Put on your vest!The cannon fodder young educated youth holds the big system

Li Ergou came to the door of Widow He's house and knocked on the door directly.

"bang bang bang... bang bang bang"

"Future mother-in-law, I'm Er Gouzi, open the door quickly! I brought my matchmaker to propose marriage today." The almost 40-year-old man bared his big yellow teeth and said roughly.

The group didn't know who it was and laughed with a "pop", and then there were laughs one after another.

Those who usually have grudges with Widow He are naturally happy to watch her jokes, who makes Widow He usually talk unforgivingly and always run on them.

"Hey, I said Li Ergou, you haven't entered the house yet, why did you call your mother-in-law?" A woman gloated.

"That's right, it's unreasonable for you to take advantage of other girls for no reason! When will she become your mother-in-law?"

"Li Ergou, you are almost 40 years old, why do you still think about old cows eating young grass?"

"Tsk tsk, look at these empty hands, why don't you bring something delicious? It can stop Widow He's mouth, and please your mother-in-law, hahaha..."

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Let me ask you a question, I am not too lively!

Hearing these words, Li Ergou didn't feel embarrassed at all, who made him thick-skinned!

Let Li Ergou rub his hands and laugh straight away, both obscene and greedy.

"I saved He Xiaoling in the river yesterday, and I am her savior. As the old saying goes, you should give your life to save a life.

Then it's justified for her to marry me.

What's more, the two of us touched and hugged each other in the river, and even kissed and kissed after we got ashore.

If she doesn't marry me, who else can she marry!

Change tomorrow to hold a wedding, I invite everyone to eat candy! "

Li Ergou looks like he has just woken up forever, messy hair, dark and rough skin, shoehorn face, swollen eyes, fish eyes, strawberry nose, thick lips, people look at him at first glance, and don’t want to look at him at the first glance Two eyes.

At this moment, he was clasping his hands and talking nonsense enthusiastically.

Standing in the yard and listening to most of the widow He, she was so angry that she vomited two liters of blood.

This murderer dared to destroy her daughter's innocence in public, what a toad wants to eat swan meat, and doesn't want to piss to show his own virtue.

See if she dies and kill the son of a bitch!

Furious, Widow He rushed directly into the kitchen, picked up a large kitchen knife and ran out.

"Ah~~~"

Widow He screamed all the way and opened the courtyard door with lightning, and slashed at Li Ergou.

Everyone opened their mouths, dumbfounded.

Li Ergou was so frightened that he fell to the ground and rolled over twice before narrowly avoiding the big kitchen knife.

At this time, he only felt that his lower third was sore and swollen, and he felt like he wanted to pee out.

"I let you talk nonsense!"

"I let you spread rumors!"

"I let you slander my daughter!"

"See if I don't hack you to death, you little bastard!"

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Widow He chased and hacked Li Ergou, while cursing.

"Save me, save me quickly, what are you still doing stupidly?" Li Ergou ran around, calling for help to his two brothers who hadn't recovered.

Two brothers: Damn!I just watched the excitement, and forgot that they were in the same group.

Lu San and Zhao Wu hurried forward to stop them, and they took the opportunity to hold Widow He's hand one by one.

Li Ergou, covered in cold sweat, quickly stepped forward and grabbed the kitchen knife.

"Ah~~, let me go, you bastards, get out! Get out of here!"

Li Ergou stared at Widow He with a ferocious expression, "Bah! What a stinky bitch, don't be so shameless. If I can marry your daughter now, you can burn incense! A broken shoe, if I don't have , your daughter is probably going to be a widow."

"You bastard, if you dare to talk nonsense to ruin my daughter's reputation, I will sue you and let you eat peanuts.

Who doesn't know that my daughter is a flower in the brigade!In the future, my daughter will marry into the city, so don't even think about eating swan meat, you toad. "

Unexpectedly, Li Ergou was not angry when he heard this, but laughed out loud instead.

He touched his chin with his fingers, and said with a lewd expression: "Don't tell me, the swan meat of your daughter tastes really delicious!

The little breasts are so soft and bouncy to the touch, it's really exciting, just like big white steamed buns.

And the small waist of the willow, almost able to get out of the water.That butt is round and big, I can't even hold it with my big hand!

When I was in the river, your daughter's thighs were tightly wrapped around my waist!The little body trembled and trembled, almost preventing me from firing the gun.

No matter how hard I pushed her, she couldn't come down, alas, I couldn't bear to refuse, so I had to let her come.

But you can't just throw it away after you use it up!After all, I am also a man of good family, you ruined my innocence, you have to be responsible! "

Widow He: "..."

Villagers: "..."