji looked at the timid and confused beauty in palace attire, slowly walked to Long Tao, took off his shoes and socks and lay down on him.
The expression on his face is really wonderful:
"You took the initiative to go to bed without any resistance."
"If something happens later, you can't blame me!"
"Also, if you are willing to tell me the truth about what I just asked you, then let's forget about it today."
"If you dare to continue acting with me, once my lust rises later, you will definitely be the one to suffer!"
But at this moment, the beautiful woman in palace attire lying on the dragon cave seemed to have not heard what Zhao Ji said just now, and her face was filled with worry, with tears still stained on her face, caring about him:
"Guan family, I beg you, please let me go find the imperial doctor for you."
"If the delay is too long, then, then..."
As the beautiful lady in palace attire spoke, she started sobbing.
Now that things have happened, Zhao Ji has a guess in his mind, that is, he has really traveled to the Song Dynasty for the first time.
But that matter, to him, is simply lower than the probability of winning a [-] million jackpot by buying lottery tickets!
So at this moment, looking at the beautiful lady in palace clothes lying on the dragon cave and sobbing, the thoughts in her head are so persistent:
"Since I can't convince you, then I have to be serious with you."
"I don't believe it. When you and I were cooking rice, you, the director of the crew, didn't come out!"
I always feel that the air in my dream is quite fresh and the quilt on the bed is particularly soft.
When I feel comfortable physically and mentally, I twist my waist and want to change my posture.
But suddenly, a sharp pain hit his head, forcing him to open his eyes.
All around are golden dragon tents, showing luxury and nobility.
The body was covered with a golden silk brocade quilt embroidered with a five-clawed dragon.
Turning around and looking out of the bed, what he saw were either dragon-carved wooden doors made of rosewood, or all kinds of furniture with golden and pure red as the main colors.
On the ground, there is a gorgeous yellow and red carpet, which is luxurious and grand.
who am I?
where am I?
What am I going to do?
Zhao Ji is confused!
Because the place he was in now was not at all the place he was familiar with.
Although this pillow is extremely fine in workmanship, isn't its style too old?
There are also two candle lamps hanging on the left and right sides in front of the bed, decorated with tassels.
This thing can also be used for lighting?
However, the workmanship is really exquisite, and it would not be an exaggeration to say it is a handicraft.
Where am I?
Why are there not only no lamps and light bulbs here, but also no sockets that are most commonly used in daily life?
I vaguely remember that when I went out on a date with the nurse, I seemed to have been hit by a car.
How come you are here in the blink of an eye?
Just when Zhao Ji's mind was in chaos and he wanted to struggle to get up from the bed and prepare to take a closer look at where this was...
A woman in palace clothes, leaning on the side of the big bed, dozing off, came into view.
She was an extremely dignified and delicate woman.
Judging from his appearance, he is probably only eighteen or nineteen years old.
Among the rather complicated headwear, there are both pale pink silk peonies and flower-shaped pure gold tassels.
Three thousand green silk hair is tied up in a bun at the back of the head, and a round jade pendant with light green and dark blue tassels is worn on the chest.
Especially that lovely face like a beautiful jade, plus the cherry-shaped mouth that was slightly pursed while sleeping.
Zhao Ji only took one look and found it difficult to look away.
Because he always felt that those pink lips were tempting him all the time.
Zhao Ji used his arms to support his body and slowly stood up.
As the distance gradually got closer, a trace of sweet smell slowly filled the nasal cavity.
This is a feeling that is both refreshing and extremely exciting.
But for some reason, just when Zhao Ji was about to kiss the beautiful lady in palace attire, he felt a sudden sharp pain three inches above his forehead.
The feeling like an ax chopping with a knife suddenly made Zhao Ji so painful that he had difficulty breathing.
As if instinctively, he touched the painful area, and a bruised pustule, slightly larger than a quail egg, popped out on his head.
As the severe pain continued, Zhao Ji lost his previous interest and began to re-evaluate the environment here.
Judging from the interior decoration alone, I am afraid that I am already on the set of a costume drama crew.
Otherwise, everything around here is completely unexplainable.
However, even if you are filming, you still have to tell me!
No matter the salary, no script, no preparation for anything, you dragged me here while I was in a daze?
On my head, a bag came out for me inexplicably?
Also, where are the cameras, directors, lighting engineers, etc.?
Why did I look around several times but couldn't find it?
How about I wake that woman up first and ask her what's going on?
never mind!
No matter what the situation, I have no interest in accompanying a bunch of incomprehensible guys and talking nonsense here!
Hurry up and contact my little nurse sister, she is the real deal!
Thinking of this, Zhao Ji suddenly reached down with his hands, trying to take out his mobile phone.
But after touching it down, I found that let alone the mobile phone, this dress didn't even have pockets!
As for the area near the pillow, there was no sign of a mobile phone at all.
Now that things have happened, Zhao Ji is really anxious.
What are you doing, where is my phone?
That nurse girl, I just hooked up with online a few days ago.
Just waiting to go on a date tonight.
If I can't get in touch at this point, wouldn't my hard work these days have been in vain?
While Zhao Ji was hurriedly looking for his cell phone on the bed, he unknowingly made a louder noise.
After a while, the beautiful woman in palace clothes who was leaning on the side of the big bed woke up:
"Official, official?"
"Guanjia, you finally woke up. It's really, really great."
"I will report this good news to the Queen and all my sisters now."
After the beautiful lady in palace clothes finished speaking, she twisted her slender waist and was about to run out the door.
But at this moment, he was stopped by Zhao Ji from behind:
"Well, that little beauty, please wait a moment..."
"Can you tell me, what kind of crew are you here?"
"Who is the director?"
"Isn't this style of doing things too wild?
"No one else has figured out what's going on, so you just drag them over to act?"
"If you want to ask me to film a movie, you have to tell me how much the salary is and where the script is, right?"
"Also, where did you do my cell phone?"
Ever since Zhao Ji said the first words to the beauty in palace attire, the beauty in palace attire seemed to have been cast a immobilization spell.
Not to mention opening his mouth to speak, he didn't even move his body.
And as Zhao Ji spoke more and more, the expression on the face of the beautiful lady in palace clothes became more frightened.
Even those small white jade-like hands began to tremble involuntarily.
At the end, I burst out crying:
"Woooooooo..."
"Guan Jia, what's wrong with you?"
"Could it be possible, could it be that you hit your head?"
"This, what can we do?"
"I, my concubine, will help the officials call the imperial doctor!"
When Zhao Ji saw the beautiful woman in palace attire, instead of facing his problem directly, she acted more and more well.
I couldn't help but feel a little angry in my heart:
"Hey!"
"Are you done with this woman? You're addicted to acting, aren't you?"
"Okay, next, it's not enough if you don't act!"
"Since you call me Guanjia, then I am the emperor of the Song Dynasty now, right?"
"Then I want you to come here quickly, take off your palace clothes, and lie down on the dragon's roof!"
The beautiful lady in palace attire was full of astonishment, her beautiful eyes were filled with tears, and she was biting her tender lips.
His expression was very hesitant.
But after all, he still dared not disobey Zhao Ji's will.
Zhao Ji looked at the timid and confused beauty in palace attire, slowly walked to Long Tao, took off his shoes and socks and lay down on him.
The expression on his face is really wonderful:
"You took the initiative to go to bed without any resistance."
"If something happens later, you can't blame me!"
"Also, if you are willing to tell me the truth about what I just asked you, then let's forget about it today."
"If you dare to continue acting with me, once my lust rises later, you will definitely be the one to suffer!"
But at this moment, the beautiful woman in palace attire lying on the dragon cave seemed to have not heard what Zhao Ji said just now, and her face was filled with worry, with tears still stained on her face, caring about him:
"Guan family, I beg you, please let me go find the imperial doctor for you."
"If the delay is too long, then, then..."
As the beautiful lady in palace attire spoke, she started sobbing.
Now that things have happened, Zhao Ji has a guess in his mind, that is, he has really traveled to the Song Dynasty for the first time.
But that matter, to him, is simply lower than the probability of winning a [-] million jackpot by buying lottery tickets!
So at this moment, looking at the beautiful lady in palace clothes lying on the dragon cave and sobbing, the thoughts in her head are so persistent:
"Since I can't convince you, then I have to be serious with you."
"I don't believe it. When you and I were cooking rice, you, the director of the crew, didn't come out!"
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