Quick Travel: The host is always seeking death

Good news comes one after another.

Xiao Jiang and Xiao Wang had a spark of love and asked for marriage leave one after another.

After Tan Xi gave them a big red envelope, he sent them away.

It just so happened that he and Nong Xuan hadn't even gone on their honeymoon yet, so they had to make a plan to strike him off for three months.

What's the use of making so much money?

Anyway, I can't spend it all in this life.

It's more important to stay with his little sweetheart.

It’s no wonder that Tan Xi likes to be disgusting these days, he was taught bad things by Luo Zhi.

During the seven days he was the best man, he kept calling him "Tang Bao, Bao Bao, Bao Bao, Darling Bao, Little Darling."

Talking about Xi went from being slightly uncomfortable at the beginning to gradually getting worse.

How can I put it, he really liked Nong Xuan's reaction after hearing it, it was very interesting and cute.

That kind of hidden shame, coupled with the little expression on the verge of wanting to hit someone, really made him want to stop.

What's more important is that every time he makes a fool of himself, he will beat him, and then he will have the opportunity to kiss him. No matter how he calculates it, he will make a fortune.

It only took three days for Nongxuan to go from hearing the toes scratching the ground at the beginning to the subsequent change in mood.

So what if he hits hard?In the end, my legs didn't get weak.

Based on the principle of "if you can't beat them, join them", he also started to misbehave.

"Talking about brother", "dear", "husband"...

You can make Tan Xi move and love come.

Of course, you can't end up in bed if you do something bad, so you can run away after flirting. The success rate is super high.

The two of them lived a happy life together, and later they were invited to appear on a couple's variety show.

The program team just wanted to attract traffic, and in the end, their dream came true.

Even in "Seven Questions about True Love", the two people's answers were not very friendly to the host.

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q1: What is the happiest thing after getting married?

Nongxuan: Eat enough.

Talking about Xi: Cook the rice well.

q2: What do you like most about the other person?

Nongxuan: The hair grows well and is very neat.

Tan Xi: Mouth, because he is very good at talking.

Q3: What is the most memorable thing that the other party has done?

Nongxuan: After being drunk, he hugged me and cried, saying that he was a kitten but lost his ability to hunt because he fell in love with mice, and became a shame in the meow world.Does it count?

Talk about Xi: In the dream, he hugged me and gnawed on me. He yelled "chicken legs" to stop running away. He gnawed me awake and put a mark on my face. I couldn't see anyone for three days.Does it count?

q4: Can you use an animal to describe the other person?

Nongxuan: It’s a kitten, after all, he always dreams about Shushu.

Tan Xi: I originally wanted to talk about Shushu, but for fear of being beaten, I might as well just... just go with Jerry.

Host: "Why can't Shushu do it, but Jerry can?"

Talking about Xi: "I can't help it. He has been watching "Tom and Jerry" recently, and he also imitates Jerry's emoticons, which looks very similar."

q5: What is the thing you most want to say to the other person?

Nongxuan: I am unlucky to meet you. I want to meet you again in my next life.

Tan Xi: Okay.

Host: "Excuse me, what does the word 'good' mean when it comes to Best Actor?"

Tan Xi: "As long as he says it, I will obey him unconditionally. I can say 'good' to my stinky baby for the rest of my life. Oh, and the next life too."

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Small Theater 1:

By the end of the variety show, Xipi fans have become Buddhists. They are like domestic pets, and they can even feed food into their mouths.

A whole big move without any desire.

Looking at the two people's affectionate exchanges, they didn't bother to add background music and directly recorded the screen and projected it directly into the square.

A certain Xipi fan grandmother said, "Come, come, it's fresh."

The comment section is sorted:

"Squatting a drunk Tom."

"Squat down a cat-walking Jerry."

"squat……"

Passerby: "If you don't understand, just ask, is this package distribution?"

Grandma finally replied: "No, they just treat me like the bastard of the wishing pool."

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