I stick with the villain to extend my life
Chapter 149 Oh, my dear husband, let me help you!
The shy words are extremely domineering.
Wen Xiling looked at her helplessly. He didn't understand how much of a deterrent the "eat the words into your stomach" thing was.
Even when the little angel is angry, he always looks soft and cute.
"Hurry up and translate," she said shyly but still viciously, fiercely, with gaping teeth and a mouth that was less lethal than the little orange cat she had castrated that day.
"Show my tone and attitude to perfection!"
"Yes." Wen Xiling was subdued, nodded, and agreed. The next second -
The big fist as big as a casserole hit Carlos on the head. While doing so, he said in standard Spanish,
"You have such a dirty mouth, please just eat shit."
There was no harshness in his tone, let alone fierceness. There was still a warm smile on his face, and he was gentle...
Then he kicked Davide against the door panel. The door panel cracked, and Davide flew out of the door again.
I was stunned for a moment, who knew that the boss would shake his fist on the first day!
Seeing that Wen Xiling might be breaking the law here again, she shyly stopped him quickly.
"They should know what I mean..."
Wen Xiling was indeed a man of action, but he did not come here to fight. It would be over after the two men were taught a lesson.
One of the two people covered his face and the other covered his chest. They stood up while coughing up blood and still said viciously,
"This is not a place for cute ladies like you to come and play. Chinese people with soft hands and feet, don't treat this place as gold plating! Training, screening, and even elimination are carried out every day. Let me see how many minutes you can last!"
"Can,"
He said shyly, "Look, since I am a pretty young lady, it is a miracle that I can last for three to five minutes, right?"
The two nodded.
He shyly put the smile on his face away, "Then I'll hold on for a few minutes, and then you can go to the playground and jump frog, and then shout: I was wrong, I shouldn't insult Chinese women, do you dare?"
Two people look at each other, and if they hold on shyly for one minute, they will jump frog once and shout once, which is 1 minutes a day. If they really hold on shyly for two days, won't they waste a lot of time leapfrogging?
"Gather," the coach suddenly shouted, "go to your seats, the adaptive training assessment will begin soon!"
When the two heard this, they immediately laughed. This training is a very devilish training program. Sitting on the seat to simulate the aerospace environment, it means moving people up and down eighteen times!
Those who are timid will be frightened and cry, but those who are brave enough to persevere will end up vomiting wildly.
"Okay! I'll make a bet with you, it's a deal!" The two said in unison.
Wen Xiling raised his eyebrows and glanced shyly, then looked at the training equipment again, saying that he was lying if he said he wasn't worried.
However, he believed her.
Soon it was Yanyan's turn, and Yanyan specifically requested that Wen Xiling tie her a safety rope and that after the 10-minute spin, Wen Xiling also help her down.
It was not an excessive request. The coach agreed. Wen Xiling helped her fasten her seat belt, feeling a little worried.
"If you can't, just call me."
Blinking shyly,
"Don't worry, I won't shout."
She really can't shout because...
Just when Wen Xiling was about to leave, Yan Yan suddenly opened his small mouth and said, "Ouch!" and bit Wen Xiling's arm hard.
The bite was so hard that I didn't even have the slightest strength to hold it back. I wished I could just bite off this piece of meat!
Wen Xiling couldn't help but gasp.
I wanted to ask if there was something wrong with being shy, but I saw——
He was too shy to move.
His eyes were closed peacefully, his breathing was steady, his heartbeat was steady, his face was calm, even...
serene……
Wen Xiling: "..." It's so familiar!
Before he had time to think, the shy assessment began!
The Western-Italian duo crossed their arms and swung their arms, waiting to make a fool of themselves.
This assessment is almost anti-human. It takes a lot of training to overcome the terrifying feeling of weightlessness and dizziness. There are many people who start crying and making a fuss crazily on the seats, and some people even urinate in fear!
Even the newbie who was a monster four years ago vomited after coming down.
However, shyness maintains an extremely elegant posture. Regardless of whether you turn forward, reverse, or even upside down, shyness maintains the perfect posture from the beginning, reserved and noble...
No matter how you turn it, elegance never goes out of style!
Soon, the assessment was over. As agreed, Wen Xiling helped Yan Yan unbuckle his seat belt. His big hands touched Yan Yan's waist, chest, shoulders, fingers, legs and feet...
Being shy is aroused again!
She proudly walked down from her seat, one step at a time...
No vomiting!
Everyone, stunned!
She walked up to the Western-Italian duo and raised her eyebrows slightly.
"It's your turn."
Wen Xiling was an extremely conscientious translator. He mixed the four words with his overwhelming sense of oppression and spoke to the two people.
Finally, the two of them, West and Italy, got off the dizzy seats and uttered "wow wow" for a long time. They had to go to the nearby university playground according to their agreement with Xian.
A leapfrog!
One sentence: "I was wrong, I shouldn't have insulted Chinese women!"
A leapfrog!
One sentence: "I was wrong..."
While jumping frog, while...
"yue—"
Make the whole playground dirty!
It took a long time to clean up, and when they came back, their legs were as soft as noodles.
I can't even stand up!
And shyness, dizziness training, No.1!Score 10 points!
Even Wen Xiling couldn't resist it. When he came down, he couldn't distinguish between east, west and north.
She shyly rushed over and hugged Wen Xiling's waist tightly, her little hands slipped into his clothes, and on her mouth,
"Oh! My dear husband, what's wrong with you? Are you fainted? I'll help you! Hurry up and lie on my shoulder! I'll help you back to the dormitory!"
Body: Ah, the power is insufficient, stick it hard!
*
the next day.
Body flexibility training.
Looking shyly at the foreign tough guys who were yelling one after another, he patted Wen Xiling on the shoulder.
"These losers should let me train them!"
Wen Xiling experienced the terrifying suppression of the shy coach, and he got No. 2.
The shy dancer, who has grown up since childhood, raised his left leg and his foot went directly to his right shoulder!
The head comes out from the crook of the leg and can be tied again!
Everyone in the class was shocked!
This is too soft!
In this way, shyness is a well-deserved first place!
On the playground, the Western-Italian duo:
A leapfrog!
One sentence: "I was wrong, I shouldn't have insulted Chinese women!"
Today it is, 1440.
I was really tired from training during the day. At night, I nestled shyly in the crook of Wen Xiling's neck, pillowed on his arm, and fell asleep soundly.
On the playground, "Hehe, Hehe -" the two people danced for a whole hour.
wrong!
I suddenly woke up shyly, no, no, no, no!
Although she was asleep, she was also alert!
How could these two guys perform 1440 leap frogs in one hour?
1 per minute?
It might be fine under normal circumstances, but they were exhausted from training all day long!
No, I started to think about it shyly.
One day, it was all cultural classes, but I was shy and managed to get through it.
After dinner in the evening, the Western-Italian duo hadn't come to Leapfrog yet, but they were shy and strolled around the university's playground.
Wen Xiling was next to her, smoking with his head turned and smiling.
"How are you going to deal with those two old hairy monkeys?"
She glared at him shyly and said viciously,
"The hairy monkeys are all my good cubs! These two are not. They must have cut corners, but I have no evidence!"
"What about you?"
Wen Xiling rubbed his sore eyebrows. He trained during the day and slept very little at night. After all, he still had to make money, but he didn't have time to stare at these two pieces of material.
However, if Yan Yan really begs him...
It is not impossible.
Wen Xiling's smile was a bit playful. She was shy about her earrings and her voice was deliberately kept low.
"If Miss Xian is willing to use her beauty as a bribe, I can help you..."
She shyly looked at his face that was so bad to the core, crooked her elbow and gave him a slap.
I looked shyly at the people coming and going on the university playground. University L is one of the top ten universities in the world, with a high proportion of international students. People of all colors were eating and chatting on the playground.
Gritting his teeth shyly, he suddenly stopped and shouted to the liveliest group of people!
"I'm reporting on Concubine Xi's affair!"
Everyone was speaking German, and the worst of them were speaking English. How could I expect that the phrase "bashful" came out in such a right tone...
The air is a moment of tranquility.
Then,
"Sin is not to be punished!"
"The crime cannot be punished?"
"Melon 6? You're here!"
One after another!
They are all Chinese!
"Did any of you see two foreign men jumping here last night?"
asked shyly.
"Yes, yes, it's so funny. I danced while thinking that I was wrong and shouldn't mess with Chinese women. It made us laugh to death. We all posted it on Weibo, and the video of them jumping frog went viral!"
"Do you have the full version?"
"Yes, I've only been dancing for an hour, and I still have so much fun!"
With the help of the Chinese girl and brother, Yan Yan found the full version. After counting, the two danced a total of 250 times, and the posture was not standard and the voice was not loud!
I shyly told these brothers and sisters the reason for the incident. A big sister with long hair patted her chest and said,
"Don't worry, I will supervise them for you today!"
The brother next to me also said, "Don't worry, I am a sports student and I have training in the evening. I will supervise these two scum for you!"
I still felt that supervising the two of them jumping frog was too boring, so I thought about it...
"By the way, I'll live broadcast it directly on Weibo!"
He said shyly, "It was dawn in China at that time, so I asked my brothers and sisters who were boring college students to help me supervise and leave evidence!"
So, on domestic Weibo——
"Creating Youth" Gu Yan's program number has made news for the first time. Her tens of thousands of rebellious fans are excited!
[Is the eldest lady going on strike again?Watch me vote for her back and dance for me! 】
Unexpectedly, in the live broadcast, instead of dancing shyly, there were two muscular brothers doing leapfrog!
Jumping and shouting:
"I was wrong, I shouldn't have insulted Chinese women!".
Wen Xiling looked at her helplessly. He didn't understand how much of a deterrent the "eat the words into your stomach" thing was.
Even when the little angel is angry, he always looks soft and cute.
"Hurry up and translate," she said shyly but still viciously, fiercely, with gaping teeth and a mouth that was less lethal than the little orange cat she had castrated that day.
"Show my tone and attitude to perfection!"
"Yes." Wen Xiling was subdued, nodded, and agreed. The next second -
The big fist as big as a casserole hit Carlos on the head. While doing so, he said in standard Spanish,
"You have such a dirty mouth, please just eat shit."
There was no harshness in his tone, let alone fierceness. There was still a warm smile on his face, and he was gentle...
Then he kicked Davide against the door panel. The door panel cracked, and Davide flew out of the door again.
I was stunned for a moment, who knew that the boss would shake his fist on the first day!
Seeing that Wen Xiling might be breaking the law here again, she shyly stopped him quickly.
"They should know what I mean..."
Wen Xiling was indeed a man of action, but he did not come here to fight. It would be over after the two men were taught a lesson.
One of the two people covered his face and the other covered his chest. They stood up while coughing up blood and still said viciously,
"This is not a place for cute ladies like you to come and play. Chinese people with soft hands and feet, don't treat this place as gold plating! Training, screening, and even elimination are carried out every day. Let me see how many minutes you can last!"
"Can,"
He said shyly, "Look, since I am a pretty young lady, it is a miracle that I can last for three to five minutes, right?"
The two nodded.
He shyly put the smile on his face away, "Then I'll hold on for a few minutes, and then you can go to the playground and jump frog, and then shout: I was wrong, I shouldn't insult Chinese women, do you dare?"
Two people look at each other, and if they hold on shyly for one minute, they will jump frog once and shout once, which is 1 minutes a day. If they really hold on shyly for two days, won't they waste a lot of time leapfrogging?
"Gather," the coach suddenly shouted, "go to your seats, the adaptive training assessment will begin soon!"
When the two heard this, they immediately laughed. This training is a very devilish training program. Sitting on the seat to simulate the aerospace environment, it means moving people up and down eighteen times!
Those who are timid will be frightened and cry, but those who are brave enough to persevere will end up vomiting wildly.
"Okay! I'll make a bet with you, it's a deal!" The two said in unison.
Wen Xiling raised his eyebrows and glanced shyly, then looked at the training equipment again, saying that he was lying if he said he wasn't worried.
However, he believed her.
Soon it was Yanyan's turn, and Yanyan specifically requested that Wen Xiling tie her a safety rope and that after the 10-minute spin, Wen Xiling also help her down.
It was not an excessive request. The coach agreed. Wen Xiling helped her fasten her seat belt, feeling a little worried.
"If you can't, just call me."
Blinking shyly,
"Don't worry, I won't shout."
She really can't shout because...
Just when Wen Xiling was about to leave, Yan Yan suddenly opened his small mouth and said, "Ouch!" and bit Wen Xiling's arm hard.
The bite was so hard that I didn't even have the slightest strength to hold it back. I wished I could just bite off this piece of meat!
Wen Xiling couldn't help but gasp.
I wanted to ask if there was something wrong with being shy, but I saw——
He was too shy to move.
His eyes were closed peacefully, his breathing was steady, his heartbeat was steady, his face was calm, even...
serene……
Wen Xiling: "..." It's so familiar!
Before he had time to think, the shy assessment began!
The Western-Italian duo crossed their arms and swung their arms, waiting to make a fool of themselves.
This assessment is almost anti-human. It takes a lot of training to overcome the terrifying feeling of weightlessness and dizziness. There are many people who start crying and making a fuss crazily on the seats, and some people even urinate in fear!
Even the newbie who was a monster four years ago vomited after coming down.
However, shyness maintains an extremely elegant posture. Regardless of whether you turn forward, reverse, or even upside down, shyness maintains the perfect posture from the beginning, reserved and noble...
No matter how you turn it, elegance never goes out of style!
Soon, the assessment was over. As agreed, Wen Xiling helped Yan Yan unbuckle his seat belt. His big hands touched Yan Yan's waist, chest, shoulders, fingers, legs and feet...
Being shy is aroused again!
She proudly walked down from her seat, one step at a time...
No vomiting!
Everyone, stunned!
She walked up to the Western-Italian duo and raised her eyebrows slightly.
"It's your turn."
Wen Xiling was an extremely conscientious translator. He mixed the four words with his overwhelming sense of oppression and spoke to the two people.
Finally, the two of them, West and Italy, got off the dizzy seats and uttered "wow wow" for a long time. They had to go to the nearby university playground according to their agreement with Xian.
A leapfrog!
One sentence: "I was wrong, I shouldn't have insulted Chinese women!"
A leapfrog!
One sentence: "I was wrong..."
While jumping frog, while...
"yue—"
Make the whole playground dirty!
It took a long time to clean up, and when they came back, their legs were as soft as noodles.
I can't even stand up!
And shyness, dizziness training, No.1!Score 10 points!
Even Wen Xiling couldn't resist it. When he came down, he couldn't distinguish between east, west and north.
She shyly rushed over and hugged Wen Xiling's waist tightly, her little hands slipped into his clothes, and on her mouth,
"Oh! My dear husband, what's wrong with you? Are you fainted? I'll help you! Hurry up and lie on my shoulder! I'll help you back to the dormitory!"
Body: Ah, the power is insufficient, stick it hard!
*
the next day.
Body flexibility training.
Looking shyly at the foreign tough guys who were yelling one after another, he patted Wen Xiling on the shoulder.
"These losers should let me train them!"
Wen Xiling experienced the terrifying suppression of the shy coach, and he got No. 2.
The shy dancer, who has grown up since childhood, raised his left leg and his foot went directly to his right shoulder!
The head comes out from the crook of the leg and can be tied again!
Everyone in the class was shocked!
This is too soft!
In this way, shyness is a well-deserved first place!
On the playground, the Western-Italian duo:
A leapfrog!
One sentence: "I was wrong, I shouldn't have insulted Chinese women!"
Today it is, 1440.
I was really tired from training during the day. At night, I nestled shyly in the crook of Wen Xiling's neck, pillowed on his arm, and fell asleep soundly.
On the playground, "Hehe, Hehe -" the two people danced for a whole hour.
wrong!
I suddenly woke up shyly, no, no, no, no!
Although she was asleep, she was also alert!
How could these two guys perform 1440 leap frogs in one hour?
1 per minute?
It might be fine under normal circumstances, but they were exhausted from training all day long!
No, I started to think about it shyly.
One day, it was all cultural classes, but I was shy and managed to get through it.
After dinner in the evening, the Western-Italian duo hadn't come to Leapfrog yet, but they were shy and strolled around the university's playground.
Wen Xiling was next to her, smoking with his head turned and smiling.
"How are you going to deal with those two old hairy monkeys?"
She glared at him shyly and said viciously,
"The hairy monkeys are all my good cubs! These two are not. They must have cut corners, but I have no evidence!"
"What about you?"
Wen Xiling rubbed his sore eyebrows. He trained during the day and slept very little at night. After all, he still had to make money, but he didn't have time to stare at these two pieces of material.
However, if Yan Yan really begs him...
It is not impossible.
Wen Xiling's smile was a bit playful. She was shy about her earrings and her voice was deliberately kept low.
"If Miss Xian is willing to use her beauty as a bribe, I can help you..."
She shyly looked at his face that was so bad to the core, crooked her elbow and gave him a slap.
I looked shyly at the people coming and going on the university playground. University L is one of the top ten universities in the world, with a high proportion of international students. People of all colors were eating and chatting on the playground.
Gritting his teeth shyly, he suddenly stopped and shouted to the liveliest group of people!
"I'm reporting on Concubine Xi's affair!"
Everyone was speaking German, and the worst of them were speaking English. How could I expect that the phrase "bashful" came out in such a right tone...
The air is a moment of tranquility.
Then,
"Sin is not to be punished!"
"The crime cannot be punished?"
"Melon 6? You're here!"
One after another!
They are all Chinese!
"Did any of you see two foreign men jumping here last night?"
asked shyly.
"Yes, yes, it's so funny. I danced while thinking that I was wrong and shouldn't mess with Chinese women. It made us laugh to death. We all posted it on Weibo, and the video of them jumping frog went viral!"
"Do you have the full version?"
"Yes, I've only been dancing for an hour, and I still have so much fun!"
With the help of the Chinese girl and brother, Yan Yan found the full version. After counting, the two danced a total of 250 times, and the posture was not standard and the voice was not loud!
I shyly told these brothers and sisters the reason for the incident. A big sister with long hair patted her chest and said,
"Don't worry, I will supervise them for you today!"
The brother next to me also said, "Don't worry, I am a sports student and I have training in the evening. I will supervise these two scum for you!"
I still felt that supervising the two of them jumping frog was too boring, so I thought about it...
"By the way, I'll live broadcast it directly on Weibo!"
He said shyly, "It was dawn in China at that time, so I asked my brothers and sisters who were boring college students to help me supervise and leave evidence!"
So, on domestic Weibo——
"Creating Youth" Gu Yan's program number has made news for the first time. Her tens of thousands of rebellious fans are excited!
[Is the eldest lady going on strike again?Watch me vote for her back and dance for me! 】
Unexpectedly, in the live broadcast, instead of dancing shyly, there were two muscular brothers doing leapfrog!
Jumping and shouting:
"I was wrong, I shouldn't have insulted Chinese women!".
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