The dog-licking villain only wants to be doggy, and the heroine doesn't follow the routine!

Long Aotian was about to cry: "Just... Hi! How can my master compare to you, uncle? You are so much better than him! Comparing my master to you is like comparing a firefly to the sun. , not worth mentioning!”

Disha Gong stared: "How dare you speak ill of my senior brother!?"

"Huh!?" Long Aotian opened his eyes wide, thinking to himself, are you fucking right? ? It's okay if you block me from both ends! ?

Disha Gong said angrily: "My senior brother and I grew up together and we are like brothers, just like brothers and sisters! Now that you have joined my senior brother's disciples, you actually say something wrong about your master! I will beat you to death for deceiving your master and destroying your ancestors!" "

After talking about a fuel-consuming heel, I beat Long Ao until he floated and went to the sky to be proud.

The remaining three people raised their heads together and looked at Long Aotian in the sky, with blood all over their faces.

Long Aotian fell to the ground, feeling that he almost had only one breath left, and the wound on his abdomen collapsed again.

Of the three remaining people, Lu Chengwen wiped the dragon's blood off his face, lowered his head, frowned, thoughtfully.

The two heavenly kings were trembling while holding the dead head.

The King of Dangkou and the King of Chariots now hate the decision to go to the mountains.

They hate the King of Cavalry so much!

It's strange that they don't hate Jiang Xiaohou, nor do they hate Disha Gong. When they think of Jiang Xiaohou, they only feel fear, not hatred.

As soon as I saw Lord Disha, I felt only fear but no hatred.

This is the mentality of the weak.

Even if they hold rocket launchers in their hands, they don't dare to hate the real cruel people.

Disha Gong chatted with two people one after another. The miserable situation of those two people was obvious to everyone.

Now, it's Lu Chengwen's turn.

Disha Gong looked at Lu Chengwen: "Boy, what are you thinking about?"

Lu Chengwen didn't even look at him, just waved his hand: "You should talk to them first, there are some things I don't want to understand."

"Oh, think about it slowly."

Disha Gong pointed at the Chariot King: "It's your turn! You said..."

The King of Cycling was anxious at that time: "Senior, why did you jump over him? It's obviously time to talk to him!"

"That's right!" Disha Gong also reacted: "Why did you just skip it?"

Lu Chengwen raised his head: "I told you that I was thinking about something, thinking about something!"

"Oh." Disha Gong said to the Chariot King: "I am thinking about something!"

The King of Cycling’s eyes almost fell out: “Is this okay!?”

Disha said fairly: "Tell me! Am I wrong?"

The Rider King shook his head: "No?"

"Be sure!"

The King of Riders sat up straight and said firmly: "Definitely not!"

"Since not! Why are you chasing me!? Why do I have to practice hard for fifteen years before I can return to the world!? Why!?"

What the hell is the King of Cycling saying? ?

It’s been another fifteen years! ?

Five, fifteen, fifty... open! ?

"I...Senior, we are already very unlucky today. During this period of time, I have suffered more than you..."

"wait."

Disha Gong walked over, grabbed his chin, and looked at his tongue.

"You've been taking a lot of poison lately! Why are you taking so much poison?!"

The King of Cyclists burst into tears when he mentioned this: "I was force-fed by others."

"Who is so wicked? Is this something human beings do!?"

The King of Chariots and Riders said: "Many people give me poison when they meet me!"

Disha Gong slapped him with a big dick: "You are so stupid! You take poison when someone gives you it!?"

"They beat me if I don't eat it!"

Disha Gong gave him another big mouth: "If I hit you, you won't fight back!?"

The King of Cyclists had a nosebleed mixed with tears: "I can't beat you! If you can't beat me, then I'll die in front of them! How can a man, a true man, bear such humiliation!? Are you still a man!?"

"I'm thinking about the beginning! During the Three Kingdoms period of the Later Han Dynasty, there was a reckless man. Since the sworn relationship in Taoyuan, the eldest brother's surname was Liu, his name was Bei, and his courtesy name was Xuande. The head of the family was Dashulou Sang..."

Lu Chengwen said: "I'm off topic, why are you talking about "The Reckless Man"?"

"Ah?" Lord Disha turned around and said to Lu Chengwen, "I'm sorry!"

He turned around and gave the King of Riders a slap in the face: "Listen carefully!"

The King of Cycling looked aggrieved, like a five-year-old child who had been beaten, covering his face: "I didn't say anything!"

Disha Gong was brewing his emotions again: "I was...thinking! At the beginning!"

He turned around and said to Lu Chengwen with a playful smile: "Hey, it's easy to get used to it when you start like this!"

Lu Chengwen smiled: "The basic skills are so solid!"

Disha Gong turned around and gave the Cavalry King another loud mouth: "Don't interrupt!"

The King of Cycling feels like he is worse than a dog!

This old pervert hit him whenever he asked, and scolded him whenever he asked. He didn't even need a reason or prelude, he just stretched out his hand and just opened his mouth!

Disha Gong: "I'm thinking about the time when the five old men joined forces to chase me alone! My senior brother chased me for three whole years! They chased me to Dangyang Bridge! The five old men were shocked. They thought that my senior brother had said to them, He has a sworn brother, his surname is Sha, and his given name is Sha... Di Sha. To get the general's head among millions of troops is like looking for an object in a bag, and looking at the pattern with the palm of your hand. When I see him today, he is really brave!"

Lu Chengwen: "Ho!"

Disha Gong: "Five old men removed a certain Qingluo umbrella to see how my martial arts are."

Lu Chengwen: "Yes!"

Disha Gong: "The Qingluo umbrella cover was removed, and I saw my leopard head with ringed eyes, a face like tough iron, translucent in black, translucent in bright, and a pair of black steel beards pierced under my chin, like steel needles, just like Iron wire!”

Lu Chengwen: "Okay!"

"Wearing an iron helmet, two dragons fight for treasures, red tassels are flying, and eight treasures are embedded on them: wheels, snails, umbrellas, lids, flowers, pots, fish, and long. Wearing chain armor with large leaves, lined with soap. He wears a robe, wears tiger-head combat boots on his feet, rides on a horse, looks like a beast of thousands of miles of smoke and clouds, and wields a snake spear eight feet long in his hand."

Lu Chengwen slapped his thigh: "Hey!"

Disha Gong: "Standing on the bridge, he gnashed his teeth, beat his chest and cursed in anger: "Five old men, listen to the truth, hey, your second master is here now. You may attack, fight, advance, or retreat. , or fight, or fight, don't attack, don't fight, don't advance, don't retreat, don't fight, don't fight, you are a common man! "

Lu Chengwen: "Handsome!"

Disha Gong: "Shout once, and the five of them retreat; shout twice, and they start to steal! Shout three times, and my throat is split! Later generations have a poem praising it: One person can defeat five old men. The two swords are like rainbows when stepping on the snow. The nine-life demon fox is not afraid of death..."

Disha Gong is stuck.

Lu Chengwen quickly took over: "Eternally famous, a great! Hero!"

"it is good!"

Disha Gong and Lu Chengwen high-fived to celebrate the success of the performance.

Lu Chengwen wiped away tears: "Success!"

"Success?"

"success."

"It got stuck in the last round."

"It's okay, I'm back."

"Oh, thank you, thank you."

The riders and gangsters were both stunned.

Both of them couldn't think straight.

What is this? What are these two doing? Did Lu Chengwengang praise him?

This old guy got used to it in the end! ?

Disha Gong looked at the King of Chariots and Riders: "Now, do you understand?"

"Uh……"

The King of Chariots and Riders knocked him away with one palm: "You still don't understand, you trash!"

Disha Gong pointed his finger at Kou Tianwang and said, "It's your turn."

The gangster cried: "He... Lu Chengwen has already thought about things? It's his turn, right?"

Disha Gong glared: "Can this thing still dance? Can't it be done one by one?"

"Ah!? But he just..."

"Don't make trouble for others, I'm just asking you! What are you here for? Tell me clearly, tell me clearly, or I'll beat you to death!"

"I...originally came to follow the King of Cavalry to capture Lu Chengwen."

"Originally? What happened next?"

"Later... once we have a mascot, we have to follow Long Aotian to fight against the King of Cavalry."

"Oh, so you and Long Aotian are in the same group?"

"No, now Long Aotian also wants to beat us to death. In short, it seems that one person wants to beat us to death now...Senior, can you please stop beating me? I haven't done anything else these days and I just get beaten. , I really can’t bear it anymore!”

"Damn it, cartilage, I hate cartilage the most!"

boom!

There is no suspense, four of the five people were beaten.

Now, only Lu Chengwen is left.

Disha Gong walked up to Lu Chengwen: "Boy, are you finished thinking?"

"I'm done thinking about it."

Disha said fairly: "Who are you from? What are you doing here?"

"I am actually..."

Before Lu Chengwen could speak, Lord Disha rushed over and said, "Do you know my senior brother?"

Lu Chengwen thought for a moment: "We know him."

"know?!"

"Uh... we know each other."

Disha Gong sighed: "My senior brother is old."

"Ok?"

"If it were him when he was young..." He pointed at the King of Cavalry: "He would never accept a prostitute who became the King of Heaven as his apprentice."

The Cavalry King wanted to explain: "Uncle Master, I am not..."

Disha said fairly: "Although he has entered the Four Gates of Heaven, he is already so old, and there is obviously not much room for upgrades in this life. He is simply a waste. He actually accepted such a thing."

The King of Cavalry was aggrieved, but he did not dare to say it.

Before Disha Gong appeared, he was the biggest in this mountain.

But after Disha Gong appeared, he became useless.

Disha Gong looked at Long Aotian: "This boy is quite interesting. He has a domineering aura. Humph, he is so damn lucky. I haven't seen a domineering aura in the world for many years."

"It's a pity." Disha Gong changed the topic: "I think he seems to have reached the end of his development. The road to upgrade seems to be blocked by some weird power. Without adventure, this life will be like this."

"And his manly abilities are also blocked. I think, hey, he won't be able to recover in four or five years."

Everyone looked at Long Aotian together.

Long Aotian blushed and explained: "Temporarily, a few years... passed in a flash."

Finally, Disha Gong looked at Lu Chengwen: "You!"

"I?"

"You are interesting." Disha said fairly: "Why doesn't Senior Brother accept you as his disciple? Hehe, he is really too old-sighted to see your background."

Lu Chengwen's heart skipped a beat.

I can tell in my heart, besides Long Aotian, there is probably one more person here who knows that he is of the bloodline of the ancient ape god.

Disha Gong slapped his thigh: "I have decided to accept you as my disciple!"

Lu Chengwen opened his eyes wide: "Isn't it?"

"That's right! I will train you to be a master and let you kill my senior brother's apprentice! I want everyone in the world to see clearly that I am stronger than my senior brother, and my apprentice is also stronger than my senior brother's apprentice. !”

Disha Gong put a hand on Lu Chengwen's shoulder: "Apprentice, I know a way for you to break through!"