I was reborn and became a monkey
Chapter 33 News
"News? What news?"
Xia Shi saw Li Teng being mysterious and asked curiously.
Then set the time back to about seven o'clock last night.
The night was quiet and cool, and the tourists had finished their visit. The monkeys had returned to their respective areas to rest. Xia Shi had already fallen asleep, and Li Teng was chatting and thinking about something. .
The conversation between the two people caught his attention. Li Teng turned his head and looked outside the park. There were two humans in work clothes smoking and chatting outside. They seemed to be the staff of Monkey Mountain.
Although the outside of Monkey Mountain was isolated by glass, the upper part was made up of barbed wire and was not completely closed. It was very quiet at night and the two people spoke very loudly, so Li Teng could hear their conversation clearly.
"These monkeys are really restless. They fight every day and are always startled."
"Hahaha, if monkeys become orderly, wouldn't they be the same as humans?"
Li Teng sneered secretly, if you become a monkey like me, you will find that the system in the monkey is stricter than that of humans. By then, even someone like you will not be able to survive more than three days.
The two continued to talk:
"The monkey we just caught today disappeared as soon as we entered it. I don't know where it was hiding. I didn't see it when I was feeding it at noon!"
"Speaking of this monkey, I heard that it seemed to have rushed in front of humans on purpose, and then was caught. It was really stupid."
"Don't you think monkeys are very smart? I really can't tell at all."
"Oh, I have to clean up the monkey mountain again tomorrow. I really don't want to go in. The smell is simply unacceptable. Please disinfect it carefully this time, otherwise I will feel like I will be poisoned if I go in."
"Indeed, we will drive these stinky monkeys indoors tomorrow. The last time I cleaned the house without driving them indoors, I was almost scratched by a monkey. I was so angry that I beat the monkey hard. "
"Hahaha, these monkeys just need to be dealt with, but they are really overestimating their abilities. Next time, teach them a lesson."
"Okay, let's go back quickly. If the old guy from the principal knows that we are smoking here, we won't be able to get this month's bonus again."
"Fuck! Don't mention him! I get angry when I mention him. He's so stingy. It's great if you don't deduct your salary, but you still want to get a bonus?"
The two took a few more puffs on their cigarettes and threw the cigarette butts casually on the ground. When they turned around, they saw Li Teng staring at them in the monkey mountain.
The two glared at Li Teng fiercely. It seemed that these monkeys had disgusted them both. They spat at Li Teng. Upon seeing this, Li Teng raised his middle finger at the two of them in response.
"Oh, I'll go! Little thing, if you don't learn the good things, you will learn some bad things. Just wait for me, and I will beat you up first tomorrow!"
Li Teng's middle finger obviously surprised and angered the two of them. They didn't expect that two humans would be ridiculed by a little smelly monkey.
The two left cursing, and Li Teng got two very important pieces of information just because he could understand human speech.
The first piece of information is that it turns out that the monkey named Changfeng was really caught on purpose. Then combined with all the circumstances that Xia Shi said before, this monkey has only one purpose, and that is to find Xia Shi and its Sister, you are so affectionate and righteous, such a monkey is worth recruiting.
"Damn it, this monkey is still a lover. I didn't expect monkeys to value love and righteousness much more seriously than humans." Li Teng sighed in his heart as he recalled all the intrigues he encountered when he was a human.
The second message is that the staff will come in to clean up Monkey Mountain tomorrow, and we can take advantage of that opportunity to fish in troubled waters and save Changfeng.
......
Time returned to the present again, and Li Teng told Xia Shi what happened yesterday. As expected, Xia Shi opened his mouth wide and stared at Li Teng with a look of disbelief on his face, as if he thought Li Teng had lost his mind.
"What?"
Li Teng asked in confusion.
"Are you stupid enough to stay here? How can you understand human speech? Are you dreaming?" Xia Shi touched Li Teng's forehead, thinking it had a fever and was confused.
Li Teng took Xia Shi's hand away and said, "Don't worry about whether I understand or not. The important thing now is that we have to rescue Changfeng tomorrow while the humans are cleaning the monkeys indoors."
"Having said that, what should we do?"
Xia Shi asked with a frown.
"Tomorrow, humans will drive the monkeys outside first, and then go back to clean up. I made a rough estimate based on the number of monkeys in the monkey mountain and the size of the monkey mountain. We have about 10 minutes. Time for action.”
Xia Shi looked a little serious. This method was too risky, but now, even if it takes more risks, he would try it because he couldn't think of any better method besides this method.
"But why are you so sure that Changfeng will not be driven indoors by humans? Won't we take a chance by going?" Xia Shi and Li Teng have been together for a long time, and they have become smarter all of a sudden. That’s when I asked about the idea of the matter.
"That's a good question. I'm sure that Hongya will never be discovered by humans." Li Teng also looked at Xia Shi with some appreciation and said.
“How come you see?”
"First of all, Changfeng's injury is not serious. Hongya will never be distracted by taking an injured monkey with him, and the most important thing is." Li Teng deliberately paused.
Seeing Li Teng swooping again, Xia Shi stretched out his feet again.
Having already experienced Xia Shi's power, Li Teng made a face and continued: "Hongya will definitely try his best to hide Changfeng, because if the injured Changfeng is discovered by humans, not only will Hongya's evil deeds be discovered, but most importantly, At this point, Changfeng will be forcibly taken away by humans for treatment. In this case, Hongya's idea of recruiting it will be shattered, or if Changfeng is treated and then brought in, it will bring unhappiness to Hongya. Small loss and trouble..."
Xia Shi nodded. Li Teng's words were obviously very convincing, which made Xia Shi look at him with admiration again.
"But, if this is the case, then Changfeng will definitely be hidden in a place where humans can't find it. Can we just find it?" Xia Shi asked.
Li Teng smiled and nodded, probably guessing this, and said to Xia Shi, who was a little confused:
"So, let's go ask the monkey again."
Xia Shi saw Li Teng being mysterious and asked curiously.
Then set the time back to about seven o'clock last night.
The night was quiet and cool, and the tourists had finished their visit. The monkeys had returned to their respective areas to rest. Xia Shi had already fallen asleep, and Li Teng was chatting and thinking about something. .
The conversation between the two people caught his attention. Li Teng turned his head and looked outside the park. There were two humans in work clothes smoking and chatting outside. They seemed to be the staff of Monkey Mountain.
Although the outside of Monkey Mountain was isolated by glass, the upper part was made up of barbed wire and was not completely closed. It was very quiet at night and the two people spoke very loudly, so Li Teng could hear their conversation clearly.
"These monkeys are really restless. They fight every day and are always startled."
"Hahaha, if monkeys become orderly, wouldn't they be the same as humans?"
Li Teng sneered secretly, if you become a monkey like me, you will find that the system in the monkey is stricter than that of humans. By then, even someone like you will not be able to survive more than three days.
The two continued to talk:
"The monkey we just caught today disappeared as soon as we entered it. I don't know where it was hiding. I didn't see it when I was feeding it at noon!"
"Speaking of this monkey, I heard that it seemed to have rushed in front of humans on purpose, and then was caught. It was really stupid."
"Don't you think monkeys are very smart? I really can't tell at all."
"Oh, I have to clean up the monkey mountain again tomorrow. I really don't want to go in. The smell is simply unacceptable. Please disinfect it carefully this time, otherwise I will feel like I will be poisoned if I go in."
"Indeed, we will drive these stinky monkeys indoors tomorrow. The last time I cleaned the house without driving them indoors, I was almost scratched by a monkey. I was so angry that I beat the monkey hard. "
"Hahaha, these monkeys just need to be dealt with, but they are really overestimating their abilities. Next time, teach them a lesson."
"Okay, let's go back quickly. If the old guy from the principal knows that we are smoking here, we won't be able to get this month's bonus again."
"Fuck! Don't mention him! I get angry when I mention him. He's so stingy. It's great if you don't deduct your salary, but you still want to get a bonus?"
The two took a few more puffs on their cigarettes and threw the cigarette butts casually on the ground. When they turned around, they saw Li Teng staring at them in the monkey mountain.
The two glared at Li Teng fiercely. It seemed that these monkeys had disgusted them both. They spat at Li Teng. Upon seeing this, Li Teng raised his middle finger at the two of them in response.
"Oh, I'll go! Little thing, if you don't learn the good things, you will learn some bad things. Just wait for me, and I will beat you up first tomorrow!"
Li Teng's middle finger obviously surprised and angered the two of them. They didn't expect that two humans would be ridiculed by a little smelly monkey.
The two left cursing, and Li Teng got two very important pieces of information just because he could understand human speech.
The first piece of information is that it turns out that the monkey named Changfeng was really caught on purpose. Then combined with all the circumstances that Xia Shi said before, this monkey has only one purpose, and that is to find Xia Shi and its Sister, you are so affectionate and righteous, such a monkey is worth recruiting.
"Damn it, this monkey is still a lover. I didn't expect monkeys to value love and righteousness much more seriously than humans." Li Teng sighed in his heart as he recalled all the intrigues he encountered when he was a human.
The second message is that the staff will come in to clean up Monkey Mountain tomorrow, and we can take advantage of that opportunity to fish in troubled waters and save Changfeng.
......
Time returned to the present again, and Li Teng told Xia Shi what happened yesterday. As expected, Xia Shi opened his mouth wide and stared at Li Teng with a look of disbelief on his face, as if he thought Li Teng had lost his mind.
"What?"
Li Teng asked in confusion.
"Are you stupid enough to stay here? How can you understand human speech? Are you dreaming?" Xia Shi touched Li Teng's forehead, thinking it had a fever and was confused.
Li Teng took Xia Shi's hand away and said, "Don't worry about whether I understand or not. The important thing now is that we have to rescue Changfeng tomorrow while the humans are cleaning the monkeys indoors."
"Having said that, what should we do?"
Xia Shi asked with a frown.
"Tomorrow, humans will drive the monkeys outside first, and then go back to clean up. I made a rough estimate based on the number of monkeys in the monkey mountain and the size of the monkey mountain. We have about 10 minutes. Time for action.”
Xia Shi looked a little serious. This method was too risky, but now, even if it takes more risks, he would try it because he couldn't think of any better method besides this method.
"But why are you so sure that Changfeng will not be driven indoors by humans? Won't we take a chance by going?" Xia Shi and Li Teng have been together for a long time, and they have become smarter all of a sudden. That’s when I asked about the idea of the matter.
"That's a good question. I'm sure that Hongya will never be discovered by humans." Li Teng also looked at Xia Shi with some appreciation and said.
“How come you see?”
"First of all, Changfeng's injury is not serious. Hongya will never be distracted by taking an injured monkey with him, and the most important thing is." Li Teng deliberately paused.
Seeing Li Teng swooping again, Xia Shi stretched out his feet again.
Having already experienced Xia Shi's power, Li Teng made a face and continued: "Hongya will definitely try his best to hide Changfeng, because if the injured Changfeng is discovered by humans, not only will Hongya's evil deeds be discovered, but most importantly, At this point, Changfeng will be forcibly taken away by humans for treatment. In this case, Hongya's idea of recruiting it will be shattered, or if Changfeng is treated and then brought in, it will bring unhappiness to Hongya. Small loss and trouble..."
Xia Shi nodded. Li Teng's words were obviously very convincing, which made Xia Shi look at him with admiration again.
"But, if this is the case, then Changfeng will definitely be hidden in a place where humans can't find it. Can we just find it?" Xia Shi asked.
Li Teng smiled and nodded, probably guessing this, and said to Xia Shi, who was a little confused:
"So, let's go ask the monkey again."
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