The dog-licking villain only wants to be doggy, and the heroine doesn't follow the routine!

Lu Chengwen brought Zhao Gang and Jiang Shihan to the vicinity.

Hun Tiangang suddenly jumped out: "Haha! Good disciple! You came to visit me as a teacher!"

Lu Chengwen was taken aback, and when he saw that it was Hun Tiangang, he felt relieved.

After thinking about it, shit, I know why the military division and King Jintuo appeared here!

Are these two bastards really looking for my master?

Why don't you go back and ask Long Aotian about the market?

Lu Chengwen said: "Master, are you all right?"

"Very good, very good, alas, these two are..."

"Oh, this is my secretary Jiang Shihan, and this is Zhao Gang, my assistant and driver."

Hun Tiangang nodded: "Have you changed your girlfriend again? Take it easy, the most important thing in practicing kung fu is to keep your essence and not be too indulgent."

Jiang Shihan was extremely shy, and Lu Chengwen was also very embarrassed: "Master, is there anyone here to trouble you?"

"No!"

"No?"

"No!"

"Oh."

"what happened?"

"Oh, it's all right." Lu Chengwen wondered, he was able to find Master in a wrong way, so why didn't those two guys show up?

It must be that King Jintuo's injury is too serious, they are healing, eh.

Hun Tiangang said with a smile: "Go, sit in my cave."

As soon as the cave was mentioned, Lu Chengwen shuddered.Usually nothing good happens in the cave, and the psychological shadow left by the cave is too heavy.

When we came to the cave, there was a circular earthen stove made of stones around the edge of the cave, with wooden shelves on both sides, and all the fires in the middle were extinguished, leaving a pile of charcoal still burning slowly, releasing a small amount of heat.

On the shelf was the thigh of a robe, the thigh was plump and the fragrance was very enticing.

Lu Chengwen and the others were really hungry.

Hun Tiangang smiled and said, "Are you hungry?"

Lu Chengwen rubbed his hands in embarrassment: "Master, to tell you the truth, we have been walking for a whole day, more than seven hours."

"Hahaha, eat, eat, eat. I watch you eat."

"okay!"

The three of them tore apart the deer legs and began to eat large pieces.

Over there, Hun Tiangang went out with a dagger in his hand, and came back in a short while with a robe leg, processed it, and started roasting it on the rack.

This thing is really cool.

There is no seasoning, but the food of these three people is delicious.

Even Jiang Shihan, who has always paid attention to the image of beautiful women, has a mouth full of greasy food and a hideous face.

While eating, Lu Chengwen felt something was wrong, the ceiling seemed to be dripping.

Looking up, he was startled and took a few steps back: "What's going on!? What's going on!?"

On the ceiling, King Jintuo and the military division were stripped of their clothes, only wearing shorts, which fell on top.

The two of them were so hungry. Looking at the three people below eating, smelling the aroma of barbecue, and listening to the five-star praise of these people, "it's delicious, it's delicious", can you not drool?

Hun Tiangang acted like a normal person: "Oh, it's okay, you guys eat what you eat."

Lu Chengwen has lost his appetite, there are two big living people hanging on it, how can he eat it?

"Master, I just asked you, didn't you have no one to trouble you?"

"Yeah, no one bothered me!"

"Then the two of them..."

Hun Tiangang opened his eyes wide: "Are these two troublesome? It's not troublesome at all. This!"

He pointed at King Jintuo: "He lay down before I even made a move! This!"

Pointing at the military division again: "Just as I was about to make a move, he vomited blood."

Lu Chengwen said in his heart how amazing you are! ?

These two are at the ceiling level of combat power I have seen so far!

"Uh...Master, what are you hanging them here for?"

"punish!"

"For...why?"

"This!" He pointed at the military division: "He lied to me. He said that you asked them to kill me, and that you wanted to use my hands to kill them. Just kidding, how can my apprentice be so bad? How can my brain be so stupid? ? You know Master’s IQ, Quack is smart! They can’t fool me!”

Lu Chengwen nodded: "What about this one?"

"Wow, this is even more exaggerated. After he woke up, he even asked me if I asked you for a lot of money. Tell yourself, do I care if you asked for money?"

"No." Lu Chengwen replied very happily: "Master treats his disciples as his own, and never asked for money."

Lu Chengwen looked at the pitiful look of these two people.

He was really arrogant before, making himself feel that he might die in the hands of the two of them anytime, anywhere.

But looking at their virtue at this time, for some reason, Lu Chengwen felt that they were too pitiful.

I am too hurt.

Hun Tiangang is too perverted!

Hun Tiangang's way of doing it, even himself can't stand it.

Lu Chengwen scratched his head in embarrassment: "Master, what are you going to do with them?"

Hun Tiangang roasted his robe legs, and smiled: "I plan to let them be the stone lions of my town house."

Lu Chengwen narrowed his eyes: "You are creative, as expected of you, Master. But people are made of meat, how can you make a stone lion?"

"That's not scary! I beat them until their limbs were petrified with the fossil cotton palm, isn't it a stone lion?"

When the two heard this, their souls were frightened away.

Fossil Sponge Palm! ?Is there such a terrible kung fu?

Lu Chengwen said: "That's not right, what if they run away?"

"That's not scary!" Hun Tiangang said happily: "I can break their legs, then connect them again, wait until they grow up, then interrupt them, then connect them again, and so on...then they won't be able to escape."

The two above felt that the old man was a devil.

The more I listen, the more scared I become!

Lu Chengwen still has doubts: "That's not right! The stone lions in the town house are a male and a female! Both of them are male!"

"That's right! That's not scary!" Hun Tiangang pulled out his dagger, "Isn't it all right if I 'transform' one of them into a lioness? Good apprentice, which one do you think I should transform first?"

Lu Chengwen said: "Master, if you say 'reform first', then both of them will suffer."

"Hahaha, that's right, two lionesses? Is there such a pose?"

The above two hearts are dead.

Lu Chengwen is here to output critical strikes!

If he didn't keep asking, the old man probably wouldn't be able to come up with so many tricks.

Good guy, he said "That's not right", and the old man said "That's not scary!"

These two people were discussing how to torture them completely in unison.

And this move can't be described as loss, it's definitely two perverts!

And very creative!Are you saying it's scary?

"No, Master, that's still wrong." As soon as Lu Chengwen said, the two above immediately cried.

Lu Chengwen said: "The lioness has to step on a cub!"

The two above opened their eyes wide together, looking at Lu Chengwen in disbelief.

"Really?" Hun Tiangang asked cutely.

"Yes." Lu Chengwen replied affirmatively.

"That's not scary!" Hun Tiangang waved his hand: "I'll transform this skinny one into a lioness, and let them make me a cub, wouldn't it be all right?"

The expressions of Zhao Gang and Jiang Shihan froze.

Does this old man seem to be getting more and more crazy?

Lu Chengwen looked at his master: "Master, this...they can't do it."

Hun Tiangang became angry: "If I can't do it, I will beat it! Beat it until they give me a lion cub!"

"No, no, master, it's not that they don't want to give you... a cub, but they can't get it out!"

"I don't believe anything that can't be done!" Hun Tiangang said: "I personally watched them match me with a lion cub! Once it won't work twice, twice it won't work a hundred times! A thousand times! Ten thousand times! I can succeed once! I believe that as long as you persevere, persevere, never give up, and persevere, you will be able to succeed!"

Lu Chengwen scratched his head: "Master, this... This kind of thing can't be solved with hard work, they..."

"Do they dare not listen to me? I am a person who pays attention to 'violent output'! If they don't give me cubs, I will not let them go! I have nine ways to make their lives worse than death!"

Hun Tiangang gestured viciously: "Nine types!"

Lu Chengwen said: "Master, didn't you say last time that you traveled the rivers and lakes and paid attention to 'convincing people with virtue'? Why did you change to 'violent output' this time?"

"Really? Did I tell you?"

"I remember you... It seems that you said it."

"Hey! It's not important, it's not important! Master walks the rivers and lakes, what he pays attention to is 'responsibility', no difference, no difference."

Lu Chengwen shook his head and said, "That's not right, Master..."

The two above couldn't stand listening anymore, they swayed their bodies crazily, made whining noises, and looked at Lu Chengwen with pleading eyes.

Brother, don’t be wrong about this or that. Now we are forcing us to give birth to him a cub. If he continues to be “wrong”, he may come up with some unprecedented plan.

The current project of giving birth to a lion cub is already a challenge for us!

We really can't take over other projects!

Hun Tiangang said: "Just wait, I'll go get some firewood."

After Hun Tiangang finished speaking, the figure disappeared, which was very efficient.

Jiang Shihan looked at the two hanging guys: "Boss Lu, what should I do?"

Lu Chengwen frowned, looked at these two guys: "Damn, I don't know anymore."

"Can we save them? It looks so pitiful."

Lu Chengwen knew that Jiang Shihan was acting to help himself pretend to be a good person.

Lu Chengwen said: "I want to save you too! But as you can see, this old man is insane! When I was talking to him, I was straining my heels. I was afraid that if I said something wrong, he would ask me to give him life against the stone." A disciple and grandson come out!"

Jiang Shihan burst out laughing, blushing.

Zhao Gang said: "Shall we untie the two of them now and run away together?"

The two above nodded frantically and made a whining sound.

"You be quiet!" Lu Chengwen turned around and yelled, falling into a dilemma: "In the eyes of my master, we are all guinea pigs! Escape? He can catch us back in less than 5 minutes and hang them all up. How do you treat the mother?" Are the lions interested?"

Zhao Gang waved his hands again and again: "No, no, I don't have any public ones either!"

Lu Chengwen wanted to cry but had no tears: "He robbed me of so much money, but hid here to play outdoor barbecues. He even asked me if I had such a thing, it was really deceiving!"

Of course, this sentence is also for the two people above.

"Mr. Lu, you are all to blame for this matter. Why do you ask them to provoke your master? Your master...is too difficult to figure out!"

"Can this be my fault?" Lu Chengwen was about to go crazy: "They were picking on me at the time. If I don't send them away, they may shoot me to death at any time!"

"And how did I know that the two of them are so 'smart'! They really found my master! My master is elusive, and even I can only see each other when I meet a dead mouse. They actually found them! Really! What a fucking talent!"

Lu Chengwen turned back and gave them a thumbs up: "You guys!"

Zhao Gang came up with an idea: "Mr. Lu, why not do this. Let's talk about the company's business in a while, leave here, and just leave them here, how about it?"

"This plan is very clever!" Lu Chengwen said: "Zhao Gang's words are exactly what I want!"

The two people above pleaded frantically again, making whining noises.

Jiang Shihan said: "Boss Lu, it's okay if we leave, but for the rest of my life, if I only think of the two of them here day after day... making little lions... I will have nightmares."

Lu Chengwen said: "That's it! I'm going to intercede with Master, you two will untie them and take them away first! No matter if I make it or not, I can delay it for some time."

"it is good!"

Lu Chengwen jumped up to a height of more than two meters, and Jiang Shihan screamed softly in fright.

Lu Chengwen untied the hemp rope, and the two fell from above.

As soon as he landed, the animal skin in his mouth was pulled out, and he said:

"Thank you, Mr. Lu, for saving your life!"

The military adviser also said: "Mr. Lu, our brother owes you a big favor!"

Lu Chengwen said: "Stop talking nonsense, let's go first, escape from this stupid mountain, and talk about it when we return to the city."

……

Both of them were seriously injured, and they followed Jiang Shihan and Zhao Gang to find the car.

At this moment, the two saw the figures of the four of them.

Luo Shiyin was very surprised!

King of Gold! ?military adviser! ?

The two of them...how did they get together with Lu Chengwen's people! ?

Is it...?