Pirate Emotional System

This kind of fishing incident is just a small episode in the lives of a few people, like going to the toilet to pee. It comes and goes quickly. Only the final step of shaking off the liquid is worthy of a little attention. .

Dusk was falling, and night was soon approaching again.

At the banquet bar in Windmill Village, Bandit Dadan's family gathered together, and the warm tones of the yellow lights highlighted this plain but real excitement.

"Dadan, why are you here again?" Upp Rasp said with a dissatisfied look. As the head of Windmill Village... it would be bad if people said that he often associates with bandits.

"You old man, I didn't come here just to see your stinky face. Stop wishful thinking!" Dadan patted the table without showing any signs of weakness. Although they had not interacted with each other for many years, she knew the old man in front of her very well. It's just that his mouth is a little stubborn.

The boys from the Dadan family who gathered around laughed and helped.

"Village chief, what does it matter? Stop being so outspoken!"

"We're not here to do bad things!"

"Bandits are humans too, and they also need to drink!"

"Please use it, village chief." Maginot smiled lightly and brought two glasses of beer, "And Dadan."

"Hmph." Upp Rasp snorted with a straight face and made no rebuttal.

"By the way...what are you here for?" Du En put his hand on his cheek and looked at the people around him helplessly.

Upp Rasp replied: "Of course it's to celebrate that Ace has turned 16 and is finally able to be self-reliant and cut off contact with these tainted bandits!"

Almost at the same time, Dadan also said: "Of course it's to celebrate that this kid is 16 years old and can finally move out of my house. He no longer has to worry about causing trouble and implicating me!"

"You guys are in too good of a tacit understanding..." Du En complained in a playful manner, "Just get married..."

"The negative emotion value from Dadan is +222..."

"The negative emotion value from Upp Rasp is +221..."

"You brat, what the hell are you talking about!!!" The two of them roared almost in unison with dark faces.

Ace, who had his head buried in his rice bowl and seemed to be asleep, suddenly raised his head and brought the topic back up: "Dadan, I will not move out of your house now."

After a pause, he showed a sunny smile and said, "Because I'm used to living there, it feels like my own home, without any restrictions!"

Dadan immediately turned his head away, tears streaming down his face, "Don't say such sensational words, he's obviously just a kid!!"

"Me too, even though I hate bandits..."

Luffy, who was enjoying his meal, also raised his hand and said with a smile, "But I like you very much!"

"They all say such stupid things, one or two..." Dadan's tears seemed to have opened and he couldn't stop them.

"But then again, I remember that Ace's 16th birthday should have passed long ago..." Maginot smiled helplessly.

Upp Rasper waved his hand, "It doesn't matter, I never had the chance before. Now that they are here, it's just time to organize a make-up birthday party for Ace." He looked at Dadan, "You should have prepared a birthday cake, right?"

The Dadan family shook their heads in unison.

"So... you just came here to eat!!"

Upp Rasp was speechless.

Ace stood up from his seat and bowed to everyone solemnly: "Thank you everyone for attending my birthday party."

"There are some stored food and drinks here. I'll get them here." Maginot walked towards the warehouse.

"Then I'll perform the chopstick dance for Ace's birthday party!" Luffy picked up the chopsticks, turned around, and quickly turned his head. He stuck the chopsticks in his nostrils and mouth exaggeratedly, showing a very funny expression, which made everyone burst into laughter.

After Maginot brought the food and drinks, the atmosphere in the bar quickly became lively.

"It's obviously a shabby party, but it can still be considered a birthday party..." Du En held his cheek with his hand and tilted his head slightly. When he saw Luffy's funny nostrils with chopsticks, he still couldn't help but let out a "poof" , showing some smile.

"It's such a pity..." Nami, who was sitting next to Du En, looked at the lively scene in the bar with her hands on her chin, and seemed to express regret for the hasty convening of the birthday party.

"You think so too?"

After hearing this, Du En felt that it was rare for Nami to think of being together with him, which was really not easy.

"Yes, he is obviously a bandit, but he is so poor."

"..."

Sure enough, one shouldn't expect to exchange signals with this woman...

There was laughter and laughter in the bar, and the atmosphere was very lively. Everyone had their shoulders crossed and their backs crossed, grinning like idiots, but... who knows that the most indispensable thing in this world is idiots.

"Luffy!"

Du En seemed to have thought of something interesting and suddenly shouted. Luffy ran over and asked, "What are you doing? Do you want to make dumplings for me?"

Du En shook his head and pointed to the hat tied around his neck with a rope, "This hat..."

"Ah, you are talking about this hat. This hat was given to me by Shanks. What's wrong?" Luffy took off the hat and looked at Du En again, "Do you know Shanks?"

"I mean," Du En took out the yellow straw hat with a strap that was pulled out of the system from the storage bag, "I have a hat like this too."

Luffy's eyes suddenly widened, he looked down at the hat in his hand, then looked up at the hat in Du En's hand, then looked down at the hat in his hand, and then he reacted with a loud cry, " Why does your straw hat look exactly like the one Shanks gave me?!"

"What's wrong, Luffy?" Ace heard the shout and came over.

"Ace, look at Duan's hat!"

"Huh?" Ace touched his chin and glanced back and forth at the two hats, which were almost identical except for the color of the band. "It seems that the hat that the great pirate Shanks gave you was nothing."

"No, no, no." Du En waved his hand and said calmly, "My hat is different from Luffy's."

Ace and Luffy looked good at the same time, "What's the difference?"

"My straw hat and Luffy's high-end one."

"Why is that straw hat of yours so high-end!" Luffy shouted dissatisfied.

"Because Luffy's is a male, and mine is a female."

"so what!"

Du En said calmly: "Just imagine, if you go to a restaurant to eat, wouldn't beautiful female guests often get price discounts or get free gifts after the meal, but strong male guests have to pay the full price?"

Luffy said thoughtfully: "When we go to dinner, we never get free gifts after meals, but those women do. I can't figure out why..."

Ace covered his face and whispered: "Because we didn't pay at all..."

Du En continued: "For another example, if a girl accidentally breaks into a men's bathhouse, she can leave as long as she apologizes. But if a boy breaks into a women's bathhouse, he will not only be scolded, but may even be arrested by the police officer, isn't that right?"

Luffy tilted his neck: "That's right...I accidentally got lost with Ace before, and was kicked out of the bathhouse once. As a result, I almost got a wanted list..."

"What on earth did you do..." The corners of Ace's eyes twitched slightly.

"Then the person who provides you with a place to live and teaches you common sense about life is a woman?"

Luffy said in a somewhat uncertain tone: "That's right, Dadan and Maginot are both women."

"So, from this point of view, would my straw hat be better?"

"That seems right..." Luffy seemed to be wavering.

Du En patted Luffy's shoulder in a playful manner: "How about it, do you want to exchange my hat with me?"

"Um……"

Luffy was silent. Just when Du En felt a little strange, he raised his head and smiled brightly, "No, because...this straw hat is an agreement between Shanks and I!!!"

This guy……

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