Quick Travel: The host is always seeking death

"Wild Escape Record".

A variety show that pits dogs against dogs.

Nongxuan doesn’t want to comment like this.

In fact, from the director to the errand boys, no one is good.

When he first arrived on the set, the director began:

"Hey, you're already here, what luggage do you have to bring?"

The assistant next to him snatched Nong Xuan's suitcase.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier that you were not allowed to bring luggage?" Nongxuan was only slightly surprised.

But when he saw Tan Xi calmly pushing his suitcase forward, he couldn't calm down anymore!

"Director! Why doesn't he hand in his luggage?"

The director was a middle-aged man wearing glasses, wearing a peaked cap and a black vest. He had big muscles. He turned his head and looked at Nongxuan with sharp eyes.

Let Nongxuan's questioning voice become smaller and smaller.

Tan Xi replied: "No one said to hand it in, but the director suddenly decided to arrange a 'baggage grabbing' session."

Nongxuan: "???"

I saw Tan Xi gently glance at the mysterious suitcase not far away.

"Look, you were the only one who was successfully robbed."

Nongxuan followed his line of sight, and the person who snatched his suitcase even greeted Nongxuan in a friendly manner.

"It's okay, I won't use the things you brought anyway."

"Oh, clothes might be useful, after all, you can't wear my clothes."

"It's okay. The program team will prepare battle uniforms. You can just wear that one when the time comes."

Tan Xi said one sentence after another with a gentle voice, but when it fell in Nong Xuan's ears, it seemed like sharp knives after another, piercing Nong Xuan's heart.

His "intelligent" and "all-powerful" equipment was actually criticized by Tan Xi as "unusable"?

Tan Xi Jian Xuan's face slowly turned red with anger, "Let's go, or say goodbye to your suitcase?"

Don't go away if you are mysterious.

He didn't want to talk to Xi at all. This man had been looking for trouble ever since he got off the plane.

For example, Tan Xi would look at Nong Xuan's lips with disbelief and ask him why he didn't use lip balm because he was flaky?

Or when eating, he said lightly, "No wonder I'm not tall, so I'm such a picky eater."

Even when Nongxuan greeted the fans outside the program group, he could whisper in a disgusted voice, "Xuandian's business fake smile is well practiced. Don't smile again next time."

……

Nervous and forbearing.

When he says his lips are peeling, that's a friendly reminder.

It is true to say that he is a picky eater and that he is not tall. After all, he raises his head slightly when talking.

When we say he fakes a smile, what we are saying is that even if he smiles really or fakes, it will do him the wrong thing, so don’t worry...

But now, he can't hold it any longer!

"You are the only one who can talk. Are you annoyed by the constant chatter all the way?"

"You act like a mother all day long, please keep a one-meter distance from me, okay?"

Tan Xi was not affected at all, "I'm taking pictures."

"Who doesn't know, audience friends, listen to me, your talk about the actor's aloof persona is fake, fake!"

Nongxuan didn't understand at all how this guy could be related to "cold", and there was also the "flower of the high mountains" that described him.

Intuit!

fart!

Xiaodai knew that his master had turned on the rampage mode, so in order to prevent Nongxuan from talking too much, he banned Nongxuan.

[Ancestor, if you keep talking, netizens will go crazy. 】

Talking about Xi, his aloofness is not his personality, baby!

He really means don’t let strangers in and don’t disturb acquaintances!

He only cares about you, and only you will find him annoying!

If you say these words now, they will be interpreted by experts in all aspects!