The iceberg female CEO’s personal doctor
Chapter 477 Shit, it’s like eating for nothing!
"Ah, Jin Long, even if you eat shit alone, you still hold me, are you still a human being?"
Song Xianglan's 180-degree scream resounded throughout the Jin family.
Doctor Lu is similar, but he is better than Song Xianglan because he is masked!
Jin Long held his belly with a lifeless expression on his face, as if his soul was about to leave his body!
He had never eaten shit before, so he didn't expect this stuff to be really unpalatable.
Before eating, he made a lot of fantasies to comfort himself.
For example, Jin Long once heard an expert say that the poop that everyone avoids actually just smells bad, but it does not taste bad when eaten.
On the contrary, it has a different taste!
It was this thought that supported him, and he drank the bowl of golden juice in one gulp.
But sadly, Jin Long discovered that poop not only smells bad, but eating it makes it smell even worse...
He secretly swore in his heart that after everything happened, he would find the expert who was fishing for fame and let him have a good taste of his own shit!
At this time, Song Xianglan asked quietly: "Dr. Lu, our Jin Mansion is a generous home and a tidy place, both inside and outside."
"This shit, oh no, this golden juice, where did you get it?"
Doctor Lu laughed dryly, nodded and said, "You are right, Madam, there is indeed no raw material for gold juice in the Jin family."
"I turned around a few times, but I really had no other options, so I came up with a plan."
"Ahem, I happened to be feeling like shit at the time, so I came up with a trick to use local materials."
"Don't worry, Mr. Jin. I've been keeping healthy recently and the food I eat must be light and not polluted at all. It will definitely be very effective in detoxifying you!"
Vomit...Song Xianglan couldn't bear it anymore and rushed outside to the garden, stroking her chest and vomiting!
Jinlong was no exception. He was vomiting all over and was about to collapse. His eyes were turned upward, and he was completely hopeless!
"Aaron, Xianglan, what's going on with you two? Are you hungry?"
At this time, Jin Buhuai, the head of the Jin family, came over with an old man.
Seeing the two people vomiting, they couldn't help but frown and asked.
Song Xianglan wiped her mouth and said with tears in her eyes: "Dad, I'm not clean anymore, I'm dirty!"
Jin Buhuai frowned and said, "That's nonsense. You are the daughter-in-law of my Jin family. Why are you dirty?"
"Huh? Is it possible that you cheated?"
Pointing at Song Xianglan, he frowned angrily!
Song Xianglan quickly explained: "No, I...I'm in shit!"
The old man's nose twitched and he said, "Yes, Master Jin, the lobby of your house is indeed filled with the smell of shit."
"Haha, I'll take my leave now and come back to visit you another day!"
Jin Buhua persuaded him, "Doctor Lu, don't leave yet, wait until I can investigate clearly."
Pointing at Jin Long and Song Xianglan, he asked with a gloomy look, "You two bastards, what the hell is going on?"
"I, the Jin family, belong to a family of five tigers and have a scholarly family. Why do such indecent things happen in the lobby?"
At this time, Doctor Lu ran out and saluted hastily: "Master Jin, Master, you are here!"
The old man was the famous Dr. Lu in the provincial capital. Hearing this, he asked, "What's going on?"
Doctor Lu immediately explained the whole story.
After hearing this, Jin Buhua almost fainted from anger. He pointed at Jinlong and roared: "So, you beast, you actually ate shit?"
At this moment, Jin Long's face was as golden as paper, and he had already vomited everything he could in his stomach.
But the nauseating feeling and the smell of shit in his throat still made him feel dizzy.
"Dad, I am also trying to survive, and I have some unavoidable reasons!"
"If I don't eat shit, then once the Duanjin Fugu Pill in my body takes effect, I will die!"
In front of Jin Buhuai, Jin Long felt extremely aggrieved and quickly explained.
Jin Buhuai was filled with anger and hurriedly took two steps forward, wanting to slap Jin Long twice.
But as soon as he got close, a stench hit his nostrils, almost making Jin Buhuai faint.
"What kind of shit are you eating? How can it be so powerful?"
Jin Buhua was shocked immediately!
He quickly jumped away, no longer thinking of teaching his son a lesson, he just wanted to hide as far away as possible!
He has smelled shit for most of his life!
But the smell in his son's mouth and body was so strong that it could make people faint.
Could it be that he is the best of shit?
Doctor Lu said: "Human feces is extremely filthy."
"After it is boiled and turned into golden juice, it will only stink more!"
At this time, Jin Long grinned: "Although the golden juice is difficult to swallow, it also smells bad."
"But Divine Doctor Lu, has the poison pill in my body been resolved now?"
Divine Doctor Lu frowned and said: "The Duanjin Fugu Pill is a deadly poison pill in ancient prescriptions, and the golden juice does have an antidote effect on it!"
"But Mr. Jin, are you sure you have really been hit by the Broken Muscle and Rotten Bone Pill?"
Jin Long insisted: "Yes, that's what that little bastard told me."
"If you don't take the golden juice within three days, you will rot and die!"
Divine Doctor Lu shook his head and said, "Young Master Jin, you are probably deceived!"
Jin Long was stunned: "You were deceived? Miracle doctor, what's going on?"
Divine Doctor Lu said: "If it is the real Duanjin Fugu Pill, then the poison will not be released for three days at all, but three hours."
"Forget it, I happen to be at your Jin's house today, come here, let me give you a good diagnosis!"
With a bad mood, Jin Long stepped forward and immediately asked Doctor Lu to diagnose!
However, Divine Doctor Lu did not take action immediately. Instead, he asked his apprentice, Doctor Lu, to get a set of protective clothing.
After covering his whole body tightly, he began to diagnose Jinlong.
"Young Master Jin, there is no sign of taking Duanjin Fugu Pills in your body."
"Generally speaking, once the poisonous elixir enters the body, the lungs will be contaminated with three-thirds of the poisonous gas."
"But your body is very healthy. Except for the excess fat, everything else is fine."
Pulling back his hand, Divine Doctor Lu said calmly: "So, Mr. Jin, you must have been deceived."
The fat all over Jin Long's body began to tremble uncontrollably.
angry!
Outrageous!
Furious!
The flames are monstrous!
"False? So what this little bastard fed me was not poison pill at all?"
Jin Long's face was distorted and he roared: "He deliberately lied to me just to induce me to eat shit...bastard, you bastard. I, Jin Long, and you, Lin Chen, are incompatible with each other!"
Song Xianglan said in disbelief: "Since the poison pill is fake, then my husband's shit is in vain?"
Divine Doctor Lu shook his head and said: "It's not like eating in vain. At least the vomiting caused caused a big cleansing of Young Master Jin's stomach."
"To a certain extent, there are still positive effects!"
Song Xianglan was numb: "Can eating shit bring positive effects? Doctor Lu, you are really wise!"
Jin Long screamed, unable to withstand the impact, and fainted.
Jin Buhuai looked gloomy and cursed loudly: "Stupid, just a complete idiot!"
"I am a wise man, but I never expected that I would give birth to a shit-eating fool like you."
"Come here, help me carry this person out. He must be cleaned inside and outside before he can enter the door of my Jin family!"
Song Xianglan's 180-degree scream resounded throughout the Jin family.
Doctor Lu is similar, but he is better than Song Xianglan because he is masked!
Jin Long held his belly with a lifeless expression on his face, as if his soul was about to leave his body!
He had never eaten shit before, so he didn't expect this stuff to be really unpalatable.
Before eating, he made a lot of fantasies to comfort himself.
For example, Jin Long once heard an expert say that the poop that everyone avoids actually just smells bad, but it does not taste bad when eaten.
On the contrary, it has a different taste!
It was this thought that supported him, and he drank the bowl of golden juice in one gulp.
But sadly, Jin Long discovered that poop not only smells bad, but eating it makes it smell even worse...
He secretly swore in his heart that after everything happened, he would find the expert who was fishing for fame and let him have a good taste of his own shit!
At this time, Song Xianglan asked quietly: "Dr. Lu, our Jin Mansion is a generous home and a tidy place, both inside and outside."
"This shit, oh no, this golden juice, where did you get it?"
Doctor Lu laughed dryly, nodded and said, "You are right, Madam, there is indeed no raw material for gold juice in the Jin family."
"I turned around a few times, but I really had no other options, so I came up with a plan."
"Ahem, I happened to be feeling like shit at the time, so I came up with a trick to use local materials."
"Don't worry, Mr. Jin. I've been keeping healthy recently and the food I eat must be light and not polluted at all. It will definitely be very effective in detoxifying you!"
Vomit...Song Xianglan couldn't bear it anymore and rushed outside to the garden, stroking her chest and vomiting!
Jinlong was no exception. He was vomiting all over and was about to collapse. His eyes were turned upward, and he was completely hopeless!
"Aaron, Xianglan, what's going on with you two? Are you hungry?"
At this time, Jin Buhuai, the head of the Jin family, came over with an old man.
Seeing the two people vomiting, they couldn't help but frown and asked.
Song Xianglan wiped her mouth and said with tears in her eyes: "Dad, I'm not clean anymore, I'm dirty!"
Jin Buhuai frowned and said, "That's nonsense. You are the daughter-in-law of my Jin family. Why are you dirty?"
"Huh? Is it possible that you cheated?"
Pointing at Song Xianglan, he frowned angrily!
Song Xianglan quickly explained: "No, I...I'm in shit!"
The old man's nose twitched and he said, "Yes, Master Jin, the lobby of your house is indeed filled with the smell of shit."
"Haha, I'll take my leave now and come back to visit you another day!"
Jin Buhua persuaded him, "Doctor Lu, don't leave yet, wait until I can investigate clearly."
Pointing at Jin Long and Song Xianglan, he asked with a gloomy look, "You two bastards, what the hell is going on?"
"I, the Jin family, belong to a family of five tigers and have a scholarly family. Why do such indecent things happen in the lobby?"
At this time, Doctor Lu ran out and saluted hastily: "Master Jin, Master, you are here!"
The old man was the famous Dr. Lu in the provincial capital. Hearing this, he asked, "What's going on?"
Doctor Lu immediately explained the whole story.
After hearing this, Jin Buhua almost fainted from anger. He pointed at Jinlong and roared: "So, you beast, you actually ate shit?"
At this moment, Jin Long's face was as golden as paper, and he had already vomited everything he could in his stomach.
But the nauseating feeling and the smell of shit in his throat still made him feel dizzy.
"Dad, I am also trying to survive, and I have some unavoidable reasons!"
"If I don't eat shit, then once the Duanjin Fugu Pill in my body takes effect, I will die!"
In front of Jin Buhuai, Jin Long felt extremely aggrieved and quickly explained.
Jin Buhuai was filled with anger and hurriedly took two steps forward, wanting to slap Jin Long twice.
But as soon as he got close, a stench hit his nostrils, almost making Jin Buhuai faint.
"What kind of shit are you eating? How can it be so powerful?"
Jin Buhua was shocked immediately!
He quickly jumped away, no longer thinking of teaching his son a lesson, he just wanted to hide as far away as possible!
He has smelled shit for most of his life!
But the smell in his son's mouth and body was so strong that it could make people faint.
Could it be that he is the best of shit?
Doctor Lu said: "Human feces is extremely filthy."
"After it is boiled and turned into golden juice, it will only stink more!"
At this time, Jin Long grinned: "Although the golden juice is difficult to swallow, it also smells bad."
"But Divine Doctor Lu, has the poison pill in my body been resolved now?"
Divine Doctor Lu frowned and said: "The Duanjin Fugu Pill is a deadly poison pill in ancient prescriptions, and the golden juice does have an antidote effect on it!"
"But Mr. Jin, are you sure you have really been hit by the Broken Muscle and Rotten Bone Pill?"
Jin Long insisted: "Yes, that's what that little bastard told me."
"If you don't take the golden juice within three days, you will rot and die!"
Divine Doctor Lu shook his head and said, "Young Master Jin, you are probably deceived!"
Jin Long was stunned: "You were deceived? Miracle doctor, what's going on?"
Divine Doctor Lu said: "If it is the real Duanjin Fugu Pill, then the poison will not be released for three days at all, but three hours."
"Forget it, I happen to be at your Jin's house today, come here, let me give you a good diagnosis!"
With a bad mood, Jin Long stepped forward and immediately asked Doctor Lu to diagnose!
However, Divine Doctor Lu did not take action immediately. Instead, he asked his apprentice, Doctor Lu, to get a set of protective clothing.
After covering his whole body tightly, he began to diagnose Jinlong.
"Young Master Jin, there is no sign of taking Duanjin Fugu Pills in your body."
"Generally speaking, once the poisonous elixir enters the body, the lungs will be contaminated with three-thirds of the poisonous gas."
"But your body is very healthy. Except for the excess fat, everything else is fine."
Pulling back his hand, Divine Doctor Lu said calmly: "So, Mr. Jin, you must have been deceived."
The fat all over Jin Long's body began to tremble uncontrollably.
angry!
Outrageous!
Furious!
The flames are monstrous!
"False? So what this little bastard fed me was not poison pill at all?"
Jin Long's face was distorted and he roared: "He deliberately lied to me just to induce me to eat shit...bastard, you bastard. I, Jin Long, and you, Lin Chen, are incompatible with each other!"
Song Xianglan said in disbelief: "Since the poison pill is fake, then my husband's shit is in vain?"
Divine Doctor Lu shook his head and said: "It's not like eating in vain. At least the vomiting caused caused a big cleansing of Young Master Jin's stomach."
"To a certain extent, there are still positive effects!"
Song Xianglan was numb: "Can eating shit bring positive effects? Doctor Lu, you are really wise!"
Jin Long screamed, unable to withstand the impact, and fainted.
Jin Buhuai looked gloomy and cursed loudly: "Stupid, just a complete idiot!"
"I am a wise man, but I never expected that I would give birth to a shit-eating fool like you."
"Come here, help me carry this person out. He must be cleaned inside and outside before he can enter the door of my Jin family!"
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