The dog-licking villain only wants to be doggy, and the heroine doesn't follow the routine!

Everyone was confused.

Aren't you going to... chop him to death? Why are you pulling him back?!

Lu Chengwen knew it in his heart!

The soundtrack at this time: Detective Conan's reasoning moment! You can use your imagination!

Lu Chengwen looked at the old lady Xiaoli:

This old lady is dressed simply, so you can tell that she is not a vain or enjoyable person. Therefore, the spiritual pursuits of such a person must be higher than those of ordinary people!

Judging from the tea she drank, the tea set she used, the walking stick she held, and the bracelet on her hand, she was a very particular person with a good taste in life;

Judging from her words and deeds, the way she just maneuvered various forces, suppressed the five old men with personal connections, and scolded Jiang Xiaohu in public to give the five old men enough face, this old lady is definitely not confused!

He is extremely sober and is accustomed to big shots and big wrestling scenes, and he knows how to handle things in moderation.

The master's uncle just came out and called her "sister-in-law". Instead of being angry, she looked at Ming Disha with some affection!

This means that she was my master's old lover, and she might have treated my uncle like Chen Mengyun treated my brother Lu Chengwu, loving him and favoring him too!

She hated the Heavenly Tribulation! She kept saying that the Heavenly Tribulation was not important, but that must be because Master had hurt a girl who liked her because of the Heavenly Tribulation... the old lady!

In summary!

As a qualified bootlicker, you can’t just go up and lick!

Too fake!

You must make things seem more real than the real thing, and inadvertently reveal your identification with her identity, and use this as a starting point!

old lady!

It's time to decide the winner!

Xiaoli was so angry that she was gasping for breath, and no one around her dared to speak.

"Lu Chengwen! What did you say? What did I ask you? "

Lu Chengwen was stunned: "Master's wife... I..."

"Shut up!"

Jiang Xiaohu kicked Lu Chengwen as soon as he came up, then pulled out a knife and gritted his teeth: "You dare to insult my ancestors? I'll chop you up, you bastard!"

Jiang Xiaohou blocked him again: "Brother! This kid is rude, let the ancestor interrogate him clearly, and then it won't be too late to chop him to death!"

Lu Chengwen used his clothes to cover himself from front to back, looking panicked: "How...how...how...what happened to me?!"

Xiaoli was so angry that she puffed her lips: "What did you call me!?"

"Master...Master's Wife..."

Lu Chengwen looked confused: "Am I mistaken? Could it be that you are Master's junior sister? Oh, then... I... I really made a mistake..."

Xiaoli suddenly couldn't help wanting to laugh, but she tried to hold it back and pretended to be angry: "Who told you to scream like that?"

Lu Chengwen said: "My...Master and Uncle..."

"What did they say?"

Jiang Xiaohu said, "Grandfather, don't ask any more questions. Let me kill him and be done with it!"

White Fang couldn't help laughing.

Jiang Xiaohu, ah Jiang Xiaohu, Lu Chengwen is not confused at all, it is you who are still living in a dream.

Jiang Xiaohou saw that there was a story! It seems that his brother made the right bet! No, it was Cheng Wen who made the right bet!

"Oh?" Xiaoli pretended to be relaxed, with a straight face, sitting up straight, and in order to appear more natural, she even reached for the teacup, but her hands were slightly shaking: "What did they say?"

Lu Chengwen looked around, looking confused: "Master said that the person who has lost the most money in this life is you, Master's wife. Master's uncle also said that if you hadn't had some messy things back then, you would have been together... a long time ago, and maybe your grandson would have gone out to fight monsters and level up."

"Bah!" Xiaoli blushed and glared at Lu Chengwen like a spoiled child: "You two old perverts! Who would... have a baby with him! Who... is annoying! Lu Chengwen, you are the most annoying. I tell you, I can tell you are not a good person at first glance!"

Lu Chengwen looked innocent: "I don't know, and I don't dare to ask more. I just heard what my master and uncle said."

Jiang Xiaohu was so angry that he stamped his feet: "Grandfather, please calm down and let me kill him! I will chop him into pieces..."

"Kneel down!" Xiaoli said, "Can you let me ask you something?"

"Huh? Oh. Yes."

Jiang Xiaohu knelt down.

Xiao Li said, "Lu Chengwen, if you can't explain these words clearly, or if there are omissions, I will kill you! I am not afraid to tell you that when I wanted to kill your master, the sword was on his neck. If I had just moved my hand, there would be no Hun Tian Gang today! There would also be no little monkey like you!"

Lu Chengwen nodded: "One day, I saw Master standing alone on the edge of a cliff, looking very sad and heartbroken."

Xiaoli leaned forward: "And then?"

"His eyes were moist as he looked at the scenery in the distance and asked me: 'Cheng Wen, do you know what love is?'"

The three old men all lowered their heads and shook their heads. The four family heads knew that Lu Chengwen was talking nonsense, but there was nothing they could do because Xiaoli was too angry.

Xiao Li bit her lip and said, "He must be thinking about that Seven-Colored Rainbow Phoenix, right?"

"I do not know."

Lu Chengwen said: "But the master said something to me."

"What?"

"At that time, the sword was only 0.01 centimeters away from my throat. I really want to go back to that time and say to that girl: Stab your sword! You should do that, and I should die..."

Xiaoli bit her lips and her eyes were completely wet.

"Once, there was a true love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I didn't regret it until I lost it. The greatest pain in the world is this..."

Xiaoli covered her mouth with her hands while trembling: "Old, East, West..."

"If God could give me a chance to start over... I would say three words to that girl..." Lu Chengwen looked at Xiaoli with tears streaming down his face: "I! Love! You!"

Xiaoli was in tears and she couldn't even put the teacup down steadily. The cup tipped over and the tea spilled, but she didn't care anymore. She pressed on the tea table and trembled all over.

"If I have to put a time limit on this love, I hope it would be... ten thousand years!"

"Haha!" Jiang Xiaohu stood up: "Lu Chengwen, do you really think these few lies can fool my ancestor? Who is my ancestor? You don't even..."

Xiaoli slammed the cup to the ground and said, "You bastard! Kneel down! Why are you talking so much? We are in a good mood... just shut up!"

"No, my Lord, this is obviously nonsense. This is impossible. He is just talking nonsense..."

"He's fully committed, how could it be fake?"

Jiang Xiaohou was trying to hold back his laughter and felt very sad. Jiang Xiaohu looked confused and slowly knelt down.

Lu Chengwen said, "Tiger Palace, kneel down, kneel down, kneel down, point over there, kneel straight, kneel straight!"

"Hey... you..."

Jiang Xiaohu was about to stand up and beat Lu Chengwen, but Lu Chengwen kicked him: "You're still standing up? Your ancestors told you to kneel down, but you didn't kneel down properly. Are you going to rebel? You make the old man angry every day!"

Jiang Xiaohu... wants to kill someone.