Careless!I made the beautiful CEO fall for me

Xia Yusheng retorted: "What a wife slave? Although I don't cook, I am responsible for the hygiene at home and I am also responsible for washing the clothes."

"Hmm, the cleaning at home is done by the sweeping robot, right? The clothes at home are dried by the front-loading washing machine and dryer."

Zhu Wanqing started to make bubble noodles for herself as she spoke.

"Haha, I did it too."

"Then you also helped wash Lu Ming's clothes?"

"I threw the ordinary clothes into the washing machine."

"Ordinary clothes? What's not ordinary?"

"Even his underwear and socks, he washes them himself."

Zhu Wanqing winked and said with a smile: "What's the matter, haven't you washed Lu Ming's underwear?"

"No."

"Then after you get married, will you help Lu Ming wash his underwear?"

"Go, go, why should I talk to you about this?"

Xia Yusheng rolled her eyes.

Zhu Wanqing grinned. She put down the instant noodles and took apart a piece of ham.

Unexpectedly, just after dismantling it, Erha Hammer rushed over and ate half of the ham sausage in one bite.

"Hey! You bastard! Steal my ham! I've been hungry all afternoon, and you're robbing me of my food, you piece of shit!"

Zhu Wanqing rubbed the dog's head angrily, baring his teeth and claws.

"Ow."

Erha Hammer was very dissatisfied.

Xia Yusheng smiled and brought another ham sausage and said, "Let's take apart a new one!"

"Hmph! Hammer, be honest. If you are not honest, I will..."

Zhu Wanqing pressed the dog's head and suddenly remembered something, turned around and asked: "Shengsheng, has the hammer's bell sounded?"

"No."

"No?"

Zhu Wanqing quickly broke off the two front legs of Hammer and said, "Come on, Hammer, turn over and let me see how big your bell is?"

"Ow."

Erha Hammer seemed to sense the danger and struggled hard.

"Hey, you bitch, don't let me see it!"

Zhu Wanqing and Hammer got into trouble.

In the end, Zhu Wanqing used his trump card and picked up the remaining half of the ham sausage to lure the hammer.

Erha Hammer finally bowed to the ham sausage.

Zhu Wanqing grabbed it and said: "Haha, Shengsheng, this hammer has grown up, why don't we take it to the pet hospital during the Chinese New Year and kill it?"

"How can that be possible? Lu Ming said he would not be sterilized."

"No sterilization? Then the hammer won't ride around, poop and pee?"

"Lu Ming trained the hammer very well!"

"Hey, Lu Ming is quite good at training small pets."

Zhu Wanqing couldn't help but play the bell of the hammer as he spoke.

"Ow."

Hammer was not happy anymore.

Xia Yusheng teased: "Hey, you damn girl, are you teasing Hammer?"

"Haha."

Zhu Wanqing smiled and suddenly asked: "Shengsheng, have you ever played Lu Ming's bell?"

"..."

Xia Yusheng was immediately ashamed and said, "What? What am I doing playing that?"

"Oh, you haven't played it, so have you touched it?"

Zhu Wanqing looked mean.

"Nonsense, don't dig a hole for me, I've never seen it before."

Xia Yusheng quickly retorted.

Zhu Wanqing expressed doubts: "That's not right. Haven't you and Lu Ming slept with each other several times? Have you never met?"

"They are both wearing clothes. We didn't sleep naked."

"Oh."

Zhu Wanqing nodded and said, "Then you didn't ask to take a look?"

“Fuck you, why am I asking to see this!!”

Xia Yusheng couldn't laugh or cry.

While they were talking, the instant noodles were ready and Zhu Wanqing started eating.

"I'll eat some instant noodles to cushion my stomach first, and we'll discuss where to have a big dinner later."

"Row."

"By the way, how far have you and Lu Ming developed?"

"We are just holding hands."

"Holding hands? You two haven't banged it yet?"

"No."

Zhu Wanqing put down the fork in his hand in shock and said, "You two are a little slow."

"I don't think it's too slow. It's only been a few days since we confirmed our relationship."

"Although you and Lu Ming have been in a relationship for a short time, you have known each other for a long time. Let me tell you, if the relationship between you and Lu Ming were at this stage, if it were in a Tomato novel, all the readers would be gone!"

"Isn't this still slow? What is the development speed of the male and female protagonists in Tomato novels?"

"Chapter 1 started with the bases loaded."

"..."

Xia Yusheng asked: "Is that a serious novel you are reading?"

"Haha, of course it's a serious novel. If I want to watch something serious, I can just watch the movie."

"You're really good at it."

"By the way, have Lu Ming's resources been updated?"

"I don't know. Why, is yours new?"

"Hey, no, I deleted them all."

Zhu Wanqing gave a pure smile.

As her best friend, Xia Yusheng understands this.

Zhu Wanqing took out her cell phone and said, "Shengsheng, you should really read more Tomato novels. The novels on them are so interesting. In addition to relieving stress, you can also learn some love experiences."

"Then you can recommend some books to me."

"Let me recommend an author to you. His pen name is 'Mr. Wine'. Please pay attention to it."

So Xia Yusheng opened the app store, downloaded Tomato Free Novels, and followed Mr. Jiu.

Zhu Wanqing added: "Shengsheng, since Lu Ming has taken the first step in love with you, I think you should take the initiative to take the second step. Beautiful love needs to go in both directions, and both men and women need to promote each other." That’s all.”

"Then what should I do?"

Xia Yusheng still agrees with the two parties going together.

"Since Lu Ming took the initiative to hold your hand, then you should take the initiative to kiss him."

Zhu Wanqing gave his opinion.

Xia Yusheng asked, "Ah? What should I do?"

"Do you want it direct or indirect?"

"What's direct?"

"When you two come home one day, you raise your head and pout, then tell Lu Ming, come on, kiss me, baby!"

Zhu Wanqing raised her neck and imitated it.

"puff!"

Xia Yusheng laughed and said, "Don't make trouble, I can't do this."

"I knew you couldn't do it, so I did it indirectly."

"Yeah, it's still indirect."

"When the time comes, you and Lu Ming go outside, preferably to a secluded place in the park, and you take out the lipstick and apply it on your lips. At this time, just ask Lu Ming if you want to taste the taste of my lipstick."

"Taste my lipstick?"

Xia Yusheng thought for a while and realized that this was a good idea.

It can not only give tips to the other party, but also be a little literary and romantic.

Zhu Wanqing said: "Lu Ming will understand by then, and he will definitely take the initiative to hug you and start chewing you!"

"I hate it. I can't chew it."

Xia Yusheng rolled her eyes.

"By the way, Shengsheng, if you and Lu Ming really kiss later, remember to tell me how you feel."

"Why should I tell you?"

"I'll collect some materials."

"What are you doing collecting materials?"

"Go to Tomato and write a novel."

"You're not short of money. Why don't you write a novel?"

"I'm not here to make money. I heard that the male readers of Tomato are all handsome guys. I want to see them."